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Author: | Reznov877 [ Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:32 pm ] |
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Wow... That authors note was a little too serious for my mood right now. Anyway, I respect your opinion on not sporking it. (Goes back in hiding) |
Author: | Ana R. [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:17 pm ] |
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This guy has to be a troll... ignoring the grammar and lack of punctuation, there's also the fact that Maya gets replaced by Trucy when the trial begins. Did Phoenix sleep for 8 years?! And did the court wait for him? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12275933/1 ... out-Escape |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:18 am ] |
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'alright I'll ttake ur case-whoops I'm disbarred brb ' After eight freaking years 'yeah I got u off huzza ' |
Author: | Mornal [ Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:24 pm ] |
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If nobody else is taking it, I think I'll be sporking Turnabout Professor/Escape/Whatever it's called. |
Author: | Reznov877 [ Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:46 am ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: 'alright I'll ttake ur case-whoops I'm disbarred brb ' After eight freaking years 'yeah I got u off huzza ' I shed a tear, that was the best wrighting I have ever seen. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Dec 18, 2016 3:57 am ] |
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yw |
Author: | Alicewright [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:22 am ] |
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Hey guys, this is my first sporking. Feel free to bash on me, I'm kinda unsure of this one. But anyway, I present: Pheonix Wright Ace War One Sahwit: This fic is intentionally a trollfic, so that explains the nature of this fic. It doesn't make it any better, though. Author: IAmAWrighter Original fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12277095/1/Phoenix-Wright-Ace-War And here come our sporkers! Phoenix Wright! yawn.... Miles Edgeworth! Management, what is the meaning of this? Franziska von Karma! You foolish fools better have a reason for wasting my time! (whipcrack) And Maya Fey! Come on guys, wake up! (We begin in the sporking theater, where our sporkers await the film to start) Phoenix: Yawn....can someone tell me why we're here in the middle of the night? Edgeworth: I have been informed that the management ran into issues regarding this theater, so they had to reschedule the sporking. Phoenix: Couldn't they just have us do this tommo-(whipcrack) yeouch! Franziska: Keep your foolish thoughts to yourself! Speakers: Are you guys done yet? Dosen't matter, we're starting. Quote: Phoenix Wright: Ace War, by Wrighter Phoenix: Very funny, author. Edgeworth: The spelling is in order, at the very least. (Crosses arms) Franziska: I doubt that will last. Quote: Phoenix Wright was resting at home "Hey Maya when's the next murder happening" said Phoenix "I don't know why are you asking" "Because we need money" Franziska: Does this author have a phobia of periods?! Edgeworth: Wright, please tell me that you work harder than this. Phoenix: Of course I do! (Okay, how did he know?) Maya: Yeah, yeah. Quote: Maya picked up the phone "Hey Gummy whens the next murder happening?" "Now" said the phone Edgeworth: Even though Gumshoe is a detective, he can't tell when a murder case will happen. Maya: Yes he can! He just has future vision! Phoenix: Maya, that's probably not the ca-(whipcrack) yeouch! Franziska: What a foolish idea. There is no such thing as future vision, and that's that! (whips Phoenix again) Phoenix: (Oww... my poor arm...) Quote: And then the house blew up! They barely got out alive... They climbed out of the dirty rubble and coughed three times before looking up to the shining sun and saw a shadow over them Phoenix: What action! Edgeworth: If a person was to attempt murder, blowing up the victim's house would be the least expedient way to do it. Maya: ...So the house is the murder victim? Quote: "ha ha ha" laughed the dark fat little kid with fat cheeks and fat stomach and fat hands All: ... Franziska: (screen whip) The foolish fool who wrote this foolish fan fiction should be foolishly ashamed! Does this author not understand what they wrote?! Edgeworth: It is most likely a mistake, but it certainly doesn't make it less offensive to some. Quote: he is the fat little child that is Barry Lawn Franziska: Barry....Lawn? Maya: Oh, I know! He's the one who wrote Larry's children's story! Edgeworth: We don't need to remember that fanfiction. Phoenix: Agreed. Quote: Barry jumped into the sky and flew away, because troll fic logic. (Faint rumbling can be heard in the distance.) Speakers: Oh no. Quick! Get the bricklayers!But sir, the fourth wall is due for a remake today....That doesn't matter! Fix it, quick! All: ... Edgeworth: It seems that even the author admits that this fanfiction is wasting our time. Maya: Keep going, author! Maybe the management'll run out of money fixing the fourth wall so they can't torture us anymore! Speakers: You wish. Sir, the situation is dire! I don't care, just fix it and leave me alone! Quote: "What why is he declaring war on us" said Maya Maya: Good question. Phoenix: Wasn't Barrylawn trying to murder us? Edgeworth: It's both. It's simply because the author doesn't see the contradiction between the two sentences. Franziska: (screen whip, looks confused) Maya: Hey, no electric shock? Phoenix: Maybe it's because the management needed more power to fix the fourth wall? Franziska: (whips screen again, gets shocked) OW! Speakers: Haha. Got you. Franziska: (mutters angrily under her breath) Quote: "Hes a troll Maya, they are the dirt of the world, so they are doing it for rights, rights they do not deserve" said Phoenix stepping on the dirt so Barry knows his place (it's a metaphor) Edgeworth: That is not a metaphor, author. Franziska: (goes into a whipping frenzy) OWWWWWW! Speakers: Any attempt to damage the sporking theater's screen will be punished, you should know this already. Phoenix: (Ow. That looks pai- (whipcrack) Yeouch! Franziska: I might not be able to whip the screen, but I can still whip you, Phoenix Wright! Phoenix: What did I do?! Quote: ===AT THE BARRY LAIR=== (A/N I am SO sorry for that stupid Barrylawn reference) (The rumbling in the background is still faint, but growing louder) Speakers: I asked you to fix a simple wall and you failed?! No, sir, it's just that as soon as we fixed the wall it started falling apart again.... That is not a excuse! Fix this immediately or you're fired! Yes, sir.... All: ... Maya: ....So, since when did Barrylawn get a secret lair? Edgeworth: It's best not to question it, Ms. Fey. Quote: Barry was sitting on his golden throne with wings drinking wine in the air Phoenix: What? Wings can drink wine? Maya: Maybe it's a person named Wings? Edgeworth: I believe the fic is trying to say that Barrylawn was sitting on a golden throne with wings, drinking wine in the air. Franziska: This is precisely why commas are necessary! (whipcrack) Maya: Since when did chairs have wings and fly? Phoenix: They can in the Barrylawn!verse! (cricket noises) Maya: That's just sad. Quote: "digertz" said Lawn and Dr Digertz came "What u want pal" said Dr Digertz Phoenix: Who's Dr. Digertz? Maya: Maybe he's Detective Gumshoe. I mean, he's the only one who really says "pal" on a regular basis, right? Speakers: DrDigertz is a fanfic writer. Sir, the fourth wall is collapsing, fast! Fix it or you're all fired! (Gulp) Yes, sir.... Maya: We're not going to spork his fanfics, right? Speakers: Maybe. Maybe not. Quote: "we are going to war, summon... our weapon." "OK pal" said Dr Digertz Phoenix: If I was going to "summon" a weapon and use it for war, I wouldn't say it out loud, even if it was my sidekick. Maya: Hey! I'm a human being too! Phoenix: ... Quote: Digertz went to his lab and opened the bed, and inside it was Kek Owens the demon they will use to destroy Phoenix Wright Maya: A demon? Nick, run! Phoenix: Who puts a demon in a bed? And why would anyone name one? Edgeworth: Based on how this fanfiction is going, I would presume that Kek Owens is another fanfiction writer. Franziska: We're halfway into the fic and this foolish fool of a author hasn't used a single period! (whipcrack) Maya: Come on, Nick, Mr. Edgeworth, we have to run! Speakers: The management would like to remind Maya Fey that running from the sporking theater at anytime is forbidden. Maya: But Kek Owens is gonna destroy us! Edgeworth: We don't have to run, on the basis that demons don't exist. Quote: Phoenix got back into his blue bed "Wow, I can't believe that just happened" He turned around and went to sleep Phoenix: But I thought my house was destroyed..... Maya: I knew it! This universe has the ability to fix things automatically! (whipcrack) Ow! Franziska: What a foolish idea. Edgeworth: Wright, don't tell me you didn't even call the police after your house was blown to smithereens. Phoenix: That's not me up there! That's fic!me! Quote: In his dream, he dreamt about Edgeworth (A/N I am a PhoeniXEdgeworth! XDXDXD) He dreamt about Edgeworth as a knight coming to him, which was when he woke up and saw Edgeworth really was coming to him Edgeworth: ... Maya: PhoeniXEdgeworth? Franziska: (screen whip) Only a foolish fool of a author would write something as foolishly foolish as this! (whips screen several more times, gets shocked) OWW! Phoenix: No, author, no. You are not going to- (The rumbling in the background continues to get louder) Speakers: Mayday, Mayday! Everyone, man your stations, immediately! All: ... Quote: "Edgeworth what are you doing in my home" said Phoenix "And why are you wearing armor" "Because were going to war" said Edgeworth Phoenix and Maya: start laughing Franziska: Starts muttering to herself (I am a von karma, I will keep calm...) Edgeworth: Nngh! (My truth bar...) Quote: "Wait what" that fat dirty boy was serious?! Phoenix: Nobody say anything. Everyone else: Agreed. Quote: "You are a man Phoenix, you have to go" Edgeworth threw a spear and a shield and a helmet at Phoenix and he put them on They both went to the battle field and made their battlecries Franziska: I am perfectly capable of fighting myself, you foolish author! (whipcrack) Phoenix: Ow! Why me?! Maya: Because you're a man, Nick! Edgeworth: Wars don't start like that, author. Quote: "Barry Lawn and other people of the dirty region" shouted Edgeworth "We will not go quietly, where are your men" "we don't have men pal" said Digertz "but we DO have a WOMAN" Franziska: (whipcrack) Miles Edgeworth! The von karma line does not shout such foolishly foolish words! Edgeworth: No, author, no. (puts head in hands) Speakers: The management would like to remind Miles Edgeworth that he is to look at the screen at all times or suffer the consequences. Edgeworth: Nngh. Quote: Then Kek Owens appeared in the middle of the field They all charged, but she blew all their heads off Edgeworth: And everyone died. The end. Quote: The only exception was Phoenix, he was hiding behind a rock scared of the witch. But when she turned, he got his chance and hit her in the back with the spear Maya: Yay, author! You finally used a period in this fanfic! Phoenix: A witch? I thought she was a demon. Franziska: Another testament to this author's foolish ignorance. (whipcrack) Quote: He charged into the castle and arrested Barry Lawn "Ha ha, no more writing for you" said Phoenix He threw him in jail and prepared himself for the trial Phoenix: I'm pretty sure that only the police are allowed to arrest and throw people in jail. Maya: Yeah, and how did you know there would be a trial, Nick? Edgeworth: Because there are trials for war crimes, Ms. Fey. Quote: Eventually the trial happened Franziska: Obviously. (whipcrack) Quote: "Court is in session" said Judge "I am ready" said Prosecutor Phoenix "Wright what your supposed to be defense" Maya: Nick! Did you forget what my sister taught you? To always believe in your client? Phoenix: No, I didn't! But... this does sound kind of like that one fanfic in which DL-6 never happened and I became a prosecutor..... (The rumbling in the background is now highly audible) Speakers: Aargh! Everybody run! None of you are running! Fix this wall immediately! But sir... I don't want to hear it! Fix it NOW! All: ... (The management comes back) Speakers: Phoenix Wright, you do not want to make us mad. Phoenix: ... Edgeworth: ...I fear for your safety, Wright. Franziska: Thank you for pointing out something completely obvious to all of us. Here, have this whip. (whipcrack) Edgeworth: Nghoooooh! Quote: "No, none would defend this worthless life" said Phoenix "Barry Lawn, I charge you with being a troll fic author and killing people, do you deny these charges" "no" said Barry "WAIT I MEAN- "So as you can see Your Honor" said Phoenix and he turned a bit before pointing "Barry is the killer" Edgeworth: This is not a war crimes trial, author. And all trials must have a defense attorney! Maya: Nick, you're cruel. Phoenix: Well, he IS a badfic writer, but I would still defend him. Quote: "NOOO U CANT PROVE I KILLED THE VICTIM IN TURNABOUT ESCAPE" Phoenix: But you just said you did. Quote: "But you just said you did" said Phoenix Maya: Echo! (whipcrack) Ow! Franziska: Let's move on. Quote: "NOOOOO" screamed Barry "I-IM JUST STUPID" he was forced to admit Edgeworth: At the very least, the caps lock abuse isn't as bad as the last one. Franziska: That is not a excuse, Miles Edgeworth! (whipcrack) Edgeworth: Nghoooooh! Quote: But the court arrested him anyway and he was carried away kicking screaming and crying Maya: That's real mature. Phoenix: (Says the person who begs me to buy her a burger every day.) Quote: "Thank you for saving us from that little scrub Phoenix" said everyone "Your all welcome" said Phoenix Edgeworth: Then he saved everybody by illegal means by prosecuting a case with no defense attorney. Quote: The end All: Yay! (The lights turn back on as all of our sporkers except Franziska yawn) Phoenix: What time is it anyway? Edgeworth: I would say around 1:30 in the morning. Franziska: Management! You have wasted my time and you WILL pay! (whipcrack) Speakers: Go ahead and try. Franziska: Grr..... Maya: Nick, I'm hungry, buy me a burger. Phoenix: Sigh..... (And so, our sporkers leave the theater, ready for another day) Speakers: Have you fixed that wall yet? Not yet.... Then hurry up! NOW! Yes, sir... (I'm glad I don't have to help with that.) Speakers: Narrator, you are still under our command. We will make you help repair the fourth wall if you say another word. (I'll be good.) Yay! You made it to the end! Have a Dahalia On second thought...... never mind. Tell me how I did.....Please? |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:52 am ] |
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Good grief,they added an addendum in the fix saying that they aren't a troll. This is crazy,man. ALSO DONT YOU DARE HURT BARRYLAWN Oh yeah,the sporting itself was good. It had a few giggly moments. |
Author: | Alicewright [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:59 am ] |
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Ahahaha yeah. Could you tell me if everybody was in character? I'm working on another one and I want it to be as good as possible. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:27 am ] |
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Yeah,they all were. Nothing too crazy or unbelievable. |
Author: | Alicewright [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:46 am ] |
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Whew. Thanks. I'm doing another one and it's going to star Feenie. Wish me luck. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 6:51 am ] |
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Good luck. And by Feenie,do you mean 3-1...? Uh oh. |
Author: | Trialman [ Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:10 am ] |
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Considering what defines Feenie's character as different from Phoenix... I think I know which fic is coming up. |
Author: | DrOcsid [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:49 am ] |
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It’s been a while, and there’s been four new chapters of Steven Universe: Human of Bad, the story which is, surprisingly, AA-related. Which means, of course, it’s time for the next part of this sporking. Oho boy, here we go. steven universe: human of bad Rating: And now, presenting our sporkers! Pearl! “Oh dear, this again.” Garnet! “...” Amethyst! “Ugh, we’re doing this again?” Steven Universe! “Maybe his writing’s gotten better over time?” Phoenix Wright! “I sincerely doubt that.” And lastly, Maya Fey! “Three more chapters of this? Man, and this was almost a good day.” [The sporking theater illuminates, revealing that everyone is already there, positioned in their seats.] Amethyst: I can’t believe we have to do this again. Pearl: Well, maybe this is the last time? Management: There’s no such thing. I will say, though, I do appreciate you guys getting situated so fast. Phoenix: It’s only so we can get this over with quicker. (Totally not because I want to stay on the Management’s good side since I destroyed the last theater.) Management: Well, good luck with that, because you’ve got two more chapters on your plate today. Maya: Oh, crud. Well, it’s a good thing I did a little more research on the show, then. Spoiler: [The lights turn back on.] Phoenix: Oh, that’s the end of that? Management: For now. There’s two more chapters left until the end. Maya: Well, that’s not too bad… Management: Don’t forget, though. You’re not doing that until after you finish Phoenix Drive part three. Phoenix: Damn it. Maya: No, no, no! Please, give us more Steven Universe Human of Bad! Anything but more Phoenix Drive! Pearl: What are you two talking about?! What is “Phoenix Drive”? Phoenix: It’s really best you don’t know. Let’s just get out of here, quick. [The sporkers leave the theater.] |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:51 am ] |
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There's a new chapter from ballistic dolphin?! After reading.... I really liked it. Oh and this sporting was great too. Da Mong Ant was my favourite new character |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:19 pm ] |
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I'm kind of surprised Jakkid166 didn't go for the whole Gant is a rapist thing. |
Author: | DrOcsid [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:45 pm ] |
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Southern Corn (SC) wrote: There's a new chapter from ballistic dolphin?! After reading.... I really liked it. Yeah, there's a whole wiki page that explains what happened with that. http://jakkid.wikia.com/wiki/Jakkid/Bal ... laboration ...Never mind the fact that Jakkid apparently has a wiki. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:06 pm ] |
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...someone has too much time on their hands to make a wiki on these. |
Author: | Reznov877 [ Tue Jan 10, 2017 3:11 am ] |
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My spork-meter has been met. |
Author: | Alicewright [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:13 am ] |
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Goddamit, I just lost all the progress to the feenie- spork I was writing, *sighs* Well, time to start all over again. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:59 am ] |
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Man,it's been a while since the last post here. So I'm here to revive it with my first ever sporking! Mayo's Rattelsnek Advuntre by toomuchbathroomcorn2009 Rating: Absolute trash. This is the author's first time writing a trollfic,and it shows. They try to misspell every word on purpose,and it just leads to utter confusion. It's trying too hard,and that's it's main downfall. The only reasons it didn't get higher is because at least the author had the common sense to admit it's garbage,and the secret message hidden in it was alright. Still one of the worst fanfics I've had the displeasure of reading. The Sporkers: - "We're back here again?" -"This place gives me bad memories,but at least the food here's nice!" -"Don't bother,Ms. Fey. This place does not deserve compliments." Spoiler: So that was that! Hope you enjoyed! Leave some constructive criticism if you can! I'd appreciate it. i really needed to vent on this one since i did not like writing this schiße |
Author: | Alicewright [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:11 am ] |
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I like it! It was funny at some parts and I was laughing the entire time. Though I do think that Miles Edgeworth should have been more harsh on the grammar.....but I digress. Keep up the good work! |
Author: | Alicewright [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:42 am ] |
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I am so sorry that this took so long, I kinda lost all my progress.....stupid blackout! Oh well, It gave me a chance to fix some of the jokes and reorganize everything. So without further ado, here it is! phoenix wright turnabout maths Three Sahwits: The first part was...decent. I could at least understand and read it. The second half.....what the hell is going on? Author: Lord barrylawn. Original fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12135949/1 ... bout-maths And here are today's sporkers! Phoenix Wright! Today's management seems happy.... that's never a good sign. Miles Edgeworth! Where are we? Maya Fey! Come on guys, cheer up! And a very special guest... Feenie! Where am I? And where's dollie?! HUH?! (We begin in our special theater, with everybody staring at Feenie in shock) Edgeworth: Wright?! Maya: Nick?! Phoenix: Me?! What is going on? Feenie: Ahh! Stop staring at me! Speakers: Ahem. So, how do you like our surprise? Phoenix: No! Get him out! Maya: Why, Nick? He's not that bad... Edgeworth: Ms. Fey, I have to agree with Wright here. He must go out or we will lose our sanity. Feenie: Hey......you look just like Edgey! Did I end up in the future? And you look just like me! Are you future me, the person with the hair spikes? Phoenix: Gee thanks. Speakers: Feenie, you have indeed been teleported into the future for one purpose: to spork this fanfic. Feenie: That sounds awesome! Can Dollie come too? Speakers: No. Feenie: Meanies! Quote: PHOENIX LITTLE TURNABOUT MATHS Edgeworth: And we already have Caps Lock abuse. *sighs* Feenie: I wish Dollie was here! Phoenix: .....Take this as advice from your future self: do not go out with Dahlia. Maya: Yeah! She's a murderer! Speakers: The management would like to remind Maya Fey to refrain from releasing spoilers to the future. Seriously, do you want to destroy the timeline? Feenie: You're mean! Dollie isn't a murderer! We were meant to be! We're the Romeo and Juliet of the 20th century! Phoenix: (The 20th century ended a long time ago, dude.) Speakers: How many times must we remind you to not break the fourth wall? Maya: I give up. Quote: BY BARRYLAWN Maya: You promised we wouldn't spork his fanfics! Speakers: We said maybe. It's wasn't definite. Feenie: Barrylawn? Quote: one day little phenix was in his classroom in mats class with his teacher ron juicy who is teacher for everything Edgeworth: I don't even know how to grammatically correct this atrocity. Feenie: Our teacher isn't this "Ron" guy! Phoenix: So Ron Delite is going to be our math teacher? Great. Maya: No, Nick! He's your mats teacher! He teaches you how to write math problems on mats and then solve them! Edgeworth: Am I the only one who read the last part?! Phoenix and Feenie: *read the last part* Ohhhhh.... Edgeworth: *facepalm* Quote: "now 4 teh necks question" said juicyboi correcting teh homewreck " Maya: Not the necks question! Phoenix: Juicyboi? I thought our teacher was Ron. Feenie: And it's "homework", not "homewreck"! Edgeworth: No, it's "homewreck" due to your grades back then. Maya: Ooh, burn! Quote: "ax - somethignkgntoinon" All: ..... Maya: I got nothing. Speakers: Hmm, even Feenie is at a loss for words. Quote: cause phenix wasnt payin attention so he dint let it in Phoenix: Let what in? Feenie: Duh, the math problem! Did you lose brain cells when growing up? Phoenix: I think you should apply that to yourself. Edgeworth: I wonder why the management didn't call in Franziska when there are this many gramatical errors. Speakers: We have our reasons. Quote: however 3 seconds into teh question mr juice got STUCK Maya: Oh no! Feenie: Mr. Juice? Phoenix: Wasn't Juicyboi or whoever that is talking? Quote: "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he sweated "gimme a second" Phoenix: (Mr. Juicy....Juicyboi......Ron Juice...) AHH! Maya: What? What? Phoenix: I got it! This isn't Ron Delite, it's a fictional character that the author made called Ron Juice, and so "Juicyboi" and "Mr. Juice" must be him! Feenie: Wow! Future me is a genius! Edgeworth: 2 seconds ago you were asking if he lost brain cells. Quote: he went to desk to work out the question Maya: Hello, desk, could you solve this problem for me? Feenie: No, he went to his desk to solve the problem! Anybody could figure that out. Edgeworth: Apparently you don't understand sarcasm. Quote: "hmm lets see if 2dg(p) ten um hm lets see hmmmmmm welp uh ahhhhh" he thought out loud Phoenix: You can't THINK out loud, author. Feenie: Duh! Do you have to state the obvious? Quote: phenix got bored and examine the classroom and notice som1 wrote larrys name evrywhere an none ever decide to clean it off lol Maya: Well, that was useless. Feenie: Don't dismiss that! It could be useful later! Edgeworth: Anything useful that ended up in this godforsaken theater immediately becomes useless. Phoenix: I'll take that as a pun. Quote: meenwhile juice was still tinkin and now EVERYONE was bored Phoenix: Yay. Maya: It's better than being OOC. Quote: "hey guiz" sad sal manilla teh local shitposter "is it a housecoat or a dresser gown" everyone started fiting "COATHOSE" "DRESSING GAWN" "COATTTHOWSE" All: .... Phoenix: So....does anyone know what the hell is going on? Feenie: Who's Sal Manilla? Edgeworth: It's supposed to be Sal Manella. Maya: Oh, I know him! He was supposed to be the person who worked on the Steel Samurai! *Steel Samurai theme starts playing* Feenie: I like it too! It's soooo awesome! Maya: I like it more! Feenie: No, I do! Maya: Do not! Feenie: Do too! Maya: Do not! Feenie: Do too! Phoenix: I never thought I'd see the day when I wish Franziska and her whip was here. Edgeworth: I feel a migraine coming on.... Quote: "OBJECTION RON MAKE EM SHUT UP" shouted phoenix Maya: Yay, author! You finally spelled a sentence corr- (whipcrack) Ow! Huh? Speakers: That does not excuse this author from writing this atrocious piece of fanfiction! (whipcrack) Feenie: Ahhh! You're scaring me! Edgeworth: How long have you been here for? Speakers: We only brought her in for the sake of fulfilling Phoenix's wish. Phoenix: I didn't mean literally! Speakers: What can we say? Be carefull of what you wish for. Quote: but juicy was still figuring out the question "ughhhhhh FINE ILL DO IT" phoenix stood up for his big turnabout "ILL SLOVE THIS MASTERFUL PUZZLE" Phoenix: He's STILL figuring it out? Feenie: Wow, this Ron guy must be really stupid. Maya: Aren't turnabouts reserved for trials? Quote: "OBJECTION" shouted prosecutor juicy "no u cant" Phoenix: So we just went from a classroom to a courtroom. Yay. Maya: That's because "Ron" is a superhero! Feenie: Who wears undies and flies at night! Maya: And is also secretly a prosecutor! Feenie: Who points his finger at everything and yells, "OBJECTION!" Edgeworth: ......I don't even want to know how you two came up with that. Maya: Well, you try to come up with a story off the top of your head! Feenie: Yeah! It's harder than it looks! Quote: "no u bitch ive solved it ALL!" phoenix point accusingly "(actually no its just a bluff lol)" Maya: Woah, Nick, language! Phoenix: I don't swear like that. Also, why would I tell "Ron" or whoever he is that I was bluffing? Edgeworth: You don't. Although you do bluff more than you think.... Phoenix: Come on! It isn't that bad....right? Maya: .... Edgeworth: .... Feenie: .....I bluff? No way! There's no way I'd bluff to my dear Dollie! I'd rather be arguing about ladders and stepladders than bluff to Dollie! Phoenix: ....How did you know about that? Quote: phenix went up to teh backboard "hmmmmm gotta solve this" he said he pondered this puzzle but THERE NO EVIDENNNNNNCE "CRAP" shouted phoenix Maya: How about we just agree to keep silent for the rest of this fic? Speakers: Don't you dare. Maya: Oh yeah? What're you going to do about it, huh? Speakers: We could permanently remove the snack bar. Maya: No! I'll be good! Quote: "i still think its dressing gon" said miles Phoenix: What does a dressing gown have to do with the answer? Feenie: Maybe it IS the answer? Edgeworth: In your drea- Quote: "THATS IT MILLS" shouted phenix and he slam the desk "the letters here stand for dg which is fist 2 letters of dgs but thats not localize so thats impossible so the only other thing they could mean... IS DRESING GOWN! BECAUSE THAT IS THE TRUE WORD, AND TEH ANSWER TO QUESTION" Edgeworth: N-Nghoooooooooooooooooooooooooh! (bar explodes) Phoenix: ....Yeah, we've hit rock bottom. How in the name of Sherlock and Iris Holmes is a dressing gown the answer to the question?! Maya: Yeah, no matter how you look at it, the equation doesn't make sense in the first place! Feenie: I told you! I TOLD YOU it was the answer! Speakers: ....Any more attempts to sabotage the fourth wall will be punished. Maya: Oh yeah? You're still sour over that last sporking are you, huh? Feenie: Yeah! You're not the boss of us, Dollie is! Speakers: We can easily erase you out of existence, so wise up and listen to us. And Maya Fey, references to past sporkings are forbidden. Phoenix: ...As much as I want to rebel, I'll comply. We don't want to be deleted. Edgeworth: (Nngh......half my truth bar.....gone in a instant.....) Quote: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed team hosecrotch and they got expelled Maya: Team hosecrotch.....? Phoenix: I don't even want to think about what that's implying. Quote: THE END All: Yay! (The lights come on in the sporking theater as all our sporkers stand up and stretch their arms.) Phoenix: That was....interesting. Edgeworth: No. That was a mess and deserves to rot in the halls of this wretched theater. Maya: Then let's go! I still have to get some snacks! Phoenix: Didn't you just have some before we went?! Maya: But Nick, that only filled up one of my stomachs! I need to fill up the others! Phoenix: *sighs* (The three leave. Only Feenie is left in the theater.) Speakers: Feenie, let's go. Feenie: That was fun! I can't wait to tell Dollie about this! *zap* Hurrah! We've arrived at the end of another powerfully stupid fic. Tell me how I did! Feenie kinda wants to know t- Speakers: Management, no. I am in control and you have to listen to me. Speakers: Grr...... You know what I mean. Us people in the second dimension get more power over this stuff. Afer all, we write the sporks..... Speakers: Okay, okay, FINE! And with that, see you guys later! Toodles! |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:06 am ] |
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That was different than what I was expecting. |
Author: | Alicewright [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:07 am ] |
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Was it okay? I'm kinda nervous that I made Feenie OOC.... |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:49 am ] |
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Other than the fact that he didn't even know the Steel Samurai until 1-3, you did a bit too well in his characterisation. I did overall enjoy it though. Team hosecrotch is #1. And thanks for the criticism! Glad you enjoyed it. I'll take what you said into consideration for my next sporking. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:23 pm ] |
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And it's time for the next sporking by me! And it's... Cowboy Up By FdrlPrsctrTails Rating: I'll give it that its grammar is actually good,but the ship here looks like it was taken from the random pairings generator and the characters are all OOC. Even the descriptions have some weird details that make no sense. The ending especially makes no sense. At least this wasn't a trollfic. Our Sporkers tonight are: -"Back in this place again. Great." -"If this keeps up I'll overdose on Snackoos. -"Now,now,fräulein,it'll be alright. How bad could it be?" -"Oh,this place again! This should be fun!" Spoiler: Once again,constructive criticism appreciated. Part 2 coming soon! |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:33 pm ] |
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This spork made me laugh out loud. We usually don't censor swear words but it is in character for Phoenix to try to prevent Trucy from seeing the truly offensive fanfics. I'm not sure if I like how Management honored Phoenix's request without any strings attached. That being said, I think this fic deserves an extra sahwit for that commentary on Mia alone. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:45 am ] |
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How do you know there aren't any strings attached yet? ;) And actually,I may have to up the rating a bit for the second half because that's where things get pretty [explicit]. Anyway,thanks for the criticism! |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:15 am ] |
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And here's part two of Cowboy Up! But this time,I'm increasing the rating to 4 . Why? Because this ending does so many things wrong to another degrees entirely that it's nearly impossible to ignore. It also doesn't help that Neil acts like an ass here. The Sporkers are: -"Oh,great. This wonderful fic." -"I wonder what's going to happen now. Probably some more character destruction. -"Oh,cheer up,you guys! It's going to be alright from here. -"NEIN,fräulein! It shall only worsen!" And... -"Why am I here again?" Spoiler: Thanks for reading! As always,constructive criticism appreciated! |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:21 pm ] |
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This sporking was creative, fun and a nice break from all Jakkid fics and his ripoffs'. The ending with Phoenix was innovative. That being said, I liked to remind you that, as a rule, we try not to bully the author of the fic and we especially do not use death threats. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:28 pm ] |
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Thanks! And I can see why you interpreted it that way. I'll make sure not to do that. I've removed that joke just in case. |
Author: | Alicewright [ Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:12 am ] |
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When you said all Jakkid tics and his ripoffs...... do you mean me? |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:20 am ] |
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I wasn't trying to call out anybody. I'm sorry. |
Author: | Alicewright [ Mon Jan 30, 2017 12:24 am ] |
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cuteyounggirlplus wrote: I wasn't trying to call out anybody. I'm sorry. That's fine. Forgiven. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:32 am ] |
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Wait,you're a Jakkid 'ripoff'? |
Author: | DrOcsid [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:48 pm ] |
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It’s done. Finally, I am free of this wretched hell. You’ve been waiting a while, and I’ve finally delivered it. Here it is, the moment you’ve been waiting for, and by far the worst part of the entire game... Phoenix Drive: Part 3 (Links to Part 1 and Part 2) Rating: You already know why. And now, our poor, poor sporkers. Phoenix Wright. “No! Not this again!” Maya Fey. “Even the narrator seems a bit less enthusiastic today…” And lastly, Miles Edgeworth. “No! I thought I was free of this!” God have mercy on their souls. [The sporkers enter the sporking theater. An even more intense feeling of dread than usual dawns upon them.] Phoenix: Damn it, damn it, damn it. So the management wasn’t lying when they said this would be our next sporking. Edgeworth: I had hoped I wouldn’t have to attend the third part… Maya: Well, if we have to suffer, might as well take you down with us! Management: Don’t worry your little heads too much, you three. You’ll be relieved to hear that this is the last time you’ll have to see this game. Phoenix: Oh, thank god. [Suddenly, rows of iron bars rise up from the floor to block the doors.] Maya: H-Hey, what’s that all about?! Management: Just… an extra precaution. Before you three begin, I would like to issue a formal apology beforehand for what you’re about to see. Edgeworth: The management is apologizing? That’s new. Maya: How much worse could it be than the last two times we did this? Management: Just take your seats. And remember that we are not responsible for this game’s existence. Phoenix: But you are responsible for making us play it, aren’t you? Management: Just get the damn sporking started already. Spoiler: WARNING: Almost NSFW pictures, but censored [The lights turn back on, and the metal bars over the doors retract.] Phoenix: *Gets up and stretches* Oh, thank god. That was a long one. Edgeworth: What a ridiculously stupid excuse of a fangame. I never want to experience that again. Maya: Yeah, you and me both. I’d suggest we go get lunch or something, but I’m still feeling a bit sick from that Pearl scene… Phoenix: I think I’m gonna go home and pour bleach into my eyes or something. Anything to let me forget what I saw here. Edgeworth: There isn’t a sequel to this… is there? Management: Oh, no. Don’t expect any more sex games any time soon. Phoenix: That’s a huge relief. Could we also, maybe, not expect any sporkings at all any time soon? Management: Nice try, but no. You’ve still got the rest of Steven Universe: Human of Bad on your plate. Maya: You know what? After what we saw here today, I say keep bringing on the Steven Universe. Phoenix: Yeah. Too bad Edgeworth probably won’t be here for part three. Edgeworth: “Too bad”? Management: Well, anyway, sporking’s over. Now get out of here, we need to destroy the computer we had this game installed on. [The sporkers leave the sporking theater.] |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:52 pm ] |
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Ugh. Scarred for life thanks to that. Why,people,why?AND WHY PEARL OF ALL PEOPLE?!MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CHOSEN CODY OR TRUCY! *sniff* truth be told,I didn't even finish the whole thing. It was just too goddamn much. I'm glad I wasn't the writer for this. Seriously,this alone is nightmare fuel. |
Author: | cuteyounggirlplus [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:17 pm ] |
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...Somehow, that was worse than I had thought it was going to be. However, I did like your sporking of it, DrOscid, especially when you pointed out that aging up Pearl didn't make it any less horrible. |
Author: | allamanda29 [ Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:18 pm ] |
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ugh, that Pearl scene reminds me when I accidentally found a fic about 36-year-old Edgeworth having sex with 16-year-old Pearl |
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