From the corners of a barely illuminated room, two grey eyes shone brightly in the darkness. They narrowed slightly, blending into the background. Only seconds later, lights flashed through the room. The door opened and closed leaving the figure the only one in the room.

The figure, known as X, walked towards the multitude of flashing screens and sat down on a comfy chair in front of them. X's eyes darted on the screens, looking for something only to fail. X sighed and leaned back into the chair - it wasn't fair. This job was probably the most boring one X had but it was needed...how else would it's goal be completed?

X's eyes trailed across the desk in front of it to a burgundy red rimmed frame. Inside was a photo of a handsome Greek Adonis. X sighed as it's lips curled up slightly. X swooned in front of the photo as it contemplated about the man. His name was Miles Edgeworth, legendary prosecutor, and he was perfect for it. X met the prosecutor a long time ago and had fallen in love instantly. He was it's and there was nothing no one could do to reject her claim.

After all... she was Wendy Oldbag, the most beautiful security guard in Los Angeles and the most beautiful woman in the city... if not the entire the world. Men had fallen to their knees to bask in her beauty but there was only one who could sate her - Edgey-poo.

Oldbag swooned again.

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"Pwwwsh...alright, I'll consider it." was what Calisto Yew, attorney at law said to the client she was talking to. She hung up a second later only to burst into laughter at what had just happened.

Her client had demanded for her to get an acquittal but wanted to pay only half what she charged. She giggled at how stupid they were. Did they really think that her services were that cheap or even free? Calisto smirked as she remembered about what a certain attorney used to do.

Shaking her head, she turned towards the window and stared out of it. It was a lovely day today so why was she stuck in her office? The Yew Law Offices consisted of one member - herself. There was no one to boss her around so she could go do anything she wanted. She smirked again as she had an idea.

"Pwwwsh...Let's bug someone..." she whispered before bursting into laughter again. She couldn't help herself - everything was too damn hilarious.

((Long overdue introduction.))

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((Oh dear XD Well, slip them onto the scene when you feel like it. Till then, I think she may notice that Phoenix's group are looking at all the cameras suspiciously. Is she going to investigate? :D Phoenix is after he man after all ^^ ))

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[Thanks for the greetings, guys. :) And Angel, a very belated birthday greeting to you. If Killy thinks she's scatterbrained, well, what about me? DX LOL, Tap; I was facepalming while reading the intro--the drama just went into hilarious overdrive. For some reason, I'm enjoying the craziness with Yew and Oldbag. XDD By the way, guys, here's an interesting article on museum security. We can use it was reference and play around with it. And now, without further ado...]




[LOL. Writing in three voices... OTL]

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((Sorry I haven't replied- new development that Zeth hasn't advertised for those not keeping up with FS- Rochelle's family is involved with Kristoph's case with him doing the murders. Likely cause- blackmail. She has also done this to Kraus- blackmailing him into marrying her so that their family can merge resources with his. Seems that Rochelle is a bit of a maneater :D ))

((BTW- Zeth knows SOME of this, but hasn't told anyone. You'll have to wait for Klavier's phone call before the Scoopy gang know :) ))

((My RP to come a little latter- sorry T.T ))

((And GAAAAH!!! Happy birthday to everyone cause everyone is having birthdays' and I'm missing them T.T *fails at life* ))

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((Just thought I should let you all know, I'll be a little bit inactive for a while until my laptop's fixed :3 So I'll see you all soon!))

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((I'll be away till the 15th of June because I'm in Japan so I won't be able to reply to any posts. Karmi, feel free to godmod Calisto and Oldbag. :)))

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Just so you guys know, I've decided to pull out on my forum based RPs. So far I'm staying with Formspring. Not sure how long it'll last, but I don't have the time for so many characters, and if I don't pull out fully, I'll never regain my time again cause it's pretty addictive for me.

You guys can continue to use this thread, but I can't keep updating here, sorry :( I'm just way too busy for so many RPs T.T

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[Well, this is gonna be tricky. I don't think the story can go on without Zeth, Kraus, and Cottontail since some of the fundamental facts and reveals have been built around them. Also, some of us are too busy to post here as well. I wouldn't call it a stretch to say that this thread is dead.]

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((You can start a different story, but if people are too busy then that fixes alot))

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