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This is song lyrics, so wasn't sure what sub thread this should go on. But here goes.

It's in the tune of Fairytale of New York btw:

APOLLO:
It was Christmas Eve babe,
At the agency,
And old Nick said to me,
"We've solved another one",
And then he sang a song,
As only lawyers do,
I turned my horns away,
And thought about you,
I took some cases on,
Got payed real big for one,
I've got a feeling,
That's Gumshoe's salary,
So happy Christmas,
I love you Junie,
Come to the agency,
And you can spoon me.

JUNIE:
Well I've just passed the bar and I'm judging a trial,
With my good friend Athena and an asshole called Miles,
When I saw you looking over from the gallery,
I knew your chords of steel had come right back to me,
You're dapper
APOLLO:
You're dishy, queen of L.A. city,
BOTH:
When the trial reached a verdict we stayed back for more,
Oh Robin was pressing, and Hugh presenting,
We kissed in the courtroom and danced through the night,
The boys of the L.A.P.D. choir were singing “Guilty Love”,
And the Christmas bells rang out in the stars above.

JUNIE:
You're a bum, you're a drag,
APOLLO:
You're like Wendy Oldbag, for you talk like a rabbit and kiss like a prune,
JUNIE:
You demon, you yokai, you've only one good eye,
Merry Christmas you frump now stop writing this tune.
BOTH:
The boys of the L.A.P.D. choir still singing “Guilty Love”,
And the Christmas bells rang out in the stars above.

APOLLO:
I could've practiced law,
JUNIE:
But you'd be pretty poor,
You took my flower from me,
When I first found you,
APOLLO:
I kept it with me babe,
Kept it for the defence,
I needed evidence,
I built my case around you,
BOTH:
The boys of the L.A.P.D. choir still singing “Guilty Love”,
And the Christmas bells rang out in the stars above.

:apollo-objection: :junie:
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