"Nick!! Nick!!! No !!! Please answer me!!!” Maya shouted hysterically, scrambling trying to raise the pole that hit Phoenix. She ignores the fire that blazing bigger behind her. Her hands felt numb and stiff.
Phoenix: Rest in peace, Phoenix Wright. May the Hell of Back Pain treat you kindly.
Edgeworth: What a putrid ending.
Maya: Maybe they’ll find a way to save it somehow?
Edgeworth: Such an assertion is beyond the pale.
"Doctor Edgeworth, Larry !! Help me lift this pole! QUICK!!!!!!!!! "cried Maya.
"Mrs. Fey, keep calm!" exclaimed Dr. Edgeworth.
"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN, DR. EDGEWORTH !!!!!!!! ... NICK NICK ... PLEASE ... Hang on !!!!!!!!! "
Phoenix: Actually, he said “keep calm”, not “calm down”. “Mrs. Fey”.
Maya: Was that part another hypocrite joke? How he screamed “calm down”?
Phoenix: I wish.
"Don’t waste time! Let's lift this pole together!" exclaimed Larry impatiently. "1, 2, 3 !!!!" Together, the three of them lifted the pole, while the fire raged higher. After several tries, they finally managed to get rid of the pole that hit Phoenix. Phoenix seemed already half conscious, his eyes half opened, his whole body full of bruises and scratches everywhere.
Maya: From one hit?
Phoenix: Yeah, one hit from a giant support beam.
Maya: But everywhere?
Phoenix: From one hit from a giant support beam, yes.
Maya: What, do you have experience in getting hit with giant support beams?
Phoenix: No, but I do have firsthand experience in blunt force trauma.
Maya: Oh, yeah. I guess you would know, then, huh?
"C-come on Nick, we have to get out of here," whispered Maya, tried to lift Phoenix, but it just made her fall to the floor.
"Let me do it, Mrs. Fey!" exclaimed Doctor Edgeworth. Doctor Edgeworth raised Phoenix with one movement, and carried him very easily.
Maya: Aw… of course I’m a weakling.
Phoenix: Does this writer like you or really, really dislike you?
Edgeworth: I would assume the former. But I doubt I could say the same for you, Wright.
Maya: Yeah, you’re a bad eater! That’s why I couldn't carry you, too! You’re too heavy from all the vegetables you didn't eat!
Phoenix:......... Edgeworth could carry me.
He buried Phoenix head to his left shoulder. "Mr. Wright, I beg you, hold on! "
Maya stunned, didn’t expect with his body who looked thin, Doctor Edgeworth was very strong.
Phoenix: On the other hand, the writer loves you, Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: It would seem that way.
Maya: I’ve heard you’re pretty popular, Mr. Edgeworth.
Maya: Maybe the “fancy” image resonates with people?
Edgeworth: I would hope it was for my work.
Phoenix: That’s a good one.
"Mrs. Fey, Mr. Butz, you stay behind me! Come on, we have to get out of here!" ordered Doctor Edgeworth. They followed his instructions, and stepped behind Doctor Edgeworth. While half running, Doctor Edgeworth squinting, trying to find a gap to the exit. The fire had spread everywhere, the ceiling of the hospital has collapsed down, making them difficult to move.
Maya: Wouldn’t we just all be dead if the ceiling collapsed?
Maya, Doctor Edgeworth, and Larry began to feel shortness of breath, while Phoenix breath begins sounding dashed.
"AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Phoenix shouted suddenly, makes all of them more frantic.
Edgeworth: What’s the matter, Wright? You sound as if someone made a single decent point against you in court.
Maya: Do you think cancer cells in your body have civil trials over whether the cancer has possession of your cells or not?
Phoenix: Well, they don't have possession. I’ll take that case.
Maya: You have to be a cancer cell! You’re banned from cancer court!
Phoenix: I think someone called me cancerous online once, does that count?
"Mr. Wright???! Your chest pain again????” asked Doctor Edgeworth.
“J-just…l-let..m-me… d-die… d-death…is…n-not… a-anything…compared…t-to…t-this..h-hurt…. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Phoenix: Wow, that is brutal.
Maya: Yeah, I don’t think the story likes you.
Phoenix: “Death is nothing compared to chest pain from a tumor”. I don’t even think that’s possible.
Edgeworth: In all likelihood, this is just you bluffing so that they go on without you.
Phoenix:... I like that idea. That means it’s not true.
"Hold on, Mr. Wright! Stay with us! We'll get out of here!! "
"Look, Doctor! There is a gap there!" exclaimed Larry, pointing to a window that has not been touched by the fire. While avoiding fire spreading, they ran to the window pointed by Larry.
Phoenix: But, aren't you on the top floor!? You’re just going to fall and die!
Edgeworth: I would hope the fire department is already prepared to assist with the evacuation.
Maya: But what if alternate universe Germany doesn’t have a fire department?
Edgeworth: I wouldn’t be surprised in the least.
But suddenly, Maya tripped over a wood and wedged her foot.
Phoenix: A wood what?
Maya: One of those famous hospital woods! You know! Uh... Tiger! Or something!
Phoenix: You wedged your foot in Tiger Woods?
Maya:... Never mind. That sounds really weird.
"HELP! HELP! My legs were wedged!" cried Maya. With horror Larry and Dr. Edgeworth turned. The fire broke out behind Maya, ready to devour her anytime.
Maya: Anytime now! Chop chop!
Phoenix: I really wish the building would just burn down already.
Maya: I want to be devoured by flames! Corpses don't cry every two minutes!
"Doctor Edgeworth! Quickly takes Nick out of here! I must help Maya!” exclaimed Larry.
"But ............ I can’t leave you alone!" cried Dr. Edgeworth.
"Go, I say! GO! GO! Bring Nick!" exclaimed Larry, then push Dr. Edgeworth toward the window he appointed earlier. Doctor Edgeworth staggered, and thrown forward.
Phoenix: He “thrown forward” at what?
Edgeworth: I’m inclined to believe out the window.
Phoenix: Ah, that would make sense.
"DON’T WASTE TIME, DOCTOR!!!SAVE NICK AND CALL FIREFIGHTERS !!!!!!!! ME AND MAYA WILL BE FINE !! "shouted Larry. Doctor Edgeworth nodded, then climbed out the window with carrying Phoenix.
Edgeworth: Well, fire departments exist. Though they apparently need to be called despite the giant smoking building everyone can see.
Maya: Oh, so alternate universe Germany doesn’t have a GOOD fire department.
Phoenix: Sounds right to me.
Edgeworth: I would argue that the main difference in this alternate universe is that all workers do their jobs poorly.
Larry jumped and kicked the wooden that clamp Maya’s legs. "Can you walk, Maya?" Larry asked anxiously.
"I........uggh ..... seems not, Larry... my legs sprained!" complained Maya.
Maya: I sprained my leg? Is that a thing?
Edgeworth: The only mention of “sprained legs” I am familiar with was in the context of animals.
Maya: So I’m an animal, now!?
Phoenix: Are you guys sure this story likes Maya?
Maya: Well, I don’t like it!
"Don’t worry! I will carry you!" said Larry, then lifted Maya, and carrying Maya on his back. With panting breath, Larry tried to run, break through the fire. A pillar almost collapsed again, swiftly Larry leans to dodge. Maya sounds coughed and began to shortness of breath. Larry slipped, then fell.
Phoenix: Are you going to say that every time Larry does something stupid?
Edgeworth: As long as it continues to be accurate, yes.
Maya thrown from his back.
Starting shortness of breath, and started coughing too, Larry regulate his breathing deeply and holding Maya again on his back. By limping, he tried to bring Maya to the window he'd seen. Ignoring the excruciating pain all over his body, Larry ran, then desperate to jump over a raging fire to climb up that window.
Maya: Oh, I think I figured out why I’m so bored. Because there’s more “action”.
Phoenix: I… more than feel the same way.
Successfully. By carefully so as not to hit Maya, Larry climbed out through the window, and up in the hospital grounds. Relieved because managed to escape death, carefully Larry laid Maya who had passed out on the grass.
Phoenix: Wait, the grass?
Maya: I thought we were on the top floor.
Phoenix: I thought so, too. Or, at least close. Now I’m all disoriented. Edgeworth, help.
Edgeworth: Wh-why me!?
Maya: Because you’re good at this kind of thing! Help us!
Edgeworth: Urgh, fine. Hmm… it reads that the two climbed “up into the hospital grounds”. Is it possible there is some sort of hospital grounds on the roof?
Phoenix: Well, that doesn’t help anybody. Now they’re just going to fall to their death when the building burns.
Maya: This is fine.
Phoenix: Maya, it’s not fine.
Maya: Death is better than having a brain that works like the ones in this story do.
The cold night air made him shiver.
"Maya," Larry whispered, trying to wake Maya by patting her cheek softly, "Wake up, please ....... Oh, God…………"
Maya coughed for a moment, then opened her eyes slowly.
Maya: Ooh. I can feel the drama from here.
Phoenix: I cried. Did you cry?
Edgeworth: Please. As if you didn't expect one the most overused fakeouts in recent history.
Phoenix: We’re kidding.
Maya: I heard you got that “Ngoooh” from your dad.
Edgeworth: What!? And who is your source!?
???: I heard it from Uncle Badd!
Edgeworth: Gah! Kay! Stop leaking secrets!
???: That’s my whole job!
"Larry .... Where are we?" asked Maya.
"We're in the hospital grounds, we managed to escape death," said Larry half shivering.
Maya: “Larry, what’s your status?”
Phoenix:: “Colonel? I’ve got Maya Fey here. We managed to avoid burning.”
Maya: “Good job. Get her over to the hospital grounds as soon as you can.”
Phoenix: Ugh. I hate escort missions.
Maya: But it’s okay this time. I’m the escort!
Phoenix: No, Crya’s the escort.
Maya: Wait, no! This is the worst possible escort mission!
"Really? Doctor Edgeworth .......... Nick ............ where are they? "Asked Maya.
Larry shook his head. "They managed to get out ahead of us. Come on, Maya, we have to find them .... You still can’t walk? "
Maya tried to get up, then fell back to the ground. "I- I can’t, Larry. My legs i-it hurts,” complains Maya.
"It's okay, Maya, don’t worry, I will carry you again," said Larry, then carrying Maya again in his back. "Now we must find Nick and Doctor Edgeworth soon."
"La-larry.......w-what happened to Nick’s parents, nurse Ema, and nurse Athena? W-what if they were still inside and b-burned?” asked Maya stammered.
Phoenix: We hardly knew ‘em. All of us. None of us know any of these people, except Ema for, like, three days.
Maya: What about your paren-
Phoenix: My who?
Maya: Oh, yeah, they’re made up.
Phoenix: Also, if they're dead, I win the bet once and for all.
Maya: ! Go, Nick’s parents! Stay alive and go insane!
"I don’t know Maya ... oh, I really hope they will be fine. But it would be very dangerous if we went back inside, "said Larry as he stepped up very quickly. His eyes scanning the hospital grounds, trying to match with the dark of night. What a relief to Larry when he saw a figure wearing a pale blue shirt, looked hobbled carrying a man.
Edgeworth: A relief, is it? Show the readers. A sigh, something. It’s Writing 101, for goodness sake.
Maya: Your complaints are always so sophisticated.
Edgeworth: I have perfectly normal complaints, actually. That you think my comments are “sophisticated” says far more about you two.
Maya and Phoenix: Hey!
"That's them! Doctor Edgeworth! Nick!” exclaimed Larry. Doctor Edgeworth turned, then running toward them.
"You okay, Mr. Butz? Mrs. Fey?" asked Doctor Edgeworth.
"I'm fine, but Maya’s legs sprained, but I don’t think so severe. What about Nick?" asked Larry. Phoenix just moaned in pain to answer.
Phoenix: Sprained. Like a cat.
Maya: I don’t wanna be a cat!
Phoenix: A cat isn’t much different from your normal life, really.
Maya: I’ll take that as a compliment! Because I’m cute, right?
Phoenix: Like, how they’re really lazy. Sitting around all day and eating.
Maya: No! I’m like a cat because I’m cute! Period!
Phoenix: Whatever you say. That doesn't make you less lazy.
Maya: I’ll show you lazy! You haven’t seen the half of it! Or cute! That too!
Phoenix: So you’re saying you aren’t cute, then?
Maya: No, I’m already cute, but you haven’t seen the half of it, either!
Phoenix: I think we’ve lost the cat metaphor somewhere in this.
"Have you call the fire department and the police, Doctor?" asked Maya.
"No, not yet. Thank you for reminding, Mrs. Fey,"said Doctor Edgeworth, then he reached into his shirt pocket to retrieve his cell phone, when suddenly BANG !!!!!!!!!! A bullet hit Doctor Edgeworth right on his shoulder, making him drop Phoenix out of his arms. Doctor Edgeworth gripped his shoulders, looked very painful.
Edgeworth: Hmm. That may be a parallel to Von Karma.
Phoenix: Probably not on purpose.
Maya: It’d be neat, though!
Edgeworth: Why shoot me? Is there even a point to any of this?
Edgeworth: And in regards to narrative relevance?
Maya muffled scream. Larry very shocked. Kristoph appeared from behind the trees, holding a gun.
"You're not going to call anyone before you hand over the phone. Give it to me! Right now!” cried Kristoph.
Phoenix: Not getting caught for whatever’s on that phone is not worth the attempted murder, assault, and arson you just committed in front of, like, six witnesses.
Maya: Yeah, but there’s, like, a LOT of names on that phone.
Phoenix:... How many names could there possibly be?
Maya: A LOT of names.
"No way! Over my dead body, Mr. Gavin!” cried Maya.
"You left me no choice, Mrs. Fey, "said Kristoph cold, then he took a step forward, trying to reach Maya’s pocket. Maya gasped, trying to get away.
Phoenix: You leave me no choice. I am forced to pickpocket you for an item that’s not even yours to begin with and leave you otherwise untouched.
Maya: You’d best say your prayers, Crya!
"Take that, Larry!" cried Maya, then throw the cell phone toward Larry. Larry caught it deftly, and secure it in his pocket.
"Oh, you wanna play games with me? Alright !!!!! "shouted Kristoph, then he took Phoenix who was still slumped on the grass, and carry him. Kristoph then ran with carrying Phoenix.
"HEY !!! WHERE YOU WANT TO CARRY HIM !!!!!!!!!!! "cried Maya.
Edgeworth: This is all very reminiscent of the encounter last chapter.
Maya: But this time he shot you. Do you think in the next loop he’ll shoot me?
Phoenix: Maybe he’ll shoot me.
Edgeworth: Then there would absolutely no chance for you.
Phoenix: Is there even a chance now? It was already really urgent and then I got crushed by pillars.
Edgeworth: Your health is the end goal of the entire story. Killing you would be defying the story itself.
Edgeworth: Regardless of how unrealistic it feasibly could be.
"Come on, we have to pursue him!" exclaimed Doctor Edgeworth, still clutching his bleeding shoulder.
Edgeworth: Just give him the phone! It isn't worth all of this violence! I should at least understand that!
Maya: I think Edgeworth is getting angry again.
Phoenix: Edgeworth, think about… uh… Oldbag’s corpse.
Edgeworth: It concerns me that you think that would make me feel anything positive.
Phoenix: Yeah. Maybe I shouldn't have suggested a person dying was a good thing.
Edgeworth: I was referring to any mention of that woman in any capacity.
"You stay here! I'm going after him! "exclaimed Larry.
"You're crazy, Larry! He'd tear you into two! Let us go after him!"cried Maya.
"You two are injured! You must stay here! "
"NO! Mr. Butz, we'll go with you!" exclaimed Doctor Edgeworth. Larry felt exasperated. The longer they argue, the more harmful to Phoenix.
Edgeworth: Give over the phone! Take a picture of the notes! This is all so unnecessary!
Phoenix: Deep breaths.
Edgeworth: Don't tell me how to breathe!
Phoenix: O-okay. Okay. I’ll leave you to it.
"Fine!! Come on, everybody!” exclaimed Larry, then he, Dr. Edgeworth, and Maya ran after Kristoph. Maya limped behind them.
Maya: So… they are at ground level?
Phoenix: My head hurts.
Maya: Well, you know how it is, Nick! Something about ground floor levels, tele… teleportation… uh...
Eventually they find Kristoph standing in front of a lake. Seeing them come, Kristoph chuckled. His eyes could be seen gleaming creepy, even in the midst of the darkness of night.
Phoenix: Never mind, I won't leave you to this, Edgeworth. Just stay calm.
Maya: I wouldn't wanna be the person that wrote this right now.
"You don’t want to give the cell phone. Well, it's okay. But, I'll throw your darling Mr. Wright into this lake. How, Wright? You're going to sink slowly. A pleasant way to die, isn’t it? You're going to die in the same way as Kristina, "whispered Kristoph.
Phoenix: She threw herself into a lake? That’s not pleasant at all!
Maya: I panic when I accidentally get water in my mouth in the shower! That would be terrible!
Edgeworth: Also, she would float.
Phoenix:... Yes. She would. Wow.
"How, Mrs. Fey? Is my cell phone much more valuable than the life of your darling Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: Especially since the only reason you have the phone is because you found it while robbing a bank to keep me alive.
You don’t want to see me throw him like a balloon into the lake, right? "
Maya: A balloon? Don't balloons float?
Phoenix: So do people.
Edgeworth: So does this writer’s head, considering all the hot air that must be inside it.
Maya: Ooh, I’m writing that line down!
Edgeworth: It’s incredibly context sensitive, but very well.
"Larry... just give the phone…I beg you…...We could not let Nick suffer anymore," Maya whispered. Larry nodded resignedly, and then threw the cell phone. Kristoph catches the cell phone, and smiled triumphantly.
Edgeworth: So this is what they call sanity. I’d almost forgotten.
But suddenly, a man appeared behind Kristoph, and kick Kristoph’s back aloud. Kristoph screams in pain, then fell slowly to the ground, and he release his grip from Phoenix as well as his cell phone.
The man picked up the gun lying on the ground. Apparently he was Mr. Antonio.
Phoenix: And this is what they call insanity!
Edgeworth: Finally emotionally caught up with the rest of us, you two?
"Don’t you dare to scratch the skin of my son a little bit, coward bastard!!" cried Mr. Antonio, then he pointed the gun toward Kristoph’s foot, determined to shoot him.
Phoenix: I know. How much was the bet?
Maya: A million, billion dollars.
Phoenix: Okay. I’ll give it to you in increments of ten dollars an hour, eight hours a day, every day that you come into the office for that amount of time.
Maya: So I’m getting a pay raise!
Phoenix: Oh, also, you’re fired. You’re just on bet money now.
Maya: Well, then it’s just my normal pay! That’s cheating!
Phoenix: So is lying about the winnings.
Maya: Fine, it was 20 dollars.
Phoenix: Welcome back aboard the Wright and Co. Law Offices, Mrs. Fey.
Kristoph rolls to the left, and he missed. Mr. Antonio fired again, and he misses again.
Maya: And then he had a popsicle.
Edgeworth: ...What? What about a popsicle?
Maya: It’s a reference! Keep up with the times!
Edgeworth: I don't know what times to keep up with!
Kristoph’s movement very spry and agile. Kristoph up from the grass, then put his arms around Mr. Antonio’s neck. Mr. Antonio almost choking and suffocation, then Kristoph’s gun out of his hands.
Phoenix: It’s the first sentence all over again!
Edgeworth: I assume you want me to translate?
Maya: Could you?
Edgeworth: Hm… Well… Antonio was clearly being choked, and he… perhaps dropped his gun? I would need to know what happened to the gun first.
Dr. Edgeworth took a step forward, trying to take the gun, but Kristoph faster.
Edgeworth: It appears I was correct.
Phoenix: I have to learn how to use that logic ability.
Edgeworth: It’s not an ability! It’s common sense and deduction!
"Stand back, all of you, cockroaches!" shouted Kristoph, pulling a shot blindly. Larry, Dr. Edgeworth, and Maya looked down, trying to get away. Mr. Antonio, who is still a little suffocated by Kristoph grip, bite Kristoph’s hands hard. Kristoph screams in pain, then releasing his grip from Mr. Antonio and dropped the gun again.
Without thinking, Doctor Edgeworth leaps forward, took the gun and shot Kristop’s feet.
Maya: Can we Kristop reading this?
Phoenix: Only if management Kristops their tortuous behavior.Speaker: The management would like to remind you that slander is not tolerated.
Maya: Kristop it already!Speaker: The management would like to you remind you that you aren't funny.
He managed to shot Kristoph’s knee, making the blonde man fell to his knees slowly to the ground.
Edgeworth: He shot at his foot and hit his knee. Rather poor aim.
Maya: Who is the blonde man?
Phoenix: Kristoph, I guess. I think they’re doing that thing where they stop saying people’s names to make the prose more interesting.
Maya: It didn't work.
Phoenix: Well, that goes without saying, but y’know, I just figured I’d explain.
Doctor Edgeworth stepped in Kristoph’s legs and abdomen, and Kristoph fainted instantly.
Phoenix: Please just be a grammar thing.
Edgeworth: “On” and “in” are very frequently confused in translation from a foreign language.
Maya: That doesn't change that I have to picture it!
Without wasting time, Larry took the fallen Kristoph’s cell phone and put it in his pocket.
Mrs. Samantha, nurse Ema, and nurse Athena emerged from behind the trees.
Maya: Like wood nymphs.
Phoenix: Or cartoon animals.
Maya: Cartoon snakes?
Phoenix: Maybe. Maybe cartoon snakes.
"Mrs. Samantha! Nurse Ema! Nurse Athena! You okay?" asked Maya relief. The three of them nodded slowly.
Maya: Mrs. Samantha has been assimilated. You are all next. Especially you, Nick.
Maya: Obey the overmind!
Phoenix: Ow! What did you jab me in the stomach for?
Maya: I’m injecting assimilation into your bloodstream!
Phoenix: Okay, could you not jab me the next time you want to do a bit?
Maya: Okay. I’ll wait until the bit after next.
"Yes, we managed to escape the flames and Mr. Antonio hid us," said nurse Ema. All of them then went to Phoenix whom limp on the grass.
Phoenix: Hid you where!? Behind a tree!?
Edgeworth: Also, strategically, it would have been wiser to use numbers to apprehend Gavin.
Maya: Ah... wisdom! I remember when that mattered!
"Phoenix! Phoenix! Son, are you okay?” cried Mr. Antonio, approaching Phoenix.
"D-dad ......... agggh… my chest ...... !!!!!! Like exploding ....... "Phoenix replied weakly. Mr. Antonio touching Phoenix forehead and immediately grimaced.
Phoenix: This is how it feels when you jab me in the stomach.
Maya: Don't lie! The punishment for lying is more stomach jabs!
Phoenix: Ow! Knock it off!
"Quickly call firefighters and police, Larry!" cried Maya, holding Phoenix’s hands.
Maya: Have we ever just held hands before in real life?
Phoenix: I think you already know that we haven't.
Maya: Yeah, but, I have to be forgetting something, right?
Phoenix: Oh, because why else would be holding hands in this?
Maya: That’s it!
Phoenix: I think you know the answer to that question, too.
"Calm down, Nick, you'll be immediately operated after we leave from here."
Larry calls the fire department and the police by his mobile phone.
"Yes, please come quickly. Allianz hospital on fire, and we also catch an assassin who makes a mess and almost killing one patient and doctor at the hospital. We also need an ambulance, one of the patients in critical condition and must do surgery soon! Please hurry! "Larry hung up, and come over to Phoenix.
Phoenix: Almost forgot about the ambulance, huh, Larry?
Phoenix: Are you sure you want to say this every time?
Phoenix: Every single time? No exceptions?
Edgeworth: Yes, Wright.
After about nearly half an hour of waiting,
Phoenix: I’m dead! I’m just dead!
Maya: It’s kind of cute. The same bad things the writer didn't think through are happening again right at the end.
Edgeworth: I’d liken it to “sad” over “cute”.
finally the fire trucks and police cars came. They were very surprised with the state of hospitals that have turmoil. Firefighters immediately put out the fire, while police interrogated Larry and Maya, while Phoenix is transported in the ambulance to get first aid.
"Assassin, you say? Didn’t he is the owner Gavin Bank?
Maya: Didn't he is the owner? Well, Nick? Didn't he?
Phoenix: He did was the owner Gavin Bank until he does arrest prisoner prison.
Maya: Shame. Gavin does great man.
Edgeworth:... Are you having a stroke?
Phoenix: I think the writer might be have a stroke.
Phoenix: Was that noise supposed to be a bunch of exclamation points?
Phoenix: I don't know how I got that right. There wasn’t even any context for that.
Maya: That’s because I’ve been figuring out how to make the noise for three paragraphs!
One of the largest banks in the world? asked the police to Larry.
"Yes, officer. Kristoph Gavin is an assassin. All the money he has is a dirty money from killing people! “said Larry.
Edgeworth: I assume he at least runs a semi-competent bank as well. It’s highly unlikely that a single man could gather enough money from assassinations to maintain an entire corporation.
Maya: No, no, no Gavin Bank is secretly a hit organization! It explains everything!
Edgeworth: I… I suppose....?
"Do you have evidence to support your statement?" asked the policeman again.
Phoenix: Oh, NOW the police need evidence before they arrest the suspect.
Edgeworth: Would you prefer him to be arrested on zero grounds but the testimony of a witness?
Phoenix:... Welcome to my life.
Larry nodded firmly, then handed Kristoph’s phone into the police hands.
"Check this phone, officer. Here’s the proof. All records of the transaction, the client who ordered Mr. Gavin to kill, the targets, the victims, and amount of the salaries written very detail in this cell phone.”
The police checked the phone, then nodded. "Thank you very much for your cooperation, Mr. Butz. Bring Mr. Gavin into the police car!” ordered the police to one of his men. The men nodded, then raised Kristoph who were still unconscious into the police car.
Maya: And so, they Kristopped him once and for all.
Phoenix: Ahh... And only seven casualties.
Maya: Seven? I thought it was six.
Phoenix: Well, stubborn boy’s probably going to die, too. Nobody could conceivably survive all of that while being on the verge of death to begin with. Please. For goodness sake.
Larry and Maya sigh of relief, then ran into the ambulance. Phoenix seemed constantly cry in pain, while Mrs. Samantha incessant sobbing.
Phoenix: Hey, good news.
Maya: I’m loving this break! I haven't cried this whole chapter!
Phoenix: I haven't been called a ‘boy’ this chapter, either. This is nice.
Some paramedics also seemed to be cleaning Dr.Edgeworth’s wound.
Maya went inside the ambulance, and gently stroked Phoenix cheek.
Maya: You shouldn't touch the patient like that.
Edgeworth: I would question why a qualified doctor would even let you touch Wright, but I believe we’ve known the reason since the pepper spray incident.
"Doctor Edgeworth, are you still can operate Nick? You get hurt ... "murmured Maya.
Doctor Edgeworth chuckled. "Of course, Mrs. Fey. My wound is not severe. While the condition of Mr. Wright is very severe.
Phoenix: Just because you don't have it as bad as me doesn’t mean you can operate a scalpel with your broken shoulder.
Edgeworth: I should, of course, understand this. *Sigh*
Medics, you can take all of us to the Rechts der Isar hospital now. I had to operate on this boy. "
Phoenix: Any jokes with the hospital name?
Maya: Maybe in Indonesian.
Phoenix: Oh, the jokes could be in Indonesian, you’re right.
Edgeworth: None appear to be in English, at any rate.
Maya:... I just remembered. Whatever happened to Raymond Skeyne?
Edgeworth: I will say, despite everything, I did not anticipate that this story would completely forget about a character’s existence.
Phoenix: Why not? They did it to Pearls.
Edgeworth: I am willing to forgive Pearl's absence, given the alternate universe. Raymond Skeyne was mentioned and given a name and has still not shown up, despite the climax having already ended.
"This boy? Doctor Edgeworth, how old are you?" asked Maya surprised.
Maya: This stubborn boy.
Phoenix: Agh! I thought I could make it through the chapter!
"28 year old, Mrs. Fey. "
"That means .. You’re just a year older than Nick, Doctor!
Nick will be 27 year old in 4 days!” Maya said with a chuckle.
Phoenix: But you’re not a year older than me.
Edgeworth: No, I am not.
Maya: What if the cancer stunted your aging!? And that’s why your age changed!
Phoenix: That’s not how any of that works.
Doctor Edgeworth smiled shyly, and then all of them went to Rechts der Isar hospital.
Arriving at Rechts der Isar hospital...
Without wasting any more time, Doctor Edgeworth, nurse Ema, and nurse Athena immediately brought Phoenix to the operating room. Phoenix condition is very weak, the fever also was very high. Beside his disease, Phoenix condition gets worse with injured because beaten by Kristoph.
Phoenix: Which is why I would definitely be dead.
Edgeworth: This coming from the walking tank of a man.
Phoenix: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Maya, Mr. Antonio, Mrs. Samantha, and Larry waited outside, while pray ceaselessly. They don’t know that there was a tremendous tension in the operating room.
Maya: Sexual tension?
Phoenix: Okay, now I’m praying, too. I hope that isn't what they mean.
Maya: Ah, maybe we finally get a break from being shipped with each other!
Phoenix: If I get Edgeworth, you have to get Larry.
Maya: Uh… wait, come back! Don't die! That CAN'T happen!
In the operating room of Rechts der Isar hospital, Phoenix operation is in progress ...
"Doctor! Mr. Wright’s vital drop! 50 ... 40!” exclaimed nurse Ema.
Edgeworth: And what are those numbers supposed to represent? Percentage?
Maya: You would know if you were a nurse!
Phoenix: And what, you are?
Maya: No. But I would know if I was a nurse!
Phoenix:... What if the writer is a nurse?
Maya: Woah, that would explain everything!
Phoenix: The weirdly in-depth medical knowledge, the obsession with sickfics… huh.
Edgeworth: Or it could just be a person with Google and a fetish.
Maya: That’s no fun, though!
"Damn! The defibrillator, Ema!Quiiickkkk!!!!! "
Edgeworth: Who said that? Me? It had better not be me.
Phoenix: It was me.
Maya: No, me!
Edgeworth: Fine! It’s me!
"Increase the voltage to 250 V !!"
Phoenix: Are the beeps supposed to represent the heart monitor, or…?
Maya: Maybe it’s supposed to be that sound that plays when someone walks into a store.
Maya: No, the beep that plays!
Phoenix: I mean, ca-ching, as in “ca-ching, we’re going to milk this guy for everything we have”.
Maya: That’s… way better than mine, actually.
"It isn’t working, Doctor! He will go to cardiac arrest! Vital down to 30! 20! "
"Raise!!! Raise the voltage more!!!! 500 V!850 V!!!!!!!!We can’t lose him!" exclaimed Doctor Edgeworth, sweat dripping from his forehead.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
"Vital back up, Doctor! 20 ... 40! "
"Add, add more, Ema, Athena!"
"Doctor, the tumor moves again !!!"
Edgeworth: Excuse me, it moved???
Maya: Yeah. Like tumors do. Haven’t you ever seen one of those cancer cartoons?
Edgeworth:... What is a cancer cartoon? Actually, never mind.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
"Vital steady at number 60! Rose again in number 70! "
Doctor Edgeworth sigh of relief. "Let's finish our job and kill this damn tumor!"
4 days later .......
Phoenix: ...That’s the end... of the scene? For four days???
Maya: Nick, stop sweating! You’ll flood the theater!
Phoenix: Four days… for four days…
Phoenix blinked several times. Last night, his chest felt very painful. Like exploding.
Edgeworth: Not last night. It’s been four days.
Phoenix: Four days.
Maya: What’s wrong with four days?
Phoenix: Four days.
But now his chest felt warm and cozy. Where am I? Everything is white ... it felt so calm ... Do I ....... died?
Maya: Well, do you died?
Phoenix: I hope not. That just means death isn't an escape from the story.
Maya: Oh, no! I hadn't thought about that!
Phoenix turned his head. There’s no one ... Could it be that I've been in heaven? It seems yes ... Could it be that figure who wearing a white shirt is an angel?
Edgeworth: Wait, does this story sincerely believe it will fool us into believing you’re dead?
Phoenix: Well, it did trick us into thinking Raymond Skeyne was going to do anything.
Maya: Who? Wait, I remembered, never mind.
"Happy birthday, happy birthday to you, Phoenix Wright ...." There was a birthday chant directed at him. Phoenix is getting confused. Huh? Are the angels celebrating my birthday in heaven? Is there Jesus too?
Maya: Oh, maybe it’s trying to say that your real life is like heaven!
Phoenix: Not in this, that’s for sure.
Maya: But look at your support group! They all love you!
Phoenix: But I hate most of them.
Maya: Feel the love!
Phoenix squinting, trying to sit on his bed. He rubbed his eyes, then blinked a few times. The longer, his blurred vision became clear.
Looks Maya, Dr. Joaquin, Dr. Edgeworth, nurse Ema, nurse Athena, Mr. and Mrs. DeLite, Larry, Mr. Joerg, Pearl, and his parents, standing in front of him, around his bed, holding a large birthday cake with candles forming number 27 on it.
Phoenix: It can't be my 27th if Edgeworth’s already 28! We were in the same grade!
Maya: Maybe Edgeworth flunked?
Edgeworth: Ha. More likely him than me.
Maya: Maybe you skipped?
Phoenix: Ha. More likely him than me.
"Morning, Nick! Finally you wake up too! Happy 27th birthday, Nick!" cried Maya cheerful, then hugged him.
Maya: “I’ve got your suit ready. And your surprise.” At this rate, anyway.
Phoenix: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Even for ship-bait, that’s a little excessive!
Maya: What do you mean?
Phoenix: My parents are in the room, Maya! Not to mention all these other people!
"Huh?" Phoenix asked, confused. "Today is my birthday?? Isn’t it… yesterday just on 3rd? My birthday is a few days away, right? "
"You sleep for 4 days, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: Maybe if they didn't say “four days later” this would’ve been surprising.
Edgeworth: Hmph. As if you expected more.
And finally you wake up on your birthday. Alles gute zum geburtstag, Herr Wright.
Edgeworth: Happy birthday, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: But it’s not my birthday.
Edgeworth: That was a translation.
Phoenix: Oh! Oh. Thanks for remembering.
Sorry, this is all I can give for your birthday." said Doctor Edgeworth, then put a gift package in Phoenix lap.
Maya: I will be adding this to your tab. Alles gute zum geburslag.
Maya: Tomayto, tomahto.
Edgeworth: No. Tomayto, Gerburstag. Geburslag is not a word.
"Sleep for 4 days ?? How can…..? And, uh, thank you very much for the gift, Doctor. No need to bother." Phoenix said with a small smile.
Phoenix: Yes, need to bother! It’s the least you could do after how much you overcharged! What was even different about this surgery than what happens anywhere else!?
Maya: The expensive surroundings make the tumor want to leave so they can swim in the hot tubs, so it’s easier to cut them out!
Phoenix: Oh, so that’s why it moved.
"You've finished the surgery, Nick! That naughty tumor in your lungs is clean now!
Maya: Oh, it’s been so naughty, almost killing you like it did. How naughty.
Phoenix: We should really teach that tumor some manners.
Maya: Naughty tumors and stubborn boys.
We will return to America soon! Happy birthday, Nick! Look, you get many gifts and get well soon cards from your fans and clients!" said Maya while she take bunch of get well soon cards from the surfaces. "Even Winston Payne send get well soon card for you!
Maya: That prosecutor rookies keep beating even though he has a reputation for beating rookies.
Phoenix: Oh, right! Why does he even care? I’ve met him twice.
He says, 'Get well soon, Mr. Wright, your surgery must succeed, otherwise I can't tease you in court again, hee hee hee'
Phoenix: You can't just rearrange the entire world arbitrarily and then keep Payne exactly the same.
Maya: Well, they changed it so you actually recognize him.
Phoenix: Heh. Good point.
...And, This is the gift from me!” said Maya while put another gift package to Phoenix lap and place a kiss on his cheek.
Phoenix:...Well, shit. Or… a nicer word than that one.
Maya: Maybe it’s a good thing that Pearly doesn't exist in this.
Phoenix could feel his face burning.
Phoenix: Yeah, no sh -- uh, dip.
Maya: Maybe Pearly wrote this, actually.
Phoenix: That would explain why it looks like an eight year old wrote it.
Maya: Hey! That’s rude!
Phoenix: I like how you tried to make it seem like you were defending the writer and not Pearls.
"Happy birthday, dear son! This is gift from Mom and Dad. We're glad you're fully recovered soon! We love you very much, Phoenix.” Now Mr. Antonio and Mrs. Samantha’s turn to give their gift package.
"Thanks Mom, thank you Dad."
Phoenix: Thanks for missing a bunch of gunshots and nothing else.
Edgeworth: They were simply here for emotional impact after all. Hmph.
Phoenix jerked his head slightly, then he realized that Mr and Mrs. DeLite, Pearl, also Dr. Joaquin in front of him.
Maya: Wait, Pearl!? Pearly exists!?
Phoenix: WHERE HAS PEARLS BEEN ALL THIS TIME!?
Maya: Ahh… my head hurts…
Edgeworth: Has Pearls been unsupervised for the entire time this story has been taking place?
Maya: Kind of, a little, uh huh.
Phoenix: Aaaaaagh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.
"Pearls? Mr and Mrs. DeLite? Dr. Joaquin?? What are you doing here?" asked Phoenix surprised.
Maya: Some of them are kidnapping little girls, apparently.
Phoenix: Did everyone just forget about her!? What happened to Pearls!?
Edgeworth: There will certainly be an explanation. Remain calm.
Phoenix: Oh, I can’t wait to see this.
"Sure to visit you, Phoenix, boy! Happy birthday!" replied Dr. Joaquin, ruffled Phoenix hair and handed a red package gift to his lap.
Maya: No, no, we are NOT dropping this now.
Edgeworth: Urgh. Could you?
Phoenix realized Dr. Joaquin’s eyes slightly bruised, and one of his hands were bandaged.
"What's wrong with you, Dr. Joaquin? You apparently were not so healthy."
Dr. Joaquin chuckled. "Yes, Kristoph Gavin a little sadistic when I don’t want to tell him where you are."
Phoenix: So Kristoph, despite being my childhood friend, didn't have my doctor’s trust.
Maya: Heh. He just walks up to Ortega and, like, punches him in the nose, and goes “where is he!?”
Phoenix: With very sadistic and cold, no less.
Mentioned of Kristoph’s name made an electric shock to Phoenix. "Kristoph! Where is he? Is he getting arrested?? Maya, you say he is an assassin! I just remembered!
Phoenix: Um… congrats?
Maya: I’ve heard people lose their memory when they have a near death experience. You did, too!
Phoenix: I don't think that’s the right kind of near-death experience.
Maya! Larry! Mr. DeLite! You three robbed Mr. Gavin money for my operation costs! Why did you do it, Maya? Although Mr. Gavin’s money is not clean money, robbing banks is a crime!" cried Phoenix suddenly, and seemed hysterical.
Phoenix: Pretty well-spoken for someone supposedly in hysterics, but, hey, I’ll take the compliment.
Edgeworth: Larry was never mentioned in the conversation in which the robbery first came to your attention.
Phoenix: Psychic powers, too? I’ll take it.
Maya: Hey! That’s my shtick!
Phoenix: I thought your shtick was being a weirdo.
Maya: Hey! Again!
"Hey, hey, calm, Phoenix, calm down!" said Mr. Antonio, pushing Phoenix to lay back.
"How can I calm down, Dad? My three friends become criminal only for my surgery costs!” said Phoenix.
Phoenix: Two friends. Ron’s not my friend. More importantly, Ron is already a thief.
Maya: Larry probably has at least a few misdemeanors, too!
Edgeworth: And more than his fair share of breaking and entering charges.
"Yes, yes, we know, dear. Larry had told everything to us. And Mom and Dad really don’t know how to repay them! If they are not reckless to do the robbery, of course we've lost you!"said Mrs. Samantha. Phoenix gaped in disbelief.
"Mom, Dad! Maya and Larry commit a crime, and you support it?!"
Phoenix: You should’ve robbed Edgeworth’s house.
Maya: Maya Fey, Ace Thief 2! Overpriced Payback!
Edgeworth: Please do not rob me.
"Mr. Nick! How could you say that after Mystic Maya passing all sorts of trouble just so you can recover!" Pearl exclaimed suddenly, then hit Phoenix cheek.
Phoenix: Is that the first thing she’s said this whole time?
Phoenix: We seriously thought that the story wrote her out because of how little she was mentioned.
Maya: I think this is the worst thing yet.
Phoenix: I agree.
Maya: Also, did Pearl watch us kiss?
Phoenix: Oh, no. She did, didn't she?
Maya: Please don't bring it up, please don't bring it up, I do NOT want to see that conversation when I’m like… whatever this is.
"Ouch, Pearl, it hurts!"
Phoenix: You can say that again.
Edgeworth: Wright. Enough.
Phoenix: I’m a little understandably annoyed, if you’ll please let me have this.
"Maya, Larry, and Mr. DeLite will not need to do a robbery if you had not been stubborn and refuses to obey my commands from the first, Phoenix!" Dr. Joaquin attack him too now.
Phoenix: Oh, come on!
Maya: Well, lesson learned! Never be a stubborn boy again!
Phoenix: Never have Pearls go MIA for no reason again.
Maya: Let’s just try to forget about it, okay, Nick?
Phoenix: You mean like the story did about Pearls?
Edgeworth: I fear this may be projection.
Phoenix: And what do you mean?
Edgeworth: Do you know where Pearls is right now?
Phoenix:... Fine. I’ll shut up.
"So, I'm the bad guy? Why all of you against me?" said Phoenix frowning.
"There, there. What is important now, it's all over, and Mr. Wright will make a full recovery soon. Come on, Mr. Wright, blow out the candle and open the gifts!" said Dessie amused.
Edgeworth: Oh, what a pleasant surprise, it’s my favorite way to address plot problems. Dropping the conversation and never talking about it again.
Maya: We should’ve invited Raymond Skeyne.
Phoenix:... Have we talked about him more than the story did?
Maya: I think so?
Phoenix: I don't even remember who he is. I just remember that he vanished.
Dr. Edgeworth took the matches from his pocket and lit candles on the cake. They sang "Happy Birthday" together, then Phoenix blew out the candles with gusto. When Phoenix is finished, they applauded.
"Now, please open the gifts, Mr. Wright, "said Dr. Edgeworth, smiling a little.
Phoenix started to open the gift one by one. First, he opened a gift from Dr. Edgeworth. "Wow," whispered Phoenix, when seeing gifts from Dr. Edgeworth, a black jacket branded Gucci and Rolex watches. "This is incredible, Doctor! Thank you very much!"
Phoenix: Is that going on my tab, too?
Maya: My wallet feels like crying and it’s not even my money.
Phoenix: Seriously, the only reason he could be that rich is if he overcharges! This is not a generous person!
Edgeworth:... I think I now fully understand your pain in the earlier chapters.
Maya: If he hadn't overcharged, we wouldn’t have had to rob the bank.
Phoenix: You could've gotten a loan somewhere else. Oh, and then paid it off with black jacket branded Gucci and Rolex watches.
"You're welcome, Mr. Wright. I’m glad if you like the gift from me, "said Dr. Edgeworth. Phoenix continued opening other gifts. A sports shoe from Maya,
Phoenix: Why would you ever get me that?
Maya: It’s to send a message!
Phoenix: What, that I should spend more time playing sports instead of my actual job?
Maya: If you don't want to get lung cancer again, sure!
a Bayern Munich jersey, his favorite soccer team from his parents,
Phoenix: That seems like too good of a coincidence.
Edgeworth: Nothing is “too good of a coincidence” in your world, don't even start.
a blue notebook from Dr. Joaquin, a pair of blue socks from Pearl, a cap from nurse Ema, nurse Athena, and Joerg, and a leather jacket from Mr. and Mrs. DeLite.
Phoenix: These will all make wonderful regifts, thank you.
Maya: Where did Pearly even have a chance to buy a pair of socks? She’s nine.
Edgeworth: I assume they visited a store of some kind?
Phoenix: I wish I knew what store. So I’d know never to go there for get well soon presents.
Maya: If I get sick, promise you won't get me a soccer jersey.
Phoenix: I really hope you think a little better of me than that. I’d at least get some Rolex watches. After saving up for three years.
Last, Phoenix opened the gift from Larry and immediately winced.
Phoenix: Any guesses?
Maya: A photo album of just him.
Edgeworth: Well, he would.
Phoenix: Okay, photo album of just him it is.
"Larry," says Phoenix, "What is this?"
"It's adorable, isn’t it? I made it by myself for 3 days, when you were sleeping! I'm sure you'll love it!"
Phoenix lifted the gift from Larry, and soon the room was filled with laughter. Gift from Larry is a tie that has been filled with Larry’s photos.
Phoenix:... What does it mean by “filled with his photos”? It’s a tie.
Maya: The photos are… on the inside… for… uh… You can take them out and use the tie as a pocket…?
Edgeworth: It likely means it was made out of his photographs.
Phoenix: Oh! That’s a better gift than all this other stuff, at any rate.
Maya: Does that count as me guessing it right?
Phoenix: Close enough.
"You can wear it while in the courtroom, Nick! The tie was unbeatable, because I made only one! Tie like this is the only one in the world!"
"The judge will question my sanity if I'm wearing a ridiculous and tacky tie with full of your photos in courtroom, Larry!” said Phoenix, half irritated, half amused. Unexpectedly, Larry immediately bursts into tears.
Edgeworth: Incredibly expectedly.
Maya: What’s with all the Larry hate, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I had the misfortune of seeing him the other day. That’s all.
Maya: It must have had, um... a powerful effect on you.
Edgeworth: It never fails to.
"Nick, you jerk! Jerk! I make it with all my heart! I make it as a symbol of our friendship! I made it so that you will always remember me… But you even call it tacky! You hurt me, Nick!” roared Larry as he sobbed.
"Nick, you make Larry cry! However, if it’s not because of him, you will not be cured!" cried Maya, slapping Phoenix hands
Phoenix: Are you really siding with Larry?
Maya: Well, would you side with stubborn boy?
Phoenix: Probably not, no.
"Ow! Larry, really, I don’t mean to hurt you. Forgive me. This is great, Larry, really! Now, don’t cry. Thank you so much for everything, buddy!” said Phoenix while hugging Larry.
Larry hugged Phoenix back, and wiped his eyes. "Okay, Nick. Then, if I’m accused of killing again, I don’t need to pay if you were my attorney, okay? I already pay you with that tie! "
Phoenix: I don't think he’s ever been that blatant of a cheapskate.
Edgeworth: Really, Wright?
Edgeworth: You maintain this opinion even after he refused to pay you his legal fees?
Phoenix: He’s not BLATANTLY a cheapskate. That’s the difference.
"Hey! No way! I also need to eat and have bills to be paid, you know!" said Phoenix annoyed, then hit Larry with his pillow. The room was immediately filled with cheerful laughter.
Maya: Maybe less money will get you to eat better!
Phoenix: Isn't health food more expensive?
Maya: Uh… is it?
Phoenix: Uh… now I’m not sure.
Edgeworth: It is.
Phoenix: Oh, thanks, Edgeworth.
One week later…….
Phoenix: We don't have money to stay in Germany for two weeks.
Maya: We do after you sold your black jacket branded Gucci and Rolex watches.
Phoenix: Thanks for the present, doctor!
Today is the last day Phoenix was in Germany. After doing some tests, and rechecking to ensure that his lungs had been completely clean, Phoenix allowed to return home. Phoenix feel happy and sad. Glad that he had completely healed, and going back home, but also sad because it will be goodbye to Doctor Edgeworth.
Phoenix: I think I’d be perfectly happy not to see him again, to be honest.
Edgeworth: Am I to take that as a personal insult?
Phoenix: Well, would you overcharge people for a medical treatment you monopolized?
Edgeworth: Certainly not.
Phoenix: Then there’s the answer for you.
For him, Dr. Edgeworth is a very pleasant man, and also a meritorious person for him. Doctor Edgeworth, who saved him from the fire, and Doctor Edgeworth, who also throw his illness.
Maya: “Throw his illness”. That’s a new one.
Phoenix: He threw it like he throws his prices. Into the stratosphere.
The day before his return to America, Dr. Edgeworth invites him, Maya, Mrs. Samantha, Mr. Antonio, and Larry walk around Munich. Phoenix constantly being chased by fan girl who asked for his autograph during walking around in Munich, which he gave gladly.
Phoenix: Pearl’s gone again.
Maya: Maybe she can teleport!
Phoenix: What? With what?
Maya: A time machine!
Phoenix: But that’s not what time machines do.
Maya: Time machines always teleport! Think about it! Otherwise you’d just be in the middle of outer space because the Earth’s not there any more!
After completion helps Phoenix packed his suitcase and belongings, Doctor Edgeworth, nurse Ema, and nurse Athena escorted Phoenix to the airport. Before entering into the plane, Phoenix hugging Dr. Edgeworth.
Maya: Now kiss!
Phoenix: He probably charges by the glob of saliva, let’s not.
Maya: Do you think he’s one of those scam prostitutes that doesn't tell you that he’s a prostitute until after the fact and then says “that’ll be $250,000”?
Edgeworth: What in the world is this conversation even supposed to be about?
"Thank you so much for everything, Doctor Edgeworth. Thank you for saving my life. "
"You're welcome, Mr. Wright. Good to see you make a full recovery. This is not goodbye, this is see you in years, "said Dr. Edgeworth as he hugged Phoenix back.
Phoenix: After “years”, what’s the point, really? We paid him and he operated on me. It’s not like we’re friends.
Maya: Destiny! Uh… fates intertwined! All that poetic stuff.
Phoenix: But this is just some random surgeon in this universe. Some random greedy surgeon.
Phoenix off his arms of Doctor Edgeworth, then hugged nurse Athena and nurse Ema.
"Thank you very much also for everything, nurse Ema, nurse Athena. Thanks for the tasty hospital food.”
"You're welcome, Mr. Wright. You must promise, you’ll write e-mail to us often!" said nurse Ema and nurse Athena simultaneously.
Maya: Our next correspondence will activate your programming. Do not resist.
Phoenix: Could you leave my abdomen out of this?
Maya: The assimilation has already been injected. Do not resist.
Phoenix: Nah, I think I’ll resist.
Maya: More assimilation is required!
Phoenix: Ah! Uh… obey the overmind?
Maya: No assimilation is required.
Phoenix: Somehow, you managed to actually scare me while doing that.
Maya: Should I write a scary movie?
Phoenix: Only if you set up the seats to jab everyone in the stomach.
Phoenix off his arms from nurse Ema and nurse Athena, and Dr. Edgeworth hug him again. Dr. Edgewort patting and stroking Phoenix back gently.
Maya: Are you sure only his back?
Phoenix: What do you me- oh. Ew.
Maya: Oh, I get it. It’s supposed to be a trick! It looked like I was going to get you, but now I get Larry and you get Mr. Edgeworth!
Edgeworth: What do you mean, “get me”?
Maya: That’s not a no!
Edgeworth: I have no interest in romance. That should have been incredibly clear from the outset.
Maya: What about one-night stands?
Phoenix: Why is a one-night stand any better?
"Take care of yourself and your health, Mr. Wright. Mrs. Fey, Mr. Butz, you have to watch him.”
"Of course, Doctor!" answered Larry and Maya together.
"Phoenix, come on! The plane will take off soon!" said Mrs. Samantha. With a heavy heart, and a little reluctant,
Phoenix: Remember, people don't think in this universe. They don't get why Dr. Edgeworth is probably a really bad human being.
Edgeworth: Excuse you.
Phoenix walked into the plane, and sat next to the window. Phoenix waved his hand, which was answered by Dr. Edgeworth, nurse Ema, and nurse Athena from a distance, the longer, they become smaller, and disappeared from Phoenix sight.
"Thank you, Doctor Edgeworth. Thank you for everything. Till the day we meet again.” whispered Phoenix.
Maya: “I can’t wait for the day we finally get to go to town.”
Edgeworth: Must you continue to say things like that?
Maya: I have to. It’s the natural flow of the cosmos!
The plane takes off, and he returned to America.