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Author:  Reznov877 [ Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:14 am ]
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You have a point.

Do you believe in magic yet?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:18 am ]
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You could say that.
#magatama

Author:  Reznov877 [ Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:25 am ]
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How does Kay program a surrounding using Little thief so fast?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:53 pm ]
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Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
Closet fan? The only people I know who are closet fans of shows...are none! You have no proof that I have watched such a show,anyway!


Care to explain why the Steel Samurai is on your table desk then, 'Edgeworth'? :edgeworth:

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:55 pm ]
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Reznov877 wrote:
How does Kay program a surrounding using Little thief so fast?


She uses the environmental data and my deductions, plugging them into the simulation.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:14 pm ]
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MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
Closet fan? The only people I know who are closet fans of shows...are none! You have no proof that I have watched such a show,anyway!


Care to explain why the Steel Samurai is on your table desk then, 'Edgeworth'? :edgeworth:

It would be rude to discard a gift I receive,even if it is from Oldbag.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:47 pm ]
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If you were the real Edgeworth, and you didn't want something you'd make a kind and snarky way of refusing your way out.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:57 pm ]
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MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
If you were the real Edgeworth, and you didn't want something you'd make a kind and snarky way of refusing your way out.

I do not wish to be seen as impolite. Unlike you,you imposter.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:14 pm ]
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Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
If you were the real Edgeworth, and you didn't want something you'd make a kind and snarky way of refusing your way out.

I do not wish to be seen as impolite. Unlike you,you imposter.


Ahahahahaha. Well, I'm Edgeworth from a parallel Earth where the dark age of the law never occurred, and the Space Center Murder never happened. Only the events up until Godot's arrest. Wright has been happily married to Maya, the Steel Samurai series recast the Magistrate, and everything is all okay now.
(this is getting worn out, can we stop this SC?)

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:34 pm ]
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(You're a meanie :( )

What's your favourite type of cheese?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:02 am ]
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Ah, cheddar. Smells wonderful, tastes wonderful and suits all purposes (grated, eaten straight, ingredient, grilled and etc.)

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:15 am ]
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Your favourite cereal?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:16 am ]
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Can't go wrong with Coco Pops.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:16 pm ]
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What is your favourite trigonometric ratio?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:07 pm ]
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Sine. It has the easiest problems/formulas.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:15 pm ]
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What do you with your cravats on weekends?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:44 pm ]
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Use them as substitutes for hankies and perform the magic hankie trick for Kay.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:33 pm ]
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Wait wait wait what's this magic hankie trick?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:54 pm ]
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Pulling out endless cravats. And just you don't ask me, on weekends I wear a grey t-shirt and blue tracksuit.
And on my earth we have a Week-long court system.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:29 pm ]
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Your earth? Is this the Mandela effect at work?

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:57 pm ]
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Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
Your earth? Is this the Mandela effect at work?

MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Ahahahahaha. Well, I'm Edgeworth from a parallel Earth where the dark age of the law never occurred, and the Space Center Murder never happened. Only the events up until Godot's arrest. Wright has been happily married to Maya, the Steel Samurai series recast the Magistrate, and everything is all okay now.
(this is getting worn out, can we stop this SC?)

Remember this? :edgeworth:
Your memory must have been eaten by caterpillars, Corn.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:59 pm ]
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MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
Your earth? Is this the Mandela effect at work?

MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Ahahahahaha. Well, I'm Edgeworth from a parallel Earth where the dark age of the law never occurred, and the Space Center Murder never happened. Only the events up until Godot's arrest. Wright has been happily married to Maya, the Steel Samurai series recast the Magistrate, and everything is all okay now.
(this is getting worn out, can we stop this SC?)

Remember this? :edgeworth:
Your memory must have been eaten by caterpillars, Corn.


I AM FROM A PARALLEL EARTH. :think: I suggest you take some brain exercises.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:06 pm ]
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MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
Your earth? Is this the Mandela effect at work?

MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Ahahahahaha. Well, I'm Edgeworth from a parallel Earth where the dark age of the law never occurred, and the Space Center Murder never happened. Only the events up until Godot's arrest. Wright has been happily married to Maya, the Steel Samurai series recast the Magistrate, and everything is all okay now.
(this is getting worn out, can we stop this SC?)

Remember this? :edgeworth:
Your memory must have been eaten by caterpillars, Corn.


I AM FROM A PARALLEL EARTH. :think: I suggest you take some brain exercises.

Hey I'm from a parallel universe where Ace Attorney is made by Bill Nye and it's called Lawyers are Stupid and it got cancelled after the first game and Pewdiepie is Hitler's granddaughter (yes Pewdiepie was a transgender as well) and Miles Edgeworth is called Poopy Pants and they die at the end in the tenth case. Also Taylor Swift still supports Spotify and caterpillars can't eat my brain and Poptropica is rated M but Club Penguin was made in Mars. So don't tell me to take brain exercises,Mr.Poopy Pants the posh prosecutor,you.

-Stubbon Crops

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:41 am ]
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Stubbon Crops eh? Well have some ladybugs and leaf miners if you please. SPRAYS ALL OVER

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:54 am ]
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Haha I'm also from a parallel universe we're pesticides help me be stronger so there Mr.Poopy Pants.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:22 am ]
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Well then have some fertiliser.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:22 am ]
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Yum yum, you can have some too.

Author:  Michelaar [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:18 pm ]
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Hello Mr. Edgeworth.

Will you buy my newest edition of: 'Je Suis L'Belle'? It's a beautiful Hair colouring spray. I want to see you with Blue Hair.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:56 pm ]
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How is your business still going? I had Franziska and Debeste investigate and destroy your business years ago! :edgeworth:
(Belle you fool! I find it surprising you haven't been given death :franny: -Franziska)

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:33 pm ]
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I thought you were dating L'Belle and then realised because you mistook him to be a girl due to his feminine features and then left him because you're a homophobe. Come on Mr.Edgeworth,it's 2012. #KONY

Author:  Michelaar [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:59 pm ]
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MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
How is your business still going? I had Franziska and Debeste investigate and destroy your business years ago! :edgeworth:
(Belle you fool! I find it surprising you haven't been given death :franny: -Franziska)


Shut it! I have a right to start my business again! I'll find different customers if that is how it is, useless prosecutor!

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:03 pm ]
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Well, we pulled the funding out. You have to file for bankruptcy or else we'll have Gumshoe and Skye on you.

Author:  Michelaar [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:05 pm ]
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TSSS, such a DISGRACE

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:12 pm ]
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Michelaar wrote:
TSSS, such a DISGRACE

Not a disgrace as big as MURDERING REX KYUBI!

Author:  Michelaar [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:16 pm ]
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MilesEdgeworth2001 wrote:
Michelaar wrote:
TSSS, such a DISGRACE

Not a disgrace as big as MURDERING REX KYUBI!


HE DESERVED IT. UNLIKE THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE YOU GOT A GUILTY VERDICT

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:56 pm ]
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Tsk, go do what you want. Just a fair warning, you may find a leather whip on your head sooner than you might think...

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:00 pm ]
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Don't listen to him L'Belle he's a homophobic von Karma who's only goal is to get a perfect win record. I would know Phoenix told me.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:03 pm ]
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I'm no Von Karma. And for the RECORD my win record has been shattered.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:04 pm ]
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Then why do you love Franziska so much? I saw you giving her the eye that day,you creep. I'm telling all my friends bout this,Mr.Not so worthy of Edge.

Author:  MilesEdgeworth2001 [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:13 pm ]
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....I don't exactly have a fetish for whips yoyou know.

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