I know what you're thinking. "What the heck justis, is this some part of your twisted humor?" Well yeah, it did spawn due to how messed up my brain is,BUT all of that was taken directly from my story, Maya does make out with Larry and date him. Of course, all of it is in context, so it might not appear as it seems. For example, I may have omitted certain parts of the story that make things make more sense. After all, the last thing I'd want is for you guys to understand what's going on! What's going on between Larry and Maya? Will Nick and Maya have a happily ever after? Since when did Larry get a car? All of these questions can be answered, or at least the first two can, but the only way to have them answered is to stay tuned for the 5th and final fanfiction in the P/M Day Series!

How was that for dramatic?

*DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN…. DUN DUN!*
“Yes!” I squeal, excited about the thought of revisiting the Steel Samurai one last time. “Nick! The Steel Samurai Movie is on! Make some popcorn and come watch it with me!”
Nick groans as he walks out of the kitchen. “Uh…Sorry Maya, but I have to go to the grocery store!”
“Oh, come on, can’t it wait a few hours? You never watch TV with me any more!” I complain. I give the saddest puppy dog face I can muster, staring deep into Nick’s eyes.
“I’d love to, but you know the office can’t manage without…um…pudding!”
“Pudding? You don’t even eat-”
“Bye!” Nick runs out of the office before I can finish my sentence. Note to self, work on puppy dog face.

I let out a sigh, than turn my attention to the TV. Unfortunately, I’m too annoyed with Nick to focus on what’s going on. Who does he think he’s fooling? Does he think I don’t realize how every time the Nickel Samurai or the Pink Princess comes on that he just “inconveniently” has to run out to the grocery store? Or that half the time he comes back empty-handed because “it slipped his mind” that he needed his wallet. I’m not a kid, if he just told me he didn’t want to watch TV, then I wouldn’t- OK, maybe I would make him watch it, but so what? A little Samurai is good for all of us. Besides, I watch all of his soap operas, and you don’t see me sneaking off when it turns out that Ronny is having an affair with Julia! If only there were some way to make him more interested in me…That’s it!
Since I was recording the Steel Samurai Movie to watch with Pearly anyways, I run to my room and take out my ‘Kurain Women’s Life Improvement Book: 1000 Ways to Abuse your Powers!’ (Sis never liked me keeping this around) I flip through the book until I find what I’m looking for: The recipe for a love potion! I ran over the ingredients:

-100 mL of water (another 100 mL for the potion to last for 2 hours, etc.)
-1 hair of potion maker, or whoever the drinker shall fall in love with
-Place hair in water, and then charge with the spiritual powers of the magatama for 10 seconds.
-Note: May take several minutes for potion to fully take effect.

I grab the book and run over to the kitchen.
Well, I hope I don’t jinx myself, but this seems really easy! Even Pearly could pull this off. Let’s see, the Steel Samurai movie is only 2 hours long, so about 200 mL ought to do it. I pour the water into a cup, and then check the next instruction.
One of my hairs. That should be-OW! That hurt! I place the hair in the cup, and then place the magatama in the water. The water turns pink, and after 10 seconds, I pull it out. Now it’s just time to wait for Nick to get home…
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1 Hour Later

About an hour later, Nick stumbles through the door, holding, unsurprisingly, no grocery bags.
“I forgot my wallet again.” He explains.
Sure. And I’ve decided I hated burgers while you were gone. Well, it’s time to put my plan into action!
“Oh darn!” I say, pretending to believe him. “Well, all that walking aimlessly must have made you really thirsty. I’ll go get you a drink!”
“Uh, thanks?”
I run into the kitchen and grab the potion. “Here you go!”
Nick stares at it, worried. “What is this?”
“Uh…An ancient Kurain drink! It’s supposed to make you smarter!”
“Oh really? Well, I guess I could use the knowledge boost.” Nick downs the whole cup in one sip. Apparently, magatamas don’t add a very sweet flavor to drinks, because once Nick finishes, he begins coughing.
“Nick! Are you OK?” Oh no, did I screw up the instructions? What’s going on?
Nick stops coughing, and begins staring at me. “Yeah, yeah I’m fine. And you look really hot.” Nick adds.
“What?” Nick thinks I’m hot?
“WHAT??? I mean, nothing.” Nick says. The look on his face is priceless, and his face is redder than Mr. Edgeworth’s suit. I decide to put on the pressure, since I’m not sure the potion has fully kicked in yet.
“So…you didn’t just say that I look hot?”
“Yes. I mean, no! I mean, huh? …I…Let’s watch some TV!” Nick turns his full attention to the TV. This is working better than I thought.
“Oh, so you want to watch TV now, huh? Well, let’s watch the Steel Samurai movie, then!”
“Sure, anything for you.” Nick says, the potion’s power wearing in. This is going to be a fun day.
“Oh, that’s sweet. Say, be a dear and go make me some popcorn?”
“Uh…”
“Pleeeease?”
“Yes dear.” Nick says, getting up and going to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he comes back with a bowl of popcorn. I think it’s time to see just how well this potion works…
“Thanks Nick.” I say as he sits back down on the couch. “And here,” I say, leaning in towards him, “is your reward.” I lean in closer and kiss him. I pull away to see his reaction.
“Aw shucks…It was nothing…”
“Why?” I ask playfully. “Because you’re in looove with me?”
“Y-yes…” Nick says, shyly.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. And while you’re at it, do you want to say it into this phone?” I say, whipping out my phone and taking a video.
“I’m in love with you, Maya.” Yes! Who needs puppy-dog faces when you have blackmail? The love potion may not last forever, but this certainly will. Anyways, back to the matter at hand.
“Well, I think that’s very cute.” I say, kissing him again. Hmm…this is fun! I might have to use potions on Nick more often!
“Are you in love with me?” Nick asks hopefully.
“Well….Maybe I am, maybe I’m not.” I tease.
“Please tell me? I think I’ll die if I don’t-”
I shut Nick up with another kiss, making it blissfully obvious what my answer is. Pretty soon he begins to kiss me back, and the movie that I had been aching for him to watch becomes all but forgotten. I don’t think Nick’s ever given me this much attention before, and I’m loving it. Now if only he were always like this. Nick places his hands on my cheek and kisses me deeply, and I return the favor. I didn’t even know I liked Nick this much. It looks like my love potion may have had some effects on me as well. Nick’s hands slowly slide their way down to my waist. I let a soft moan out between our kiss. Nick is a really good kisser. I mean, I thought the kiss between the Pink Princess and Prince Samuel in episode #95 was awesome, but this is just…wow! I’m starting to regret not making the potion last longer. I wrap my arms around Nick’s neck, and we break for air.

“Wow…You’re pretty good at this, Nick.”
“Thanks? I haven’t really gotten much practice.”
“Well then, as your assistant, I think it’s only fair I help you improve your skills.”
“Works for me, just don’t expect extra pay.” Even when he’s under a spell, he’s still a scrooge.
“Oh trust me. I get my own reward out of this.”
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About 2 Hours Later
“Well, I think you’ve got regular kissing down, Nick. Ready to move on to French kissing?”
“Yes please.”
I pull Nick into another kiss, but before my lips can indulge in his, he pulls away.
“M-Maya!? What’s going on?” Nick says in disbelief.
Oh no! Don’t tell me times up already!
“I…I don’t think this is very appropriate! I mean, you’re my assistant, and my friend, and we probably shouldn’t, right? I mean, if Pearl find out, she’d probably…Uh, Maya?”
After hanging out with Nick for 3 years, I can usually figure out when he’s grasping, and this is definitely one of those times.
“You want to kiss me, don’t you, Nick?” I say bluntly, catching him off guard.
“Urp! Uh…well…what’s really important is-”
“Then shut up and do it already!”
“But…but…”
Oh boy. I guess if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.
I lean in and kiss him. Nick tries to protest at first, but I pull him down and refuse to let go. Nick surrenders, and begins to kiss me back. It looks like I never needed that potion after all. After a while, Nick pulls away, surprised.
“You’re certainly aggressive today.” He says, blushing.
“Oh, you know you love it.” I reply, grinning.
“Actually, I love you, so I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to revise your testimony.”
“Whatever you say, Nick. Oh, and while I’m at it, I figure I might as well mention that I love you too.”
This time, Nick leans down and kisses me quickly. I smile.
“Now that wasn’t so hard, was it Nick?” I say smugly.
“I guess not. So…want to watch the Steel Samurai movie?”
“Let’s save it for later. Right now, I want to press something on you.”
“You mean press me on something?”
“Nope.” I say, kissing him again.
“Oh. I get it. In that case, I’ll press something on you too.” Nick says, pressing his lips onto mine.
“This has got to be the best trial ever.” I whisper.
“Well I’m afraid I’m going to have to find you guilty of being absolutely amazing.”
“Oh really?” I inquire, raising my eyebrow. “And what, may I ask, is my sentence?”
“You have to serve one hour. Dinner with me. Burgers?”
“Let’s.” I say, getting up. “Oh, and Nick?”
“Yes?”
“You’re buying. After all, you should have some money since you ‘forgot’ to pick up groceries, right?”
“Aww, can’t you pay for once? My wallet’s almost as empty as Gumshoe’s.”
“I’ll pay you back in hugs and kisses?” I offer.
“Hugs and kisses don’t pay the light bill.” Nick mumbles. I kiss him on the cheek.
“Enough out of you! Come on Nick, burgers are calling!”
“You’re lucky that I’m in love with you.”
“I know.” I know.