Title: Wherever I may roam - PW Version
Author: Sigmund Snipe
Rating: PG
Genre: Lyrics
Status: Complete
Summary: I did a couple of these on the old CR forums and now I decided to molest Metallica's 'Wherever I may Roam' and convert it to the nifty PW version. Naturally,
the lyrics fit the song

Original lyrics here

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And the court becomes my bride
And the court becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
so in her I do confide
and this case will satisfy
verdict's all I need

and 'Not Guilty' I will crave
only 'Objection' will save
in this case I'm but a slave
badger lawyera
wrigto attorney
call me what you will

but I'll take my case anywhere
free to speak my mind anywhere
and I will object anywhere
anywhere I roam
where I lay my desk is court

and the stand becomes my throne
and the stand becomes my throne
I adapt to the unfold
contradictions I have told
testimonies, made them cold
I said: "Hold it!"

And this case is severed clean
less they have, the more I gain
on the guilty's face I reign
badger lawyer
wrigto attorney
call me what you will

but I'll take my case anywhere
free to speak my mind anywhere
and I will object anywhere
anywhere I roam
where I lay my desk is court

but I'll take my case anywhere
free to speak my mind anywhere
and I will object anywhere
anywhere I roam
where I lay my desk is court (x2)

carved upon my stone
witness lies and then I roam
wherever I may roam

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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. But I don't see how this counts as a fanfic....

Well I believe it CAN be a fanfic... as it turns an RL song into... a Phoenix Wright one... and... uhm...

: "You don't sound very confident there.

*PENALIZED!*

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XFD I love the song, and that's a hilarious parody of it. Great work.

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