The cape is self-fluttering
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...NAILED IT
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Hmm... I don't understand. Not at all.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Hmm... I don't understand. Not at all.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Hmm... I don't understand. Not at all.
Oh...ok.
I don't know much about Muppets, just a few names. D:
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...NAILED IT
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One, but it takes four episodes to do it.
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One, but it takes four episodes to do it.
That is the best joke ever.
...NAILED IT
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One, but it takes four episodes to do it.
...That was amazing...
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Or Ash Ketchum
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-Oh yeah? How?
-By convincing her
(no idea if this was already here)
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The prostitute stops taking your money when you die
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I laughed XD
Okay, hopefully this one hasn't been told yet...
So, A Rabbi and a Priest were driving down a highway, when suddenly, they crashed really hard. Everything was destroyed - their cars went up in flame, but but somehow, the Rabbi and the Priest were unharmed.
So, they stepped out of their respective cars, and walked over to each other. "We are both unharmed!" The Priest exclaimed. "It must be God's will for us to survive!" The Rabbi pulled a wine bottle out of his coat pocket, and said, "God has given us another gift! This wine bottle is also unharmed! It must be his wish for us to drink it! So, you drink half, give it to me, and I'll drink the other half."
The Priest agreed, and drank his half. But when he gave the bottle to the Rabbi, he just put the cork back in, and stowed the bottle away in his pocket. The Priest then said: "Aren't you going to drink your half?" to which the Rabbi replied: "Yeah, just after the police come to investigate."
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I laughed XD
Okay, hopefully this one hasn't been told yet...
So, A Rabbi and a Priest were driving down a highway, when suddenly, they crashed really hard. Everything was destroyed - their cars went up in flame, but but somehow, the Rabbi and the Priest were unharmed.
So, they stepped out of their respective cars, and walked over to each other. "We are both unharmed!" The Priest exclaimed. "It must be God's will for us to survive!" The Rabbi pulled a wine bottle out of his coat pocket, and said, "God has given us another gift! This wine bottle is also unharmed! It must be his wish for us to drink it! So, you drink half, give it to me, and I'll drink the other half."
The Priest agreed, and drank his half. But when he gave the bottle to the Rabbi, he just put the cork back in, and stowed the bottle away in his pocket. The Priest then said: "Aren't you going to drink your half?" to which the Rabbi replied: "Yeah, just after the police come to investigate."
LMAO. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the hospital and get me arse sewn back on.
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whos there ?
chesterfield
chester field who ?
chester field my leg so i slapped him
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What were Sodium Chloride and the lithium cell arrested for?
A-salt and battery! (Assault & battery. Get it? Get it? Aha... yeah.)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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"This is onixeptable!"
heheheheheheh *snort* *giggle*
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"This is onixeptable!"
heheheheheheh *snort* *giggle*
I'm not gonna Raichu a love song.
This morning, I took a Pikachu in the shower. K?
I turn on my Charmander pants come right off.
The Hoosiers :) Just too cool.
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please dont kill me?
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Gone sarnet, Gunter!
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So a pirate entered a bar and he had the steering wheel to his ship going through his body, right below the belt. The bartender asks him, "Hey, doesn't hurt?" The pirate replied, "YARG! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Thats such an anti-joke chicken sort of joke...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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Love, learn, live.
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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I was crying! Since when! :O
Why is Potassium racist?
Eugh, I know it's awful.
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I don't quite get the Stamp Collector one but yeah not bad XD
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"What does a penguin wear on the beach?
A beak-ini!"
Ok, that one was lame. I think I'll go think of better ones.
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Cheeriest joke ever.
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No? .....Well this is hawkward...
/Lame joke.
The X makes it cool!
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What did one Sniper say to the other Sniper that wanted in the Jarate Club?
...
Urine!
*Bu-dump-tiss*
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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No? Not good? Well, how about... ONE OF THESE:
Why are tree's such good drivers?
Too corny? Fine. Try THIS ON FOR SIZE:
How did the fan do at the Paper Rock and Roll Concert?
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