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Mr. O: This end is called the male plug, which connects into the female part of the plug. You have to push it in hard to make sure it's secure, and you have to attach a rubber casing onto the male plug to make sure it doesn't get burned.
Everyone:
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There was another time in english class, when we spent a whole lesson debating whether or not the map hanging on the wall was racist of not.
My friend: *pointing to the map* Mr. J! That map is racist!
Mr. J: Okay, but you have to use evidence to back up you're accusation.
My other friend: Are you kidding!? It's clearly the least racist map ever!
*twenty minutes later and the bell rings*
M. J: Good work today class. To sum up this lesson, we're all racist, and I'm crazy! See you tomorrow
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Mr. D; It was dark!! I couldn't see!!
(It was totally light.)
And Mr. C had a "Poshest Rapper of 9L" in music. (I came fourth. :D)
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HollywoodSparkale wrote:
There was another time in english class, when we spent a whole lesson debating whether or not the map hanging on the wall was racist of not.
My friend: *pointing to the map* Mr. J! That map is racist!
Mr. J: Okay, but you have to use evidence to back up you're accusation.
My other friend: Are you kidding!? It's clearly the least racist map ever!
*twenty minutes later and the bell rings*
M. J: Good work today class. To sum up this lesson, we're all racist, and I'm crazy! See you tomorrow
My friend: *pointing to the map* Mr. J! That map is racist!
Mr. J: Okay, but you have to use evidence to back up you're accusation.
My other friend: Are you kidding!? It's clearly the least racist map ever!
*twenty minutes later and the bell rings*
M. J: Good work today class. To sum up this lesson, we're all racist, and I'm crazy! See you tomorrow
OMG some racist wrote "NIGER" on the map of Africa!!!
Say, that reminds me of a puzzle! Have you ever heard this one, Luke?
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Mask*DeMasque wrote:
HollywoodSparkale wrote:
There was another time in english class, when we spent a whole lesson debating whether or not the map hanging on the wall was racist of not.
My friend: *pointing to the map* Mr. J! That map is racist!
Mr. J: Okay, but you have to use evidence to back up you're accusation.
My other friend: Are you kidding!? It's clearly the least racist map ever!
*twenty minutes later and the bell rings*
M. J: Good work today class. To sum up this lesson, we're all racist, and I'm crazy! See you tomorrow
My friend: *pointing to the map* Mr. J! That map is racist!
Mr. J: Okay, but you have to use evidence to back up you're accusation.
My other friend: Are you kidding!? It's clearly the least racist map ever!
*twenty minutes later and the bell rings*
M. J: Good work today class. To sum up this lesson, we're all racist, and I'm crazy! See you tomorrow
OMG some racist wrote "NIGER" on the map of Africa!!!
I always have fun with idiots who spell the n-word that way, thinking they're being insulting.
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HollywoodSparkale wrote:
I used to go to this after-school club where you got to work backstage on plays and stuff, and the teacher (who worked as a technician or something) was giving us lectures on speakers and microphones. It kinda went like this:
Mr. O: This end is called the male plug, which connects into the female part of the plug. You have to push it in hard to make sure it's secure, and you have to attach a rubber casing onto the male plug to make sure it doesn't get burned.
Everyone:
Mr. O: This end is called the male plug, which connects into the female part of the plug. You have to push it in hard to make sure it's secure, and you have to attach a rubber casing onto the male plug to make sure it doesn't get burned.
Everyone:
Hahaha xD
Scary coincidence x3
..or it wasn't...?
So, I the other day I was wearing this thing for gym class, because I had had an injury in my thumb and I was recovering:
Spoiler:
The gym teacher saw me, and said:
"Hehe, I bet that jerking off with that on must be really cool! I mean, it must feel like someone else's hand!
" .... Me: "Haha... yeah... I guess so...
"
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: Girl in class
: Maths teacher Maya, have you finished that field trip essay yet? Yeah, Mr Gavin, I've just finished it. *reading the essay out to himself* "I was in a group with Lauren, Lee, and Dale.." Hey! What about me? I was in charge of your group! Oh! Sorry, I'll fix it. *takes essay off him and writes "and Mr Gavin" in brackets".* Oh, thanks Maya! Putting my name in brackets! "Oh for god's sake, that Mr Gavin wants me to mention him in my essay. Bloody twat".----
Art Teacher:
Maths Teacher:
Guy in class Mr Gavin, can you supervise this class when I'm photocopying these worksheets? Yeah sure. Mr Gavin! Can you ask Mr Payne if I can get a new pencil? This one's too small. That's strange, Gumshoe, I always thought you were used to handling small objects!*class bursts into laughter except Gumshoe*
I don't get it*five minutes later*
Oh! Now I get it! Mr Gavin, you're lucky the headmistress didn't hear that *facepalm*I nearly cried when this happened.
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English teacher
Me Miles, you need to do a short essay for your favourite actor for drama, who is it? Um, John Barrowman, sir. *shakes fist* BARROWMAN!----
English teacher:
: Me
Drama teacher. Miles, what did you want to happen during your holidays? Pfft, I don't know Oh it can be anything. *talking about John Barrowman* Maybe a certain actor doing a book signing at the Inaba newsagent? *totally oblivous to him talking about JB* Oh! I would really would have liked to meet Matt Smith! Oh? So not poor John then? Edgeworth, you are so fickle with your lovers! What? Never mind.
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-English teacher
-myselfafetr a bout a week after i've handed in a LOT homework to my english teacher he says nothing so I actually have to remind him to mark it! I frickin h8 him
- have u marke dmy hoemwork yet btw? -I've been meanign to tell you (aye right!) but it keeps coming up as hiroglyohics! You must have the format wrong. -I'll change it then bring it in-I go home to fidnt heers nothing worng wi my stick but forget to take it outa my jeans pocket and it goes throught the wash... I had to fix it :P. Luckily it still works; but there's really nothing wrong with the format-
-are yo sure you're not doing soemthing wrong -Would you check for me? -ok- I check and it turns out he's too bloody lazy to right-click and select "open with" and "Microsoft frickin Word"-
- you're just opening ti in the wrong application -thanks for telling me; all i did was click and it came upa s hiroglyphics. (wtf is eh no about; grammar came up as code, t'was still totally readable)But a few days later;
-have you marke dmy homework yet? -why yes, Cameron but your short story was short... ASYLUM!(then I run off to lunch to make fun of him)
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Background stuff:
We were listing the five senses in class, then our writing teacher told us to list things under the five senses. Like how I like to taste cheese...warm, gooey, melted cheese.
Mrs. J-(When we got to the sense touch) Okay class, what do you like to touch?
It sounded so wrong. "What do you like to touch?" *shudders*
My friend was in a different class, but this is what he told me on the bus:
Mrs. J- What do you like to touch(my friend was raising hand), okay *insert friend's name here*.
Friend- I like to touch balls.
Mrs. J- Oh! Like the rubber ones we use in P.E.! Very good, *friend's name*!
Friend- *laughs, shakes head, face palms, etc.*
Nobody likes Mrs. J.
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My teacher was talking about probabilities and Laplace this and chances that. Then I don't know why she starts giving a speech about consumer society and starts screaming: "And you end up buying shit! Buying shit! Buying shit! *Over and over and over*" She was like 30 seconds yelling that.
We all ended up laughing but also like this:
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"Hiiiii! My monkeys!" I really like having arts with her, she's lovely... though the thing of monkeys makes me laugh, and I should mention it's just translation of what she actually says in spanish. "Hola mis Monis" That's what she says.
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Wanacoba wrote:
My arts teacher always, when she enters the classroom she enters saying:
"Hiiiii! My monkeys!" I really like having arts with her, she's lovely... though the thing of monkeys makes me laugh, and I should mention it's just translation of what she actually says in spanish. "Hola mis Monis" That's what she says.
"Hiiiii! My monkeys!" I really like having arts with her, she's lovely... though the thing of monkeys makes me laugh, and I should mention it's just translation of what she actually says in spanish. "Hola mis Monis" That's what she says.
The closest I've ever had to this experience is my Economics teacher calling us a bunch of boorish swines
when hardly anyone did the "assigned" work- which was never explicitly assigned!
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Elegant Brute wrote:
Wanacoba wrote:
My arts teacher always, when she enters the classroom she enters saying:
"Hiiiii! My monkeys!" I really like having arts with her, she's lovely... though the thing of monkeys makes me laugh, and I should mention it's just translation of what she actually says in spanish. "Hola mis Monis" That's what she says.
"Hiiiii! My monkeys!" I really like having arts with her, she's lovely... though the thing of monkeys makes me laugh, and I should mention it's just translation of what she actually says in spanish. "Hola mis Monis" That's what she says.
The closest I've ever had to this experience is my Economics teacher calling us a bunch of boorish swines
when hardly anyone did the "assigned" work- which was never explicitly assigned!lol, when i was in year 5 i think, our (AWSOME) teacher always used to say
" alright chickens!" :D hehe ( if you were wondering the teachers nick name was cow, yh i dont know why :3)
also the other day my science teacher said when our test wasnt working
" SHIT HAPPENS" with the biggest smile on her face :D
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It's not as funny as I thought, but... Oh well...
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I don't know if it's funny, I just think it's really random XD
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nekonohime wrote:
"Sex is OK as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual!"~ Guest speakers in my Women's Studies class, which one of them happened to be the head of the department.
I don't know if it's funny, I just think it's really random XD
I don't know if it's funny, I just think it's really random XD
Would you rather it be unsafe rape?
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nekonohime wrote:
"Sex is OK as long as it's safe, sane, and consensual!"~ Guest speakers in my Women's Studies class, which one of them happened to be the head of the department.
I don't know if it's funny, I just think it's really random XD
I don't know if it's funny, I just think it's really random XD
Define 'sane'...
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@Elegant Brute- I honestly have no clue. I'm guessing they meant not to have sex while on drugs or intoxicated or whatever :/
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'Hey who wants some yugioh cards?' and pulled out tons of cards from nowhere. She didnt even explain where she got them from. I guess she took them off a student.
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Romeo wrote:
I remember last year at the end of term our teacher had finished the lesson and randomly said
'Hey who wants some yugioh cards?' and pulled out tons of cards from nowhere. She didnt even explain where she got them from. I guess she took them off a student.
'Hey who wants some yugioh cards?' and pulled out tons of cards from nowhere. She didnt even explain where she got them from. I guess she took them off a student.
God I remember those...
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One day, we had a sub teacher who noticed the class was being mean to him.
She asked him to deliver a message to the office while she spoke to everyone.
: Year 8, you shouldn't make fun of other people's disabilities!
: Um, miss... Andrew doesn't have any disabilities...
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Whenever we chat in a clkass, which we almost always do, teachers suually only tell one kid off. Its kinda stupid, but its hilarious every time we talk they ONLY tell him off for it, and no-one else.
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"And then they all died. It was great fun :D"
He also told my friend:"Don't kill her! You will have lunch at home", "As a punishment you have to be dressed. What a tragedy".
Our school master reminds me Professor Layton : he told one of my classmate "Oww, true gentleman would never do that. Now you'll have to solve some puzzle"
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"... But he just keeps insisting that Joe loves him! It's like me just coming up to you and saying, hey, I love you! You love me too, you just don't know it! .. I'm being very careful not to look at anyone here, because I could get in trouble for proclaiming my love to all of you. Oh, dear, I just looked at every one of you. And that is why I'm going to jail. *wide grin*"
Maybe it's a 'had to be there' moment, but we were all in hysterics. xD
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Guy in class MeI need to explain this story slightly first. One of the kids in my class (my school is really small BTW, the whole number of students is about the size of a normal class), Cameron walked out of class for no reason. No less than five minutes later, his friend Lee ran out to go with him. After this, my maths teacher, Mr Gavin, took our English class because our English teacher was doing something else.
So, what are you doing in English just now? We're reading Stone Cold at the moment. Oh yeah, I remember reading that...can't remember much about him..so I've noticed there's less of you now. That's because Cameron and Lee, are starring in a new 21st adaption of Romeo and Juliet! With Cameron replacing the part of Romeo, and Lee is now Juliet, and they've changed the old famous balcony scene to the soggy marsh outside. Lee can't bear to be a minute apart from Cameron...now I'm in the mood for Shakespeare..let's do Shakespeare! So, who here has read any Shakespeare!:Edgey: I read Romeo and Juliet last year.
Great. Can you give me a review on it? No, I'm crap at reviews, besides, I can't even remember most of what happened clearly. Ah, you don't need to, just the basic facts. Like if you were to do a review on Mock the Week, you wouldn't explain every single joke, it would just be like "On Mock the Week, there was the usual panel. There was a lot of humor, and some innapropiate humor, but all and all, it was a classic episode." Speaking of comedy on BBC..who saw Still Game last night? I did!*they start talking about Still Game*
So Miles, did you see it? Nah I was watching Father Ted.*We start talking about father Ted and other comedies.*
Anyway, wwe need to start researching Shakespeare, I wasted too much time talking utter crap.*waits a few minutes*
Ah, screw it...Miles! Go on BBC iPlayer and put on Still Game, we'll watch that instead. If Miss von Karma asks, we're doing a review on it.---
*helping kid with evaluation sheet* See, if I was writing one out for me, it would look like this "Good at: Everything" and "Needs to improve: nothing." You should've said "Too good at everything." *laughs* I love how you said that without even thinking!----
*after bus ride* I am so glad to be out of that bus! The traffic was terrible, and there was those complete idiots talking utter crap on the radio, who the hell thinks they're funny?! Their boss should go in and tell them their not, maybe they'll get fired, or at least get better material..not to mention the music was even worse than those two. I was actually two seconds away from putting this pencil in my ear and rupturing my eardrums, so I'd not have to listen to that again!
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- Teacher Nitsch from my Maths-class XD
- Me. 
- My best friend and also my classmate. - My other classmate. - And.. my other classmate and also a good friend of mine.Yeah we are just to.. fifth. My other, other, other classmate was sick. So, I say anyway: He reminds me of
(:________________
: So, we know everything about the next Math lesson? : *draw something* M-mh. Yeah. : He! What are you - : Shh! : *don't notice anything* So, we start with any things, am I right? : Pff. Yeah. : Ah, okay. When you said it.. : Hmm-mh. : Gah. : ..? Have you a problem? : He is so dumb. *to me* Shut up, what's your problem? *to * : *cried* WUÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄRGH!! : -.-' : What are you doing with the poor guy.. : .. full of akne? *stares to me* : I don't even say anything. ... NOW! TO THE HEADMASTER! NOOOOW! : But I can't go alone. (We are NOT in the real school, but in an old house, better known as 'The Scary Oldhouse', so the real school is only 2 minutes removed from this house, and we can't go alone, only with a teacher, because they are frightened. About what, please?) : DAMN, I KNOW IT! *face turns into red* Oh. I forgot my glasses. : *laughs* : *slammed the hand on the desk* OBJECTION! (Yeah, I do it again. After the German lesson last week..) Why are you talking about your glasses, when I had to go to the headmaster's office? : W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAT? : *pulled down the hairs from the eyes* Yeah, Mr. Nitsch, wasn't you ever in a court of law? : .... No. I'm an old, dumb man, aren't I? : Indeed. 
: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! I HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE YOU! : *took the NDS and show him the game AA:AJ* : The blond-haired guy looks like your classmate!He was so right!
And after this dilemma? I don't even walk into the headmaster's office (:
The beginning was quite fun, just with all the ups and downs
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
시작은 뭐 즐거웠었네 오르락내리락 그 자체로 어느새 서로 지쳐버렸네 의미 없는 감정소모에
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When I was in 8th grade (last year of middle school) I was in a elective class called "Computer Applications", which was just a computer class that taught you how to use Microsoft Office programs like Word and Excel, as well as teaching us how to use HTML and make a website with it. A lot of people also went on the internet.
Anyway, one day, I was on DeviantArt, since I used to have an account there (Now closed), and the teacher saw me on it. All I remember them saying to me is: "... Deviant Art...?"
When I got home, my mom was freaking out, because she told me my computer teacher called her and told her I was on a porn site in their class. I had to show her the site so she would know that it is NOT a porn site. However, since then, though, I found out DA does have some pornographic material on it, but it's filtered...
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nekonohime wrote:
This isn't really a funny thing a teacher said, this is more of something stupid a teacher did.
When I was in 8th grade (last year of middle school) I was in a elective class called "Computer Applications", which was just a computer class that taught you how to use Microsoft Office programs like Word and Excel, as well as teaching us how to use HTML and make a website with it. A lot of people also went on the internet.
Anyway, one day, I was on DeviantArt, since I used to have an account there (Now closed), and the teacher saw me on it. All I remember them saying to me is: "... Deviant Art...?"
When I got home, my mom was freaking out, because she told me my computer teacher called her and told her I was on a porn site in their class. I had to show her the site so she would know that it is NOT a porn site. However, since then, though, I found out DA does have some pornographic material on it, but it's filtered...
When I was in 8th grade (last year of middle school) I was in a elective class called "Computer Applications", which was just a computer class that taught you how to use Microsoft Office programs like Word and Excel, as well as teaching us how to use HTML and make a website with it. A lot of people also went on the internet.
Anyway, one day, I was on DeviantArt, since I used to have an account there (Now closed), and the teacher saw me on it. All I remember them saying to me is: "... Deviant Art...?"
When I got home, my mom was freaking out, because she told me my computer teacher called her and told her I was on a porn site in their class. I had to show her the site so she would know that it is NOT a porn site. However, since then, though, I found out DA does have some pornographic material on it, but it's filtered...
Ha, that reminds me of a story from my Computers class in Gr. 9. Not really a stupid teacher remark, but a stupid student action with hilarious results.
The classroom computers were all installed with software that allowed (and I guess still allows) the teacher to pull up all of our desktop images onto the smartboard at the front. Our teacher would rarely if ever actually do this. It was only during tests mostly, to make sure that no one was accessing the internet and looking up answers (ie, cheating). Anways, my friend sitting next to me was on an online forums, sending a PM to another user about how he is in class and his "idiot teacher is too dumb to notice that I'm making fun of him right now roflcopter" Our teacher did take notice however, and subtly placed the image of his desktop on the smartboard.
As he kept typing out this message, slowly students began to notice until I finally realized this and let him know. My friend turned things around though
and continued to type the PM- feigning ignorance to his situation and saying "What's so funny?" to add to his legitimacy. The final sentence looked something like "Ur a dumb@ss Mr. D, thnx to your smartboard, you've now let the whole class know!!" What's even more funny was the follow up to the story- the student did not face suspension because of the PM itself, but because he was on a "potentially dangerous website" (It was a World of Warcraft related forums, deemed "dangerous" because of some of the users risque profile pictures lol
).
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Teacher: Have any of you ever watched the movie Kick-Ass?
Class: ...
Boy he was talking to:
Teacher: No, really, have you ever watched it? It was *blah blah blah, something about how it can help us...
We're a class of 10 and 11-year olds.
Kick-Ass is a 15.
Our teacher is epic.
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FVKWY wrote:
This was in elementary school/primary school/whatever-you-call-the-school-before-high-school-or-middle-school.
Teacher: Have any of you ever watched the movie Kick-Ass?
Class: ...
Boy he was talking to:
Teacher: No, really, have you ever watched it? It was *blah blah blah, something about how it can help us...
We're a class of 10 and 11-year olds.
Kick-Ass is a 15.
Our teacher is epic.
Teacher: Have any of you ever watched the movie Kick-Ass?
Class: ...
Boy he was talking to:
Teacher: No, really, have you ever watched it? It was *blah blah blah, something about how it can help us...
We're a class of 10 and 11-year olds.
Kick-Ass is a 15.
Our teacher is epic.
Our teacher showed us a version of 'Romeo and Juliet' when we were around 10 or 11 that when I researched later discovered it was a 15. It had so many innuendos and swears that I'm sure a lot of the other kids didn't get, but I was a bit more mature. It also had a sex scene and considering we hadn't even had Sex ed yet the teacher fast-forwarded that part. Which made it worse because it was going in fast motion. Yeah, teach didn't do well there.
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