The world's ONLY Anti-shipper
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:05 pm
Somari sighed. "Man, if you knew half the things that go on in this place, you would have gone to school..."
He cleared his throat. "Aperture Science develops all kinds of crazy technology, in the attempt to make the future occur sooner. Basically, this is where everything, such as turrets, long-fall boots, turrets, Portal guns, etc., is developed and tested. If it isn't done fully, or it's being publicly sold, it's likely here.
It's an interesting place to work at though, and it pays even lowly interns like me good money, so people come to work here, in spite of the constant dangers provided by GLaDoS's always malfunctioning circuits, which constantly make GLaDoS try to kill us. Like now, actually. She's never actually succeeded at killing a soul in the past."
Thanks to PandaPrinzessin for the amazing signature.
I am SomariFeyWright
, the freaky and happy shipper-hating son of ToonBlade
and Franzika Von ehmpke5
, and brother of bethanyann96, Game Over, and >Mario.<