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Author:  Psych [ Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:45 am ]
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What do you call a disabled performer afraid of heights?

Spoiler:
An ACROphobe. :acro:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:55 am ]
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Psych wrote:
What do you call a disabled performer afraid of heights?

Spoiler:
An ACROphobe. :acro:


All right, now THAT one was funny.

Author:  The_Turnabout_Guy [ Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:45 am ]
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Quote:
...Taka, you're a meat eater, aren't you?


To some extent he is, He has taken a rather liking on Wright-donos hair, and not in a way Wright-dono likes it. but he had even started to take interest on wrong sort of people, even on...

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Author:  Damarus [ Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:00 pm ]
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I can see the pun jokes going down for MILES in this thread. :edgey:

Author:  The_Turnabout_Guy [ Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:45 pm ]
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I urge you to look at my signature and follow what it says.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:10 am ]
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Here's a terrible horrible godawful stupid and dirty one.

How does one know when Phoenix Wright is viewing porn on the Court Record?

Spoiler:
He counters the prosecution by yelling "ERECTION!"

Author:  Thane [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:30 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Here's a terrible horrible godawful stupid and dirty one.

How does one know when Phoenix Wright is viewing porn on the Court Record?

Spoiler:
He counters the prosecution by yelling "ERECTION!"


Which is his cure for...

Spoiler:
REJECTION!

Author:  Gentle Criminal [ Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:36 pm ]
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Thane wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Here's a terrible horrible godawful stupid and dirty one.

How does one know when Phoenix Wright is viewing porn on the Court Record?

Spoiler:
He counters the prosecution by yelling "ERECTION!"


Which is his cure for...

Spoiler:
REJECTION!


Atleast he doesn't use steriods because then it would be a

Spoiler:
INJECTION

Author:  Lord Doitsu [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:07 am ]
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Fool Bright wrote:
Thane wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Here's a terrible horrible godawful stupid and dirty one.

How does one know when Phoenix Wright is viewing porn on the Court Record?

Spoiler:
He counters the prosecution by yelling "ERECTION!"


Which is his cure for...

Spoiler:
REJECTION!


Atleast he doesn't use steriods because then it would be a

Spoiler:
INJECTION
Just as long as there is no

Spoiler:
PROJECTION


of that image, we will all be good.

Author:  Alonso Swift [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:41 am ]
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This is reminding me of something I found out on the Interwebs.
Spoiler: size
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Author:  Gentle Criminal [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:44 am ]
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AlonsoSwift wrote:
This is reminding me of something I found out on the Interwebs.
Spoiler: size
Image


I assume thats were the whole joke started xD

Author:  Jean Descole [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:09 am ]
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AlonsoSwift wrote:
This is reminding me of something I found out on the Interwebs.
Spoiler: size
Image


I hope they used protection.

Author:  Thane [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:18 pm ]
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You know, Phoenix and Maya must have a VERY casual relationship if he's comfortable "reading" a magazine like that right next to her.

Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:49 am ]
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Ah, that old comic. I always pictured all those things happening in one day. What a boisterous day it was.

Author:  Going for Miles [ Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:14 am ]
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Oh yeah, I love that comic. Still to this day I sometimes find myself giggling about "Selection!" and "Correction!"

Author:  redchan [ Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:58 pm ]
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This joke is going to give me a lot of bad Von Karma, but why is Edgeworth always so tired?

Spoiler:
Because his office is on the 12th floor!


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I know. I'm a terrible human being.

Author:  Going for Miles [ Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:19 pm ]
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Quote:
This joke is going to give me a lot of bad Von Karma,


I hope it was Godotally Edgeworth it.

Author:  Apollon [ Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:15 am ]
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What does Simon Blackquill use to keep his hair in place?
Spoiler:
A BOBBY pin.


Hey, at least I made a VALANT effort.... :valant:

Author:  Going for Miles [ Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:27 am ]
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Apollon wrote:
What does Simon Blackquill use to keep his hair in place?
Spoiler:
A BOBBY pin.


I laughed. :sadshoe:

Author:  Gentle Criminal [ Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:45 pm ]
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Apollon wrote:
What does Simon Blackquill use to keep his hair in place?
Spoiler:
A BOBBY pin.


Hey, at least I made a VALANT effort.... :valant:



I'm very DELITE that you made that VALENT effort. :ron: :valant:

Author:  Apollon [ Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:34 pm ]
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Ishimaru Kiyotaka wrote:
Apollon wrote:
What does Simon Blackquill use to keep his hair in place?
Spoiler:
A BOBBY pin.


Hey, at least I made a VALANT effort.... :valant:



I'm very DELITE that you made that VALENT effort. :ron: :valant:

I'm just glad that I got the chance to be a comedian FARADAY. :kay:

Author:  Alonso Swift [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:51 am ]
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Apollon wrote:
Ishimaru Kiyotaka wrote:
Apollon wrote:
What does Simon Blackquill use to keep his hair in place?
Spoiler:
A BOBBY pin.


Hey, at least I made a VALANT effort.... :valant:



I'm very DELITE that you made that VALENT effort. :ron: :valant:

I'm just glad that I got the chance to be a comedian FARADAY. :kay:

O... KAY then.
I see the puns are up and RONning again. :ron:

Author:  Apollon [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:27 am ]
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So I heard that Miles Edgeworth once investigated a fake kidnapping case turned murder.
Spoiler:
They say he knew who the culprit was at a gLANCE.

Author:  Spyro [ Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:38 am ]
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A post I made back in August. I guess this counts too...

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Author:  Doomato [ Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:39 pm ]
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I have one!

Spoiler:
Why does Phoenix call Mia "chief"?

Because when he first met her, he needed a handkerchief.

Author:  TopHatProfessor1014 [ Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:23 pm ]
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This one deals with the ending to case 1-5, so if you're one of the 0.00000000001% of Ace Attorney fans out there who hasn't finished it yet, don't read this.

Spoiler: Lame Damon Gant Joke
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Judge: This court finds the defendant, Lana Skye:
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Phoenix: Yes! I've finally done it!
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Phoenix: It looks like Damon Gant is going swimming... up the river!
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Phoenix: I thought it was funny...

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:01 pm ]
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What's Maya's favourite condiment on her burger?

MAYANNAISE


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