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Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:56 pm ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | TheEvilSkeletor [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:40 pm ] |
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I have a joke. Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:11 pm ] |
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Try typing out the SoJ character names Rayfa Nahyuta Dhurke Athena Ga'ran Ahlbi And other names AAI - Ace Attorney Investigations AAI2 - Ace Attorney Investigations 2 DD - Dual Destinies SoJ - Spirit of Justice GS7 - Gyakuten Saiban 7 Takumi Yamazaki And others probably |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:56 pm ] |
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... I'm somewhat lost. Apologies that I don't understand any of this. I know of the plan to worship Takumi, but I'm afraid I don't understand some of the terms. Forgive me, wiser-ly ones. And to SC, Spoiler: (... Now I feel like I'm Sal Manella... Also, we have officially overtaken a page.) |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:41 am ] |
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Dino Crisis. Spoiler: |
Author: | ThyDoppelganger [ Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:43 pm ] |
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Spoiler: GS4 If all the Ace Attorney characters were to work at a calendar factory, one person would be seen fleeing. Who would it be? Spoiler: What should you call a person who witnessed the robbery of an Apple store? Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:49 pm ] |
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What was the first thing the lawyer working for Apple™ said in court? iObject! |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:30 pm ] |
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Quote: If all the Ace Attorney characters were to work at a calendar factory, one person would be seen fleeing. Who would it be? Spoiler: Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Words fail me. Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:59 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Why did the baby cry? Because he pooped his pants. Why did his brother cry? Because he was pooped on. |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:17 pm ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:50 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the playground on the other side. Why did the chicken go to the playground? Well,he was playing on some other playground,but accidentally crashed into someone when trying to get to the slide,and was thrown out of the park for that. The chicken then tried to sue the playground,but he lost the lawsuit and had to pay a good deal. So he decided to go to THIS playground... Spoiler: |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:38 pm ] |
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(... When you type a whole reply and then it just damn goes... ) I just realised it's been almost a week. I'm so sorry for the lateness! But now- Spoiler: Taken from a book called 'Disorder in the Court': Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: Did he kill you? Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:20 pm ] |
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Ayup,I remember those. I saw those on one website. Spoiler: How does Mario get in contact with ghosts? With a Luigi board! How do ghosts get in contact with Mario? By slamming into him. |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:37 pm ] |
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And I'd really not want to shout Eureka in the streets while running through (the streets) after getting up from my bath. Really. Spoiler: Nice. But not for Mario, that's for sure. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Tue Apr 18, 2017 4:58 pm ] |
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Spoiler: What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Tue May 09, 2017 4:36 pm ] |
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Your assistant is dead? How'd that happen? Back again to defend my skill, so without further ado- Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 5:42 pm ] |
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Yea we don't speak about him anymore :( Spoiler: A magician said,"I'll count to three,then disappear. Watch! Uno,dos..." And then he disappeared without a tres. |
Author: | Mr. Bear Jew [ Thu May 11, 2017 9:09 pm ] |
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Spoiler: What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 19, 2017 4:07 pm ] |
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Quote: Yea we don't speak about him anymore :( Oh, that's sad. Will you get a new one? Spoiler: How could he lie and not give his audience a tres? would set him straight. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 19, 2017 4:30 pm ] |
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Nah he suct anyway lololololololololoko Spoiler: A magician decided to look for a better paying job. He finally, after a while, got an interview at a laboratory. He entered the room nervously. The first question he was asked was his occupation. In his anxious state, he accidentally stuttered, 'I pull h-habits out of r-rats.' When he realised what he had said, it was too late. The interviewer looked rather surprised. The rest of the interview progressed rather normally. Two weeks later, the magician gets a reply from them. It turns out he got the job! Where? In the psychology section of the laboratory, of course! |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:50 pm ] |
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You're disgracing your assistant's memory in death? How could you? Also, my long breaks are far too common at this point. Really sorry. Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:19 am ] |
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Yes. I am. Spoiler: Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Does everyone want a drink?" The first logician says, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes." |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:24 pm ] |
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Has it been a month already...? Quote: So Ge(ntarou)t out of her with that nonsense! Her? My, SC... Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:49 pm ] |
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Quote: Her? My, SC... ... I will never be able to truly recover from that savage BURN. You trolled like boss ! SC RESIGNS !! You win...this time :( But you get a prize! You are now...a certified Punmaster™! Here's the official badge if you'd like: Ahem. Anyway. This was supposed to be a joke thread, wasn't it? Um, yeah. Right. Here's a good one. Well, it's actually pretty terrible, but somehow pretty hilarious. From 'Sarcasm' on Facebook (which I'm pretty sure is run by an Indian). Um... Someone please validate my initial hysterics at seeing this. It may or may not have something to do with the incredibly forced onomatopoeia with the whole MA thing. Also the redundancy. "He stopped the cow...it stopped." TBH the shitty meme format with Ray William Johnson down there really does diminish the effect of this, but still. Thank you to India for making such hilarious jokes. |
Author: | ZoomBoom124 [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:56 pm ] |
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What did the Mustard say to the Relish when it was behind? You need to Ketchup! |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:41 pm ] |
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*bows* Thank you! But to be honest, I was getting kind of worn down. I'm glad this ended where it did- An official badge! And a title! My gods, that is awesome. I shall wear both with pride. That is brilliant. Nothing more to be said. Found this in one of my folders- |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:37 am ] |
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You...you actually liked that? Whew, that takes a load off my chest. Honestly, I'm glad too. It was getting really awkward and long and huge and drawn out and is suddenly starting to turn into a giant euphemism Just like this scene from the game 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors! (Very very minor spoilers within) |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:05 am ] |
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What's the difference between 19 elephants and 12 elephants? Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:11 am ] |
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Spoiler: Business Ideas |
Author: | ThyDoppelganger [ Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:22 pm ] |
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Apollo Justice discovers that he was named after a god. Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'm DIVINE! --- During the dark age of the law: Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright and I was the LIGHT all the time. --- Phoenix watched a horror movie. Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright and I was WHITE all the time. --- Apollo Justice on his ninth birthday: Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'm NINE! --- I shall shove myself out, thank you. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:42 pm ] |
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These jokes of mine were apparently deemed by some people to be appropriate to be shown in a magazine. Somehow. Viewer discretion advised. Spoiler: |
Author: | ThyDoppelganger [ Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:53 pm ] |
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Apollo was invited to a dinner party Apollo: I'm Apollo Justice and I'll DINE! I shall have some WINE! AND ALL THIS FOOD IS MINE! (The wine in question is grape wine.) --- Phoenix sums up his career. Phoenix: I'm Phoenix Wright, and in courtrooms, I FIGHT all the time for the truth to come to LIGHT and justice to be served RIGHT! And in doing so, all my witnesses turn WHITE as they set their SIGHT on MY BLUFFING MIGHT! --- I shall shove myself out again. |
Author: | Student678 [ Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:55 am ] |
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What did Ron Weasley say when he entered the underworld and saw it full of red bodily fluids? Spoiler: |
Author: | ThyDoppelganger [ Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:03 pm ] |
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Turnabout Revolution. As if turning things around wasn't enough... |
Author: | Student678 [ Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:40 am ] |
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Which Australian town has lots of strong people? Spoiler: Which Australian town has lots of naughty people? Spoiler: Which Australian town has lots of people who like to say hello? Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:49 am ] |
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Fastest city in the world? Spoiler: Largest city in the world? Spoiler: Most shocking city in the world? Spoiler: Most shameful city in the world? Spoiler: Worst city in the world? Spoiler: |
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