justicedono for all
Blackquill: ...I see the author is unfamiliar with hyphens.
Apollo: He's unfamiliar with grammar in general.
justicedono after escaping the evil clutches of blackquilldono, vasqezdono, takadono and professor laytondono and the miserable grasp of lukedono ran into the woods and banged his head into a tree.
"WHY" bang "IS" bang "MY" bang "LIFE" bang "SO" bang "MISERABLE?!" ...BANG.
Blackquill: ...That is not how honorifics work.
Apollo: Then how do they work?
Blackquill: To begin with, "-dono" is used to speak respectfully to somebody of the same rank as oneself. The author's use of it in this manner turns it into a grave insult.
the tree gave way and fell down and then he noticed there was a house up there and saw someone in there and justicedono said
"hold it" and touched his bracelet to slow down time and went up to the tree house and took woodsdono out of the tree house and onto fat land.
Phoenix: "Woodsdono"? ...Oh, Juniper.
Apollo: That's not what my bracelet does at all!
Edgeworth: I have been meaning to ask: what does
it do? I had always thought it was a strange fashion statement.
Apollo: It helps me sense nervous tics in people. And it's saved my butt in court more times than I can count.
Blackquill: Your bracelet is deception of the highest order, Justice-dono. A true warrior needs only the blade at his side.
Phoenix: (I'd think that a "true warrior" doesn't need to give the defense an impromptu haircut.)
woodsdono cried and said
"polly" and justicedono said
"junie dont do dangerous things like that" and then they noticed the screams of the other woodsdonos as the tree fell down killing all of them. justicedono fled the scene with woodsdono because being on trial sucks.
Apollo: What's even happening here?!
Edgeworth: It would appear that there are multiple copies of Ms. Woods.
Apollo: But why?!
Edgeworth: I think that by the end of this story, we will have said that more times than Wright has presented his badge.
Phoenix: (Now that's a lot of "whys".)
meanwhile in the republic of zheng fa courtneydono said hello to debestedono.
meanwhile in basequill laytondono and tritondono were trying to solve wheres my village but they had 2 picarats left. blackquilldono abandoned vasquezdono and continued his samurai training so he could beat samuraidono in the twisted samurai marathon. he used takadono as his target and slashed his katana at him with glee.
"you will not leave this contest alive samuraidono" he yelled.
Blackquill: This horrendous caricature of me is the least honorable "samurai" on this side of the Pacific Ocean.
Phoenix: (I think you're the only samurai on this side of the Pacific...)
Apollo: Wait, wait, wait, back it up. Courtneydono? Debestedono?
Edgeworth: Sebastian and Courtney are in this fic?!
Edgeworth: Sebastian Debeste and Justine Courtney--a prosecutor and a judge I met some years ago on an investigation. They were both rather... eccentric.
Edgeworth: Sebastian carries an expandable conductor's baton, constantly declares himself to be "the best", and... is not exactly a... uhm, master, of logic. Judge Courtney, though much more reasonable, carries an expandable gavel almost as tall as she is and considers herself the emissary of the "goddess of law".
Phoenix: You certainly met some colorful characters on those investigations of yours.
back in kingdom of kurain wrongdono was hating life even though he was undead which i guess makes him alive though. paynedono and gumshoedono were treated like kings because they were as they continued their reign of terror across the kingdom with their army of wrongdono.
Phoenix: I'll let Athena know you lost the bet, Apollo.
Apollo: What bet?
Phoenix: The bet about whether fic-me is a robot or a zombie.
Apollo: Since when was that a bet?
Phoenix: Since I made it a bet.
what they didnt no was the plan of TREASON being made agenst them! for you see young bokuto sunamidono the best frend of phoenix wrigtedono was planing a brekout for the ace atorney.
Edgeworth: I believe that "bokuto sunamidono" is intended to be the tour guide you met on your trip to Khura'in.
Phoenix: Oh, Ahlbi. ...He, uh, doesn't exactly seem like the sort of kid to break someone out of prison.
Apollo: You mean "brekout".
"ill save you phoenix wright!" shouted bokutodono
"who was that pal" sad gumshoedono
"never mind lets go back to ruling kurain" said paynedono
speaking of kurain pearl feydono was wondering where mystic mayadono had gone and worried if mr nickdono had sent an assassin after her. feydono then packed her bags, and went on her hunt.
"ill find you mystic maya for mr nick" said pearls.
Phoenix: Pearls thinks I
, of all people, sent an assassin after Maya?
"huff huff huff" said justicedono as he closed the door of the abandoned shed. he looked out the window for police but decided he was fine.
"im fine" he said. de killerdono then knocked on the door.
"want soome icecream" he said then hit justicedono on the nose "thats for betraying me he said and ran away.
justicedono ran after him enraged and woodsdono turned around
"where did polly go" she wondered and left the shed.
Edgeworth: I wonder if the author is aware that de Killer is not actually an ice cream salesman.
Phoenix: He sold ice cream?
Edgeworth: ...During one of my investigations, I met him again; he was undercover as an ice cream vendor.
Phoenix: (Note to self: ask Gumshoe about this later.)
march 21 1:30pm zheng fa
"overruled" yelled courtneydono because debestedono said something stupid. "sebastian ask the nice old woman questions relevant to the pickpocket case and stop asking for a date" said courtneydono
"but courtney" moaned debestedono but courtneydono hit him with her gavel to shut him up.
Apollo: A date?!
Edgeworth: Sebastian is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I somehow doubt he would ask an old woman on a date.
Phoenix: Isn't it usually the old woman who asks the prosecutor out, anyway?
Edgeworth: Do not even allude to her, Wright.
"now listen up son" said womandono because this is relevant to the story. "the boys *static* was stolen by *static*."
Phoenix: Apollo, you were right about the robot, you just had the wrong person.
"hmmmmmmm" said debestedono and then the camera zoomed into him.
victim was a little boy and someone pickpocketed him were his options. he put them together.
"eureka" he said. "the victim was a child and he was pickpocketed. so... he must be an idiot" shouted debestedono.
Edgeworth: Is... is Sebastian actually using logic?
Phoenix: That's "Logic", Edgeworth. You know, that 'magical skill' that impresses Gumshoe so much.
Edgeworth: It's not magic! It's bloody common sense!
Phoenix: Try telling that to the good detective.
"brilliant work sherlock debeste" said courtneydono "now lets bring justice to the criminal for this idiot and the goddess of the law!"
they were characters from investigations 2 if ya didnt know.
Apollo: NOW you tell us.
TO BE CONTINUED
an hey guys wasnt that a funny chapter i wont keep doing the dono thing thogh i know its hilarious but it might get old yno but anyway favorite follow and review 4 more!
Blackquill: That insult to the Japanese language was not in any way "hilarious".