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Re: Marilyn Grant: Vigilante Attorney [Update: 01/18/08 PG69]Topic%20Title
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What art program do you use?
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GiMP, my good man, but it doesn't really have much to do with the art program itself as it does with how much virtual memory it eats up to run it for long periods of time. In other words, it's not poor GiMP's fault that it's unreliable, it's windows mucked up and complicated memory system.
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Yeah, it does. >_<

I use GiMP as well, although not as much as I used to =P So there's no way to get it to work normally? Maybe use an external hard drive like Donald Duck Serrot suggested?
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I was having the same problems, (like I said before) adding more memory helped quite a bit! I don't have problems anymore! (I lost hours of work AS I WAS SAVING way to many times!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!111one!!!!!)

Edit: OW cut me but sad exactly what I was saying.
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I've found that using task manager to shut off firefox when it starts using too much VM helps a bit. I managed to put together a timeline for MF without it freezing on me. As for the hard drive, well CDs are going to have to do the job since I am a bit low on funds.
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You can get a pretty good one for a pretty good price. I got a SimpleTech External Hard Drive with 250GB for less then $150. The cheapest I've seen is under $90.
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Re: Marilyn Grant: Vigilante Attorney [Update: 01/18/08 PG69]Topic%20Title
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Yeah, I could buy one of those, or pay for car insurance.
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SerenityBlue wrote:
Yeah, I could buy one of those, or pay for car insurance.

That made me XD.
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Okay, so I got my art program to work pretty well, unless I want to make a sprite comic. I have to open a lot of windows and make a lot of layers and since it takes so long to do GiMP is sucking up a lot of VM and I have to periodically shut it down in order to not lose all my work. In other words, big friggin ordeal. If I do manage to get comics out again updates are going to be slooooooow.
*sigh* I hate to disappoint the hand full of people out there that enjoy my work, but I'm beginning to think that maybe this is a sign.
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Re: Marilyn Grant: Vigilante Attorney [Update: 01/18/08 PG69]Topic%20Title
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I'll reappear soon enough...patience...

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*tumbleweed rolls across thread*

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Wow... Sounds like a painful method to do the comics. I hope it gets easier for you.
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Yuki Kazahana wrote:
*tumbleweed rolls across thread*

Never give up, Sen! We're all behind you! *gives hope and :cookie:*

Sencon'd!
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Yuki Kazahana wrote:
*tumbleweed rolls across thread*

Never give up, Sen! We're all behind you! *gives hope and :cookie:*

Second.
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Shi-Chan wrote:
Yuki Kazahana wrote:
*tumbleweed rolls across thread*

Never give up, Sen! We're all behind you! *gives hope and :cookie:*

Sencon'd!

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Yuki Kazahana wrote:
*tumbleweed rolls across thread*

Never give up, Sen! We're all behind you! *gives hope and :cookie:*

Second.

Two seconds? :beef: Who divided by zero? :meekins:

Me... also...
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I do not settle for third.
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LOOK MA, THREAD ACTIVITY!! OMG!! ...Ahem.

Okay, then. How about Shi-Chan gets 2nd'd and OW gets 2.1...nd...'d? Yeah, 2.1nd'd! And Don can be either 3rd'd, 4th'd or 2.2nd'd. (Blah... It's my only fluent language and STILL my English fails.) Wait a minute..."still my English fails"? Proof enough that "my English still fails"... >_<

I'm starting a petition. The "Keep Marilyn Grant Alive Petition"! Please add your name to the petition (via quoting and editing the following spoiler box) so that we can prove to Sen that Ms. Grant's comic MUST live on!

Spoiler: KMGA Petition
Keep Marilyn Grant Alive Petition
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Occlude Wave
Donald Serrot

I'm still alive, don't worry!
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Yuki Kazahana wrote:
Spoiler: KMGA Petition
Keep Marilyn Grant Alive Petition
Current Signatures:
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Occlude Wave
Donald Serrot
Super Judge Bro.


Count me in. Marilyn Grant comic is just AMAZING. It is so creative and special, considering it's like... an actual Ace Attorney game in comic forum. Not a lot of comics can match up that. I'm always waiting around for the next issue and I'm a die-hard fan of this. It simply must live on.

Um... but I still question if a petition will really work. I have this some sort of grudge against online petitions... but I couldn't help but sign.
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Hold on now. No need to riot in the streets. I never said she was dead. If she does get to carry on it might not be in comic form though. I think I'll keep it up in fiction, which is easier on my temper. Winword doesn't bug out on me.
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SerenityBlue wrote:
Hold on now. No need to riot in the streets. I never said she was dead. If she does get to carry on it might not be in comic form though. I think I'll keep it up in fiction, which is easier on my temper. Winword doesn't bug out on me.


Hence why I questioned the petition for a bit. But even if this turns out to be a fiction, I'll read every single chapter of it. Comic or not, I'll still always be a die-hard fan of Marilyn Grant.
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Another option could be sending a script off to someone else to make the actual comic part, but that just seems sort of lazy of me.
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I'll reappear soon enough...patience...

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Super Judge Bro. wrote:
Marilyn Grant comic is just AMAZING. It is so creative and special, considering it's like... an actual Ace Attorney game in comic forum. Not a lot of comics can match up that. I'm always waiting around for the next issue and I'm a die-hard fan of this. It simply must live on.

Um... but I still question if a petition will really work. I have this some sort of grudge against online petitions... but I couldn't help but sign.

[...]

But even if this turns out to be a fiction, I'll read every single chapter of it. Comic or not, I'll still always be a die-hard fan of Marilyn Grant.
You just summed up pretty much every MG fan's feelings on this subject. :edgy:

I started the petition to convince Sen not to give up hope, that we're all behind her and...um...never give up hope! MG has been such a staple in my forum visits that I can't think of it ever being closed. And if there's no Marilyn Grant, then there's no SWIT, and we can't have that! (No SWIT=Yuki go :beef:) But I'm sorry that I got carried away. :sadshoe: And I wouldn't mind fiction either, though I'd miss getting to admire all the interesting sprites.

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Another option could be sending a script off to someone else to make the actual comic part, but that just seems sort of lazy of me.
I was actually thinking about that the other day. It's not lazy of you at all. It's not your fault that your computer is borked. MG is your vision, other people would just be putting it into a visual form. It's like a movie. You're the director/scriptwriter, and you wouldn't be able to put the film together without actors (the characters), the set and props (the backgrounds), an editor (the person/s who fixes spelling mistakes and puts the scenes in the right order), and viewers (us, the fans, to keep urging you to go on).

*puts a sock in it*
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*cough*Install Linux*cough*

or, failing that, get a CS Major to install linux for you, I'm sure you know someone ;P
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Yuki Kazahana wrote:
Spoiler: KMGA Petition
Keep Marilyn Grant Alive Petition
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Occlude Wave
Shi-Chan
Donald Serrot

Fix'd it =3
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Yuki Kazahana wrote:
LOOK MA, THREAD ACTIVITY!! OMG!! ...Ahem.

Okay, then. How about Shi-Chan gets 2nd'd and OW gets 2.1...nd...'d? Yeah, 2.1nd'd! And Don can be either 3rd'd, 4th'd or 2.2nd'd. (Blah... It's my only fluent language and STILL my English fails.) Wait a minute..."still my English fails"? Proof enough that "my English still fails"... >_<

I'm starting a petition. The "Keep Marilyn Grant Alive Petition"! Please add your name to the petition (via quoting and editing the following spoiler box) so that we can prove to Sen that Ms. Grant's comic MUST live on!

Spoiler: KMGA Petition
Keep Marilyn Grant Alive Petition
Current Signatures:
Yuki Kazahana
Shi-Chan
Occlude Wave
Donald Serrot

Yayz! I am on there!

Oh, and I am getting a little better at sprite edits, if you need some help, I can help! ^__^
I don't have flash though, so the most would be a sheet.
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Who do you need flash? You just need an animator 8P
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Occlude Wave wrote:
Who do you need flash? You just need an animator 8P

no gotz....
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http://www.gimp.org

It's free and it works great.
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Donald Serrot wrote:
http://www.gimp.org

It's free and it works great.

Thanks for the link! Maybe then I can try to make some sprites for MG ^___^

is it easy to use?
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Shi-Chan wrote:
Donald Serrot wrote:
http://www.gimp.org

It's free and it works great.

Thanks for the link! Maybe then I can try to make some sprites for MG ^___^

is it easy to use?

Fuck yeah!
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Shi-Chan wrote:
Donald Serrot wrote:
http://www.gimp.org

It's free and it works great.

Thanks for the link! Maybe then I can try to make some sprites for MG ^___^

is it easy to use?

Everything I make is done with GIMP.
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Thanks for the back-up guys. Here's a present for you!

Ms. Grant' s Day Off

This is an audio file of what Ms. Grant sounds like on a typical day off from work. I'd love to do the whole series this way, but since my cast is predominantly male I'd have to find voice actors.
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I could try Chris!
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You have a way to record your lines and send them to me?
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I can also record.

I'll have to use my camera, though, so the quality commits suicide. As for sending them... got MSN/WLM?
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...
I can only use PM...
Can you suggest a good recording uploader?
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Well putfile has been kind to me. I can always save the raws off that and fiddle with them at the studio.
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Kay.

Can you give me some lines?
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Hhhmmm...

Chris: And now, a limerick.
There once was a barmaid from Wales,
who had tattooed on her chest every sale.
Whilst on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
were the very same sales but in braille!

And now! Golden moments with GS4 Chris!
Spoiler: Censored for your safety.
Rick:...I'm sure you'll make some girl's mom very happy...
Chris: If I do it right.

Annalyn (Brian and Mari's kid): Mom, where do babies come from?
Grant: *is reading paper* How old are you again?
Annalyn: Eight.
Grant: The store.
Annalyn: You do not buy babies from the store.
Grant: Well where do you think they come from?
Annalyn: Well Uncle Chris says they come from a woman's vagina. Which I don't really see how because the hole that you pee from is really small.
Grant: Know what? Go ask your dad. I have to go murder your Uncle Chris.

Chris: What? I knew where babies came from when I was eight.
Grant: Your sister was a whore.
Chris: And I'm not?

Brian: DAMN IT CHRIS! MY DAUGHTER IS AFRAID TO USE COAT HANGERS NOW BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID SHE'LL KILL SOMEONE'S BABY!
Chris: WHAT? I knew what an abortion was when I was six.
Brian: MY DAUGHTER IS NOT BECOMING A STRIPPER BECAUSE OF YOU!

Mari: *calmly walks to the corner, grabs a bat, walks over to Chris, wings him in the stomach with bat* If your penis didn't pay for the electricity bill I would have aimed lower.
Chris: *bent over gasping gives a thumbs up* thanks...

If you haven't guessed, Chris is a professional assistant. A lot of the time he assists lonely old ladies...he calls it community service.
Chris: It's kind of like helping them walk across the street. Except they pay me, and I use my penis.
Rick: That's nothing like helping a woman cross the street.
Chris: It sounded better in my head.

And so you know, Chris isn't the only one warping poor Anna.
Anna: OBJECTION! THE PROSECUTION IS AN ASSHAT!
Rick: *gives her thumbs up from stand*

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SerenityBlue wrote:
Hhhmmm...

Chris: And now, a limerick.
There once was a barmaid from Wales,
who had tattooed chest every sale.
Whilst on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
were the very same sales but in braille!

And now! Golden moments with GS4 Chris!
Spoiler: Censored for your safety.
Rick:...I'm sure you'll make some girl's mom very happy...
Chris: If I do it right.

Annalyn (Brian and Mari's kid): Mom, where do babies come from?
Grant: *is reading paper* How old are you again?
Annalyn: Eight.
Grant: The store.
Annalyn: You do not buy babies from the store.
Grant: Well where do you think they come from?
Annalyn: Well Uncle Chris says they come from a woman's vagina. Which I don't really see how because the hole that you pee from is really small.
Grant: Know what? Go ask your dad. I have to go murder your Uncle Chris.

Chris: What? I knew where babies came from when I was eight.
Grant: Your sister was a whore.
Chris: And I'm not?

Brian: DAMN IT CHRIS! MY DAUGHTER IS AFRAID TO USE COAT HANGERS NOW BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID SHE'LL KILL SOMEONE'S BABY!
Chris: WHAT? I knew what an abortion was when I was six.
Brian: MY DAUGHTER IS NOT BECOMING A STRIPPER BECAUSE OF YOU!

Mari: *calmly walks to the corner, grabs a bat, walks over to Chris, wings him in the stomach with bat* If your penis didn't pay for the electricity bill I would have aimed lower.
Chris: *bent over gasping gives a thumbs up* thanks...

If you haven't guessed, Chris is a professional assistant. A lot of the time he assists lonely old ladies...he calls it community service.
Chris: It's kind of like helping them walk across the street. Except they pay me, and I use my penis.
Rick: That's nothing like helping a woman cross the street.
Chris: It sounded better in my head.

And so you know, Chris isn't the one one warping poor Anna.
Anna: OBJECTION! THE PROSECUTION IS AN ASSHAT!
Rick: *gives her thumbs up from stand*


HAHAHA!! Gotta make a comic of that..
Spoiler: Just in case
Oh, and GO MARIXBRIAN! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Pairing fanatic) Chris, I now wanna kill you. If you weren't so funny, I would...

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Rank: Decisive Witness

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SerenityBlue wrote:
Hhhmmm...

Chris: And now, a limerick.
There once was a barmaid from Wales,
who had tattooed chest every sale.
Whilst on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
were the very same sales but in braille!

And now! Golden moments with GS4 Chris!
Spoiler: Censored for your safety.
Rick:...I'm sure you'll make some girl's mom very happy...
Chris: If I do it right.

Annalyn (Brian and Mari's kid): Mom, where do babies come from?
Grant: *is reading paper* How old are you again?
Annalyn: Eight.
Grant: The store.
Annalyn: You do not buy babies from the store.
Grant: Well where do you think they come from?
Annalyn: Well Uncle Chris says they come from a woman's vagina. Which I don't really see how because the hole that you pee from is really small.
Grant: Know what? Go ask your dad. I have to go murder your Uncle Chris.

Chris: What? I knew where babies came from when I was eight.
Grant: Your sister was a whore.
Chris: And I'm not?

Brian: DAMN IT CHRIS! MY DAUGHTER IS AFRAID TO USE COAT HANGERS NOW BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID SHE'LL KILL SOMEONE'S BABY!
Chris: WHAT? I knew what an abortion was when I was six.
Brian: MY DAUGHTER IS NOT BECOMING A STRIPPER BECAUSE OF YOU!

Mari: *calmly walks to the corner, grabs a bat, walks over to Chris, wings him in the stomach with bat* If your penis didn't pay for the electricity bill I would have aimed lower.
Chris: *bent over gasping gives a thumbs up* thanks...

If you haven't guessed, Chris is a professional assistant. A lot of the time he assists lonely old ladies...he calls it community service.
Chris: It's kind of like helping them walk across the street. Except they pay me, and I use my penis.
Rick: That's nothing like helping a woman cross the street.
Chris: It sounded better in my head.

And so you know, Chris isn't the only one warping poor Anna.
Anna: OBJECTION! THE PROSECUTION IS AN ASSHAT!
Rick: *gives her thumbs up from stand*

Sen, I love you. :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
I'm still alive, don't worry!
(Last Seen: August 16)

The 5th wrote:
I can handle being alone because in the end, all you have is yourself if you give that up, you have NOTHING.
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