Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:23 pm
I apparently dreamt an alternate way to end for Twilight - it was weird and funny, meaning it was awesome.
First off, I was part of a five-headed family and we were looking for a murderer. Driving around, our clue was that the murderer was driving a black car and was acting suspicious. At one point, told them to stop the car: I saw a lightish-gray one that looked pretty dark (it was night) and was sitting there on the side of the street with its lights dimmed.
Thought it was suspicious, so... our family grabs a big SUV-type of car (my brother apparently decided it was part of money laundering cause it was large but empty at this time of night) and use it to lure the person in the gray car in. First attempt, failed, the person is not the murderer. Second attempt, we get a woman with short brown hair in a bun.
My father and I (I was the role of the younger sibling in the family) had some lines rehearsed to check for the murderer. One of them was things like "Do you collect pictures of (this)?" and I would answer "Yes, but I was told to stop with Satan cause he was too scary". Anyway, we bring the lady to an apartment on a higher floor and I realize she is the murderer because she's acting weird. And my prediction-vision that was a picture of the murderer holding a bloody knife and lunging at us was slowly appearing on my phone, meaning imminent danger.
I say she switches to a murdering persona when she hears a leaf rustling. Leaves are about to rustle, so I start holding her ears as best as I can, even with my feet, and yell at others to grab her arms. My father does and the woman still manages to stab and slash him with the knife. (No idea where she get to the knife from)
We're trying to save my father, who is still holding on and she's gloating about how he'll turn into a half-vampire (or full vampire) soon if he doesn't get any help. Then I'm the mother and begin to hack the bitch apart who suddenly looks like a little girl with an axe.
And suddenly I'm Leah Clearwater! (The only cool person in Twilight and only female wolf, for reference) I'm injured and we're trying to keep my father okay until the help arrives. I crawl away because I don't really wanna interact with the vampires coming. I am on some wooden structure like tree-house and see them coming, yelling down that they need to help the father. How exactly, don't care, just save him.
Edward, Rosalie, Carlisle and Alice say okay - and for some reason, Edward has no lower body. Legs gone. Anyway, I/Leah crawl away and hope some help is there for ME nearby. Meanwhile, am vomitting up rice at times. Probably symbolizing my injuries.
There is. Jacob arrives in wolf-form and he's the nice Jacob, helpful and all. Puts Leah on top of him (I am suddenly Jacob) and begin to run away with her cause the other wolves are after us. I'm also worried about my recent imprint, Sloane, who is not Renesebait but some decently aged person, cause I need to save her, too.
More jumping onto wooden-structures, it's like a whole village or city built on wood and with native tree house stuff. I throw wolves around or the human versions with their imprints, who are all in the shape of tiny animals (apparently the imprintee gets an animal form after imprinting), and try to find a safe place.
Eventually jump up to a higher level and I see people. They seem okay and good, say they are currently cooking rice and making bread and so we decide to settle down there, since the wolves can't come up. I'm back to being someone else and the last lines turns out to be read by someone around a campfire at this tree house, saying "And so they settled down with these people, eating their food, wearing the Super-Bras that they created and were safe and happy." And then I'm scraping out rice out of my mouth like vomit while the people around me discuss how awesome and funny that alternate ending for Twilight was and how it should totally have been real, but they knew the other version was made official. And then I see another leg-less person being the guard or something.
Then I woke up.