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Author:  Skittlemask [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 12:59 am ]
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You must've missed her first sporking, it was the one where Klavier steals Ema's memo pad and she has to kiss him to get it back
Author:  WhatTheWhat [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:01 am ]
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Skittlemask wrote:
You must've missed her first sporking, it was the one where Klavier steals Ema's memo pad and she has to kiss him to get it back


Ohthankgodidonthinkherememberseither.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:03 am ]
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Huh?
But wasn't that sporking of Leapin' Logic her first one?
I'm confused...

Also, thonl is a word now?
Author:  AireyVerkhovensky [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:08 am ]
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It was a good sporking apart from the points already mentioned. Are you the one I messaged to coordinate with Halloween Special costumes on, though...?
Author:  WhatTheWhat [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:08 am ]
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Oh my god I ranked up and I didn't even notice.

Hooray for commitment!

*squeal*

Have my favorite characters! :franny: :godot: :trucy: :hobohodo: :eh?: :apollo: :ron: :edgey: :klavier: :kristoph: :payne:

Edit: Oh and yes. Yea I was.
Author:  Skittlemask [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:09 am ]
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Oliver wrote:
Huh?
But wasn't that sporking of Leapin' Logic her first one?
I'm confused...

Also, thonl is a word now?


No... That was GyakutenShaiban. Now you're confusing me, Oliver. :meekins:

Also, no. You'll have to deal with the mangement's computer on your own, buddy.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:10 am ]
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Oh.
I...I don't know anymore.
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!



Why can't you help me?
The seats in the sporking theater are so comfy! If they find out that I spilled water on their computer I'll not be allowed in to sleep on their seats anymore!
Author:  WhatTheWhat [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:12 am ]
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Have fun sleeping on the floor with the doll.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:14 am ]
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That doll's my best friend.

Well, except when it sends me to hell.
Or chops off my limbs.
Or tries to strangle me.
Or tries to drown me.
Or makes me do those "things".
Author:  AireyVerkhovensky [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:17 am ]
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Oliver wrote:
That doll's my best friend.

Well, except when it sends me to hell.
Or chops off my limbs.
Or tries to strangle me.
Or tries to drown me.
Or makes me do those "things".

Why don't you show us on the doll where the doll touched you? The... other doll, I mean.
Author:  Skittlemask [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:17 am ]
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Oliver wrote:
Why can't you help me?
The seats in the sporking theater are so comfy! If they find out that I spilled water on their computer I'll not be allowed in to sleep on their seats anymore!


Hmm, fine. I'll help you buy a new one and we can replace it without them noticing :)

WhatTheWhat wrote:
Ohthankgodidonthinkherememberseither.


She, actually. And trust me, I remember eveeeerything. Just chose not to bring it up, for your sake.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:19 am ]
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AireyVerkhovensky wrote:
Oliver wrote:
That doll's my best friend.

Well, except when it sends me to hell.
Or chops off my limbs.
Or tries to strangle me.
Or tries to drown me.
Or makes me do those "things".

Why don't you show us on the doll where the doll touched you? The... other doll, I mean.

*touches throat, limbs and... Other parts*

Skittlemask wrote:
Oliver wrote:
Why can't you help me?
The seats in the sporking theater are so comfy! If they find out that I spilled water on their computer I'll not be allowed in to sleep on their seats anymore!



Hmm, fine. I'll help you buy a new one and we can replace it without then noticing :)

Yay!

Skittlemask wrote:
WhatTheWhat wrote:
Ohthankgodidonthinkherememberseither.


She, actually. And trust me, I remember eveeeerything. Just chose not to bring it up, for your sake.

You didn't tell anyone until I asked because none can resist my charm.
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:24 am ]
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I just thought I'd introduce myself around her. I promise I'll try and be helpful, but I'm not very well versed in being in character for AA, so I'll mainly lurk and offer fanfics to spork.

But hi, everyone.

Edit: I offer this fanfic as a sacrifice. It's not too bad, but it's creepy as heck: http://archiveofourown.org/works/172345 ... rs/3673448
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:26 am ]
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Welcome to Sporking Theater inc.
You have been assigned the job fic finder.
This can be changed if you so choose. :edgey:
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:35 am ]
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Ah yes, thank you for bestowing this upon me, ye old part master of this thread.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:37 am ]
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FeenieJustice wrote:
Ah yes, thank you for bestowing this upon me, ye old part master of this thread.

Oh God...
I... Am master of some of the sporks.
I am forcing innocent people to do things against their will...
Should I... Change that?


Pfft, nah. That's fuckin' dumb.
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:39 am ]
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Oliver wrote:
FeenieJustice wrote:
Ah yes, thank you for bestowing this upon me, ye old part master of this thread.

Oh God...
I... Am master of some of the sporks.
I am forcing innocent people to do things against their will...
Should I... Change that?


Pfft, nah. That's fuckin' dumb.

Gee, I know I'm going to have a lot of fun on this thread.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:41 am ]
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Oh yes, you will.
This is a place of wonder, dreams and happiness.
Oh, also torture. :karma:
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:44 am ]
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Oh I know. Oh, yes I know.
I have seen the horrors of this thread before.

I'm not sure I'm prepared, unfortunately.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:45 am ]
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FeenieJustice wrote:
I'm not sure I'm prepared, unfortunately.

My response
Author:  WhatTheWhat [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:50 am ]
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I stick razors in your candy.

Welcome lurker, you are now Robin jr.! Oliver, show him the benefits of the sporking community.

Btw Oliver is just the janitor. Airey is Queen, Rubia is management.
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:52 am ]
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS-...
I wasn't supposed to be singing along? Oh, okay.
Welp.

Also, dear, I am of the female gender.
Robin Junior is a cool name, though.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:52 am ]
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You newbies gotta stick together.
Train under me, The Worlds Stupidest Sporker! :edgey:
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:57 am ]
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Train for what? Being in character? Haha, headcanons melted all of my characterization.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:00 am ]
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Same here.
My head canon is this...
Edgeworth is an asexual alien from Space Australia who came to Earth to destroy mankind.
But then Batman stopped him, and sent him to Gregory.
Oh, also his hair is a wig.


Or maybe I don't actually believe in that headcanon, who knows?
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:02 am ]
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That is my new favourite headcanon. That's great.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:05 am ]
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Of course it is! :edgey:
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:07 am ]
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Oliver wrote:
Of course it is! :edgey:

It's right next to the headcanon that Larry is Solomon Starbuck.

That actually exists.

It's kind of funny.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:10 am ]
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Larry IS Solomon Starbuck.
And Solomon Starbuck is a space pirate.


WhatTheWhat wrote:
Oliver is just the janitor

I didn't read this before.
Fuck you. :edgeworth:
XD


Rubia isn't the management, we're ALL the management.
I'm simply the best management, you're just jealous. :godot:

Even the sporkers love Oliver, he's so radical.
Also I'm a kid, how can they resist my cuteness. :regina:
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:12 am ]
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*stares at all the guests*

Well then.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:13 am ]
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Anywho, we've gotten so far off-topic, even I've noticed. XD

Let's just stop talking now, 'kay?
Author:  FeenieJustice [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:17 am ]
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Mk, goodnight, dear.
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:37 am ]
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Jesus, what has happened to this thread?

Ah. Welcome to the Sporking Theater, FeenieJustice (or would you prefer your new nickname as Robin Jr.?). Thank you for your sacrifice and it will be thrown into the pile with the rest of the sacrifices awaiting slaughter.

...Though I am the primary manager, it often feels like I'm a babysitter in this thread. This is uncomfortable, just a little.
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:42 am ]
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
...Though I am the primary manager, it often feels like I'm a babysitter in this thread. This is uncomfortable, just a little.

Well, we need someone to make sure I don't burn this thread to the ground.
Author:  WhatTheWhat [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:45 am ]
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....We are literally being raised by wolves.

Well if you guys are Batman, the Joker, Robin jr., The janitor Harley Quinn and stuff.

I am Ironman.

Cuz Ironman.
Author:  AireyVerkhovensky [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:47 am ]
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FeenieJustice wrote:
I just thought I'd introduce myself around her. I promise I'll try and be helpful, but I'm not very well versed in being in character for AA, so I'll mainly lurk and offer fanfics to spork.

But hi, everyone.

Edit: I offer this fanfic as a sacrifice. It's not too bad, but it's creepy as heck: http://archiveofourown.org/works/172345 ... rs/3673448

Kinda late to the party but thank you for your sacrifice! That is actually the exact fic that I've referenced a kajillion times ever since I started sporking Law Plus Chaos! I found a partial copy on the kink meme, but I was starting to think I would never find the full one on AO3 again since I didn't remember the title... :oops:
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:48 am ]
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WhatTheWhat wrote:
The janitor Harley Quinn

Bitch, I'm fuckin' Lucas.
Why?
BECAUSE FUCKIN' LUCAS!
Image
Author:  WhatTheWhat [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:23 am ]
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Oliver wrote:
WhatTheWhat wrote:
The janitor Harley Quinn

Bitch, I'm fuckin' Lucas.
Why?
BECAUSE FUCKIN' LUCAS!
Image


Too evil. Sorry bud!
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:26 am ]
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WhatTheWhat wrote:
Oliver wrote:
WhatTheWhat wrote:
The janitor Harley Quinn

Bitch, I'm fuckin' Lucas.
Why?
BECAUSE FUCKIN' LUCAS!
Image


Too evil. Sorry bud!

We're all evil here.
I'd say I'm the least evil though. :edgey:
Fine, I'm Piccolo.
Image
Author:  Oliver [ Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:36 am ]
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Holy crap it was annoying finding these fics, my internet was like a snail.

I found this fic (It's Spanish) I'm not 100% sure what it is, but it seems to ship Apollo and Kristoph.
Maybe it'd be good for a punishment sporking if he ever gets one?

There's this fic about Apollo apparently being sent to "Gyakuten Saiban Academy" by Zak and Thalassa...
And apparently some characters work at this school? Including Shelly de Killer?
Yeah, it'll be enjoyable to read being sporked.

Have you ever wanted to be able to read Mr Edgeworth like a book?
It's a reader-insert thingy majiggy which I don't get because I'm dumb.
Honestly, I only linked it to say "Read Mr Edgeworth" XD
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