Knexicon of LOLage
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am
Hope no one minds if I revive this,because boy have I got a ton of these!
Kys/Kill yourself-This one is used all the time in YouTube comment sections. It's rather blunt and honestly scary because it's used in a joking manner. Suicide isn't a joke. Then again,it goes with the YouTube comment etiquette perfectly-be rude,unnecessarily blunt,and make dumb jokes.
You sir have just won the ____-this one is just really outdated. I flinch whenever I see it. It's so 2007.
YAASS-Why not just say yes?
Using dumb fonts-For usernames and for posts,it gets on my nerves. Especially TyPiNg LiKe tHiS.
Every dumb Facebook minion post/motivational poster ever-....self explanatory.
A lot of mild Tumblr mannerisms-I noticed these while going through some liveblogs. Stuff like 'I can't even' or those statements that end like with a ton of question marks for some reason???? Or when they reblog a post but only put their actual thoughts in the tags. Or when -okay.thats enough. Don't want to turn us into a tumblr rant now.
Swearing a [CENSORED]ton-You're not edgey or cool. You just come off as childish and immature.
Comments that confuse raping with rapping-See above
Bae-Similar to YASS,this doesn't seem to sit right with me. And don't use Bæ-you aren't Danish.
YOLO-Look up the video 'EBOLO' to see my thoughts on this.
Overuse of emojis-STOP
Overuse of emojis ironically-ok this is actually kinda fun to do
Every spam comment ever-'Hey guys I'm an aspiring ____ I'd appreciate it if u check out my channle','CHECK OUT THIS TOTALLY LEGIT GIFTCODE AT totallynotavirus.com','If u lie, this ULTIMATE LCUK FOUR LEAF if you comment dis UR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU TOOMROW fi ouy dissliek or donut comet U WILL DIE TONIGHT','[insert a dumb story here] liek dis u crie errytim and cp this in 50000000000000 other videos r else SPOOKY SKELTON WILL CUME UOT OFF UR CLOSTE ADN KILLLLLL UU'. You get the gist of it.
Twitter bios-Most of them go like this:
'[AGE]||[GENDER]||[THINGS I LIKE]||[MY JOB]||[MISC.]' So cliché it hurts.
I think that's all. Whew.