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Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Pierre wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one.

Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones?

Spoiler:
He doesn't. What do Edgeworth's privates have to do with Nick getting his badge anyway?


I don't get it, I think it's a yaoi joke, but I don't really get it.


MILES STONES

GET IT??????????

Author:  MBArceus [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Scent wrote:
Jozerick wrote:
I didn't come up with this one, I found it on GameFAQs's message boards.

What do Bobby Fulbright and Juniper Woods have in common?
Spoiler:
They're both obsessed with JUSTICE!

Took me, like, a split second to get it. xD

Spoiler: DUAL DESTINIES SPOILERS
Every time I see someone talking about Bobby Fulbright innocently, I am filled with regret. Phantom regret. It is a curse.


Adrian in black wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one.

Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones?

Spoiler:
He doesn't. What do Edgeworth's privates have to do with Nick getting his badge anyway?


I don't get it, I think it's a yaoi joke, but I don't really get it.


MILES STONES

GET IT??????????

Is this Narimitsu...?

Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

MBArceus wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:

MILES STONES

GET IT??????????

Is this Narimitsu...?


Nah, I'm just talking about Edgeworth's balls.

Author:  Ropfa [ Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

edgey2000 wrote:
oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Phoenix has to get across a pool full of sharks. The sharks are hungry and he's delicious. However, Phoenix is able to cross from one side to the other unscathed. How does he do it?

Spoiler:
The pool is a planet and Phoenix is a room outside.

Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

I know I shouldn't keep doing this, but Ropfa's sharks reminded me of something, and I had to do it.
edgey2000 wrote:
oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you must know, Mr. Edgeworth...

Author:  Shiny Riolu [ Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:46 pm ]
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edgey2000.... no.. just no :edgeworth:

Author:  Delusionist [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:23 am ]
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Apollo walks into the office to find a life-size sculpture of him made entirely of ice.

Athena wipes sweat off her brow, admiring her handiwork.

"Athena, did YOU make this?" Apollo sighs, pointing to the model.

The woman giggles. “Yup!” ”Athena, why did you make a life-sized model of me out of ICE?”

Athena bursts into laughter. “It’s Apollo Just Ice!”

Source

I laughed...

Author:  Scent [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Delusionist wrote:
Apollo walks into the office to find a life-size sculpture of him made entirely of ice.

Athena wipes sweat off her brow, admiring her handiwork.

"Athena, did YOU make this?" Apollo sighs, pointing to the model.

The woman giggles. “Yup!” ”Athena, why did you make a life-sized model of me out of ICE?”

Athena bursts into laughter. “It’s Apollo Just Ice!”

Source

I laughed...

That... No offense, was "Pathetic.", as my friend Caius Ballad would put it.

Author:  Eurekajuice [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Sort of a reinterpretation of OP'S joke:
Spoiler: dd5
How does Fulbright insult someone he doesn't like? UR-1 pathetic little thing.


haha....

Author:  Scent [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Eurekajuice wrote:
Sort of a reinterpretation of OP'S joke:
Spoiler: dd5
How does Fulbright insult someone he doesn't like? UR-1 pathetic little thing.


haha....

Haha, that was actually a good one and I think someone used the same word play for another joke. :gant:

Author:  Delusionist [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:25 pm ]
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Scent wrote:
That... No offense, was "Pathetic.", as my friend Caius Ballad would put it.


Heh.

Image

I still found it funny.

Author:  Scent [ Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:03 pm ]
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Delusionist wrote:
Scent wrote:
That... No offense, was "Pathetic.", as my friend Caius Ballad would put it.


Heh.

Image

I still found it funny.

Image

Author:  shippersdreamer [ Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:01 am ]
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So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.

Author:  Pierre [ Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:12 am ]
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shippersdreamer wrote:
So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.


HA! Not bad :will:

Author:  shippersdreamer [ Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Pierre wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:
So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.


HA! Not bad :will:


I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

shippersdreamer wrote:
Pierre wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:
So, whenever Apollo is disgusted...does he find it.....APOLLYING? :apollo: That's my joke for the day you can shoot me now.


HA! Not bad :will:


I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:


Worse? What are you talking about?

That's HILARIOUS and probably true :moe-laugh:

Author:  Louise [ Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Adrian in black wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:

I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:


Worse? What are you talking about?

That's HILARIOUS and probably true :moe-laugh:


AGREED! I'm pretty much crying here XD

Author:  shippersdreamer [ Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Louise wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
shippersdreamer wrote:

I just thought of something far worse :godot:

Why does Chief Gant have such a hard time getting a date?

Because he has THE CLAP. :gant:


Worse? What are you talking about?

That's HILARIOUS and probably true :moe-laugh:


AGREED! I'm pretty much crying here XD


I got something far worse.

Why is Edgeworth never interested in women?
Because he lost the KAY to his heart :hair-flip:

Author:  Damarus [ Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:50 pm ]
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:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!

Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:18 am ]
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Damarus wrote:
:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!


...all right, I admit. I don't get it.

Author:  Coyote [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:39 am ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Damarus wrote:
:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!


...all right, I admit. I don't get it.

Me neither. I guess they're implying that since... Aura wears pink... the tie is hers and... Phoenix slept with her? Which makes very little sense on any level.

Please clear this one up for me, Damarus.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:48 am ]
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Maybe it's the impossibility of any chance of a booty call between Aura and a man?

Author:  Church Of Sumire [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:52 am ]
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Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

Author:  BonnyMono [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:20 am ]
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Fool Bright wrote:
Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

All of you should APOLLOGIZE for the lack of good jokes.

Author:  shippersdreamer [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

BonnyMono wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

All of you should APOLLOGIZE for the lack of good jokes.


Fine, I apologize....CYKES.

Author:  Pierre [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

shippersdreamer wrote:
BonnyMono wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Damnit Why do you always have to be Wright all the time...... :acro:

All of you should APOLLOGIZE for the lack of good jokes.


Fine, I apologize....CYKES.


Hey everybody should just FULBRIGHTEN up a bit.

Author:  BonnyMono [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:58 pm ]
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Oh MANN, BADD jokes everywhere! YEW guys should stop!

....

Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna order a happy MEELE. *woosh*

Author:  Damarus [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Coyote wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Damarus wrote:
:phoenix: Phoenix: Hey, Simon!

Simon: Yeah?

:think-pw: Phoenix: Do you know why my tie is pink?

Simon: No, why?

:object: Phoenix: Your sister gave it to me as a souvenir last night!

Simon: (Damage animation) BALDERDASH!!


...all right, I admit. I don't get it.

Me neither. I guess they're implying that since... Aura wears pink... the tie is hers and... Phoenix slept with her? Which makes very little sense on any level.

Please clear this one up for me, Damarus.


The pink tie being a "present" from Aura would mean they've had an intimate time with each other. And as a "souvenir", Phoenix took her pink leggings and made a tie out of them. That's as simple as I can explain it.

Author:  Church Of Sumire [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

Author:  bratty waifu [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Fool Bright wrote:
I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

I don't appreciate you claiming my pun as your own. :ron:

Author:  Church Of Sumire [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Scuttlebutt wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

I don't appreciate you claiming my pun as your own. :ron:


Well I thought it was Worth it :edgey:

Author:  bratty waifu [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Fool Bright wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
I wish I was like Bobby because he always pays his bills in Ful xDD

I don't appreciate you claiming my pun as your own. :ron:


Well I thought it was Worth it :edgey:


Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Scuttlebutt wrote:
Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!

Author:  Church Of Sumire [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Adrian in black wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!


Yeah i totally wasn't O'connering her xD

Author:  bratty waifu [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Adrian in black wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!

He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:

Author:  Church Of Sumire [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Scuttlebutt wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Oh... dude... that's not Wright. :think-pw:


Come on, he wasn't Robin you of too much!

He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:


Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

Author:  bratty waifu [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Fool Bright wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:


Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

You better Apollogize. :shoe:

Author:  shippersdreamer [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Pierre wrote:
Hey everybody should just FULBRIGHTEN up a bit.


We need to get the most edgeWORTH out of this.

Author:  Church Of Sumire [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Scuttlebutt wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
He shamelessly tried to Filtch my pun. :ron:


Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

You better Apollogize. :shoe:


Fine ill be a GOODMAN and apologize :goodman:

Author:  bratty waifu [ Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ace Attorney jokes

Fool Bright wrote:
Scuttlebutt wrote:
Fool Bright wrote:
Ill steal it by any MEANS necessary.

You better Apollogize. :shoe:


Fine ill be a GOODMAN and apologize :goodman:

Orly?

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