Chorus:
I don't know whatcha heard about me
I am not shippin' Phoenix and Edgey
But I'm gonna drop some rhymes fo' ye'.
With my playas in the C.O.U.R.T.

I'm gonna raise some objections here
I'm gonna show some evidence there
I'm gonna get my client the acquittal
I'm gonna win this here Courtroom battle

Verse:
There's a guy named Miles, who's Nick's arch-rival
He so emo, he cuts himself up like Derek Stiles
From Trauma Center: Under the Knife
His job is putting ya punk-ass away for life.

Yo, there's Dick Gumshoe, He's a detective who
is not too bright. And he always loses the fight
With Franziska von Karma who's a whip-cracking bitch
She desires perfection, but we know she'll get hitched

With Adrian Andrews. Yo, the two have had hot sex
We know before that, Ms. Andrews banged Celeste Inpax
And this thing with Juan, you kiddin' me?
She's trying to mask her own homosexuality

Yo, I'm shippin' Phoenix/Maya. Mia/Lana too,
and if you's a young child, Damon Gant gonna molest you.
He go to yo' house at night, he gonna touch you.
Poke you, clutch you, stroke you, fuck you

Just like LoG, in the bedroom of Mr. Gumshoe
He be having a threesome with Miles Edgeworth too.
But it's much more likely the Dick be hookin' up wit' Maggey.
Just like Mia be hookin' up with Kaminogi

And anyone with half a brain would know that Matt and Juan would not mix.
Like Manfred and Gregory after DL-6.
And everyone says that Phoenix is the man
But he wouldn't be where he is today without the Fey Clan

Mia Fey. For Lana, she's a lesbo
And Pearl is one of the few that thinks that Nick is hetero
Maya eats so much, I'm surprised she ain't got more mass
and Morgan Fey has a live badger up her ass.



Fast Forward a sec'. JFA case four,
Suggests Phoenix/Maya, maybe friends, maybe more
Combined with Pearl's actions, it's easy to see
Why Phoenix and Maya is my O-T-P

[Hotel Dusk style rambling for two lines]
Sorry about that, that was bad of me,
I'll just go back to rapping about the Ace Attorney

Speaking of that game, it won critical acclaim,
JFA did too, but it didn't get the same game.
Game Number 3's gonna rock the reviews
It's gonna be hot shit like Channel Six: Turnabout NEWS!

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