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Oh my goodness,you guys. HE HAS HONOURED ME. I feel so proud :larry:
Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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I dunno what you're on about. Franny is perfect and never makes mistakes.

definitely not a mistake I made while writing this
Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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God, how many sporkings... I'll try my best to address all of the ones done from my absence till now...

Spoiler: A&E: TBC
Starting with- Apollo and Ema: The Baby Chronicles!

Yes, Edgeworth and Ema! Continue fighting for x = hugs, and o = kisses! You can do it! I love how Phoenix is just drinking and watching, and Apollo's just wondering why everybody is like this. So like them...

Hmm, what does gutten tach mean? I tried to find it out online, but I failed quite badly. On that, the caffeine overdose was a very clever way to introduce Klavier into all of it.

And everybody's reaction when Phoenix pointed out the whimper/whisper thing while Edgeworth was shouting about the commas really made me smile. And again.
Also, another one was the spring breeze comment. Ah, Phoenix...

Also, I know I'm stupid but I didn't get Edgeworth's second penalty. Could you explain? -for more clarification, the one where Apollo asks about the number of chapters they'll be sporking, Klavier answers with three, and Edgey gets a penalty.

Apollo's bracelet reacting to Phoenix's statement was just... ugh... I don't have words for it.

Love how Phoenix just answered 'two years' and the Management was like 'okay'. Oh, poor Phoenix.

Now about what I loved the most throught this- The whole pill plot was beautiful! Your integration of that into the sporking was positively absolutely brilliant, and I loved how Trucy helped Kay out. And the aftermath: with the guy's reaction to coming and seeing Kay missing. But the taser was so unexpected! By the way, you asked to find out how the Great Escape happened, and as I can't refuse a challenge of any kind, so:



The Workings of the Escape

Trucy pocketed the pill that fell from Ema, put it in Lang's popcorn with the whole thing planned out, and asked Edgeworth to go along with it, which he obviously would never refuse. He did a quite amazing losing-the-truth moment, causing Klavier to try and shock him awake (maybe because he hasn't seen much of Edgeworth's fainting and doesn't know how that happens?).

However, Edgeworth refuses the urge to jump at the shocks and Klavier ends up using up the electricity or overflowing something such that the lights go out (forgive me for errors in the science of it - Ema's your girl for that. I remember studying something about this, but that entered one ear and went out through the other... :nick-sweat:).

Once that happened, in the cover of the darkness, Trucy got out of her seat and helped Kay out, tying the handcuffs on Lang. By the time the lights come back on, Kay's free.

I hope that's all...



I aww'd so hard when Phoenix decided to take on Trucy's punishment. Just... aww! I hope Kay manages to help him out of it or bargain something with the Management as clearing her debt to Trucy.

Now for odds and ends:

* 'intrigh'ed' - Did you mean 'intrigued' or was that just Klavier's style?
* "Herr Wright, breaking the fourth wall I see prohibited"
... did you mean, 'breaking the fourth wall, I see. It's prohibited'? Or 'breaking the fourth wall is prohibited'?
*Why no "Ema:" for that 'Oh.' dialogue that came after Ema's "What?" (Talking about the part where the text is like "The doctor was one Apollo and Ema") It's pretty clear, but it still felt kinda odd to me... Also, seeing the others - or only Apollo - react to that part/Ema's dialogue would be cool. But that's just my opinion.
*"How did she reach his from the bed?" - him

Since my inner picking-apart spirit is appeased, final thoughts-

Awesome work! I really loved the whole sporking from beginning to end, and I hope that when the last two chapters of this is being done, our sporkers will come back with fresh new perspectives.

PS: Just an observation of mine - the Management really seemed like you a lot... I know that of course that's bound to happen, but I could literally imagine you as the Management. ... I hope you don't get a taser anytime in the future.


Whew. I meant to review all the sporkings, but considering how long this one became, I think I'll do the rest later.

~DarkAgea,
signing off and hopefully back again without such a delay

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Yes, Edgeworth and Ema! Continue fighting for x = hugs, and o = kisses! You can do it!

Absolutely!
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I love how Phoenix is just drinking and watching, and Apollo's just wondering why everybody is like this. So like them...

What a pack of foolishly pedantic fools. :no-no:

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Hmm, what does gutten tach mean? I tried to find it out online, but I failed quite badly.

Darn transliteration. I meant to write Guten Tag,which is German for good day,ja? :klavier:
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On that, the caffeine overdose was a very clever way to introduce Klavier into all of it.

Indeed! I felt that the guy should've been in it at some point,so the overdose the previous part was to put him there instead. Also for another reason which I'll discuss later.

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And everybody's reaction when Phoenix pointed out the whimper/whisper thing while Edgeworth was shouting about the commas really made me smile. And again.

I came up with that while writing that the first time,and it just seemed to work the second time even more. Whoohoo!

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Also, another one was the spring breeze comment. Ah, Phoenix...

Fun fact,Edgeworth doesn't suffer from spring fever. But it's implied that he's allergic to pollen. So I had to word that part rather carefully.

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Also, I know I'm stupid but I didn't get Edgeworth's second penalty. Could you explain? -for more clarification, the one where Apollo asks about the number of chapters they'll be sporking, Klavier answers with three, and Edgey gets a penalty.

It took him offguard so much so that he penalised himself in surprise. Also so that the fact that his bar was halfway through was made clear for later.

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Apollo's bracelet reacting to Phoenix's statement was just... ugh... I don't have words for it.

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Love how Phoenix just answered 'two years' and the Management was like 'okay'. Oh, poor Phoenix.

Little does he know that wish is actually going to come true. This is gonna lead to some SoJ era characters coming in for the next one. I don't have an exact date for when it's coming,but probably some time after the spoiler rules for that game are lifted.

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Now about what I loved the most throught this

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Just wanted to point off your mistakes before you do. :basil:

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The whole pill plot was beautiful! Your integration of that into the sporking was positively absolutely brilliant, and I loved how Trucy helped Kay out. And the aftermath: with the guy's reaction to coming and seeing Kay missing. But the taser was so unexpected!

:thena-hair: Really? Thank you! I'm a bit honoured by that. I had fun writing all of that. Truth be told,you know why I even brought this stuff in? The pill subplot,Kay,Klavier...for one simple reason.

Because of the fic. To be frank,it was not a good idea to even spork that. Other than the name and a few typos,there's barely anything to spork in it. There's way too much filler for it to be interesting,thus removing any interest in the premise. It's not good enough for me to recommend it,but not bad enough for it to be sporkable. It's just blah,average,middle of the road,alright garbage.

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By the way, you asked to find out how the Great Escape happened, and as I can't refuse a challenge of any kind, so:

Oh-hoh! Let's see,shall we? I'll be grading you on this,just so you know.

The Workings of the Escape

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Trucy pocketed the pill that fell from Ema, put it in Lang's popcorn with the whole thing planned out, and asked Edgeworth to go along with it, which he obviously would never refuse.


Yes,correct! Coincidentally,Lang sat next to Trucy,which I made sure to let everyone know beforehand. Because as you know,no one likes an unfair mystery! And he even took a kernel of popcorn from Trucy. And obviously,Edgeworth is secretly in love with Kay cares too much about Kay to let her be caught. Soon,Lang fell asleep. Of course,his man didn't notice because he's a dumb dumb. Also,Apollo witnessed most of it but thought he was going crazy. Silly Polly.

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He did a quite amazing losing-the-truth moment, causing Klavier to try and shock him awake (maybe because he hasn't seen much of Edgeworth's fainting and doesn't know how that happens?).

Yes,quite so! That moment was faked by him to create a distraction (he even grimaces exaggeratedly!) as he was only halfway through his bar and the mistake he made was too dumb. This brings us to our next point...

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However, Edgeworth refuses the urge to jump at the shocks and Klavier ends up using up the electricity or overflowing something such that the lights go out (forgive me for errors in the science of it - Ema's your girl for that. I remember studying something about this, but that entered one ear and went out through the other... :nick-sweat:).


Indeed! Edgeworth actually fell unconscious at one point there,but he woke up again. Of course,he didn't let anyone else know that. And as you've ever so eloquently stated,Klav-Klav overflowed some elecs and poof,off goes the power!

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Once that happened, in the cover of the darkness, Trucy got out of her seat and helped Kay out, tying the handcuffs on Lang. By the time the lights come back on, Kay's free.

How do you tie handcuffs on someone? :eh?: But yes,she did go in the dark and switched the handcuffs 'cause magic. And thus,Kay escaped!

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I hope that's all...

Excellent work,student! You explained it perfectly! You get...a gold star! *Means smile* :will: You're my best student,you know that?

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I aww'd so hard when Phoenix decided to take on Trucy's punishment. Just... aww! I hope Kay manages to help him out of it or bargain something with the Management as clearing her debt to Trucy.

Hmm. You've given me an idea. I'll get back to you on that.

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Now for odds and ends:


Uh oh. Oh sh-

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* 'intrigh'ed' - Did you mean 'intrigued' or was that just Klavier's style?

Um,yes. That was-
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* "Herr Wright, breaking the fourth wall I see prohibited"
... did you mean, 'breaking the fourth wall, I see. It's prohibited'? Or 'breaking the fourth wall is prohibited'?


That was autocor-
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*Why no "Ema:" for that 'Oh.' dialogue that came after Ema's "What?" (Talking about the part where the text is like "The doctor was one Apollo and Ema") It's pretty clear, but it still felt kinda odd to me... Also, seeing the others - or only Apollo - react to that part/Ema's dialogue would be cool. But that's just my opinion.

Um,er,silly me-
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*"How did she reach his from the bed?" - him


Alright,alright. Fine,I'll go fix it after this comment. These probably made it past the cut for so long because I despise reading my own works for some reason. Ugh. Also autocorrect.

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Since my inner picking-apart spirit is appeased, final thoughts-

You monster.

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Awesome work! I really loved the whole sporking from beginning to end, and I hope that when the last two chapters of this is being done, our sporkers will come back with fresh new perspectives.

<3
For the Sporkers,I'm planning on having only half of them return. Phoenix,Apollo,and Ema. From the SoJ period,as I mentioned earlier. Trucy won't be there because her father's taking her place,Lana won't be there because I felt that she had the least to say during the sporking,and Edgeworth,as sad as it is,won't be coming back for the last one. I want to do another's Law Plus Chaos,but eh. He'll be substituted by a prosecutor who hasn't been here yet. You guessed it!

Jacques Portsman!

Yeah,I'm glad you enjoyed it. Funnily enough,I feel this was one of my worse sporkings. I guess that means there's only good to come!

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PS: Just an observation of mine - the Management really seemed like you a lot... I know that of course that's bound to happen, but I could literally imagine you as the Management. ... I hope you don't get a taser anytime in the future.

No promises. :karma:

Now,time to type away some typos!


Erm....where did you say the last one was again.....zzzg. G movr

Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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What a pack of foolishly pedantic fools. :no-no:


Edgey's not a fool! He's just... picking stuff apart and using logic. Yeah, that's it.

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Darn transliteration. I meant to write Guten Tag,which is German for good day,ja? :klavier:


Oh, now I get it. Thanks!

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Indeed! I felt that the guy should've been in it at some point,so the overdose the previous part was to put him there instead. Also for another reason which I'll discuss later.


Going to be revealed in the next part? Will Klavier be there for the final chapters?

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Fun fact,Edgeworth doesn't suffer from spring fever. But it's implied that he's allergic to pollen. So I had to word that part rather carefully.


Hmm, I remember reading that from the Ace Attorney wiki. ... That's literally the source of much of the trivia I know about AA.

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It took him offguard so much so that he penalised himself in surprise. Also so that the fact that his bar was halfway through was made clear for later.


Thanks for making that clear. Ouch, Edgeworth. That's another fair-play-mystery part, right?

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I was about to say 'I'm not amused', but I realised I was. ... why?...

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Little does he know that wish is actually going to come true. This is gonna lead to some SoJ era characters coming in for the next one. I don't have an exact date for when it's coming,but probably some time after the spoiler rules for that game are lifted.


Wow, SoJ characters! That's going to be really good to see. When do you think the spoiler rules will be lifted?

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throught


Shit. I should really read what I write.

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Because of the fic. To be frank,it was not a good idea to even spork that. Other than the name and a few typos,there's barely anything to spork in it. There's way too much filler for it to be interesting,thus removing any interest in the premise. It's not good enough for me to recommend it,but not bad enough for it to be sporkable. It's just blah,average,middle of the road,alright garbage.


Even though the fic wasn't that sporkable, you still managed to do a really admirable work with it. And I love plot-integrated sporkings. They're always so good to read, so I obviously loved the pill plot (plus, I've never seen Kay getting captured, so there were a lot of high feelings with that - I was shocked). Just for curiosity's sake, did you read the fic whole before you started sporking it?

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Oh-hoh! Let's see,shall we? I'll be grading you on this,just so you know.


... I can't wait.

Spoiler: My Grading
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Soon,Lang fell asleep. Of course,his man didn't notice because he's a dumb dumb. Also,Apollo witnessed most of it but thought he was going crazy. Silly Polly.


Apollo saw literally everything important that happened in the plan, but by the end he still didn't figure it out. Oh, Polly...

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Indeed! Edgeworth actually fell unconscious at one point there,but he woke up again.


Oh, he fell unconscious? Now it makes a lot of sense to me... I was wonderig how Edgeworth managed to remain so still throughout the shocks...

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How do you tie handcuffs on someone? :eh?:


Wait... you don't tie handcuffs on someone? (now I see exactly how silly that was)
But what do you do with them? You don't chain people, but you could handcuff them with handcuffs? Can you 'use' handcuffs?
... Shit, I just realised I don't know the proper verb that goes with handcuffs. I've never exactly used that word before in writing... so... :oops:

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Excellent work,student! You explained it perfectly! You get...a gold star! *Means smile* :will: You're my best student,you know that?


Aww, thanks. :edgey:


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Hmm. You've given me an idea. I'll get back to you on that.


Can't wait to see what you're going to do with that idea.

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Uh oh. Oh sh-


No need to be that afraid, y'know. It's just a small list...

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These probably made it past the cut for so long because I despise reading my own works for some reason. Ugh. Also autocorrect.


I know how you feel like there. Sometimes, I just can't bear reading what I've written. Also, do you do this on a phone? I mean, I type stuff down in Microsoft Word, and that doesn't correct everything so I'm safe from autocorrect.

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You monster.


Sorry, but wrong answer. My final thoughts weren't 'You monster.' But good try.

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For the Sporkers,I'm planning on having only half of them return. Phoenix,Apollo,and Ema. From the SoJ period,as I mentioned earlier. Trucy won't be there because her father's taking her place,Lana won't be there because I felt that she had the least to say during the sporking,and Edgeworth,as sad as it is,won't be coming back for the last one. I want to do another's Law Plus Chaos,but eh. He'll be substituted by a prosecutor who hasn't been here yet. You guessed it!

Jacques Portsman!

Yeah,I'm glad you enjoyed it. Funnily enough,I feel this was one of my worse sporkings. I guess that means there's only good to come!


Phoenix, Apollo and Ema? That's going to be fun.

Aww, the Sporking Bitch isn't coming? But he had so much importance in the plot!

Lana did have the least to say, but I loved seeing her relationship with Ema throughout this (like that part where she asks Ema whether she really was that much of a mother to her). I hope Lana reappears in the theatre for other sporkings...

Oh my gods! Portsman is coming? Wow. Literally wow. Is it after or before Turnabout Visitor? Now I wish Edgey was coming, just to see his reaction to Jacques...

As a sporking alone, this story wasn't interesting enough (like you stated), but your addition of the PP really pulled me in. All the best for future sporkings!

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Edgey's not a fool! He's just... picking stuff apart and using logic. Yeah, that's it.


Uh-huh.

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Going to be revealed in the next part? Will Klavier be there for the final chapters?


He doesn't really appear in the last two chapters anyway. Plus,his appearance here was rather special. The other reason for that was as I mentioned,the mundaneness of the fic itself.

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Hmm, I remember reading that from the Ace Attorney wiki. ... That's literally the source of much of the trivia I know about AA.

Ah,AA wiki. My favourite part of that site are users arguing over what animation should be counted as a breakdown.

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Thanks for making that clear. Ouch, Edgeworth. That's another fair-play-mystery part, right?

Indeed! Needed to put that part there just to clarify to the readers,ya know?

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I was about to say 'I'm not amused', but I realised I was. ... why?...

:redd:

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Wow, SoJ characters! That's going to be really good to see. When do you think the spoiler rules will be lifted?

Hopefully soon. I don't know why they're taking so long now.

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Shίt. I should really read what I write.

You and me,friend.

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Just for curiosity's sake, did you read the fic in whole before sporking it?

I skimmed through it,and thought it'd be neat to spork. Bad idea,me.

Your Grading

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Apollo saw literally everything important that happened in the plan, but by the end he still didn't figure it out. Oh, Polly...

Well,he thought he did. Though to be fair,he didn't really the most important part of the plan- the escape.

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Oh, he fell unconscious? Now it makes a lot of sense to me... I was wonderig how Edgeworth managed to remain so still throughout the shocks...


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wonderig


:gant: Sorry about that.

And yes,that makes more sense that him faking it through four shocks in a row.
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Wait... you don't tie handcuffs on someone? (now I see exactly how silly that was)
But what do you do with them? You don't chain people, but you could handcuff them with handcuffs? Can you 'use' handcuffs?

You can cuff them. Yes,cuff is a verb. :phoenix:

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Aww, thanks. :edgey:

:butzthumbs:

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I know how you feel like there. Sometimes, I just can't bear reading what I've written. Also, do you do this on a phone? I mean, I type stuff down in Microsoft Word, and that doesn't correct everything so I'm safe from autocorrect.

Well,yes. On a tablet,to be precise. I know I could turn off autocorrect,but I feel it helps speeds things up sometimes when I'm too lazy to write a whole word.

There's a computer in the living room,but there's two reasons I'm not using that. One,it's pretty much public to everyone. So someone's usually sitting on it doing something most of the time. Two,I don't like being watched when I'm typing. So I use this lil' tablet instead. I do have a laptop,but it's a crappy touchscreen one that lags like heck. Plus,it can't even be used for that long. Hope you understood all that.

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Aww, the Sporking Bitch isn't coming? But he had so much importance in the plot!

He deserves to be let go now after what he's done,you know? :edgey:

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Lana did have the least to say, but I loved seeing her relationship with Ema throughout this (like that part where she asks Ema whether she really was that much of a mother to her). I hope Lana reappears in the theatre for other sporkings...

Eh.

She has appeared before,just so you know. In Law Plus Chaos,and Blackmail,among others.

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Oh my gods!

That's an interesting take on it.

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Portsman is coming? Wow. Literally wow. Is it after or before Turnabout Visitor? Now I wish Edgey was coming, just to see his reaction to Jacques...


Pfft. I was joking. I was referring to Nahyuta the whole time,but put Portsman as a joke. PFFTTHAAHAHAHAHA!

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As a sporking alone, this story wasn't interesting enough (like you stated), but your addition of the PP really pulled me in. All the best for future sporkings!

Thank you. :pearl:

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I'm really afraid now...


Why? What's there to be afraid of? :karma:

Can't wait to hear your thoughts on the rather large 'ass' in the room,figuratively speaking.

Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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It's barely been even a week since the last spork, but dammit, I need more. So here it is! Today's fic is...

Genealogy by Elsandry

Rating: :sahwit: :sahwit:

This fic's come up before in this thread at least twice, but no one' says taken it so far. And to be honest, I can kinda see why. The grammar and spelling is good and all, but the target ship of this fic is....Gregory Edgeworth x Trucy. It's about how Trucy accidentally goes back in time before she was even born, and meets a young Gregory, who takes her in with him for some reason. It just feels wrong, because Trucy is pretty much underage (except maybe barely 18 when she gets pregnant), and Greg treats her like a daughter. Just...eugh. Plus, she doesn't even go look for help. It's contrived and dumb, even for a crackfic, but short enough to spork in one session. Thus, two Sahwits.

Today's Sporkers are...

:trucy: - "Only two Sahwits? This shouldn't be too bad."
:edgeworth: - "Why am I always here?"

So let's start the show!

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[We start our sporking adventures in the Sporking theatre, where everything seems strangely empty.]

Edgeworth: Hmm, where is everyone?

Trucy: Oh is that you, Uncle Edgeworth? Thank goodness! I just got back from the snack bar. Want some popcorn?

Edgeworth: No thank you. I'll be fine. Where is everyone else?

Trucy: No one else is in here! We're all alone.

Edgeworth: ? Management, why is this?

Speakers: We thought you two were enough. Simple as that. Now, do you two know anything about what we're sporking today?

Trucy: All I know is that it's rated two Sahwits. ...What is a Sahwit anyway?

Edgeworth: Actually, I heard the name of the fic as I was coming in. It's called 'Genealogy'.

Trucy: What's that?

Edgeworth: Genealogy? It's the study of families and their histories.

Trucy: Ooh, cool! My family has a very unique history.

Speakers: Good. So you know nothing else about the fic? Then I suppose we'll start now.

Edgeworth: (The Management doesn't seem to want us to know a thing about this fic. I wonder why?)

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Genealogy, a phoenix wright: ace attorney fanfic


Edgeworth: Already the lack of capitalisation bothers me. Can't authors just proofread sometimes?

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Disclaimer: I do not own the Ace Attorney franchise, make no claims to own it, and make no money off this fanfic.


Trucy: Well, this looks better at least.

Edgeworth: Somehow, I doubt they wrote that themselves. They most likely just copied it from somewhere.

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Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme, prompt: "This pairing snapped my brain. In a good way.


Edgeworth: Kink meme?

Trucy: Pairing? What's the pairing, anyway?

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Gregory Edgeworth x Trucy.."

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Trucy: Wh-

Edgeworth: Whh-

Both: WHHAAAAATTT?!

Trucy: Who-

Edgeworth: Why-

Trucy: Where-

Edgeworth: When-

Trucy: How-

Edgeworth: Management! So this is why-

Speakers: Absolutely. It was worth it, seeing those faces.

Trucy: ....Uncle Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: Yes?

Trucy: Is this Gregory person-

Edgeworth: Yes, my father. Died in an elevator when I was a child.

Trucy: Oh. I see. looks sadly at the floor

Edgeworth: But this...he died before you were even born! How could-

Trucy: Magic, maybe?

Edgeworth: Don't be ridiculous.

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The magic shop looked like a set right out of an old movie. Trucy was delighted when she saw it, and even more so when she found the grimoire. The shopkeeper's wild claims aside, she didn't expect it to do anything but provide her with an appropriately spooky prop for her act.


Edgeworth: What?!

Trucy: I told you so. I bet there'll be some spell in that book that'll take me back in time or something.

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Still, she couldn't resist reading the unfamiliar words out loud, hoping that what she lacked in pronunciation she made up for in enthusiasm. She'd barely finished speaking when she doubled over, holding her stomach. It wasn't quite a stomach ache and it wasn't quite cramps, and it hurt worse than either ever had-

A moment later the pain stopped, and Trucy was in the middle of a construction site where her home should be. The grimoire was nowhere to be seen.


Edgeworth: What?!

Trucy: Oh no! The book's gone, and now I'm stuck in the past!

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After the angry foreman chased her off the construction site, the only thing Trucy could think to do was go to the magic shop. When she arrived there, wondering if she was returning or if she should consider this her first visit, she discovered that it hadn't opened yet. Instead, there was a shop selling fancy lotions and soaps in its place.


Edgeworth: What?!

Trucy: Uncle Edgeworth, are you alright?

Edgeworth: I bloody well am not! What the hell is going on here?!

Trucy: Uncle Edgeworth, Uncle Edgeworth, calm down, calm down.

Edgeworth: deep breath ...Right. Sorry for my outburst there.

Trucy: It's alright. If we hurry up, we can get this over with faster.

Edgeworth: Right. Shall we now?

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After that Trucy didn't know what to do. The date on the newspapers told her she'd gone back thirty-odd years. She did the math in her head and realized that her mother and father were just small children, and her second father hadn't even been born yet. She had four dollars and thirteen cents in her pocket, but none of it was even printed in this century. Trucy wasn't sure what would happen if she tried to use it, and even in the past, four dollars wouldn't last very long.


Trucy: I could just go back to my granddaddy though! Magnifi would believe me!

Edgeworth: To...to give the fic some credit, the grammar here isn't...awful.

Trucy: The writing isn't, though.

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Trucy found herself sitting at a bus stop, trying not to give up and cry. She didn't notice when the young man joined her, didn't notice his presence at all until he hesitantly asked if she was all right.

No, she told him, no, she really wasn't, and before she could think better of it she wound up spilling out the whole story.


Edgeworth: Is that my... (Father?)

Trucy: No no no! This wouldn't be how I would react!

Edgeworth: ...How would you then?

Trucy: I'd just teleport back through my Magic Panties to the correct time!

Edgeworth: ... sigh Let's move on. (I won't even bother questioning why she told him that time travel garbage.)

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Even as she spoke she could tell he didn't believe her, but he sat by her side, awkwardly patting her shoulder until she'd calmed down.

"I made you miss your bus," she said between sniffles.

"It's fine. There'll be another, or I can just walk." He hesitated for a moment. "Do you have a place to stay tonight?"


Edgeworth: ...How old are you, Trucy?

Trucy: I'm sixteen! And I think fic-me is too.

Edgeworth: Which means that fic-you should be in an adoption centre, not in love with my father! You're underage! (Aha! A contradiction!)

Trucy: Yeah, you're right! I hope I-

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Trucy's eyes watered, and she suddenly missed her bedroom with the blue walls and the clouds her father painted not long after she moved in with him.

"Don't cry, it'll be ok," the young man said, sounding panicked. "I have a couch you can sleep on until you figure out what to do."

Trucy let him pay her bus fare and went home with him. On the ride she learned that his name was Gregory Edgeworth and he was a law student at the local university. It took her a minute to place the name, until she remembered the friend in Europe her father was always sending emails to. She wondered if they might be related, but didn't have too much time to think about it before they arrived at his stop.


Trucy: Oh, never mind then.

Edgeworth: Nggh! (What?! She'll live with Father anyway?! Well...what else is there now? ...!) One minute! 'Friend in Europe'?

Trucy: Huh? I think they mean you, Uncle Edgeworth. But...you're always at home!

Edgeworth: Indeed. I cannot leave due to my duties as Chief Prosecutor. And I believe that if fic-you is sixteen, I should be in America as usual! Which means that you are most likely not sixteen at all in this fic, and are therefore underage! (Aha! Another contradiction!)

Trucy: Oh, I see now!

[Um, Mr.Edgeworth? I hate to break it to you, but...this fic was released before Dual Destinies. Ergo, the author didn't know you were Chief Prosecutor while writing this.

Edgeworth: W-what?! But...

Speakers: Come on. Even if she was underage as you'd suspect, what would that change? The fic's already confirmed that they'll be shipping them regardless. All you'd do is make her even more underage.

Edgeworth: Ngggh! (How could I have forgotten?!)

Speakers: Yeah, as I thought. You didn't think it through. Very well, then. For wasting my time for so long, I'll be handing down a penalty myself.

Edgeworth: Ngghooh! penalty (What?! Three-fourths of my bar..?)

Trucy: Um, Uncle Edgeworth? Can we move on now?

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He brought her to his apartment and gave her sweatpants and a t-shirt to sleep in, and he was so tall and broad-shouldered that she was practically swimming in them. Trucy slept like the dead that night. It didn't occur to her until much later that she should have been leery about his offer. His eyes were so kind behind his thick glasses that she couldn't help but trust him.

Trucy spent the next few days loafing on his couch feeling sorry for herself. Greg - he insisted that she call him Greg, saying that only his parents had ever used his full name - Greg was very patient, never asking when she was going to leave or making her feel unwanted.


Edgeworth: Hrrgh! (Father...how could anyone soil your name like this with such a moronic pairing?)

Trucy: Why did he have girl's clothes my size? Is he keeping more than one lady in there? I knew it! He's a kidnapper in this fic!

Edgeworth: ... (I don't think she understood that line perfectly, but I won't bother with that. There are far bigger fish to fry here.)

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Trucy might have spent even more time becoming one with his couch, but in his hurry to leave on time for his morning class Greg left one of his textbooks open on the desk. It took her some time to decipher the legalese, but Trucy determined that he was reading about the laws relating to runaway children. He'd spoken briefly of his classes, and she was quite certain this wasn't part of his course-work.


Trucy: So is he my legal guardian now? That makes three daddies for me!

Edgeworth: (All the more disturbing that she's being paired up with him...)

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Greg apparently thought she was running away from a bad family situation. He was the only person she knew here, and she didn't want to be separated from him. Trucy decided that she'd show she could take care of herself, and she wouldn't give him a reason to turn her over to social services.


Trucy: Wait, so he isn't my guardian? He's just hiding me in his apartment? Man, his landlord will be angry when she finds out.

Edgeworth: ....Good grief.

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Trucy spent the hours Greg was in class scouting the local bars and night clubs, until she found one willing to pay her under the table and disregard how very underage she was. It might not be what she was used to, but Trucy was certain her magic tricks could still pull in a crowd.


Trucy: What?! Come on! I'm old enough to pay for myself! There's no problem here. I've had shows since I was eight! And where's the Wonder Bar? Man, the past really sucks, huh, Uncle Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: ..I hate this.

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Trucy kept her ear to the ground for any rumors of people promising real magic and worked her evening shows at the bar, and without her really being aware of it, weeks and then months went by.

The reason time flew by so quickly was because of her growing friendship with Greg. He was so nice, and while he took law school very seriously, the rest of the time he was an unrepentant dork. He showed her grainy Monty Python tapes and could recite The Princess Bride from memory, which never seemed to dull his enjoyment at watching it again.


Edgeworth: Grrr...!

Trucy: ...Actually, your dad kinda looks like the guy from To Kill A Mockingbird, Mr.Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: Hmm? Oh, you mean Atticus Finch? Yes, he got that a lot. You've seen To Kill a Mockingbird?

Trucy: Yeah! They gave it as a book report one time. But I really didn't understand it, so I watched the movie instead with Daddy.

Edgeworth: What?!

Trucy: Yeah, and I got full marks too!

Edgeworth: sigh Children these days...

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Trucy didn't realize just how much she liked him until one night he didn't come home. She sat up late worrying about him and wondering when exactly she'd started thinking of his little apartment as home. She was nearly asleep when he returned, and she watched through half-closed eyes as he turned out the lights and pulled her blanket over her before retreating to his bedroom.


Edgeworth: I already fear where this is going.

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Greg's hair was a mess and he had lipstick on his collar. Trucy wasn't sure what to make of the sudden surge of jealousy and anger. Greg could do what he wanted, and it wasn't as though he was sneaking around - of course he wouldn't bring his date back to the apartment with her there. She shouldn't feel betrayed, but she did.


Edgeworth: NGGHOOOOH! penalty Why?! Why?! Why is this happening?!

Trucy: That's really gross.

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The longer she thought about it, the angrier she got. What did his mystery girlfriend know about Greg, anyway? Trucy had been living with him for most of a year. Did his girlfriend know that Greg's parents died in a car crash when he was seventeen, and he still got quiet and sad when he talked about them? Did she know that he lost his glasses at least once a week, and the best places to look to help him find them? Did she know how utterly uncool he was when he tried to dance?


Edgeworth: Th-the author is just making things up as they go along! This is heresy!

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Trucy had worked herself up until she was ready to storm into Greg's bedroom and demand to know who the woman was, when it finally occurred to her to wonder why it mattered so much.


Trucy: I agree.

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The next morning it was his turn to cook, and Trucy decided to ask her questions then so he wouldn't be able to escape them.

"So when do I get to meet your girlfriend?"

"Once I have a girlfriend, I'll be sure to introduce you."

"Then who were you out with last night? Boyfriend?"


Edgeworth: ...I doubt it was male. Homosexuality was still frowned upon at the time.

Trucy: I don't think that's the important part here, Uncle Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: ...

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Greg dropped the spatula. "What? No! How do you know about last night? You're not supposed to know about that." He picked up the spatula and rinsed it in the sink before he continued cooking.

"I've been here eleven months, and this is the first time you were out late. Was she a one-night stand?"


Trucy: Uncle Edgeworth, what's a one-night stand?

Edgeworth: I don't think your father would like it if I told you.

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"You're sixteen; I'm not going to discuss this with you." He was facing away from her, but he was blushing so hard the back of his neck was turning red. Trucy decided it was kind of cute.

"Closer to seventeen."


Trucy: So we finally get an age!

Edgeworth: It's still underage though- angh! penalty What was that for?!

Speakers: We already went through this, Spork Bitch. Get back to the fic already.

Edgeworth: Urgh... (I can only get penalised once more before my truth bar is extinguished...)

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"If you're young enough to still use 'and a half' when discussing your age, you're too young to talk about sex," Greg said primly, and set a plate full of scrambled eggs in front of her. Trucy considered arguing about this but let it go, because he was a very good cook.


Trucy: Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Plus, we learnt about sex in school when I was thirteen!

Edgeworth: Really?

Trucy: Yeah. But I think most of the class already knew it.

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Trucy spent a lot of time over the next few weeks watching Greg and wondering how she could convince him she wasn't a little girl. After watching him watch her, she came to the conclusion that he hadn't been trying to convince her she was too young, he'd been trying to convince himself.

Three months later, despite the increasingly broad hints she'd been dropping, Trucy realized that Greg was never going to kiss her. So she waited until he'd sat down to study, and then she sat in his lap and kissed him.


Trucy: Eew! I'm not some kinda seductress! This is slander!

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Gregory Edgeworth was a good man with a great deal of self control, but even he had his limits.


Edgeworth: Oh, thank goodness. So he's finally done with-

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He and Trucy were both very pleased with the results when she finally pushed him past them.


Edgeworth: ....What.

Trucy: What a contrast to the previous sentence!

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Not too much later Trucy realized that, while she still missed her father and her friends, she seldom thought about going home anymore. Without ever trying to, she'd made a new home, and she could be happy here.


Edgeworth: What.

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They were always careful, always used protection, but Trucy wasn't entirely surprised when, a year into their relationship, she got pregnant despite their precautions. And when the ultrasound revealed that the baby was a boy and Greg said he'd like to name the baby Miles, after his father, Trucy wasn't surprised by that either.


Trucy: sigh I knew this was heading there...

Edgeworth: What?! That's enough. I'm done.

Trucy: But you can't just leave, Mr. Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: Then I'll find a way out of here! I'm done listening to this trash, this heresy about you and my father! What type of nonsense is this?! I am done with this!

Speakers: Oh, no you don't.

Edgeworth: penalty Aggh! You! You..! You did this all on purpose, didn't you?! I...I....I... faints

Speakers: Good, good. Now...let's go!

[Suddenly, on the armrests of Edgeworth's seat, cuffs come out, locking him in place.]

Speakers: And now....

Edgeworth: gets electrocuted again Aaagh! What the..? Why am I here again? And why am I cuffed to the seat? ...Oh no. Management! You fiendish..!

Trucy: Uncle Edgeworth, it's no use. We just have to finish this now.

Speakers: You heard the girl. We aren't letting another Law Plus Chaos happen this time. You really think we wouldn't be prepared for this sort of thing?

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Trucy wondered when Miles and her father met. If he'd ever mentioned it to her, she'd forgotten it, and even before Miles was born she looked forward to the day he would bring her father home from school. She didn't know what she'd say or do, but it would be nice to see her father again, even as a child.


Trucy: But that'd be a paradox!

Edgeworth: Urgh. This is terrible.

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When Miles was born he had his father's hair and eyes and nothing of Trucy in him. Trucy and Greg brought him home to that same tiny apartment, now with a crib set up in the living room, and for a week they were tired but deliriously happy.


Trucy: ...At least this isn't the Baby Chronicles?

Edgeworth: No, it's much worse.

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Trucy had a week with her son, and then came the day she felt a wrenching pain in her stomach. For a moment she was terrified that something was wrong, that she wasn't healing from childbirth the way she should, and then the pain stopped, and she opened her eyes to see her small blue and white bedroom.


Trucy: Does that mean I can finally go back now?

Edgeworth: What a relief.

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Trucy went back to the magic shop, and this time it was there. She begged the shopkeeper to help her, to send her back, because her baby needed her. His eyes were full of regret as he told her again what he'd told her earlier that same day for him, three years ago for her - the nature of the grimoire's magic was random, and he couldn't control it anymore than she could. Trucy could cast spells for the rest of her life and still never find her way back to her son.


Trucy: But the grumpier disappeared after I used it! So if I use it here, that means it won't be there for me in the future to use to accidentally get here.

Edgeworth: Good riddance. That means this never happened, and I was never born unto this cruel world.

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When Trucy saw herself in the mirror for the first time she wanted to cry. The baby fat that had melted away from her face over the course of three years was back, and her stretch marks had vanished. The stretch marks had embarrassed her when they'd first appeared, but Greg had touched them so carefully, amazed at the changes in her body, and now any evidence of her time in the past was gone.


Trucy: Wait, am I back home now? And did I even look in a mirror the whole time I was in the past? And stretch marks-

Edgeworth: You don't want to know.

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She tried to find him after that, hoping he'd believe it was her after so many years, and she learned that Greg had died young, had been murdered in an elevator years before she was born.

Next she dug through her father's possessions until she found a picture of him and Miles, celebrating some victory together. Her father had a wide grin and had thrown his arm over Miles' shoulders, while Miles looked like he wanted to bolt out of the camera's view. He resembled Greg so strongly it hurt to look at him.


Edgeworth: ...From that case, I see. I really wanted to forget that.

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She stared at that picture for long time. Miles had nine years with his father. She wondered what Greg had told him about his absent mother. She wondered if Miles had ever found himself staring at a witness' nervous tics. She wondered what a DNA test would show.


Edgeworth: Ha! Of course I didn't. Which means I am not related to you. sigh What a relief.

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Even if she could gather that evidence, she wondered if he would ever believe her if she told him.


Edgeworth: Never.

Trucy: I wouldn't want to gather that evidence.

[After what seems to feel like an eternity, the lights finally come back on.]

Edgeworth: Ah, thank goodness! My cuffs are gone. Free once more. I am leaving immediately. Are you coming too, Trucy?

Trucy: Nah, I know the way home from here. Bye, Uncle Edgeworth!

Edgeworth: Home sweet home, finally. What a travesty that whole thing was. I hope I'm never involved with anything related to time travel ever aga-

Trucy: (Finally going home. Wait..) Wait, Uncle Edgeworth! You dropped something!

Edgeworth: Hmm? What is it?

Trucy: Some type of magazine. It's called 'Steel Samurai's Specially Serialised Samaniac Series, Volume 3 Edition 17'-

Edgeworth: ! I..that doesn't belong to me.

Trucy: But I saw this drop out from your coat! Look, it even has a fingerprint on it. I bet it's yours!

Edgeworth: ...I..it's not...er......promise me you won't speak to a single soul about this.

Trucy: I won't. Take it now.

Edgeworth: ... (That was close.)

Trucy: (Steel Samurai, huh? I wonder...maybe I'll ask Daddy about it when I come back.)

[And thus our Sporkers leave the theatre, tired of the terrible travesty of a time travel tale they tread across, marking the end of today's sporking. We hope to see you soon!]


And that's that done with. Constructive criticism is appreciated. See you next time.

That only took a few hours in one sitting. Noice.
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He doesn't really appear in the last two chapters anyway. Plus,his appearance here was rather special. The other reason for that was as I mentioned,the mundaneness of the fic itself.


Oh, so only those three + prosecutor, right? So when will that reason be discussed?

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Ah,AA wiki. My favourite part of that site are users arguing over what animation should be counted as a breakdown.


... That really happens...? Is it that difficult to select the breakdown animation?

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:redd:


This time, I can properly say I'm not amused by him. Mia was one of my favorite people... and he just... *sniffs*

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I skimmed through it,and thought it'd be neat to spork. Bad idea,me.


Ouch. Exactly when did you realise this wasn't exactly the best sporking material?

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Though to be fair,he didn't really the most important part of the plan- the escape


"he didn't really the most important part"
He didn't really what? If you mean 'see', he did feel Trucy's absence, and with Kay's wink, he should have added stuff together.

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wonderig


... I think I should really start spell-checking all my work from now onwards. Though in my defense, this whole post was written in around twenty minutes in the morning.

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You can cuff them. Yes,cuff is a verb. :phoenix:


Oh, cuff can be used with handcuffs. Pretty sure I've heard it before, but I forget these stuff at the required times... *sigh*

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:butzthumbs:


Aww~ :athena:


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Well,yes. On a tablet,to be precise. I know I could turn off autocorrect,but I feel it helps speeds things up sometimes when I'm too lazy to write a whole word.


In my experience, autocorrect does help a lot if you don't have Swype (that thing where you draw lines through the keyboard to type).

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There's a computer in the living room,but there's two reasons I'm not using that. One,it's pretty much public to everyone. So someone's usually sitting on it doing something most of the time. Two,I don't like being watched when I'm typing. So I use this lil' tablet instead. I do have a laptop,but it's a crappy touchscreen one that lags like heck. Plus,it can't even be used for that long. Hope you understood all that.


... I'm using a computer in the living room at this very moment. But it's in the corner of the room and no one really cares about what I type, as long as I don't keep my tabs open when I leave.

So how do you do stuff on the tablet? I mean, how do you save your sporkings and all? (I've never exactly had a tablet before...)

And understood. :butzthumbs:

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She has appeared before,just so you know. In Law Plus Chaos,and Blackmail,among others.


I'm not sure I remember her appearances. In the case of Law Plus Chaos, I always manage to read half of it before ditching it and reading something else, only to come back and again start reading from the beginning because I lost the flow (I just can't keep attentive long enough to finish that, though that doesn't stop me from trying). *checks Blackmail* Oh, Lana does appear. But I'm afraid I don't remember much about the contents of the sporking, though the fic stays fresh in my mind. Hmm, I'll have to reread it.

Thanks for the info!

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That's an interesting take on it.


An interesting take on what?

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Pfft. I was joking. I was referring to Nahyuta the whole time,but put Portsman as a joke. PFFTTHAAHAHAHAHA!


I'm not- *thinks again* ... Okay, I'm slightly amused.

Logically, it doesn't make sense for you to bring Portsman in, but considering (from what I recall) the lack of AAI-exclusive characters here (except the ever-vanishing Kay, Raymond in one sporking and Courtney in Turnabout Sporking - that's all I suppose?), I was ready to take what I got. Apparently, what I'm getting is Nahyuta. ... Don't you dare laugh after crushing my hopes... :edgeworth:

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Thank you. :pearl:


You're welcome! :phoenix:

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Why? What's there to be afraid of? :karma:


You're really asking that? I better research defenses against tasers, lest I end up like Klavier in this.

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Can't wait to hear your thoughts on the rather large 'ass' in the room,figuratively speaking.


Oh, I have quite a lot to say about that assinine sporking, but that brings me to my next point-

Just when I thought I could catch up on reviewing all the other sporkings (including the Search for the Ass), you come up with a new one. So, you get another review from me! Yay.

(My feelings for this sporking may be slightly colored by the fact that Gregory didn't debut. See, when this was first suggested, I thought this would be a chance for Gregory and Miles to meet in the theatre 'cause that would be epic! [but we can always have another sporking including him, right? Right?]

So... yeah...)

Let's start!

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Trucy: Wh-

Edgeworth: Whh-

Both: WHHAAAAATTT?!

Trucy: Who-

Edgeworth: Why-

Trucy: Where-

Edgeworth: When-

Trucy: How-

Edgeworth: Management! So this is why-

Speakers: Absolutely. It was worth it, seeing those faces.


So beautifully amazing. I love how that turned out. *sighs* It really was worth it.

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Edgeworth: Is that my... (Father?)


That made my heart hurt so badly. *sniffs*

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Edgeworth: Which means that fic-you should be in an adoption centre, not in love with my father!


I wonder how much it must have hurt Edgeworth to say that out loud.

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(What?! Three-fourths of my bar..?)


Oh my gods, that is not good. But I can understand why the Management got irritated. Poor Edgey, thinking he was actually leading his contradictions somewhere...

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Trucy: Why did he have girl's clothes my size? Is he keeping more than one lady in there? I knew it! He's a kidnapper in this fic!


Did Trucy (and Edgeworth, who could have pointed that out) forget the text from the fic itself that says "and gave her sweatpants and a t-shirt to sleep in, and he was so tall and broad-shouldered that she was practically swimming in them."? (though the wording of the fic doesn't exactly sound right in that respect... which Edgeworth again could point out?)

Which would mean that Gregory gave his clothes to Trucy, rather than lady's clothes that would fit her ("she was practically swimming in them").

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Trucy: Wait, so he isn't my guardian? He's just hiding me in his apartment? Man, his landlord will be angry when she finds out.

Edgeworth: ....Good grief.


Edgeworth's reaction is simply brilliant. I have no more words than that.

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Trucy: ...Actually, your dad kinda looks like the guy from To Kill A Mockingbird, Mr.Edgeworth.

Edgeworth: Hmm? Oh, you mean Atticus Finch? Yes, he got that a lot. You've seen To Kill a Mockingbird?


Another bit of trivia I remember from the AA wiki!
... I've heard of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' a lot, but I've never gotten to reading or watching it, sadly.

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Speakers: Oh, no you don't.

Edgeworth: penalty Aggh! You! You..! You did this all on purpose, didn't you?! I...I....I... faints

Speakers: Good, good. Now...let's go!

[Suddenly, on the armrests of Edgeworth's seat, cuffs come out, locking him in place.]

Speakers: And now....

Edgeworth: gets electrocuted again Aaagh! What the..? Why am I here again? And why am I cuffed to the seat? ...Oh no. Management! You fiendish..!

Trucy: Uncle Edgeworth, it's no use. We just have to finish this now.

Speakers: You heard the girl. We aren't letting another Law Plus Chaos happen this time. You really think we wouldn't be prepared for this sort of thing?


The Management is so brilliant. I love how they planned all of this just in case... I thought it would be heading to a fainting when Edgey commented on his truth bar, but never in this way.

So, my overall thoughts-
Another good sporking, although I think something more could have been done (but can't place my finger on the exact spot, sadly).
Putting aside my disappointment though, it was done well. *claps*



[PS: I think I overdosed on the italics and ellipses in this one...]
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So when will that reason be discussed?

? I already did. I complained about how mundane it was. Did you forget?

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... That really happens...?


It's practically a running joke at this point.

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This time, I can properly say I'm not amused by him. Mia was one of my favorite people... and he just... *sniffs*


Did you ship Mia x Phoenix or something?

Also :redd: :redd: :redd: :redd: :redd: :redd:

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Ouch. Exactly when did you realise this wasn't exactly the best sporking material?

When I started the second part. Soooo dull.

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He didn't really what? If you mean 'see', he did feel Trucy's absence, and with Kay's wink, he should have added stuff together.

Gosh dang it.

But I guess our Polly isn't that bright, casually dismissing stuff so fast. He was onto them!

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... I think I should really start spell-checking all my work from now onwards. Though in my defense, this whole post was written in around twenty minutes in the morning.

I need a proofreader.

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Yo.


Yo.
You didn't type that,I just wanted to make the spoiler tag feel a bit bigger. It's gone now btw

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... I'm using a computer in the living room at this very moment. But it's in the corner of the room and no one really cares about what I type, as long as I don't keep my tabs open when I leave.


Well, you're typing at midnight, aren't you? That's a different thing altogether. I don't like typing alone in the dark myself. Keep deluding myself into hearing things and whatnot.

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So how do you do stuff on the tablet? I mean, how do you save your sporkings and all? (I've never exactly had a tablet before...)


There's a button right next to the submit button on this post labeled 'save'. That's how I do it.

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I'm not sure I remember her appearances. In the case of Law Plus Chaos, I always manage to read half of it before ditching it and reading something else, only to come back and again start reading from the beginning because I lost the flow (I just can't keep attentive long enough to finish that, though that doesn't stop me from trying). *checks Blackmail* Oh, Lana does appear. But I'm afraid I don't remember much about the contents of the sporking, though the fic stays fresh in my mind. Hmm, I'll have to reread it.

Thanks for the info!


You're welcome.

Yes, the latter part of Law plus Chaos is terribly mundane. I have the same problem with it as you. Blackmail though....ugh. It's terrible, but I can't take my eyes off of it.

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An interesting take on what?

You said oh my gods , plural.

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Logically, it doesn't make sense for you to bring Portsman in, but considering (from what I recall) the lack of AAI-exclusive characters here (except the ever-vanishing Kay, Raymond in one sporking and Courtney in Turnabout Sporking - that's all I suppose?), I was ready to take what I got. Apparently, what I'm getting is Nahyuta.


I agree. Jacques is way better than Nahyuta. And you're right, there haven't been too many AAI characters here,strangely. Nor DD,even. Though with SoJ,we can use Maya,Larry,Ema,etc. newly.
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... Don't you dare laugh after crushing my hopes... :edgeworth:

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AHAHAHAHA! Don't you dare..! Pfft,oh no, what terrible thing are you going to do to me? Pfft....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You're really asking that? I better research defenses against tasers, lest I end up like Klavier in this.

....

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Just when I thought I could catch up on reviewing all the other sporkings (including the Search for the Ass), you come up with a new one. So, you get another review from me! Yay.


Hooray! :jazzedgy:

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(My feelings for this sporking may be slightly colored by the fact that Gregory didn't debut. See, when this was first suggested, I thought this would be a chance for Gregory and Miles to meet in the theatre 'cause that would be epic! [but we can always have another sporking including him, right? Right?]

So... yeah...)


Your problem is rather understandable. I myself just felt that the dialogue between the two Edgeworths would be rather awkward. Also because I don't think I can write sappy scenes good. But also because I wanted to experiment a bit; step outta my comfort zone. Just...try Edgeworth and Trucy together alone, see how that goes. I noticed that my recent sporkings all had 5-6 Sporkers each,so I decided to step it down a notch,see how things would go with just two Sporkers.

Funnily enough,a good way through the fic, I wondered if I should have brought the Judge in,of all people. But I didn't think he'd mash that well with the others,plus I was too much into the sporking,so I discarded that idea IN THE TRASH

Let's start!

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So beautifully amazing. I love how that turned out. *sighs* It really was worth it.

I know. It's hilarious,right?

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Edgeworth: Is that my... (Father?)


That made my heart hurt so badly. *sniffs*

I know. It's hilarious,right?

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I wonder how much it must have hurt Edgeworth to say that out loud.


64.

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Oh my gods, that is not good. But I can understand why the Management got irritated. Poor Edgey, thinking he was actually leading his contradictions somewhere...


That's a very AA situation,come to think of it.

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Trucy: Why did he have girl's clothes my size? Is he keeping more than one lady in there? I knew it! He's a kidnapper in this fic!


Did Trucy (and Edgeworth, who could have pointed that out) forget the text from the fic itself that says "and gave her sweatpants and a t-shirt to sleep in, and he was so tall and broad-shouldered that she was practically swimming in them."? (though the wording of the fic doesn't exactly sound right in that respect... which Edgeworth again could point out?)

Which would mean that Gregory gave his clothes to Trucy, rather than lady's clothes that would fit her ("she was practically swimming in them").


Ach,you're right. I missed that because of its wording. I'll fix that after this.

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Edgeworth's reaction is simply brilliant. I have no more words than that.

He wasn't even reacting to Trucy,just the fic.

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... I've heard of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' a lot, but I've never gotten to reading or watching it, sadly.

....Neither have I. I haven't read too many classics,come to think of it. I should remedy that sometime.

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The Management is so brilliant. I love how they planned all of this just in case... I thought it would be heading to a fainting when Edgey commented on his truth bar, but never in this way.


When it comes to these fics,they're always prepared,yo.

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So, my overall thoughts-
Another good sporking, although I think something more could have been done (but can't place my finger on the exact spot, sadly).

Yeah,looking back,I felt it could have used an extra sporker. But I was just experimenting,as I said before,and I'm pleased with how it turned out.
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Putting aside my disappointment though, it was done well. *claps*


:gant-jazz:

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[PS: I think I overdosed on the italics and ellipses in this one...]


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? I already did. I complained about how mundane it was. Did you forget?


Oh, that's what you meant? You said before that "Also for another reason which I'll discuss later" and I took it as something that would be discussed in a sporking or so, rather than the mundane part of it. Stupid of me...

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Did you ship Mia x Phoenix or something?

Also :redd: :redd: :redd: :redd: :redd: :redd:


... yes, I did. I'm not that big on ships, but I really liked the idea of Minix. Guess that's out of the realm of possibility now.

And for the sake of my sanity, I'll ignore that string.

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But I guess our Polly isn't that bright, casually dismissing stuff so fast. He was onto the,!


Onto the mystery? He was so close, compared to everybody else...

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Yo.
You didn't type that,I just wanted to make the spoiler tag feel a bit bigger.


You really scared me for a second there, making me think I wrote 'you' as 'yo'. To quote: "you monster."

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Well, you're typing at midnight, aren't you? That's a different thing altogether. I don't like typing alone in the dark myself. Keep deluding myself into hearing things and whatnot.


Um, I'm not typing at midnight. By your statement, I suppose our time zones vary by around one to two hours. I do type during midnight without any problems, but right now it's just real late at night.
I used to keep hearing things and feeling like monsters were right behind me, but that stopped a year ago or so. Does it help if you lock the door and sit with your back against something?

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There's a button right next to the submit button on this post labeled 'save'. That's how I do it.


Oh. So you don't save your sporkings as Notepad or Microsoft Word files, or whatever else can be done in a tablet?

And I never used the 'Save' button before, so again, thank you for the info!

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Yes, the latter part of Law plus Chaos is terribly mundane. I have the same problem with it as you. Blackmail though....ugh. It's terrible, but I can't take my eyes off of it.


Did you manage to finish reading LPC? And one word for Blackmail: trainwreck. That's literally how I felt about it after reading it.

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You said oh my gods , plural.


That? That's a habit for me by now.

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I agree. Jacques is way better than Nahyuta. And you're right, there haven't been too many AAI characters here,strangely. Nor DD,even. Though with SoJ,we can use Maya,Larry,Ema,etc. newly.


Hmm, we don't have much of DD characters... (though I believe the Phantom appeared as the Management once?) But I really love AAI and GK2, so I really wish I could see those people around here.

I think the best one out of them is Maya. For new Maya to appear like that in the theatre (especially with old Phoenix - a switch of the sporking of 'Give it Time and You'll Be Fine') would be awesome. And Ema, as well. Although I'm not that sure of Larry...

I wish Sebastian could appear in the theatre, but one of the main problems with GK2 sporkers is that (personally) I can't find many fics that star them. On an unrelated point, I wish more people would write about Ray; he's epic and deserves it (and a few hugs).

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AHAHAHAHA! Don't you dare..! Pfft,oh no, what terrible thing are you going to do to me? Pfft....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Even if I may not be able to do anything, I can at least threaten you. At least give me that, SC. That's the only thing I have.

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Your problem is rather understandable. I myself just felt that the dialogue between the two Edgeworths would be rather awkward. Also because I don't think I can write sappy scenes good. But also because I wanted to experiment a bit; step outta my comfort zone. Just...try Edgeworth and Trucy together alone, see how that goes. I noticed that my recent sporkings all had 5-6 Sporkers each,so I decided to step it down a notch,see how things would go with just two Sporkers.

Funnily enough,a good way through the fic, I wondered if I should have brought the Judge in,of all people. But I didn't think he'd mash that well with the others,plus I was too much into the sporking,so I discarded that idea IN THE TRASH


It would have been awkward, but I love sappy parental stuff. But Edgeworth and Trucy alone was done well, though I wish others had been there to provide more commentary (I can imagine Phoenix literally freaking out at it all).

The Judge? That's sounds really random... And I don't think he would have a lot of stuff to say on this...

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I know. It's hilarious,right?


The first one, I'll give you.

The second:

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That's a very AA situation,come to think of it.


It is!

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He wasn't even reacting to Trucy,just the fic.


It's still brilliant, if only for the fact I can imagine his facial expression as he says that.

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....Neither have I. I haven't read too many classics,come to think of it. I should remedy that sometime.


I also haven't read much classics, now that I think of it. Out of curiosity, which is your favourite out of the ones you have read?

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You should go see a doctor about that.


I don't know any doctors who specialise in this (whatever problem this is), sadly. Perhaps you could suggest one?


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... yes, I did. I'm not that big on ships, but I really liked the idea of Minix. Guess that's out of the realm of possibility now. And for the sake of my sanity, I'll ignore that string.


I see. Interesting. :bling-bling:

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But I guess our Polly isn't that bright, casually dismissing stuff so fast. He was onto them!


Onto the mystery? He was so close, compared to everybody else...


Guy's just in denial. Leave him alone

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Yo

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I used to keep hearing things and feeling like monsters were right behind me, but that stopped a year ago or so. Does it help if you lock the door and sit with your back against something?

Lock what door? It's in the living room,as I said.

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Oh. So you don't save your sporkings as Notepad or Microsoft Word files, or whatever else can be done in a tablet?


It would be rather annoying to manually put the quote tags around everything,wouldn't it? That's why I use this instead.

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Did you manage to finish reading LPC? And one word for Blackmail: trainwreck. That's literally how I felt about it after reading it.

Yes,barely. It sucked. Soooo boring. Edgeworth lost all funniness at the end. Even the surprise Max x Valant appearance at the end didn't get a laugh out of me.

Blackmail is a train wreck,but at least an interesting one. Unlike BC....brrrr.
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That? That's a habit for me by now.

I know,it's just an interesting take on irl.

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Hmm, we don't have much of DD characters... (though I believe the Phantom appeared as the Management once?) But I really love AAI and GK2, so I really wish I could see those people around here.

A few pages earlier in the thread,someone said they were introducing Hugh in their sporking,but that hasn't come out yet. And yes,some DD characters have appeared before,but they're only the ones who have smilies here- wait a minute! So THAT'S why!

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Even if I may not be able to do anything, I can at least threaten you. At least give me that, SC. That's the only thing I have.

It's the internet. Threats are commonplace and effect-less on me at this point.

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It would have been awkward, but I love sappy parental stuff. But Edgeworth and Trucy alone was done well, though I wish others had been there to provide more commentary (I can imagine Phoenix literally freaking out at it all).

I know. Like I said,I was just trying something new. Maybe I should've got Apollo,or Hobo Phoenix,or even Greg. And of course we can't forget old Udgey-

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The Judge? That's sounds really random... And I don't think he would have a lot of stuff to say on this...


He'd recognise both Greg and Trucy from previous trials. I don't see the problem here.

The court finds the defendant,DarkAgea...

:guilty:

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I also haven't read much classics, now that I think of it. Out of curiosity, which is your favourite out of the ones you have read?


The first half of Robinson Crusoe,or the Secret Garden. Both great.

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I don't know any doctors who specialise in this (whatever problem this is), sadly. Perhaps you could suggest one?


I know a Dr.Hotti who's is pretty trustworthy.

I like how we're barely discussing anything at this point btw :P

And what about the other reviews! You're skimping out on poor HeroMan's spork! xD

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That was one large spoiler tag, really.

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Lock what door? It's in the living room,as I said.


Oh wait... *realisation hits*

I suppose that's strike two of misunderstanding on my part. I thought you didn't like typing in the dark, period. ... which makes no sense at all...

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It would be rather annoying to manually put the quote tags around everything,wouldn't it? That's why I use this instead.


Well, I've been doing that for all my recent replies... (my net goes down a lot)
But yeah, it's true.

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Yes,barely. It sucked. Soooo boring. Edgeworth lost all funniness at the end. Even the surprise Max x Valant appearance at the end didn't get a laugh out of me.


You are talking about the fic, right?

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A few pages earlier in the thread,someone said they were introducing Hugh in their sporking,but that hasn't come out yet. And yes,some DD characters have appeared before,but they're only the ones who have smilies here- wait a minute! So THAT'S why!


That makes a lot of sense! I don't think a lot of AAI characters have smilies.

I wish somebody would make one of hugging Ray...

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It's the internet. Threats are commonplace and effect-less on me at this point.


They are commonplace, but what else do you suggest on doing? It's not like I can actually carry them out.

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He'd recognise both Greg and Trucy from previous trials. I don't see the problem here.

The court finds the defendant,DarkAgea...

:guilty:


(As I am representing myself here...)

:objection:

Though the Judge may recognise both from previous trials, it is the same as saying the Judge can be brought for every other sporking just because he knows almost everybody from presiding over trials.

And if you agree with that, let me add that, from the Judge's introduction given in the list of sporkers, it clearly says that "the Judge tends to mistake fanfics for modern art and doesn't take them all too seriously."

Which means even despite the pairing being weird, the Judge is likely to ignore it and also - "He is hard of hearing and also seeing, which spares him a lot of the pain his fellow sporkers have to put up with." It would indeed be quite random to put him in a sporking when he won't be able to feel the despair.

(honestly, a better option would be von Karma, because he would insult Greg and anger Edgey...)

I ask the court to overturn their sentence, with the new evidence that has come to light!

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:hotti: is pretty trustworthy.


... Although I... trust your judgement... I'm afraid Hotti's clinic is too far away for me to go... (I don't think I should be trusting your judgement at all from now onwards.)

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I like how we're barely discussing anything at this point btw :P


What are you on about? Our discussions are completely enlightening. Completely.

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And what about the other reviews! You're skimping out on poor HeroMan's spork! xD


The Danganronpa crossover, yes? I'm afraid I don't know much about the series but I'll try my best.

I also have to review 'the search for the ass'...

Talking about that, since I seem to have completely forgotten, congrats for the barrylawn mention you got! It must have been such an honour.


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I suppose that's strike two of misunderstanding on my part. I thought you didn't like typing in the dark, period. ... which makes no sense at all...

I type about 60% of my sporkings in dark rooms,actually.

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You are talking about the fic, right?


Yeah,the sporking was good. But the fic sucked at the end. A pity,because the first half was a genuinely hilarious crackfic too :/

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That makes a lot of sense! I don't think a lot of AAI characters have smilies.

I wish somebody would make one of hugging Ray...


There aren't many post-AJ smilies for some reason. I guess no ones had the incentive to make too many after that.

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It's the internet. Threats are commonplace and effect-less on me at this point.


They are commonplace, but what else do you suggest on doing? It's not like I can actually carry them out.


De Killer. :shellydekiller:

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(As I am representing myself here...)

:objection:

Though the Judge may recognise both from previous trials, it is the same as saying the Judge can be brought for every other sporking just because he knows almost everybody from presiding over trials.

And if you agree with that, let me add that, from the Judge's introduction given in the list of sporkers, it clearly says that "the Judge tends to mistake fanfics for modern art and doesn't take them all too seriously."

Which means even despite the pairing being weird, the Judge is likely to ignore it and also - "He is hard of hearing and also seeing, which spares him a lot of the pain his fellow sporkers have to put up with." It would indeed be quite random to put him in a sporking when he won't be able to feel the despair.

(honestly, a better option would be von Karma, because he would insult Greg and anger Edgey...)

I ask the court to overturn their sentence, with the new evidence that has come to light!


:holdit:

Your proof is heavily outdated! Most of the stuff in the first post hasn't been updated since 2011, and aren't set in stone! Plus, several characters who HAVE appeared frequently in sporkings don't even have an article on them! Thus, you cannot use that as evidence!

Even with that said,why shouldn't the judge appear? He would be a nice contrast to the others,for more variety. :takethat:

The court finds the defendant,still....

:guilty:

(Though I like your idea of Manfred instead. Hmm.)

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... Although I... trust your judgement... I'm afraid Hotti's clinic is too far away for me to go... (I don't think I should be trusting your judgement at all from now onwards.)


Hotti is rather helpful. He recently diagnosed me. It turns out that if I don't spork daily,I'll die within a week! So I better get started on something.

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I like how we're barely discussing anything at this point btw :P


What are you on about? Our discussions are completely enlightening. Completely.

Uh-huh. :gregory:
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Talking about that, since I seem to have completely forgotten, congrats for the barrylawn mention you got! It must have been such an honour.


:sparkly-maggey: It was like a gift from the heavens. Thank you all.

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Welp. I really should be getting my next sporking done. But with exams and a bazillion projects to get done... Yeah. Guys I'll just be a spectator with all this back and forth going on.
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I type about 60% of my sporkings in dark rooms,actually.


While I type 70% of my posts in light. Wow.

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Yeah,the sporking was good. But the fic sucked at the end. A pity,because the first half was a genuinely hilarious crackfic too :/


It was mind-blowing from what I remember, expecially with that one Edgey appearance in the beginning that caused him to constantly wish he would never appear again.

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There aren't many post-AJ smilies for some reason. I guess no ones had the incentive to make too many after that.


Aww. It would be cool if we had some of the new characters...

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De Killer. :shellydekiller:


I'm afraid I don't know how to get in touch with him. Perhaps you could help me?

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:holdit:

Your proof is heavily outdated! Most of the stuff in the first post hasn't been updated since 2011, and aren't set in stone! Plus, several characters who HAVE appeared frequently in sporkings don't even have an article on them! Thus, you cannot use that as evidence!

Even with that said,why shouldn't the judge appear? He would be a nice contrast to the others,for more variety. :takethat:

The court finds the defendant,still....

:guilty:

(Though I like your idea of Manfred instead. Hmm.)



:holdit:

Just because it hasn't been updated since 2011 doesn't mean all the information is false. Considering the Judge does not appear very often in the Sporking Theatre (I remember only one, the aforementioned Turnabout Sporking), there is no reason his opinion should change, unlike others. They also may not be set in stone, but can you truly dispute the given information? If so, present evidence!

The judge could be a good change, but to quote myself, "That's sounds really random... And I don't think he would have a lot of stuff to say on this..." I say this with reference again, to Turnabout Sporking (A PW BADFIC), where the Judge was completely confused by the fic put on display and did not comment on the fic itself.

:takethat:

Can you still pass that judgement?

(I just felt Manfred would be good since both Edgeworths appear. Plus, I haven't seen Manfred around here, except once, I believe.)

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Hotti is rather helpful. He recently diagnosed me. It turns out that if I don't spork daily,I'll die within a week! So I better get started on something.


That seems like a... very trustworthy diagnosis.

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That Edgeworth part in chapter 6 is the best. "PHOENIX WAS DEAD WHAAAA"

In regards to de Killer, ask someone else. I'm not helping you kill me.

As for what you've said on the judge....let's let him speak for himself, shall we?

That diagnosis is very true. It's almost midnight, and I'm trying my hardest to finish it now. Give me some time please

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time to spork something.

SPORKING THEATRE PRESENTS: BAROK VAN ZEIKS FIND LUV 11!


Staring:

Image Ryuunosuke Naruhodou!
Image Barok Van Zeiks
Image Sherlock Holmes
Image Cosney Megundal

And Managemant as....Image Hart Vortex.

BEGIN


Naruhodou: THE DENTIST IS ATTACKING ME! THE DENTIST IS ATACING ME- Oh it was just a dream.

Van Zeiks: Would you mind? I'm trying to sleep here.

Naruhodou: Sorry Van Zeiks-sama.

Van Zeiks: You best be Orient exchange student. I might take back what i said to you after the Lestrade trial.

Naruhodou: Okay....wait. VAN ZEIKS SAMA!?

Van Zeiks: RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODOU!?

Holmes: Sherlock Holmes!

Van Zeiks: Now HE is here?

Holmes: Not the question, Sir Van Zeiks.

Van Zeiks: Pardon...but what do you mean by that?

Holmes: The real question should be....Where are we and why is it so bloody dark!

Van Zeiks: Are you suggesting...we are...noit where we supposed we were?

Holmes: Is my 221B Baker street as pitch black as this heap? No! I didn't even smell my breakfast yet and I alreasy woke up in my clothes hearing Mr Naruhodou screaming! Bloody hell!

???: This is just hell. I'm sure of it.

Holmes: Excellent suggestion kind stranger! That makes a lot of sense.

???: Don't mention it.

Naruhodou: Um...Holmes-sama....look closely at him.

Holmes: My dear Mr Naruhodou there is nothing to look closeley about! This bloke just so happens to look like the once burnt to a crips Cosney Megundal.......oh right....I see your point. WAIT WHAT!? COSNEY MEGUNDAL IS ALIVE!?

Van Zeiks: ....

Holmes: Don't give me the elipses Mr Reaper!

Megundal: R-reaper!? Sir Van Zeiks...quite a surprise seeing you...the old bailey's grimm reaper appear in hell when I myself have died...along with the foolish orent who defended me...sorry if i forgot your name. You orients and your boring faces are quite bland to remember.

Naruhodou: Sadly I have gotten used to it...thank you.

Van Zeiks: This just raises too many questions that answers....why is the once deceased Cosney Megundal here of all places.

Holmes: We don't know where here is exactly!

???: Mr Holmes makes a good point Sir Van Zeiks.

Holmes: Why thank you voice with no body. Hang on a roley mo! Voice with no body? That can only mean one thing...IT'S A GHOST!

Megundal: I'm right here.

???: Give me a second. 3.25 seconds to be precise.

Holmes: For what exaclty.

*lights come on.*

???: For that.

Van Zeiks: Are in a theatre of some sort. I quite enjoy the opera myself and I don't mind seeing one right about now if that's where we are.

Naruhodou: Is it just me or does this voice sound oddly familiar?

???: Yes I do Mr Naruhodou. I am the one who let you take on the Megundal case after all.

Van Zeiks: Wait a second....Mr Vortex. your honour!?

Vortex: Spot on Mr Van Zeiks! I expect no less from you.

Megundal: Did you bring me from the dead just to make me watch opera with these cretins?

Vortex: No, Mr Megundal. It is not opera you are going to watch. Welcome...TO THE SPORKING THEATRE!!

Naruhodou: Spor....king?

Vortex: Welcome to the future, all of you. I have brought you all here....so you shall experiance....that the world you once lived will evolve into something far worse.

Holmes: Did you say...the future?

Vortex: Yes, I'm a timelord...like the ones from Doctor Who. I have a TARDIS and everything.

Holmes: I beg your what?

Vortex: Read these for a moment, you'd understand the context of the 21st century a bit better so you want have to ask me what a microwave or a car is. But I don't want you to learn too much. All you will supposed learn here would be null and void otherwise. Now chop chop! You only have 10 minutes, 28.5 seconds remaining until we shall spork. For your sanity's sake...please don't question anything./b]

Holmes: Bloody hell...where is his voice coming from anyway?

[b]Vortex: A speaker, just read the thing!


Holmes: Steady on.

Later

Vortex: Right, times up! We shall now spork.

Holmes: Hey! You never told us...what are we sporking? And what the hell is sporking!? It was never listed in here.

Vortex: Oh right....i forgot to tell you earlier. You have to sit through and watch a fanfic about yourselves.

Holmes: Really? I'm flattered that there's someone out there making a fanfiction out of me.

Vortex: It's a trollfic.

Holmes: Forget I said anything.

Vortex: Now....let the sporking...COMMENCE!

Sporking theater presents: BAROK VAN ZIEKZ FIND LUV 11! by polinter


Naruhodou: Hey, this seems to revolve around you, Van Zeiks-sama.

Van Zeiks: The titles asit is just wants me to vomit. Where's my chalice!?

Vortex: Here you go!

Van Zeiks: Thank you.

Quote:
Chapter 1: BAROK GO 2 SHOP


Van Zeiks: Chapter....one? *throws chalice away and drinks the whole bottle*

Megundal: Stop chugging so fast! You might choke on that...and I would love to see that.

Naruhodou: It's revelaed to be multi chap and you are already getting drunk...we haven't even started, yet.

Quote:
HEYYY DIS MY FIRST STORY DU U LIEK!?/1!?/1!?1/!?


Naruhodou: What's with all the ones?

Holmes: I suppose he didn't bother to press shift as he pressed the "1" button.

Quote:
ONCE TEH PROSECUTOR BAROK VAN ZIEKZ WUZ RLY GHEY.


Van Zeiks: It's "Zeiks" with an "s" not a "z"!

Megundal: I do not undertsand this at all....it's incromprehendable!

Holmes: Allow me to translate.

Naruhodou: You can understand this?

Holmes: Of course! A few days ago, I met a strange man who taught me who to speak the sacred language of "l33t" i belived he called it. Said he came from the future. I asked if people from the future speak like that but he replied with that he was the only one.
After he taught me I asked his name...but all he said was that he had salmonella.

Naruhodou: Just...translate...please?

Holmes: Right...."once the prosecutor, Barok Van Zeiks was really gay.".

Van Zeiks: WHAT!?

Vortex: Do you want 50+ more bottles Mr Van Zeiks?

Van Zeiks: No...100+.

Naruhodou: Van Zeiks is....

Van Zeiks: My alternate is NOT me!

Megundal: My word. The feirce death God of the Old Bailey is a homosexual!? If word got out, you would be sunned and disgraced!!

Van Zeiks: Don't you bloody...

Quote:
HE WUZ RLY GHEY 4 HIS RIVAL RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODOU.


Naruhodou: M-ME!?

Holmes: Oh...NOW you can understand it.

Naruhodou: Will I made it out!

Van Zeiks: As much as I now respect you as an adversary on court....it's not to the extent of "love". Don't you people notice how I'm a strict catholic?

Megundal: I could headcanon that.

Van Zeiks: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT A HEADCANON IS!?

Quote:
HE CUD NOT SHARE HIS FEELINGS CUZ IT WUZ ENGLAND IN DA 19TH SENTURY, AN MOST PEEPS WUZ ICKY HOMOFOBEZ AN WUD FINKZ HE WUZ FUNNY.


Holmes: "He could not share his feeling 'cause it was England in the 19th century and most peeps was icky homophobes and would think he was funny."

Van Zeiks: His use of "was" doesn't fit in the sentence...and stop using Goddamn caps!

Holmes: Homophobes!? Homophobes!? What he hell is a homophobe!?

Megundal: Homophobia?

Van Zeiks: It is religousley seen as something to be sunned. Against the work of God....and they think we're homophobes!?

Vortex: It's called being "politcally correct". Everyone wishes something to be something for everyone when it comes to representation. Tokenism. They just think just because you are just showing female greeks acting in plays doesn't make it historically acurate. Not being something to offend people. It's a huge thing.

Naruhodou: That's deep.

Quote:
HE LONGD 4 DA WAN HE LOVD SO MUTCH, HE SCREAMD 2 SLEEP TEH NEXT DAI HE WUZ IN HIS OFFICE AN MADE PAPERWORK


Van Zeiks: This makes me out to be....a big baby...apparently.

Megundal: If it makes you feel any better, I'm loosing my dignity too.

Naruhodou: As well as me.

Holmes: And me.

Quote:
HIS SECRETARY CAME IN AN SED DAT RYUUNOSUKE HAD JUS BEEN GIVEN NEW TRIAL. LONGIN 2 C AGAIN, HE TOOK TEH CASE IMMEDIATELY. HE CUD NOT WAIT 2 C NARUHOMOS SWEET FACE.


Naruhodou: I'm feeling awkward right now...

Megundal: But that's homophobia. Your not...scared are you?

Naruhodou: Stop taunting me!

Megundal: Drat...you just saw right through me.

Quote:
HE DISMISD HIS SECRETARY, AN SMILE APPEARD ON HIS FACE AS HE THOT 2 C HIS CRUSH AGAIN. HE WUZ SUPR DUPR HAPPEH, SO TEH FACT DAT HE HAD 2 KEEP HIS CRUSH ON RYUUNOSUKE SEEKRET WUZ FORGOTTEN.


Holmes: "He dis-"

Van Zeiks: I can understand it perfectly now! Shut up.

Holmes: You're so mean...you know that?

Naruhodou: Actually Van Zeiks-sama....do you really have to do paper work? And do you really have a secretary?

Van Zeiks: I'm a prosecutor of higher status....So i do not have the need to file the paperwork, that is the job of the detectives to do so. And only the prosecutors below my status have the right the need for a secretary.

Naruhodou: Really? Why?

Van Zeiks: Because I need not sully my sword with the need for paperwork. Also secretary's help with that.

Naruhodou: Oh.

Megundal: I have no need for them...but I have 10 of them.

Naruhodou: Why?

Megundal: I need to throw my vast wealth around SOMEHWHERE shouldn't I?

Quote:
BAROK HAD JUS FINISHD HIS CURRENT SENTENCE, SO HE TOOK TEH TEST INFORMASHUN LEFT BY HIS SECRETARY, AN BEGAN READIN SO HE CUD GIT TEH INFO BOUT TEH NEXT TRYL.


Naruhodou: I'm confused. I thought you already got to the trial....but it said you went to get the test information...which suggests it's a crime scene, correct? If it said the information was for the trial...and it said you finished your sentence.....this could mean it's-

Van Zeiks: No need to make our delicate brains ache with these complex question, attorney.

Quote:
ONCE HE WUZ DUN, HE DECIDD 2 GO OUT AN GIT SOMETHIN 2 EAT CUZ HE WUZ HAPPEH.


Megundal: Shouldn't it be "He was done SO he decided to go out and get something to eat"?

Van Zeiks: Makes more sense.

Quote:
HE WENT OUT OV HIS OFFICE AN GOT INTO HIS CORPSE CAR AN DROOV 2 MISTAH BLEICHEN EATIN EMPORIUM 2 EAT SOMETHIN.


Holmes: Oh, so you were reading the case file that was handed to you right then and there.

Van Zeiks: ugh....

Naruhodou: I don't remember a place called "Mistah Bleichen eating emporium".

Holmes: Neither do I. I suppose it's a magic place hidden in the sun for those who reach the stars after death.

Van Zeiks: Or he made it up.

Holmes: That too...

Quote:
AS HE DROOV, TEH POLICE FINDZ HIM AN SED UR ARREST AN HE SED NO IM NOT AN THEY SED OH MAN K AN HE WENT ON 2 GIT HIS SNACKZ.


Everyone: Eh?

Naruhodou: I don't understand.

Holmes: He forgot speech marks I presume.

Van Zeiks: The dialogue is a total mess. I feel embarrassed to even read this filth. After this is well and done, I shall read my own idea of good literature...Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. I hope all of you would enjoy it as much as me.

Holmes: What about-

Van Zeiks: Not the adventure of Sherlock Holmes.

Holmes: Aw...

Quote:
AS HE WALKD THRU TEH DOORS, HE WENT 2 GIT SUM RUBBERY BEARS, BUT DEN HE SAW HIS CRUSH ! 1 !


Holmes: You like eating bears made out of rubber!? You have some twisted tastes Mr Prosecutor.

Van Zeiks: I don't....

Holmes: Then what's with the Dracula get-up? And yes, I HAVE read that and I'm sure a blood sucker would wear something as gothic as that!

Van Zeiks: You...

Megundal: Now now gentleman....

Both: NO!

Vortex: If all of you continue to fight...you will never get out of here ever and just read awful fanfiction until the day you die.

Holmes: That persuasion.

Quote:
HE STARD AT NARUHODOU AN DEN NARUHODO THEN CAME OVER AND TOUCHED HIS ARM AND ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG BAROK FROZE AND BLUSHED AND THEN RAN WITH HIS RUBBERY BEAR INTO THE BATHROOM.


*everyone stares at Naruhodou*

Holmes: Mr Naruhodou....is it just me...or is this fic implying you....?

Naruhodou: No! No! That's not me up there!

Megundal: That's what they all say.

Quote:
WHEN HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND SAW COSNEY MEGUNDAL NAD COSNEY SED I GET MY REVENGE AND BAROK SAID NO YER NOT CUZ YOU A MIDGET,


Megundal: I thought I was meant to be dead! How am I here!?

Van Zeiks: I saw you burn like a crisp with my own eyes. There is no way i would not question your lively status.

Megundal: Also....BECAUSE I'M A MIDGET!? WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD THINK I'M A MIDGET!? WHAT EVEN IS A MIDG- oh wait....I'M NOT A MIDGET!!!

Naruhodou: No need to make a fuss about it.

Megundal: Make a fuss!? I'm breathing through my shoulders!! Is THAT making a fuss!? Is breathing making a fuss!? Do you think I'm a midget!?

Naruhodou: no.

Megundal: GOOD!!

Quote:
AND COSNEY SAY HOW YOU DARE, YOUR CRUSH CULD BE DEAD SUN SINCE I CANT KILL U IF I WAN REVENG.


Van Zeiks: How does that make any sense? "I can't kill you if I want revenge"? Yes you can! I've been in trials where that was the case more than a hundred times! Yes you can! The only way not to kill someone if you want revenge is if killing isn't a satisfying revenge! The more i look at this drivel...the more i want to despise how stupid and illogical it is.

Naruhodou: You and me both.

Quote:
BY THE WAY, WHY DO YOU LIKE A DUD YOU BLUUDY GHEY IN GONNA TELL EVERYONE.


Naruhodou: If he knows he was gay....why did he ask why he likes men?

Van Zeiks: please do not speak more of homosexuality....please.

Quote:
COSNEY MESSYOURSELF RAN OUT OF THE ROOM AND BAROK RAN BEHIND HIM BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP HIS HOMOSEXUALITY A SECRET.


Van Zeiks: *eye twitches*

Megundal:...."messyourself"?

Quote:
ARM WHEN BAROK WENT OUT, HE WENT TO NARUHODO TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE EVIL COSNEY, BUT HIS CRUSH WAS WITH THAT UGLY BICH SUSATO TAHT WUZ TRYING TO STEAL HIS MAN.


Naruhodou: *eye twitches*

Holmes: Something in your eye Mr Naruhodou? Allow me to inspect it.

Naruhodou: No thank you Holmes-sama....

Megundal: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Van Zeiks: Can you do us all a favor and not intercat with us? I do not want to hear, smell, see nor feel your presence anymore. This fanfiction is making more irritated of you than i ever was.

Megundal: Grr...

Quote:
HE WANTED TO DROPKIK HER INTO HELL, THOUGH HE WAS AN ATHEIST.


Van Zeiks: I'M A STRICT CATHOLIC!! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!! WHY DO YOU THINK I REFER TO MY CHALICE AS GODLY IF I WAS NA ATHIEST!!?! ATHEISTS ARE ACTUALLY RARE IN THIS TIME PERIOD!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Holmes: Calm down! Calm down!!

Naruhodou: *eye twitches*

Holmes: But first things first....

Naruhodou: Gah! Holmes-sama! Let go of my eyelid!!

Quote:
WHEN HE SAW THAT NARUHODO WAS SAFE, HE WENT TO GO TELL HARD VORTEX AND THIS DETECTIVE WHO LOOKED LIKE THE TURNPILLAR GUYS THAT COSNEY MEGUNDAL WAS NOT DEAD AND THAT HE WANTED TO KILL NARUHODO.


Megundal: ..... What detective? And who are the "turnpiller guys"?

Naruhodou: It's..."Tinpiller". And that detective was none other than Tobias Gregson.

Holmes: Come to think of it...why isn't HE here?!

Vortex: He was in a grumpy mood today, so i decided not to bring him in, in case of worsening his mood.

Everyone: ....

Quote:
HE WENT INTO THE ALLEY WHERE HE LEFT HIS CAR, BECAUSE IT WAS THE 19TH CENTURY AND PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT CARS WERE,


Van Zeiks: Then why did I have one!?

Quote:
UT HE SAW IT WAS GONE ! 11. THERE WAS A NOTE ON THE FLOOR AND IT SAID HEHEHEHE I STOLE YER CAR YOU HAVE TO SELL IT


Van Zeiks: Whta kind of stupid plan is that? I can't sell it!! You stole it! There's nothing to sell. If anyone...YOU have to sell it. And why do you want me to sell it. I'll be getting a lot of money out of it anyway!

Megundal: Now, Now-

Van Zeiks: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

Quote:
CONSEY MEDUNGAL. BAROC FELL TO THE GROUND AND CRIED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HE BEGAN TO CRY.


Van Zeiks: Gr....

Quote:
HEN THE THIRD JUROR FROM THE THIRD CASE OF DGS NOTICED HIM AND BEGAN 2 LAFF CUZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL TOLD HIM DAT BAROK WUZ SUPR HOMOSEKSUAL.


Naruhodou: What?

Holmes: When? Why? How?

Megundal: Who?

Van Zeiks: I think he's referring to the third juror of your trial, the one with the knives.

Megundal: I thought you said you didn't want to-

Van Zeiks: WHO ELSE WILL TELL YOU THEN!?

Quote:
BAROK SED FUK U AN RAN AWAY CRYIN CUZ OV HIS CARCAS WUZ TAKEN. IT BEGAN 2 RANE, SO BAROK RAN HOME 2 PLAN FUNERAL 4 HIS CAR.


Van Zeiks: I just give up...i just want to spectate silently...before i splinter it into a million peices....

Quote:
POOR BAROK WUZ SUPR DUPR SAD, SO WHEN HE GOT HOME, HE WANTD 2 KILL HIMSLEF, BUT HE REMEMBERD DAT NARUHODO CUD BE KILLD BY TEH EVIL COSNEY MEGUDNAL, SO HE DIDNT SO HE CUD PROTECT HIS CRUSH, EVEN IF HE CUD NOT START RELASHUNSHIP WIF HIM


Holmes: Drama queen.

Van Zeiks: I heard that...

Quote:
TEH FUNERAL WUZ PRIVATELY HELD, WER BAROK CONVERTD CHILD AN THREW THEM INTO TEH THAMEZ. IT WUZ SUPR BEAUTIFUL BAROK SHOUTD AFTR TEH FUNERAL 2 SLEEP AGAIN. HE WUZ SUPR TIRD AN HAD 2 COME 2 TEH TRIAL 2MORROW. HE CUD HARDLY WAIT 2 C NARUHODO AGAIN.


Holmes: You threw a-

Van Zeiks: Don't you dare!

Quote:
BAROK HAD DREAM HE WUZ WIF TEH BEAUTIFUL RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODO 4 MEETIN. THEY WENT 2 MISTAH BLEACHIN FUD EMPORIUM 2 GIT SUM GUMMY BEARS AN CHKN.


Megundal: I thought they were rubbery bears? And does it say....chicken?

Naruhodou: You should always eat your chicken. That's my rule. My best freind didn't eat his chicken.

Megundal: And what happened to him?

Naruhodou: he died.

Megundal: Well, my not condolences then.

Quote:
BAROK WUZ BLUSHIN AN WUZ RLY NERVOUS. HE TOLD NARUHODO DAT HIS HAIR WUZ RLY PRICKLY LIEK HEDGEHOG. BAROK LOVD HEDGEHOGS. NOT IN DA PERVY WAI, U R WRONG ! 111 ! 1! 11


*Holmes stares at Van Zeiks who shot him a terrifying glare*

Quote:
NARUHODO FINDZ IT BIT FUNNY BUT DIDNT RLY UNDERSTAND. THEY EATD THEIR GUMMY BEARS, WHILE THEY TALKD BOUT COURT. DAT DID NOT LAST LONG CUZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL APPEARD ! 11111111 ! 1! 1


Megundal: I am so going to enjoy this.

Quote:
COSNEY MEGUNDAL HAD MEGAFONE (WHICH HE SOMEHOW HAD IN DA 19TH SENTURY). HE SHOUTD HAY GUYZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL HER!


Megundal: Then why did you include all the modern items in our time period, then?

Quote:
DID U KNOE DAT PROSECUTOR VAN ZIEKZ IZ BLOODY GHEY? EVRYONE LOOKD AT BAROK AN BEGAN 2 LAFF. NARUHODO LOOKD RLY FURIOUS, HE STEPPD OUT OV HIS CHAIR AN STEPPD BAROQUE IN DA FACE.


Holmes: Savage.

Quote:
NARUHODO SED DAT BAROK WUZ STOOPID AN HIT HIM AN SED HE HATD HIM. BAROK BEGAN 2 CRI IN FRUNT OV EVRY1 AN THEY CALLD HIM PUSY. HE SHOUTD MOAR JUROR 3 FRUM CASE 3 CAME AN STABBD HIM. NOBODY CAREZ BAROK WOKE UP AN CRID. HE WUZ SUPR DUPR SAD BUT HE HAD 2 GO 2 TEH TRIAL SO DAT HE DRESD AN WENT.


Vortex: And that's the end of chapter one.

Van Zeiks: Finally...i was begining to get really frustrated.

Vortex: Your going to stay here for the next chapter.

Megundal: NO!

Vortex: Yes...just you wait.

TO BE CONTINUED!

hope you guys enjoy...the next spork of the next chap will not come out for a while....like i said earlier... lot of stuff on my plate.
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Whelp, like I said earlier, I need more sporkings to live. So here it is. Today's sporking is....

phoenix wright: turnabout egg by jakkid166

Yeah, I know it was planned that someone else would do this, but I checked and saw that the last actual jakkidfic here was about a year ago. Yeesh, we have evolved a lot since then to his copycats. But yeah, hope you don't mind me sporking this, person who was originally going to do this.

Rating: :sahwit: :sahwit: :sahwit: :sahwit:

In my opinion, this is one of the worse jakkid fics. Three Sahwits for the usual fare (writing, spelling, grammar, OOCness, etc.), and one extra because this is pretty stupid, even by jakkid standards. It's not even really that funny from a so bad it's good angle.

Today's Sporkers are:

:phoenix: - "Seriously? Jakkid again?"
:maya: - "Lighten up, Nick! At least we had a nice break in between!"
:udgey: - "What? Where am I? What is this strange place?
:eh?: - "Is this the same guy who wrote Turnabout cake, pal? I'm not looking forward to this."

And returning once more...

Image - "Hee haw!"

Let's start the fic!

Spoiler:
[Once again, our story begins at the sporking theatre, where our Sporkers have just arrived.]

Judge: Hmm? No, I've never been here, Mr.Wright.

Phoenix: But you have, Your Honour! For the Sporking Theatre!

Judge: Sporking Theatre? Hmm, now that you mention it, I do recall a strange courtroom in a place much like this...no! That must be a different place!

Phoenix: sigh I give up.

Maya: Look, Nick! They're serving omelettes today instead of popcorn!

Phoenix: Huh? Seems like a strange choice to me.

Gumshoe: Well, I'm not going to object to that, pal. I haven't had an omelette since I was nine!

Phoenix: Really? (Sounds like the detective needs a raise soon.)

Judge: My oh my! How unfortunate. I already had lunch before I got here. If I knew they served food here, I would have saved my stomach!

Maya: Well, I don't mind me some eggs every now and then myself.

[After everyone has taken their omelette (except the Judge and Phoenix), they all go to the seats, only to be greeted with-]

Gumshoe: Gerald! What're you doing here?!

Gerald: Hee haw!

Judge: Oh my! Does this theatre also function as a petting zoo on the side?

Phoenix: No, Your Honour. This is, er...Gerald. He...appeared in a previous viewing.

Gumshoe: Yeah, and now I know not to sit next to him, pal!

Phoenix: Darn. (He sat on the furthest seat away from him.)

Maya: But donkeys don't eat eggs..? Whatever. He might choke on my Magatama! I'm sitting next to you, Detective.

Judge: And I'm sitting next to you, Ms.Fey! Who knows what that thing may do to me?!

Phoenix: (And that only leaves me to sit right next to him... At least he's tethered, Phoenix. At least he's tethered.)

Speakers: Welcome, one and all! Today we- no, you- will be sporking a Jakkid fic again!

Judge: What is this Jakkid? Some type of new movie genre?

Phoenix: It's the name of a Fanfiction author, You Honour.

Speakers: Anyway, today it's going to be Turnabout Egg!

Gumshoe: Ooh! So that's why you had omelettes today! I see. Nice one, pal.

Maya: Turnabout Egg? Isn't that the one where Mr.Edgeworth becomes a ghost?

Judge: What?! When did Mr.Edgeworth die?

Phoenix: Your Honour, this is completely fictional.

Judge: Oh, I get it now. It's a story or something, right?

Phoenix: Yes! (Finally, he understood!)

Maya: Actually, now that I think about it, where is Mr.Edgeworth?

Speakers: Oh, he couldn't make it today. Apparently he has an allergy to eggs, you see.

Phoenix: ... (Does he? That's news to me.)

Gumshoe: Does he? That's news to me, pal!

Gerald: Hee haw! sniff sniff

Phoenix: Agh! Get off of me, you! (Thank goodness I didn't bring any food!) Why is he here, anyway?

Speakers: Why, to go with the theme of trollfics for today!

Maya: But I thought the theme of today was 'egg'. Why didn't you bring a chicken or something instead?

Speakers: ...Shut up. Start the fic already!

Quote:
phoenix wright: turnabout egg Chapter 1, a phoenix wright: ace attorney fanfic

turnabout egg

by jakkid166


Phoenix: Oh, no. There's more than one chapter?

Speakers: Technically, two. But only technically.

Quote:
"thank YOU" said wright

he had just recieved his waward of lawyer defense and he was so happy


Gumshoe: You're welcome, pal.

Phoenix: Whoa, they have an award for defending so many clients? That's new to me.

Maya: No, Nick! It's a 'waward' for lawyer defence! I didn't know you defended so many lawyers!

Judge: Well, this is a rather happy occasion. I don't see the problem with this at all, Mr.Wright.

Phoenix: (Except for the spelling errors, lack of capitalisation, and bad wording.)

Quote:
"i want to dedotate my award to all my friends edgewort, gushmoe, judge, and larry but not maya fυck you maya" said phoenix


Judge and Gumshoe: You're welcome, Mr.Wright!

Maya: Hey! That's no way to talk to your assistant! You couldn't have gotten to where you are without me, you know! I'm at least better than Larry!

Phoenix: Don't look at me. Apparently Jakkid has it in for you.

Quote:
"fυck ur mother" said maya from the crowd but someone threw a salad on her


Judge: Now that's just rude.

Phoenix: (But what I said wasn't?)

Maya: What kind of 'waward' ceremony is this where salads are served?!

Gerald: Hee haw!

Gumshoe: Well, Gerald seems to like it.

Quote:
"stupid wight" said edgeworth "making me come to his dumb award show"

"but pal hes lawyer skills are amazin!" said gumshoe

"yeah so im secretly jelous of him but dont tell anyone or ill kill you in your sleep" said edgeworth


Phoenix: Yeah, that does sound like Edgeworth.

Gumshoe: He wouldn't kill me in my sleep though, pal.

Quote:
"wow thanks pal" said gumshoe


Phoenix: You can just tell the sarcasm dripping from that.

Maya: It's practically oozing from you, detective.

Gumshoe: What? No! Yuck, I hate oozy things.

Judge: I do too! One time, in one of my trials, the defendant had a bad cold and kept sneezing everywhere. You wouldn't believe the-

Phoenix: That's enough, Your Honour. For everyone's sake. (Especially mine.)

Quote:
_ AFTER THE AWARD SHOW _

phoenix was drinking lots of champaigne but he was gettin drunk so pearl took it from him

"eyy pearl my nίgga theres bubbly im my tumbly" said phoenix when he notice her


Maya: Is that how you talk when you're drunk, Nick?

Phoenix: A mixture of wannabe gangster and bad jokester? Nah.

Gumshoe: You shouldn't drink so much, pal! One time, at this one ceremony where I work, Chief Gant-

Phoenix: Yeah, I know. I've heard that tale before, Detective.

Judge: ...

Phoenix: Your Honour, are you having trouble deciphering what fic-me said?

Judge: Hmm? No! I'm real hip with the lingo, bro!

Maya: ...That's how people talked like a decade back.

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"you shouldnt drink alcohol mr wiggit theres bad for you" said pearl and she started drinking it which made phonix laugh so hard he put his hair in the candles


Judge: What?! I do believe the young Miss isn't old enough to drink yet!

Gumshoe: Yeah, pal! That's a crime!

Maya: And how did you get your hair in the candles, Nick? You should pay more attention to your surroundings!

Phoenix: ....'Wiggit'?

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phonix got bck up but his hair was on fire and he didn't notice so maya said to him "PHOENICK YOUR HAIR IS FIRE"


Maya: 'Phoenick'... I kinda like the sound of that. It's like a mixture of Phoenix and Nick.

Gumshoe: Yeah, pal. It sounds like a singular for Phoenix.

Phoenix: Phoenix IS singular, Detective.

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"WHAT" said phoenix "OBJECTION" and he ran around trying to put it out

but it was in vain cause it burned all his hair off and he was BALD like satmama in one puch man


Judge: sigh Now you know how it feels like to be bald, Mr.Wright...

Gumshoe: You can't just object the fire away from your hair, pal!

Phoenix: Fic-me really should've looked for some water.

Maya: Satmama? One puch man? This author needs to spellcheck!

Phoenix: Calm down, Maya. It's Jakkid, remember?

Maya: ...Oh. Yeah.

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"LOL" said edgworth "HIS HEAD IS LIKE AN EGG"

"NOOOO" said wright and everyone laughed at him so he went back home

"i need to find a way to get revenge on edgingworth" so he grabed one of his 70 matching wigs and thought up a plan


Judge: Hmm...maybe I should get a wig. Would it look good on me?

Maya: Nah. You rock the bald look, Your Honour!

Judge: ...Oh! Do I?

Maya: Yeah! It looks great on you! You look kinda like a saint!

Judge: ...Hmm. Ho ho ho!

Gumshoe: You have 70 matching wigs of your spiky hair, pal? I knew it wasn't real!

Phoenix: It's hundred percent natural, detective. I don't know why I have so many copies of it though.

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"AHA" said wright "ILL BURN HIS HAIR OFF AND CALL HIM "EGGWORTH"


Judge: E-

Phoenix: E-

Gumshoe: Eggworth, pal?!

Gerald: Haw! Hee haw!

Maya: Oh, is that a reference to Da-

Phoenix: Don't speak its name, Maya.

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it was flawless so he went back to the party and snucked up on edgeworth, he grabd a candle and held it to edgeworth's hair and it caught on fire


Phoenix: Yes...flawless. Completely 100% perfect. Why is this party still going on, anyway?

Maya: And you're going to do this just for a pun? Sounds just like you, Nick!

Gerald: HAW!

[Suddenly, Gerald latches on to Phoenix's tie with his teeth!]

Phoenix: AUGH!

Judge: WHAT THE?! I knew he looked dangerous!

Gumshoe: Don't worry, pal! I'm coming to help you!

[After a while, they finally get Gerald off, though at the cost of the entirety of Phoenix's tie. One of the security guards comes and takes Gerald away from the rest, who all share a sigh of relief.]

Phoenix: sigh That was terrible. (What a literal jackass he was!)

Maya: At least you didn't lose your hair, Nick!

Gumshoe: I'm glad I sat back here!

Speakers: We apologise for the inconvenience. Gerald has been taken away for the time being. Now, let us continue.

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"OH HOLY MOTHERING FUCΚ TITS" said edgeworth and he ran around and phonix laughed

but then edworth's whole BODY caught on fire and he burned to death


Phoenix: ...Well, that escalated quickly. How come there's no water or fire extinguisher in this place?

Maya: And I guess that's how Mr.Edgeworth became a ghost.

Gumshoe: What a way to go, pal.

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phoenix was shocked

"OH MY SHΙT NO' said phoniax and every1 was screaming and running around

in the commotion phoneix wiped off his fingerprints off the candles and threw them out a winow


Judge: What?! Mr.Wright, disposing of decisive evidence is not allowed in court!

Phoenix: How come no one noticed it was me throughout all this?!

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_THE NEXT DAY_

gumsho was at the crime seen and was crying at deadworth

"NOOOO PAL Y U DIE" said he but phonix showed up


Maya: Jakkid loves giving Mr.Edgeworth nicknames. Eggworth, Edgeghost, Deadworth...

Phoenix: 'Least it's not Assworth.

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"NICKER" saiud gumshoe "YOU GOTTA CATCH DA GUY WHO DO THIS"


Phoenix: First of all, don't call me Nicker. Secondly, isn't that your job to do?

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"but thats you job" said phonix

"OH YEAH" said gumshoe and he went to investigate


Phoenix: Oh, good.

Maya: How is this good, Nick?! He's gonna figure you out!

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meanwhile phoenix looked at the evidences to make sure nothing culd be traced 2 him

then gumshoe went to him "i got a suspect phonix"

"who is it"


Judge: Oh dear!

Maya: See?! I told yo-

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"its ME" said gumhsmoe

"WHAT" said wright


Maya: Oh. What?!

Phoenix: Well, it worked out in fic-me's favour, I suppose.

Gumshoe: Phonix?

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"YES im THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD HAVE YOU HAVE 2 DEFEND ME IN COURT PHOTIX"

"ok" said phoneix


Phoenix: But...if you think you're guilty, why do you want me to defend you? And what did I accept? I'm pretty sure I'll get caught if I do that.

Gumshoe: Photix? These names are pretty dumb, pal.

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_IN THE CORTROOM_

"are the you ready" said the judging

"yes" phoenix

"fυcking yes" said gumshoe who was the prosecutor


Judge: Look! It's me! Up on the screen!

Everyone else: WHAT?!

Gumshoe: How and why am I prosecuting myself, pal?

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"WTF" said phonix "WHY ARE YOU PROSECUTING YOURSELF"

"i think i shud be punished for killing edgeworth DONT LET ME GET GUILTY"


Phoenix: Gumshoe, you're sending us some rather mixed messages here.

Maya: Plus, how is he even allowed to prosecute? He's a witness, not a prosecutor! He doesn't even have a badge!

Phoenix: He probably made one out of cardboard. Plus, I'm technically a witness as well. And I think the judge was at the party too?

Judge: My oh my, my beard looks magnificent!

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"ok" said phonix but since he did it he didnt want to make him innocent


Phoenix: Then why did I take this up in the first place?!

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"pls give ur opening statement" said judge

"OKAY" said gumshoe "there was a lot of candle at the wedding and i think i tripped on him and SET HIM ON FIRE"


Phoenix: Wedding? I thought it was an award ceremony.

Maya: No, it's a waward ceremony! It's a mixture of both a wedding and an award ceremony, Nick.

Gumshoe: This makes no sense, pal.

Judge: Whoever is playing me has the role down pat. Look at that grand, stoic look on his face! What a magnificent performance so far!

Phoenix: (At least one of us seems to enjoy this..)

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said judge "is there witnesses"

"yes" said gumshoe and he called mayo fey to the stand


Maya: Mayo?! Not this again!

Gumshoe: I guess I'm not calling myself then.

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"hi" said maya who was now on the stand

"testifiy" said gumshoe

"abot what"

"the MURDER OF MUGLES EGEWORTH"


Maya: I mean, we all here are muggles. Well, except me.

Phoenix: You know that's not what he meant.

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"ok" said maya

"i was at the party and ediworth was die"

"HOLD IT" said phoenix "how many die"


Maya: Um? Fic-Nick? You okay there?

Phoenix: I mean, there could have been some dice at the wedding/award ceremony.

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"two" said maya

"OBJECTIN" said phonix "HE ONLY DIE ONCE"

"OH RIGHT" said maya "sorry"


Gumshoe: That's kind of an important detail, pal. People can't even die once!

Judge: Yes, indeed. Mr.Wright, I will not permit any inane questions in this courtroom. Penalty!

Phoenix: penalty Ow! That wasn't me, Your Honour! (How come he gets to penalise me anyway? We're not in court!)

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"fix ur testimony you lyin shίthead" said the judge

"i saw a blue thing behidn edegwroth when he caught on fires"

"THIS IS MY CHANCE THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE TRUE KILLER" thought phoenix


Phoenix: Um, yeah. That was me. Did I forget already?

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"HOLD IT" said phoenix "I KNOW WHO THA WAS"

"WHO" said gumshoe

"SOMEONE IN DIS COURTROOM… WITH BLUE CLOTHES"


Phoenix: Real smart move there, fic-me.

Judge: But...that's you!

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"but thats you" said the judge

"oh right" said phoenix "okay next witness"


Judge: Incredible! He even mimicked what I said! This actor is truly talented.

Phoenix: Wait, so we're not going to acknowledge what I said?

Maya: I guess that was just unimportant.

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"hi" said the next witness " my name is larry butt"

"i foud a cloth on the ground by the table"

"HOLD IT" said phonix "TEST IT FOR GINGERPRINTS"


Maya: Gingerprints? Prints made by only gingers?

Gumshoe: Hey, it's that Harry Butz guy!

Judge: Somehow, that man gives off an incredibly irritating vibe.

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"ok" said judge "they match YOU"

"WHAT" said phoenix and then he remembered he used it "OH YEEEEEAH"

"so diD YOU DO IT?" said gumshoe


Phoenix: Sheesh, really? Some flawless plan that was.

Maya: It feels like you're trying to lose, Nick

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"NO, THE TRUE KILLER IS IN THIS CLUE" and he presented the candle he threwed out the window "AS YOU CAN SEE, THE KILLER FORGOT TO WIPE ONE HIS FINGERPTINS"

"but this fingerptin ALSO matches you" said judge


Maya: It really does.

Phoenix: I thought I wiped that earlier!

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"FUCΚ" said photix "okay forget everything i jus said"

"no" said judge "i pronounce write guilty"


Phoenix: I hundred percent agree.

Maya: If it's Jakkid's writing that's being judged, I especially agree.

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_AFTER THE TRIAL_

"why did u kill miles" said gumshoe

"IT WAS ACCIDENT, IM SORRY"

"its ok pal at least my salary wont get cut anymore"


Gumshoe: Hey! That's not how I would react!

Phoenix: That was surprisingly easy.

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"lol yeah and he wont make fun of me anymore" and wright went back home


Phoenix: Wait, what? I don't get any repercussions for killing him? I guess this wasn't that bad after all.

Maya: So I guess all of that was completely unnecessary.

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but when he got ther the GHOST OF EDGWORTH WAS THERE

"IM HERE TO HAUNT U WITH EGG JOKES" said edge ghost

"NOOOOOO" said phonix

THE END


Maya: Dang, what an ending.

Speakers: There's still chapter two though!

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Chapter 2

and the iudge ate popcorn while wearing headpones


Judge: Huh?

Phoenix: Well, that was...something.

Speakers: Yeah, I don't get it either. You can leave now though.

[The lights come on.]

Judge: What an interesting event that was. I'm surprised I don't come here more often.

Gumshoe: I'm glad I don't, pal.

Phoenix: Hopefully, that's the last of Jakkid we'll see for a while.

Maya: Hooray! Let's go home!

[And thus, our Sporkers leave for the day, hoping to never come back. Of course, that won't happen. This brings us to the end of our story. We hope you enjoyed!]


That was fun to write. Constructive criticism is appreciated as always. Just barely finished this by midnight, so WHOOOOOP! :edgey:
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@HeroMan Good Spork! I liked how Vortex was the management this time. The only problem I have is that some of the characters are a bit too well versed in some sporking terms, like trollfics, for example. Good work overall. Hoping to see the next chapter soon!
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@HeroMan Good Spork! I liked how Vortex was the management this time. The only problem I have is that some of the characters are a bit too well versed in some sporking terms, like trollfics, for example. Good work overall. Hoping to see the next chapter soon!

yeah i gave an explo for that in the begining.
thank you anway!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES THE SECOND BEST JAKKID FIC.

Spoiler: The correct Jakkid Opinions
1. CAKE attorney+turnabout portal
2. turnabout egg
3. villain number 1
4. turnabout pearl
5. ace christian
6. on the run
7. human of bad
8. ace stripper
9. jakkid vs barrylawn vs icantyping
10. dank attorney
11. MUSHROOM attorney
12. in undertale
13. SPEED attorney
14. turnabout portal 2


Also since we talkin turnabout egg, just gonna put this here yes this riiiight here. Pls (dont) post the entire thing line by line with tts in whatever discord server you're in until the owner comes in screaming that he was "listening to sad music, you fucks." Pls.

Edit: Waitwait am reading the spork now and what the literally what is this?

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It's not even really that funny from a so bad it's good angle.


Put this man in the Bad Opinions Club.

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Chapter 2

and the iudge ate popcorn while wearing headpones



Judge: Huh?

Phoenix: Well, that was...something.

Speakers: Yeah, I don't get it either. You can leave now though.


Okay so pretty sure someone explained this like a year ago when it happened. but basically Jakkid visited what was at the time the /r/aceattorney discord server and we -- they -- wanted proof he was real. So he said he'd write a short chapter 2 of turnabout egg and wrote that thing.

Similar thing with Turnabout Pearl's second chapter.
Phoenix Wright: The Jakkid Series.

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@ArrowLawn Sorry for having the wrong opinion :(

Huh. Interesting story. I really should visit the discord more often,huh.

Funnily enough, with this, the only 'early' Jakkid did left is Turnabout SPEED. I won't be doing that since my knowledge of Sonic stuff is rather limited. After that.....maybe the portal.

Also @HeroMan you should also spoiler tag your sporking since it contains some spoilers for DGS (specifically
Spoiler: D-3
Megundal dying.)
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That Edgeworth part in chapter 6 is the best. "PHOENIX WAS DEAD WHAAAA"


I laughed so much at that... And the logic, gods, the logic...

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In regards to de Killer, ask someone else. I'm not helping you kill me.


And I come back to the same question again. How do I contact De Killer?

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As for what you've said on the judge....let's let him speak for himself, shall we?


Okay, so he can be a presence in the theatre, but I am stubborn enough to stand by my statement that in Genealogy, he wouldn't do much.

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That diagnosis is very true. It's almost midnight, and I'm trying my hardest to finish it now. Give me some time please

No, I'm not joking. Coming hopefully about now


So, since you have to spork daily, when is the next one coming?




Spoiler: PHOENIX WRIGHT HECKING DIES
And now finally, I'm going to review this-

(The title does not fill me with confidence...)

I'll just repeat that I have absolutely no idea about Danganronpa (excpet for the most basic plot, that is, lots of students pitted against each other to escape their school... or something *sorry!*) and so I'll have to ignore that part of the story.

Hmm, it's good to see Payne included. Haven't seen him much. And wow, that's a large sporking cast.

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???: Did someone say...hope?

Apollo: Was it just me...or is the sudden voie i'm hearing right now....m\king me run away screaming for the exit?

??? Did someone say....Phoenix Wright?

Phoenix: For some reason THIS voice wants me to the exact opposite and punch him in the face.


I like this moment and following the reveal of the second voice, this becomes even better, but it's slightly spoiled by the small errors ('voie' for voice, 'm\king' for making).

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Nagito: Don't fret...i'm not one to scare people. Unlike you Mr Phoenix Wright..the ultimate defence attorney and you..Mr Miles Edgeworth...the ultimate prosecutior...I ma utterly useless, i am worthless...i have no talent....but i do have...hope. Use all your hardships as a crutch to help you overcome any despair that stands in your way...


... I am very confused but I'm sure there's some reason for all of this...

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Apollo: Oh thank God....i really don't know what you guys have been through...but i do not want to go through all that horror can only try NOT to imagine.


What does Apollo mean by that last part - 'but i do not want to go through all that horror can only try NOT to imagine.'? Is he trying to say 'all that horror (that) I can only try'?

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Phoenix: Fanfiction!? Are we fictional characters?

Apollo: If that's true...i'll pay to see my dialouge's text window....assuming it's a game...

Monokuma: It IS a game.

All AA chars: WHAT!?


So this isn't canon with the other sporkings? Aww... This could have been an epic opportunity for the Management to use the Outer Payne Theatre* introduced in the sporking of 'phoenix wright MUSHROOM attorney' to avoid something happening to the alternate worlds.
*(To quote: "Due to the... nature of our sporking cast, we will be using our new sporking theater, made specifically for crossover fics like this: The Outer Payne Theather!" [sic])

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Phoenix: So...my life is as crazy as it is....

Monokuma: 'Cuz it's a game!

Apollo: And you are a killer teddy bear is...

Monokuma: 'Cuz it's a game!

Nagito: My corpse isn't rotting from the suicide i commited is all....

Monokuma: 'Cuz it's a game!!

Kyoko: This is a refrence to THAT speech i'm guessing?

Monokumna: 'Cuz it's a ga- Oh i'm found out for refrencing myself. Ah the joy of being caught...cornered and questioned....i mixed up the order didn't i?


I love Monokuma. He is epic, and he is fit to be the Management for this sporking.

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Edgeworth: Somebody end my suffering.

Phoenix: What happened to your sports car?! I thought you'd never part with that thing.

Apollo: Maybe the author confused Mr Edgeworth with Mr Gavin?

Payne: And why is everyone gay for him? is he THAT attractive? TELL ME YOUR SECRET SIR!

Edgeworth: Gah! My cravat! Your pulling apart my cravat!


Oh my gods, I'm laughing so hard! I don't have words for this...

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Payne: you do not put speech marks when you have script directions.


Something that even some sporkings forget.

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Monokuma: The monokuma theatre doesn't work that way!! All i do is spread my beatifull ideals across the globe with the monokuma theatre...I say stuff like "do you know why your friends hate you?" And i give a philisophical speech before ending with something like "Remember...if you have friends that hate you....kill them with fire!"


If I had any doubt on his abilities to be the Management, this solves all of them. I'm already looking forward looking to the rest of the sporking with Monokuma.

It's cool he ended it when it got past bedtime. I'm pretty sure we never had that before, and that sounds good for younger sporkers like Trucy and Pearl...



And the next part:

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Nagito: This is most likely his way of trying to fuel despair by a different method...


As all our sporkers will state, the best way to achieve despair is through the Sporking Theatre.

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Monokuma: Everyone loves the movies! I love the movies! You love the movies! We all love the movies! There isn't a single modern person on earth who doesn't like movies! But...what ever happened to classic theatre? Plays? Anyone? Shakesphere? No one? Okay then. All those previouse theatre's were the must see back in the day. I too would've paid through the nose to see a man cross dress as juliet in a play! But...would you ever want to see the raw material? The actual script? That's what the sporking theatre is for! But with books! Books should get their own theatre too! Not just any books! Fanfiction...the works of art that can be used for hope or despair! Shame we are only looking in to the despair...because there's a lot of hopeful fanfics as their are despair...


Wow, that's really long and awesome... Hmm, talking about the hopeful fanfics, I wish the sporking of Complete Turnabout was still here... (I never got the chance to really read that)

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Edgeworth: Nagito?

Nagito: Yes?

Edgeworth: You'll be better of you don't bother trying to next to me. Your alt is giving me the urge to kill you. Something i refuse to do.

Nagito: I don't mind dying...so i'm better of sitting next to you.

Edgeworth: Suit yourself.


That's all the reaction he has to that? I'm sure he'd like to look polite in front of the Danganronpa sporkers, but isn't this his first sporking (as it seems the others never happened)? Perhaps Edgey just lost all his hope with his first time itself...

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miles then went super saiyan and threw a butter knife at josuke who dodged it and flew into the sun explodingit


Suddenly I have memories of Phoenix' Turnabout... :nick-sweat:

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toko: "give me togami's peepee"


Byakuya: Well....that's...pretty acurate.


It is? That... sounds really... *trails off*

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nagito presented miles' peepee again


Byakuya: Yep...definatley something i'm looking forward to....


That also sounds really...

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Edgeworth: Why are people calling it small! I was under the impression it was huge!

Phoenix: Miles...don't tell me.

Edgeworth: Not another word...Wright.


*laughs so hard, can't speak properly*

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Bayakuya: Bayakuya Togami agrees to the psychopath's will.


I believe his name is Byakuya? You've written it right the whole time, so getting it wrong twice in one line is odd...

It would have been good if you ended with narration, like telling us whether Edgeworth and Phoenix were there when Payne was experiencing despair and other stuff, and just wrapping up the whole sporking. Gives it more of an 'end' feeling.

So, overall thoughts:
For a first sporking, this was a very good attempt (I'm still afraid to do a sporking in fear of OOCness) and I enjoyed this, though I think I would have enjoyed it more had I known the Danganronpa sporkers. Monokuma really earned a place in my heart throughout this, and I hope he can appear again as Management for another crossover, even though it seems quite unlikely.

But one of the major problems throughout this was the spelling errors. It wasn't that bad to a level where the sporking was incomprehensible, but the sudden errors jerked me and broke the smooth flow. As SC stated earlier, it seems quite hypocritical to point out spelling mistakes when the sporking also contains them. But the second part seemed better with that.

On the whole, it was certainly a good experience and I hope to see a lot more from you! :gant-clap:


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That Edgeworth part in chapter 6 is the best. "PHOENIX WAS DEAD WHAAAA"


I laughed so much at that... And the logic, gods, the logic...


I reread that part a few days ago, and it holds up so well still. It's by far one of the best parts of that fic.

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In regards to de Killer, ask someone else. I'm not helping you kill me.


And I come back to the same question again. How do I contact De Killer?


And I come back to the same answer. I'm not helping you kill me.

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As for what you've said on the judge....let's let him speak for himself, shall we?


Okay, so he can be a presence in the theatre, but I am stubborn enough to stand by my statement that in Genealogy, he wouldn't do much.


Can u proof it tough :godot:

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That diagnosis is very true. It's almost midnight, and I'm trying my hardest to finish it now. Give me some time please

No, I'm not joking. Coming hopefully about now


So, since you have to spork daily, when is the next one coming?


That was Turnabout egg. And since I didn't spork anything after that, I guess I'm Suddenly a Corpse. :redd:

In regards to the other sporking, I leave that to HeroMan, our lord and saviour.

Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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And I come back to the same answer. I'm not helping you kill me.


And we come full circle. There is nothing I can do other than threatening.

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Can u proof it tough :godot:


'proof it'? I can't prove it, but I'm standing stubborn. Can you prove otherwise on Genealogy?

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That was Turnabout egg. And since I didn't spork anything after that, I guess I'm Suddenly a Corpse. :redd:


Really? You had to do that?



I see 'miles edgeworth the search for the ass' is the next fic in line for me. Get prepared......

...... in a week or longer. *wishes the net would stop going down all the time*


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And now finally, I'm going to review the sporking for- PHOENIX WRIGHT HECKING DIES

(The title does not fill me with confidence...)


That's a design that you are being infected with Danganronpa's infamous...DESPAIR!!

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I'll just repeat that I have absolutely no idea about Danganronpa (excpet for the most basic plot, that is, lots of students pitted against each other to escape their school... or something *sorry!*) and so I'll have to ignore that part of the story.

yeah something like that...and it's full of hoep and despair.....and evil teddy bears....and the world being fucked over.....oh shit i said too much!! The spoiler police is gonna kill me for attempting to spoil the holy grail!!

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Hmm, it's good to see Payne included. Haven't seen him much. And wow, that's a large sporking cast.


yeah it was hard for me to give everyone equal screentime.

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???: Did someone say...hope?

Apollo: Was it just me...or is the sudden voie i'm hearing right now....m\king me run away screaming for the exit?

??? Did someone say....Phoenix Wright?

Phoenix: For some reason THIS voice wants me to the exact opposite and punch him in the face.


I like this moment and following the reveal of the second voice, this becomes even better, but it's slightly spoiled by the small errors ('voie' for voice, 'm\king' for making).


yeah i have some problems......i do a LOT of typos...maybe because i type so quickly.

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Nagito: Don't fret...i'm not one to scare people. Unlike you Mr Phoenix Wright..the ultimate defence attorney and you..Mr Miles Edgeworth...the ultimate prosecutior...I ma utterly useless, i am worthless...i have no talent....but i do have...hope. Use all your hardships as a crutch to help you overcome any despair that stands in your way...


... I am very confused but I'm sure there's some reason for all of this...


yeah...that's Nagito's entire stchick! He's meant to be this crazy person who loves hope and admires the ultimates because of they are the symbols of hope and talent = hope in the DR universe and since he's talentless he thinks he's worthless....yeah Nagito is weird.....and very creepy...he once attempted to blow up the setting of DR2 to draw out the traitor. OH SHIT I SAID TOO MUCH AGAIN!!

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Apollo: Oh thank God....i really don't know what you guys have been through...but i do not want to go through all that horror can only try NOT to imagine.


What does Apollo mean by that last part - 'but i do not want to go through all that horror can only try NOT to imagine.'? Is he trying to say 'all that horror (that) I can only try'?


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Phoenix: Fanfiction!? Are we fictional characters?

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Apollo: If that's true...i'll pay to see my dialouge's text window....assuming it's a game...

Monokuma: It IS a game.

All AA chars: WHAT!?


So this isn't canon with the other sporkings? Aww... This could have been an epic opportunity for the Management to use the Outer Payne Theatre* introduced in the sporking of 'phoenix wright MUSHROOM attorney' to avoid something happening to the alternate worlds.
*(To quote: "Due to the... nature of our sporking cast, we will be using our new sporking theater, made specifically for crossover fics like this: The Outer Payne Theather!" [sic])


I could use that if i do my next crossover sporking...there's one i debated to do and BAROK VAN ZEIKS FIND LUV111!
you can guess which won.

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Phoenix: So...my life is as crazy as it is....

Monokuma: 'Cuz it's a game!

Apollo: And you are a killer teddy bear is...

Monokuma: 'Cuz it's a game!

Nagito: My corpse isn't rotting from the suicide i commited is all....

Monokuma: 'Cuz it's a game!!

Kyoko: This is a refrence to THAT speech i'm guessing?

Monokumna: 'Cuz it's a ga- Oh i'm found out for refrencing myself. Ah the joy of being caught...cornered and questioned....i mixed up the order didn't i?


I love Monokuma. He is epic, and he is fit to be the Management for this sporking.


irk, tell me about it. You should REALLY play DR to see the best of Monokuma, he is arguably the funniest character since deadpool!


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It's cool he ended it when it got past bedtime. I'm pretty sure we never had that before, and that sounds good for younger sporkers like Trucy and Pearl...


Actually....he was referring to MY bedtime. It was bedtime when i was up to that part so i had to end it then and there and i couldn't trust the save option just yet....now i do.

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Nagito: This is most likely his way of trying to fuel despair by a different method...


As all our sporkers will state, the best way to achieve despair is through the Sporking Theatre.


why isn't the forums like the world of DR yet?

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Monokuma: Everyone loves the movies! I love the movies! You love the movies! We all love the movies! There isn't a single modern person on earth who doesn't like movies! But...what ever happened to classic theatre? Plays? Anyone? Shakesphere? No one? Okay then. All those previouse theatre's were the must see back in the day. I too would've paid through the nose to see a man cross dress as juliet in a play! But...would you ever want to see the raw material? The actual script? That's what the sporking theatre is for! But with books! Books should get their own theatre too! Not just any books! Fanfiction...the works of art that can be used for hope or despair! Shame we are only looking in to the despair...because there's a lot of hopeful fanfics as their are despair...


Wow, that's really long and awesome... Hmm, talking about the hopeful fanfics, I wish the sporking of Complete Turnabout was still here... (I never got the chance to really read that)


Yeah, i tried to mimick the monokuma theatre as much as i could, it's a nice addition to danganronpa and it's really funny at parts.

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Edgeworth: Nagito?

Nagito: Yes?

Edgeworth: You'll be better of you don't bother trying to next to me. Your alt is giving me the urge to kill you. Something i refuse to do.

Nagito: I don't mind dying...so i'm better of sitting next to you.

Edgeworth: Suit yourself.


That's all the reaction he has to that? I'm sure he'd like to look polite in front of the Danganronpa sporkers, but isn't this his first sporking (as it seems the others never happened)? Perhaps Edgey just lost all his hope with his first time itself...


that's just edgey getting super angry at the fic version of nagito.

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toko: "give me togami's peepee"


Byakuya: Well....that's...pretty acurate.


It is? That... sounds really... *trails off*


Toko is basically Bayakuya's yandere in Danganronpa, seriusely she's madly in love with him.
This is basically his reaction to how toko was portrayed....in his onw monotne pretentiouse way.

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nagito presented miles' peepee again


Byakuya: Yep...definatley something i'm looking forward to....


That also sounds really...


that was sarcasm.

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Edgeworth: Why are people calling it small! I was under the impression it was huge!

Phoenix: Miles...don't tell me.

Edgeworth: Not another word...Wright.


*laughs so hard, can't speak properly*

huh never knew it could be THIS funny.

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Bayakuya: Bayakuya Togami agrees to the psychopath's will.


I believe his name is Byakuya? You've written it right the whole time, so getting it wrong twice in one line is odd...


it was at this moment that i thought it was spelled "bayakuya".

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It would have been good if you ended with narration, like telling us whether Edgeworth and Phoenix were there when Payne was experiencing despair and other stuff, and just wrapping up the whole sporking. Gives it more of an 'end' feeling.


yeah i thought it was funny to make it speech, that payne/monokuma thing at the end wouldn't be as entertaining as....i guess it is? without it.

[quote]So, overall thoughts:
For a first sporking, this was a very good attempt (I'm still afraid to do a sporking in fear of OOCness) and I enjoyed this, though I think I would have enjoyed it more had I known the Danganronpa sporkers. Monokuma really earned a place in my heart throughout this, and I hope he can appear again as Management for another crossover, even though it seems quite unlikely.

But one of the major problems throughout this was the spelling errors. It wasn't that bad to a level where the sporking was incomprehensible, but the sudden errors jerked me and broke the smooth flow. As SC stated earlier, it seems quite hypocritical to point out spelling mistakes when the sporking also contains them. But the second part seemed better with that.

On the whole, it was certainly a good experience and I hope to see a lot more from you! :gant-clap:
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why thank you.
make sure you check out my sporking of BAROK VNA ZEIKS FIND LUV11!
it will be my last sporking for a while before i spork again.....not too long until i spork chapter 2 or BAROK VAN ZEIKS FIND LUV11!



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And we come full circle. There is nothing I can do other than threatening.

Ha, you know what they say, though. Sticks and stones will fracture my skull and probably kill me but words will just drive me to suicide. So nice try :basil:

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'proof it'? I can't prove it, but I'm standing stubborn. Can you prove otherwise on Genealogy?


I guess I could rewrite the whole sporking just to include him in it. Nah, I think it works on its own. Maybe another day I'll write him for a similar sporking.

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Really? You had to do that?


Yes, I did. Wasn't it Super Cool? :will:

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I see 'miles edgeworth the search for the ass' is the next fic in line for me. Get prepared......

...... in a week or longer. *wishes the net would stop going down all the time*


Thanks. The ass has been waiting for you for two centuries now. Happy to see you tackling it finally.

...Oops. Didn't mean for it to come out that way.

Anyway, are you a fish or something? It must suck for you when the net comes down all the time. Must be tricky to evade it, huh?

As(s) for my next sporking, maybe toomuchbathroomcorn2009- No. No. Never. I..anyway!

To HeroMan, it was rather ambitious of you to go for so many Sporkers for your first one, and I commend you on it (I think the most I've had is about 8 or 9?). But I recommend toning it down after the van Zieks one. Three to five is usually the magic number. I wish you the best of luck for your future endeavours (read: sporkings)!

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That's a design that you are being infected with Danganronpa's infamous...DESPAIR!!


Gods, Monokuma is doing this to me before I even began. His theatre for despair is definitely working.

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yeah something like that...and it's full of hoep and despair.....and evil teddy bears....and the world being fucked over.....oh shit i said too much!! The spoiler police is gonna kill me for attempting to spoil the holy grail!!


The world being fucked over? Oh dear...

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yeah it was hard for me to give everyone equal screentime.


But you succeeded in that quite well! I don't think I forgot Payne or Sahwit was there while reading.

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yeah i have some problems......i do a LOT of typos...maybe because i type so quickly.


You could use CR's spellchecker. Or... I think CR has a spellchecker, because red lines show up sometimes while I'm writing these reviews.

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he once attempted to blow up the setting of DR2 to draw out the traitor.


He... has a lot of problems. I don't have anything more to say to that.

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I could use that if i do my next crossover sporking...there's one i debated to do and BAROK VAN ZEIKS FIND LUV111!
you can guess which won.


That would be cool! I always appreciate references to previous sporkings. ...maybe because realising they're there makes me feel smart...

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irk, tell me about it. You should REALLY play DR to see the best of Monokuma, he is arguably the funniest character since deadpool!


I should really play it. I've heard a lot about it, but Monokuma cinches my decision. I love characters like him; they're always so much fun.

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Actually....he was referring to MY bedtime. It was bedtime when i was up to that part so i had to end it then and there and i couldn't trust the save option just yet....now i do.


Oh, so that's why. But it's still a good idea for younger sporkers. (Out of nowhere, I wish young!Miles, young!Larry and young!Nick would appear in the theatre for a sporking... it would be awesome.)

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why isn't the forums like the world of DR yet?


Because while the sporkers are drowning in despair, the Management and we are like Monokuma - enjoying in the negative feelings that emanate from them. Although sometimes I've come close to feeling utter despair. (Phoenix Drive, oh gods...)

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Yeah, i tried to mimick the monokuma theatre as much as i could, it's a nice addition to danganronpa and it's really funny at parts.


It's epic that Monokuma has an actual theatre. It makes him even better Management material!

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that's just edgey getting super angry at the fic version of nagito.


I thought he'd splutter or do Edgey-noises like he does. Though anger is just as good a reaction...

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Toko is basically Bayakuya's yandere in Danganronpa, seriusely she's madly in love with him.


Now everything makes more sense. Would it be correct if I equate Byakuya with Sasuke and Toko with Sakura (from the anime Naruto)?

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that was sarcasm.


Oh. :oops:
I didn't know much about him, so I thought he actually meant it.

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huh never knew it could be THIS funny.


I loved the sporking of 'Breathing is a Necessity', and this reminded me of that (Phoenix possibly referring to that and Edgeworth being like 'don't you dare'). Like I said, connecting sporkings makes me feel smart...

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it was at this moment that i thought it was spelled "bayakuya".


I always have those kind of moments...

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yeah i thought it was funny to make it speech, that payne/monokuma thing at the end wouldn't be as entertaining as....i guess it is? without it.


Yeah, that is perfect as it needs to be in speech format, but I meant you could have given something about the AA sporkers in narration. I was wondering what happened to them...

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make sure you check out my sporking of BAROK VNA ZEIKS FIND LUV11!


I read that, and I have to say that was really amazing! I seriously loved the character interactions, though you would have to note the spoiler in it.

Also... as a side-note: I checked Barok van Zieks online since I got confused about how to spell his name and guess what? Apparently, his name is 'Zieks' and not 'Zeiks'.




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Ha, you know what they say, though. Sticks and stones will fracture my skull and probably kill me but words will just drive me to suicide. So nice try :basil:


Hmm, now that I think of it, I wouldn't like you to die before we resolve our contest. Let's save de Killer and suicide till that's over.

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I guess I could rewrite the whole sporking just to include him in it.


That would be an absolutely insane amount of effort. Unless you use a shortcut.

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Yes, I did. Wasn't it Super Cool? :will:


...

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Thanks. The ass has been waiting for you for two centuries now. Happy to see you tackling it finally.

...Oops. Didn't mean for it to come out that way.


Good. That you didn't mean it, that is!

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Anyway, are you a fish or something? It must suck for you when the net comes down all the time. Must be tricky to evade it, huh?


My net apparently will not work unless a certain person is in the house. And that certain person is out of the house for a lot of time, so the net is in the same condition.

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As(s) for my next sporking, maybe toomuchbathroomcorn2009- No. No. Never. I..anyway!


Bad memories, hmm? :karma: Fall into despair!

(I think the word despair is starting to lose its meaning to me...)


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Hmm, now that I think of it, I wouldn't like you to die before we resolve our contest. Let's save de Killer and suicide till that's over.


Hoh hoh. I see you don't want to give up too easily. Fine with me.

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That would be an absolutely insane amount of effort. Unless you use a shortcut.


Nah, don't make it sound like I work hard on this crap. It only took me a couple of hours, after all. I just want to do something similar to that fic with Udgey in it. Any suggestions?

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Good. That you didn't mean it, that is!


:acro:

As for your net problem, I wish you good luck trying to fix it. I recommend typing it down elsewhere so that you just have to c&p it here.

And no I have never heard of toomuchbathroomcorn2009 in my life what who

...Dammit, now you're making me actually considering it! Aargh.

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Gods, Monokuma is doing this to me before I even began. His theatre for despair is definitely working.


That's monokuma for you, a bunch of despair, dirty jokes and out of whack holy shit moments.
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like these... :cody-shock2:

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The world being fucked over? Oh dear...


HUGE HUGE spoiler that is...

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But you succeeded in that quite well! I don't think I forgot Payne or Sahwit was there while reading.


That would be a miracle for Payne especially...

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You could use CR's spellchecker. Or... I think CR has a spellchecker, because red lines show up sometimes while I'm writing these reviews.


i do sometimes...other times i don't know i add the typos.

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He... has a lot of problems. I don't have anything more to say to that.


yeah, nagito is really fucked up.

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That would be cool! I always appreciate references to previous sporkings. ...maybe because realising they're there makes me feel smart...


smartness is a conspiracy, everyone is an idiot.

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I should really play it. I've heard a lot about it, but Monokuma cinches my decision. I love characters like him; they're always so much fun.


Yes it is. Also i find the impact of monokuma better if his theme song is in the backgorund...i also recomend you re-read the monokuma parts of the sporking but with his theme in the background.

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Oh, so that's why. But it's still a good idea for younger sporkers. (Out of nowhere, I wish young!Miles, young!Larry and young!Nick would appear in the theatre for a sporking... it would be awesome.)


hm....sounds like a plan.

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Because while the sporkers are drowning in despair, the Management and we are like Monokuma - enjoying in the negative feelings that emanate from them. Although sometimes I've come close to feeling utter despair. (Phoenix Drive, oh gods...)


ugh pheonix drive...

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It's epic that Monokuma has an actual theatre. It makes him even better Management material!


sure does!

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I thought he'd splutter or do Edgey-noises like he does. Though anger is just as good a reaction...


the NGHOOOOOOO is too good for this fic.

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Now everything makes more sense. Would it be correct if I equate Byakuya with Sasuke and Toko with Sakura (from the anime Naruto)?


kinda like that, except Byakuya being the ultinmate smartass rich kid (actually he's the "ultimnate afluent proginy.....yeah he's OP as fuck, but that's byakuya in a nutshell)

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Oh. :oops:
I didn't know much about him, so I thought he actually meant it.


Yeah, imagine saying that unironically in THAT situation.

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I loved the sporking of 'Breathing is a Necessity', and this reminded me of that (Phoenix possibly referring to that and Edgeworth being like 'don't you dare'). Like I said, connecting sporkings makes me feel smart...


i didn't know i made a refrence to that spork...should actually read that spork soon.

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I always have those kind of moments...


everyone does.

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Yeah, that is perfect as it needs to be in speech format, but I meant you could have given something about the AA sporkers in narration. I was wondering what happened to them...


thought it was obviouse, the left, went to their own worlds and did their usual thing.

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I read that, and I have to say that was really amazing! I seriously loved the character interactions, though you would have to note the spoiler in it.

Also... as a side-note: I checked Barok van Zieks online since I got confused about how to spell his name and guess what? Apparently, his name is 'Zieks' and not 'Zeiks'.


well shit, thanks anyway! :karma:
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Hoh hoh. I see you don't want to give up too easily. Fine with me.


I am stubborn till the end of everything, including this.

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Nah, don't make it sound like I work hard on this crap. It only took me a couple of hours, after all. I just want to do something similar to that fic with Udgey in it. Any suggestions?


By similar, you mean with the same kind of pairing or... what really? Give me some parameters and I'll try.

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???

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As for your net problem, I wish you good luck trying to fix it. I recommend typing it down elsewhere so that you just have to c&p it here.


Thank you, but I don't think there's a cure. Not even that certain person knows why it happens like this.
I've c&p'd your spork so I can review it even when there's no net.

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And no I have never heard of toomuchbathroomcorn2009 in my life what who


Oh, is that so? Are you so sure? :franny: Remember the evidence is mounting...

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...Dammit, now you're making me actually considering it! Aargh.


*silently mouths 'yes'* :karma:

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That's monokuma for you, a bunch of despair, dirty jokes and out of whack holy shit moments.

like these... :cody-shock2:


Oh my gods, that is so epic, I need to play DR. *mind-blown*

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That would be a miracle for Payne especially...


So true. Poor Payne; many people forget him so fast.

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smartness is a conspiracy, everyone is an idiot.


That's why everybody likes feeling smart, I suppose. Plus, what fun would life be if we weren't all idiots? I certainly wouldn't have my small book filled with real-life stupidity now...

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Yes it is. Also i find the impact of monokuma better if his theme song is in the backgorund...i also recomend you re-read the monokuma parts of the sporking but with his theme in the background.


I'll do that. *just listened to it* It sounds as epic as he is, and quite upbeat to me. Yay!

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hm....sounds like a plan.


You're going to do that? I can think of a lot of fics that focus on them as kids, though to find a sporkable one...

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ugh pheonix drive...


A feeling that permeates everybody's soul, I believe, especially during part 3.

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the NGHOOOOOOO is too good for this fic.


Hmm... that is true... but it's always so good to see it...

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kinda like that, except Byakuya being the ultinmate smartass rich kid (actually he's the "ultimnate afluent proginy.....yeah he's OP as fuck, but that's byakuya in a nutshell)


Wow, he really sounds a lot like Sasuke. Is he an orphan by any chance, and if so, was his family killed by somebody related to him?

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Yeah, imagine saying that unironically in THAT situation.


I thought he was more like "I definitely want to see everybody I know embarrass the shit out of themselves".

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i didn't know i made a refrence to that spork...should actually read that spork soon.


You didn't really make a reference to it; I just remembered it due to the topic being discussed. Considering the whole of that fic is about Edgeworth and his 'peepee' (though I'll give that it is written quite well)...

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thought it was obviouse, the left, went to their own worlds and did their usual thing.


It's obvious but it's still nice to hear narration for it. It's just my personal preference though...

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well shit, thanks anyway! :karma:


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Ok you made like 2424 spelling errors but so do I so like its ok

Anyway, I'm mostly referring to these short crackfics with insane pairings. Always a pleasure to spork those.

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:udgey:

And I still don't know who this 2mchubthroomcr0n2k09 is. Cane u proof it's? :godot:


Hmm, there's something interesting about my sporkings so far. I've sporked 6 different fics so far, all of them from different authors. Three of them are serious, trying to actually be good fics (but fail in at least one way)- Cowboy Up, the Baby Chronicles, and Genealogy. The other three are bluntly written trollfics- mayo's rattelsnek advuntre, the search for the ass, and Turnabout egg.

Also according to barrylawn' latest fic, Edgey is still looking for the ass. Will he ever find it? Who knows.

Anyway, seven is my lucky number (well, one of them), so maybe I should do something special for the next one...

maybe mayo's rattelsnek advuntre 2 Never mind

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Ok you made like 2424 spelling errors but so do I so like its ok


On the charge of falsifying evidence, the court declares Southern Corn-

:guilty:

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Anyway, I'm mostly referring to these short crackfics with insane pairings. Always a pleasure to spork those.


Ah, insane pairings. I believe a Phoenix/Trucy fic was suggested in this forum (though I can't pinpoint when) and a Mia/Edgeworth which was... rather...

Okay, so that's it. I'll see what I can find.

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And I still don't know who this 2mchubthroomcr0n2k09 is. Cane u proof it's? :godot:


First of all, it's toomuchbathroomcorn2009, rather than that horrendous combination of letters that convey something similar. And to prove it's you, why, I only need to take a look at one crucial evidence.

As written by you, Southern Corn: "So I present to you,under the pseudonym toomuchbathroomcorn2009..."

(I would use another guilty, but I think one is enough for a single post.)

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Hmm, there's something interesting about my sporkings so far. I've sporked 6 different fics so far, all of them from different authors. Three of them are serious, trying to actually be good fics (but fail in at least one way)- Cowboy Up, the Baby Chronicles, and Genealogy. The other three are bluntly written trollfics- mayo's rattelsnek advuntre, the search for the ass, and Turnabout egg.


That sounds... neat. Really neat.

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Also according to barrylawn' latest fic, Edgey is still looking for the ass. Will he ever find it? Who knows.


He's still looking for the ass? *reads the fic* Perhaps the story Edgeworth read from the book at the end of 'the search for the ass' was just what he wanted to happen... when in reality, Edgeworth never caught the ass. Poor Edgey.

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Anyway, seven is my lucky number (well, one of them), so maybe I should do something special for the next one...


Do it, do it, do it! Perhaps a crossover or a game by the Management or... something!

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maybe mayo's rattelsnek advuntre 2 Never mind


Do it, do it, do it!


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Ok you made like 2424 spelling errors but so do I so like its ok


On the charge of falsifying evidence, the court declares Southern Corn-

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I-it was Kristoph! I swear!

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And I still don't know who this 2mchubthroomcr0n2k09 is. Cane u proof it's? :godot:


First of all, it's toomuchbathroomcorn2009, rather than that horrendous combination of letters that convey something similar. And to prove it's you, why, I only need to take a look at one crucial evidence.

As written by you, Southern Corn: "So I present to you,under the pseudonym toomuchbathroomcorn2009..."


On the charge of falsifying evidence, the court declares DarkAgea-

:guilty:


never before have I been so ashamed

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Anyway, seven is my lucky number (well, one of them), so maybe I should do something special for the next one...


Do it, do it, do it! Perhaps a crossover or a game by the Management or... something!

Huh. That's actually a good idea. Maybe another session of the Sporking court,or a game to find the most mistakes as possible, or something involving characters who haven't been here before, or even-
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maybe mayo's rattelsnek advuntre 2 Never mind


Do it, do it, do it!


Or...that? Do you realise what you're asking for? Because I assure you, that is not a good option.

I...do have another (better) fic in mind, though. I'll get back to you on that.

Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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This is the fic I'm talking about, by the way. It's...

Phoenix Angelique: Ace Attorney Alternate Story by Belle-Angelique-Pappilion

Rating: :dahlia:

Yep, it's that bad. This is the first Dahlia I have ever given, and there's a good reason for it. Well, several. It's a terrible AU Lemon where Cindy Stone kills Frank Sahwit instead and frames Larry for it. Phoenix still defends him in court but an OC (who is the epitome of a Mary Sue) comes in to save the day and, well...this is where the Lemon part of the fic comes in. She's also underage, making the end even worse. And yet the author has the audacity to claim that all the characters in the fic are above 18 at the end! The grammar is also atrocious, and the characters are all OOC. Yeah, it's pretty short and has signs of being a trollfic, but does that really make it any less worse?

Also, it says that Edgeworth, Maya, and Manfred are going to appear at the start, and also says it has OC x Phoenix; Edgeworth; Manfred; the Judge; and Dahlia's dad. All of this is false and that annoys me because I want to see some hot scandalous action involving OC, Phoenix, the Judge, Manfred, Dahlia's dad, the author, and your mom. So the fic even has false advertising!

The Sporkers today are:

:nick: - "Whoohoo. Back to this place. Just great."
:mia: - "Phoenix! There's no need to be so downtrodden about this. Put your head up high! Don't let it get to you."
:edgeworth: - "Hmm, now that I think about it, I don't really know much about your first trial, Wright."
:larry2: -"Oh, you should've seen it, Edgey! It was super awesome!"

Let us start the show now.

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[We start off at the Sporking Theatre, where Phoenix is summarising his first trial for Edgeworth.]

Edgeworth: I...see. So what was Mr. Sahwit's motive?

Phoenix: Oh, he was just a common burglar. He was robbing the victim, Ms. Block-

Mia: Stone, Phoenix. Cindy Stone.

Phoenix: Oh, right. Anyway, he was robbing her place when she came back, and, well...

Edgeworth: He hit her with the Thinker in surprise. I see.

Larry: Man, Nick! Cindy was my one true angel! We were parted too early, like Elsa and Hans!

Phoenix: (Isn't it Anna and Hans? And isn't Hans the villain?) Anyway, that was my first trial in a nutshell.

Edgeworth: I see. So I assume this will play a role in today's fic.

Phoenix: I guess so. Actually...Mia? Chief?

Mia: Yeah, Phoenix?

Phoenix: How are you...um...

Edgeworth: Still alive? It's simple, Wright. The Management has a teleporting device which they can use to transport any person from any time to here.

Phoenix: Ah...right.

Speakers: So you're all caught up now? Good. Let's start the show! You do not want to miss this. Eheheheh.

Larry: Oh boy! What're they gonna show now, Edgey?

Edgeworth : Hopefully something good. (The Management's ominous laugh at the end unnerves me to a degree.)

Speakers: Don't overthink it, Mr. Edgeworth. Roll it!

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WORNING: LEMON and OC! you have BEEN WORNED!


Mia: Oh, so it's going to be that kind of fic, huh?

Edgeworth: The author has indeed warned us. Warned us of their terrible spelling already. They spelt 'warn' wrong twice! (Not to mention the fact that it's going to be a lemon.)

Larry: What's a lemon doing here, Nick?

Phoenix: That's not the lemon you're thinking of, Larry.

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do NOT wright bad review just because IT HAS LEMON bECUASE I ALREADY SAID IT. THANKS AND GOD DAY.


Phoenix: Ha. I get it.

Mia: *giggle* I like the sound of 'God Day'.

Edgeworth: I doubt the lemon will be the only complaint I'll have by the time this is over.

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story begin here

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Edgeworth: Really, author? We know that the story has begun.

Larry: Why are they making monkey noises, Nick?

Phoenix: That's a line break, Larry.

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It was a dark and stormy night when a man named FRANK SAHWIT was killed by a womyn named Cindy Stone. Cindy Stone was ugly woman with disgusting knotted brown hair and ugly face. She decided to blame the crime on her neighbor, Larry Butt because he was passing with innocent blossoming steps outside the door.


Edgeworth: Could the author have gone for a more cliché opening line than that?

Phoenix: Also, it seems in this AU, the victim and the murderer have been switched. And Larry's last name is just Butt now.

Larry: W-what?! This is a load of crock, man! Cindy would never frame me for murder! She was an angel with wonderful purple hair! And we weren't neighbours either!

Mia: What really bothers me the most is 'innocent blossoming steps'.

Edgeworth: The author's purple prose combined with their poor spelling and grammar already give this fic a bad look. Don't use words you don't understand the meaning of. It's not that hard to understand!

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"Hee hee hee, said Cindy Stone" said Cindy Stone when the evil master mind plan blossomed in her mind like thousands of tiny hell flowers (also known as higanbana). She wrote the name "LARRY BUTT" on a pieces of a parchment and leave it on the crime scene. Nobody will suspect her now!


Phoenix: "That's not how quotes work, said Phoenix" said Phoenix.

Edgeworth: And the 'evil master mind plan' Ms. Stone has concocted is atrocious. Even if she wrote Larry's name with the victim's blood, where would the parchment have come from?!

Mia: To be fair, the author hadn't given us much to work with here. We don't know anything about the weapon, her motives, or the crime scene other than the fact that it's near her house.

Larry: Look! They even got my name wrong, Nick!

Phoenix: We noticed.

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The next day, Larry Butt was kidnapped by the police for the murder of FRANK SAHWIT.


Phoenix: Wha? Kidnapped?!

Larry: I knew it! The police are secretly working for some secret organisation, aren't they?!

Edgeworth: Ngghhhh! No, of course not, Larry. Author, the police ARREST suspects. They do not kidnap them, or hold them for ransom.

Larry: Then why's there bail, huh?! Can you explain that?

Edgeworth: Arrgh! Larry... (He's giving me a migraine...)

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"It was not me, Larry cried" with tears drizzling down his face like a raindrop. But the police never listened to him.


Phoenix: The author still doesn't know how quotes work, I see.

Edgeworth: It's raindrops, plural.

Mia: What type of incompetent detective is heading this investigation that doesn't notice how blatantly obvious the killer is?!

Phoenix: (...Detective....)

Edgeworth: (...Gumshoe.)

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During the trial a beautiful man named Phoenix Arizona Wright was defending the culprit Larry Butt because they were childhood friends.


Mia: Apparently the author thinks you're beautiful, Phoenix.

Phoenix: Um...yeah. (Why do they think my middle name is Arizona, though?)

Larry: That makes your initials PAW, Nick! Hah!

Edgeworth: The author appears to be implying that Larry is the culprit here, which he absolutely isn't.

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but then Phoenick was going to lose, when suddenly there was a shout of OBJECTION! in the crouton room, which created an alarming feeling in the court room because everyone was surprised


Mia: 'Phoenick'? I kind of like that.

Larry: Crouton room? Do they mean, like, those bread thingies that come with salad?

Edgeworth: The author is also doing a rather splendid job of splendidly being redundant splendidly.

Phoenix: Forget all that. I was going to lose this trial?! What the hell kind of a lawyer am I in this fic?!

Edgeworth: Like Ms. Fey said, we do not know much about the murder.

Phoenix: Still, though! The evidence we've seen so far is laughably bad!

Mia: And who's saving you now?

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There was a beautiful girl who step into the courtroom. She had long flowering hair that is beautiful in color and big eyes that gloom like Jewels. It is like the Crown Jewel of the Queen of england (whose name is Victoria). Her name is Angelique Cameron and she is the daughter of the president David Cameron of Los Angelis. She is also a powerful lawyer known as the "most beautiful and talents lawyer in the croutroom". However she has never been to a trial because she is only a 15 year old student at the university of French, where she studxies French.


Edgeworth: groan Why?

Phoenix: Edgeworth?

Edgeworth: This entire paragraph is a travesty! First of all, 'beautiful in colour' is vague and confusing. Secondly, it's not gloom like jewels, its glimmer or glitter. Third, the current Queen of England is Elizabeth II, not Victoria. Fourth, David Cameron was the British Prime Minister from 2010 to 16, not president of this 'Los Angelis'. Fifth, her powerfulness and 'talents' do not matter in a courtroom, or rather, a 'croutroom'. Sixth, how is she known a beautiful and powerful lawyer if she has never been to a trial before?! Seventh, if she is from LA, it is impossible to get an attorney's badge at age fifteen. Finally, there is no such place called 'The University of French'! gasps for air

Phoenix: ...Also, this character is a complete Mary Sue and self insert.

Edgeworth: sigh Yes, that too.

Mia: So I'm assuming this character is the OC the author was referring to earlier?

Larry: Man, she looks hot!

Phoenix and Edgeworth: Larry..!

Larry: ...For her age. Not that I'm planning to date her, of course. Eh heh heh heh.

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"see vous plait" she said and pouted out an evidence which proved the truth of the crime. "Larry Butt IS NOT THE CRIMINOL. IT IS... CINDY STONE!"


Edgeworth: That is not how you say si'l vous plait. And they misspelled criminal as well.

Mia: 'Pouted out an evidence'?

Phoenix: I doubt we're even going to see said evidence.

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cindy STONE screamed with the screeching voice of the witch known as the wild wild west. But it is too late, she was kidnapped by the police. Finally Larry Butt is free!


Phoenix: Knew it.

Edgeworth: It's arrest, not kidnapped.

Larry: But it's against your will, right? So they're basically the same thing!

Phoenix: Was the author trying to reference the Wizard of Oz there?

Mia: For someone who fabricated evidence blaming Harry over there, she sure didn't give any counter arguments after that evidence was presented.

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"Thank you, how can i repay you beautiful lawyer,, said Phoneix".

"I always do this ther is no need to tahnk me" said ANgelique with a smelling face as she blushed. Angelique is a good skill girl but she is still only young and a shy maiden with blushing rosy face, she feel embarrassed and she put her hands over her breasts.


Phoenix: But..this is her first time coming to the trial. She hasn't done this before.

Edgeworth: 'Smelling face'? A rather strange mistake to make.

Mia: Why do I have the feeling this is going to head south soon?

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Just then phoenxi grabbed her breasts and massage it. She scream in surprise and moaned! She could feel the milk rushing through her breasts. The feeling was so good, she does not knkow what to do!


Mia: sigh I had a feeling.

Phoenix and Edgeworth: NOOO!

Speakers: They 'worned' you at the start, remember?

Larry: Aw man, now this is what I'm talking about!

Phoenix and Edgeworth: SHE'S UNDERAGE, LARRY!

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"N-No... yamero, stop," she whisper tightly. "We are still in public..."

"I just want to tank you for helping me" whisper Phoenix Naruhobo, "Thank you beautriful Angel."


Phoenix: Yamero? Naruhobo? Those aren't my names.

Larry: 'Tank her'? Are you gonna drive her over with a tank, Nick? Maybe your own-

Phoenix: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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"I-Iyaaa," she whisper to herself. Then Phoenix pulled off her dress with force and she is all naked except for her thigh high socks, showing off her beautiful pu-


Larry: Aw yeah, baby!

Edgeworth: Management! Aren't you going to censor this?!

Speakers: We are going to. Only for the viewer, however. You have to watch the entirety of this scene take place.

Phoenix: What?! But you censored those scenes in the past!

Speakers: We...changed our mind. Narrator!

[Yes sir! So our intrepid Sporkers watch the entirety of the scene fold out. Phoenix and Angelique both have sex in front of the entire courthouse, though no one appears to care. Phoenix also gets confused for 'Beatnix'. Finally, much to the sporkers' relief, the scene ends.]

Edgeworth: What..

Phoenix: The hell...

Mia: WAS THAT?!

Larry: Man, that was kinky, dude! Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?

Everyone else: YOU ENJOYED THIS?!

Larry: What? It's not like it's a crime or anything.

[Before any of the others can say anything, Mia gets up, walks to Larry, and slaps him across the face.]

Larry: Hey! What was that for?!

Mia: Harry Butz! That. Girl. Is. UNDERAGE!

Larry: U-uh...yes, ma'am.

Mia: YOU SICK PERVERT! walks off back to seat

Phoenix: (Man, the Chief was really scary there!) That whole scene was just like Phoenix Drive all over again...

Edgeworth: Don't remind me, Wright.

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What is going to happne now? Will Phoenxi and Angleique now marry? ?STAY TUNED!

ENDING NOTE: NOTE ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18!


Edgeworth: First of all, just because two people have sex with one another does not mean they have to marry. Secondly, the ending note is incorrect. Angelique is clearly stated to be 15. So, fic-Wright is a pedophile as well as a rapist.

Phoenix: Ssh, ssh. It's all over now. I think.

Mia: ...Please let it be so.

[The lights come on.]

Mia: Thank goodness! walks off

Phoenix: Wait! Chief! ...She's gone.

Edgeworth: I don't blame her. I nearly suffered an aneurysm during the inane events of that fic. Let us never speak of that again. Come on, Larry.

Larry: Huh? Oh, yeah! Man, Nick, that chick was super scary at the end, wasn't she?

Phoenix: Mia? (Well, she had a good reason for that.)

Edgeworth: In any case, let us leave this god forsaken place.

[And thus our sporkers leave, scarred for life. Um...I don't really have anything else to say. Er...see you next time!]


Thanks for reading. Constructive criticism is appreciated. This fic was just perfect, I think, for sporking. Yawn. It's an hour past midnight now. Gotta go. :yogi:
Hi, I'm Socot. After waking up from a poison-induced coma which I was in for 7 years, I decided to take to prosecuting, hoping I would discover my true identity by doing so. So far, I have gone undefeated,but I have not regained my memory. Will I get it back?

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Oh my gods, that is so epic, I need to play DR. *mind-blown*


of course.

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So true. Poor Payne; many people forget him so fast.


i never do....#payneforAA7

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That's why everybody likes feeling smart, I suppose. Plus, what fun would life be if we weren't all idiots? I certainly wouldn't have my small book filled with real-life stupidity now...


that makes a LOT of sense

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I'll do that. *just listened to it* It sounds as epic as he is, and quite upbeat to me. Yay!


People say that when you listen to it backwards....DESPAIR!!!!

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You're going to do that? I can think of a lot of fics that focus on them as kids, though to find a sporkable one...


i'm just considering

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A feeling that permeates everybody's soul, I believe, especially during part 3.


well shit.....the broken language made me laugh and make me turn away at the same time....

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Hmm... that is true... but it's always so good to see it...


maybe next time...

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Wow, he really sounds a lot like Sasuke. Is he an orphan by any chance, and if so, was his family killed by somebody related to him?


unless you count that his father married mutiple women to earn mutiple heirs and pit them all then the strongest one survives....yeah
and no.....the Togami family did fall...but behind the scenes...and due to DR1 plot logic he was shocke during the finak class trial.

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I thought he was more like "I definitely want to see everybody I know embarrass the shit out of themselves".


i was aiming for "I definatley want am looking forward to this fic, it starts of with a peepee being presented so i am sure to enjoy the worst this has to have because i am SUUUUUUUUUUURE NOT GONNA LOOSE MY SHIT!!!" okay...i overexegerateed that.

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You didn't really make a reference to it; I just remembered it due to the topic being discussed. Considering the whole of that fic is about Edgeworth and his 'peepee' (though I'll give that it is written quite well)...


Kaisaistormdog's fics in a nutshell

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It's obvious but it's still nice to hear narration for it. It's just my personal preference though...


hm...

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What can I say? YOUR WELCOME!!!
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I-it was Kristoph! I swear!


Oh, was it? I can't find it in me to trust you... Confess the Truth!

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On the charge of falsifying evidence, the court declares DarkAgea-

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never before have I been so ashamed


:holdit:

On what basis are you saying I falsified evidence? If needed, I can quote the whole post and give the exact link to where it is present. That's more than you can.


And you better be ashamed. Trying to put such a crime on my name... do you have no honour?!

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Huh. That's actually a good idea. Maybe another session of the Sporking court,or a game to find the most mistakes as possible, or something involving characters who haven't been here before, or even-


A game to find the most mistakes? If Franziska's there, I'm sure the victor is clear. But it could be turned to be a game to find the best ways to use a discovered mistake in a sentence (like how sporkers point out how quote tags work by saying it aloud... if you get me).

Something involving characters who haven't been here before? Yes, please!

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Or...that? Do you realise what you're asking for? Because I assure you, that is not a good option.


I'll have you know that I know exactly what I'm asking for. I'm asking for a chance to see you humiliate yourself. :karma:

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I...do have another (better) fic in mind, though. I'll get back to you on that.


In the light of today's events... you mean that one? I could barely get through it.

(Another sporking in my review line... Because I'm just not satisfied until I give nice and large paras about my feelings on it...)




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i never do....#payneforAA7


At least one of them appeared in AA6.

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that makes a LOT of sense


I connect my sudden out-of-character insights to my ability in bullshitting, but I'm glad it's plausible this time around.

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People say that when you listen to it backwards....DESPAIR!!!!


*listens* Oh gods... what happened to all that upbeat-ness? No, I want it back!

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well shit.....the broken language made me laugh and make me turn away at the same time....


That's true. What made me really turn was Phoenix's and Maya's reactions to the whole thing and how much all three hoped... I feel so sorry for them - they only had two options, Pearl or Oldbag.

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maybe next time...


Yay, Edgey-noises will appear!

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unless you count that his father married mutiple women to earn mutiple heirs and pit them all then the strongest one survives....yeah
and no.....the Togami family did fall...but behind the scenes...and due to DR1 plot logic he was shocke during the finak class trial.


That sounds... messed-up. No more words.

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i was aiming for "I definatley want am looking forward to this fic, it starts of with a peepee being presented so i am sure to enjoy the worst this has to have because i am SUUUUUUUUUUURE NOT GONNA LOOSE MY SHIT!!!" okay...i overexegerateed that.


Honestly, the time I thought that, I had no clue whatsoever about him, so it was just a random guess.
Does he ever lose his shit in DR?

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Kaisaistormdog's fics in a nutshell


That's really true... But from my memory, in-character portrayal is shit in those fics, while in Breathing is a Necessity, it's acknowledged to be in the ballpark of character.

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Yes, it was my welcome. :gant:


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At least one of them appeared in AA6.


except that one was calm enough to send a 9 year old to death and the guy who shamed him and the mutiple people who he sentenced to death and he got cheif prosevutor in a sort time.....GASPEN IS SO HATEBLE! THANK YOU TV TROPES!!!

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I connect my sudden out-of-character insights to my ability in bullshitting, but I'm glad it's plausible this time around.


your insights will be gladly appealed with rayfa.

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*listens* Oh gods... what happened to all that upbeat-ness? No, I want it back!


And here you shall....except it's the theme for his kids that appear in New Danganronpa V3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WlnTyOR1tY

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That's true. What made me really turn was Phoenix's and Maya's reactions to the whole thing and how much all three hoped... I feel so sorry for them - they only had two options, Pearl or Oldbag.


the hell?

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Yay, Edgey-noises will appear!


eeeeeeeeeeexactly

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That sounds... messed-up. No more words.


exactly. Can't say for the character himself, his actions in chapters 1-4 is fucked up, especially in chapter 2 where he messed a crime scene to make it look like a serial killer did it, and doing that would implement toko as the killer...yeah.

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Honestly, the time I thought that, I had no clue whatsoever about him, so it was just a random guess.
Does he ever lose his shit in DR?


not exactly, he's calm and collected but he can get angry and annoyed.

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That's really true... But from my memory, in-character portrayal is shit in those fics, while in Breathing is a Necessity, it's acknowledged to be in the ballpark of character.


yeah, i made a rant in the last page about kaisai stormdog....i the in-character-ness is my biggest issue, i mean....wtf!?

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Yes, it was my welcome. :gant:


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Oh, was it? I can't find it in me to trust you... Confess the Truth!


Kristoph gave me the quote saying that. From prison. He can't send letters anymore but....he did for me. Yeah.

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On what basis are you saying I falsified evidence? If needed, I can quote the whole post and give the exact link to where it is present. That's more than you can.


Present it.


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Or...that? Do you realise what you're asking for? Because I assure you, that is not a good option.


I'll have you know that I know exactly what I'm asking for. I'm asking for a chance to see you humiliate yourself. :karma:


But..but...I'm actually starting to enjoy writing those now.

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I...do have another (better) fic in mind, though. I'll get back to you on that.


In the light of today's events... you mean that one? I could barely get through it.


The sporking or the fic? Either way, it certainly is...interesting. Yes, that one.

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(Another sporking in my review line... Because I'm just not satisfied until I give nice and large paras about my feelings on it...)


That is your punishment for all eternity. :karma:

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