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Pierre wrote:
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Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one.

Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones?

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He doesn't. What do Edgeworth's privates have to do with Nick getting his badge anyway?


I don't get it, I think it's a yaoi joke, but I don't really get it.


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Scent wrote:
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I didn't come up with this one, I found it on GameFAQs's message boards.

What do Bobby Fulbright and Juniper Woods have in common?
Spoiler:
They're both obsessed with JUSTICE!

Took me, like, a split second to get it. xD

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Adrian in black wrote:
Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one.

Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones?

Spoiler:
He doesn't. What do Edgeworth's privates have to do with Nick getting his badge anyway?


I don't get it, I think it's a yaoi joke, but I don't really get it.


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MBArceus wrote:
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MILES STONES

GET IT??????????

Is this Narimitsu...?


Nah, I'm just talking about Edgeworth's balls.
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edgey2000 wrote:
oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Phoenix has to get across a pool full of sharks. The sharks are hungry and he's delicious. However, Phoenix is able to cross from one side to the other unscathed. How does he do it?

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The pool is a planet and Phoenix is a room outside.

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I know I shouldn't keep doing this, but Ropfa's sharks reminded me of something, and I had to do it.
edgey2000 wrote:
oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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edgey2000.... no.. just no :edgeworth:
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Apollo walks into the office to find a life-size sculpture of him made entirely of ice.

Athena wipes sweat off her brow, admiring her handiwork.

"Athena, did YOU make this?" Apollo sighs, pointing to the model.

The woman giggles. “Yup!” ”Athena, why did you make a life-sized model of me out of ICE?”

Athena bursts into laughter. “It’s Apollo Just Ice!”

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Delusionist wrote:
Apollo walks into the office to find a life-size sculpture of him made entirely of ice.

Athena wipes sweat off her brow, admiring her handiwork.

"Athena, did YOU make this?" Apollo sighs, pointing to the model.

The woman giggles. “Yup!” ”Athena, why did you make a life-sized model of me out of ICE?”

Athena bursts into laughter. “It’s Apollo Just Ice!”

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That... No offense, was "Pathetic.", as my friend Caius Ballad would put it.
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Sort of a reinterpretation of OP'S joke:
Spoiler: dd5
How does Fulbright insult someone he doesn't like? UR-1 pathetic little thing.


haha....
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Eurekajuice wrote:
Sort of a reinterpretation of OP'S joke:
Spoiler: dd5
How does Fulbright insult someone he doesn't like? UR-1 pathetic little thing.


haha....

Haha, that was actually a good one and I think someone used the same word play for another joke. :gant:
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Scent wrote:
That... No offense, was "Pathetic.", as my friend Caius Ballad would put it.


Heh.

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I still found it funny.
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Delusionist wrote:
Scent wrote:
That... No offense, was "Pathetic.", as my friend Caius Ballad would put it.


Heh.

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I still found it funny.

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So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.
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So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.


HA! Not bad :will:
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Pierre wrote:
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So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.


HA! Not bad :will:


I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:
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shippersdreamer wrote:
Pierre wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:
So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.


HA! Not bad :will:


I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:


Worse? What are you talking about?

That's HILARIOUS and probably true :moe-laugh:
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Adrian in black wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:

I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:


Worse? What are you talking about?

That's HILARIOUS and probably true :moe-laugh:


AGREED! I'm pretty much crying here XD
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Louise wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:

I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:


Worse? What are you talking about?

That's HILARIOUS and probably true :moe-laugh:


AGREED! I'm pretty much crying here XD


I got something far worse.

Why is Edgeworth never interested in women?
Because he lost the KAY to his heart :hair-flip:
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:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!
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:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!


...all right, I admit. I don't get it.
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Adrian in black wrote:
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:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!


...all right, I admit. I don't get it.

Me neither. I guess they're implying that since... Aura wears pink... the tie is hers and... Phoenix slept with her? Which makes very little sense on any level.

Please clear this one up for me, Damarus.
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Maybe it's the impossibility of any chance of a booty call between Aura and a man?
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Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:
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Fool Bright wrote:
Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

All of you should APOLLOGIZE for the lack of good jokes.
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Fool Bright wrote:
Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

All of you should APOLLOGIZE for the lack of good jokes.


Fine, I apologize....CYKES.
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shippersdreamer wrote:
BonnyMono wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

All of you should APOLLOGIZE for the lack of good jokes.


Fine, I apologize....CYKES.


Hey everybody should just FULBRIGHTEN up a bit.
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Oh MANN, BADD jokes everywhere! YEW guys should stop!

....

Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna order a happy MEELE. *woosh*
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Coyote wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Damarus wrote:
:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!


...all right, I admit. I don't get it.

Me neither. I guess they're implying that since... Aura wears pink... the tie is hers and... Phoenix slept with her? Which makes very little sense on any level.

Please clear this one up for me, Damarus.


The pink tie being a "present" from Aura would mean they've had an intimate time with each other. And as a "souvenir", Phoenix took her pink leggings and made a tie out of them. That's as simple as I can explain it.
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I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD
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I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

I don't appreciate you claiming my pun as your own. :ron:
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I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

I don't appreciate you claiming my pun as your own. :ron:


Well I thought it was Worth it :edgey:
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Fool Bright wrote:
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Fool Bright wrote:
I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

I don't appreciate you claiming my pun as your own. :ron:


Well I thought it was Worth it :edgey:


Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:
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Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!
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Adrian in black wrote:
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Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!


Yeah i totally wasn't O'connering her xD
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Adrian in black wrote:
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Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!

He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:
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Scuttlebutt wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!

He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:


Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.
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Fool Bright wrote:
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He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:


Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

You better Apollogize. :shoe:
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Pierre wrote:
Hey everybody should just FULBRIGHTEN up a bit.


We need to get the most edgeWORTH out of this.
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Scuttlebutt wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:


Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

You better Apollogize. :shoe:


Fine ill be a GOODMAN and apologize :goodman:
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Fool Bright wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

You better Apollogize. :shoe:


Fine ill be a GOODMAN and apologize :goodman:

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