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Author:  Cesar Zero [ Sun May 03, 2015 10:04 pm ]
Post subject:  How will the above poster die?

Exactly what it says on the tin.You make up a way for the person above you to die.

So...kill me or something.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Thu May 14, 2015 2:50 pm ]
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:franny: You get whipped in the nuts.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Thu May 14, 2015 11:48 pm ]
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Gant staring at you makes you so uncomfortable you jump off a building.

Author:  General Luigi [ Fri May 15, 2015 12:45 am ]
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Hit on the head with a guitar, El Kabong-style.

Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Fri May 15, 2015 12:47 am ]
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Drowning in post-trial confetti.

Author:  SuperAj3 [ Fri May 15, 2015 1:44 am ]
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Waited too long for Godot

Author:  tiger_festival [ Fri May 15, 2015 2:02 am ]
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Bungee-jumping accident.

Author:  General Luigi [ Fri May 15, 2015 2:03 am ]
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Dressed up like a moose during hunting season.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Fri May 15, 2015 3:18 am ]
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Headbutting a goat.

Author:  SuperAj3 [ Fri May 15, 2015 5:47 am ]
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Falling into a pit covered with leaves

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Fri May 15, 2015 5:55 am ]
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Skydiving with no parachute.

Author:  Mayu Igiyooki [ Fri May 15, 2015 7:31 am ]
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Tired of programming.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Fri May 15, 2015 7:49 am ]
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Tired of posting.

Author:  SuperAj3 [ Fri May 15, 2015 10:31 am ]
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Forgot that the stove is hot when turned on

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Fri May 15, 2015 11:35 am ]
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Tried to rape a cow.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Sat May 16, 2015 12:53 am ]
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Falls on a toilet head-first while alone.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Sat May 16, 2015 12:55 am ]
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Killed by bees.

Author:  tiger_festival [ Sat May 16, 2015 1:29 am ]
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Angered the one person on the Internet who actually did graduate from the top of his class in the Navy Seals.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Sat May 16, 2015 8:18 am ]
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sumguy28 wrote:
Angered the one person on the Internet who actually did graduate from the top of his class in the Navy Seals.

what?

Kicked in the pancreas.

Author:  DoMaya [ Sat May 16, 2015 12:28 pm ]
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You'll die at a ripe old age while surrounded by people who love you.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Sat May 16, 2015 4:15 pm ]
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DoMaya Blackquill wrote:
You'll die at a ripe old age while surrounded by people who love you.

:edgey:

You'll die alone because you're alone.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Sat May 16, 2015 8:14 pm ]
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You make a post in this thread,a family member of an user dies that same way and the traumatized user kills you.

Author:  Mayu Igiyooki [ Mon May 18, 2015 12:04 pm ]
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Being controlled by a ghost.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Wed May 20, 2015 1:13 am ]
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Being controlled by a suicidal spirit.

Author:  Mayu Igiyooki [ Wed May 20, 2015 6:29 pm ]
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AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Being controlled by a suicidal spirit.

...Ah, well. :sadshoe:

Walking in a place that has at least 38 degrees Celcius as the temperature, wearing hood and walking for too long, resulting Dehydration.

Author:  Cesar Zero [ Wed May 20, 2015 8:17 pm ]
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Had a heart attack after hearing fake news that Maya aand Pearl died in an official AA game.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Wed May 20, 2015 11:58 pm ]
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Ace Pointer wrote:
Walking in a place that has at least 38 degrees Celcius as the temperature, wearing hood and walking for too long, resulting Dehydration.


Yeah, I'd rather be walking in a place that has 32 degrees Kelvin, while naked. I love the cold places.

cesar26100 wrote:
Had a heart attack after hearing fake news that Maya aand Pearl died in an official AA game.

That was the most evil deed, inDEED. :redd:

Poisoned by Atroquinine.

Author:  General Luigi [ Thu May 21, 2015 12:30 am ]
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Trampled to death by several wild elephants and a baby zebra between 3:55 PM and 4:00 PM on the fourth of July during a hailstorm.

Author:  Mayu Igiyooki [ Thu May 21, 2015 12:33 am ]
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cesar26100 wrote:
Had a heart attack after hearing fake news that Maya aand Pearl died in an official AA game.

...Ah, well. Maya is like one of the gems in AA, while Pearly is like a character that I like. You forgot Nick, though. :sad-maya:

You get assassinated by someone you banned before you reach the office of CR.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Thu May 21, 2015 1:02 am ]
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Stuck in a toilet for 425 years.

Author:  General Luigi [ Thu May 21, 2015 1:06 am ]
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Hit on the head by a falling Coulter Pine cone.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Thu May 21, 2015 1:10 am ]
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Drank cactus juice.

Author:  Mayu Igiyooki [ Thu May 21, 2015 2:06 am ]
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AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Drank cactus juice.

Jake would say that's literally impossible. :jake:

Death in a confrontation against a certain Sherriff. Texas Style!

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Thu May 21, 2015 2:09 am ]
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Ace Pointer wrote:
AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Drank cactus juice.

Jake would say that's literally impossible. :jake:

It is possible, by slicing the cactus.

Listened to Gant's Pipe Organ for 24 hours.

Author:  Mayu Igiyooki [ Thu May 21, 2015 2:24 am ]
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AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Ace Pointer wrote:
AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Drank cactus juice.

Jake would say that's literally impossible. :jake:

It is possible, by slicing the cactus.

Listened to Gant's Pipe Organ for 24 hours.

Nono. By that I meant was drinking cactus juice which results in peoples' deaths. Maybe you meant "too" much?

Intense Case of Hypothermia.

Author:  General Luigi [ Thu May 21, 2015 2:46 am ]
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AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Drank cactus juice.

It quenched me. Nothing could have been quenchier. It was the quenchiest.

[clears throat] Anyway...

Impaled through the heart by a pencil.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Thu May 21, 2015 2:58 am ]
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Fat cow from the sky squashed you.

Author:  SuperAj3 [ Thu May 21, 2015 6:14 am ]
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Played too much AA for hours on end and forgot to eat.

Author:  AJtheprogrammer [ Thu May 21, 2015 6:18 am ]
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Spent too much hours making sprites and forgot to sleep.

Author:  SuperAj3 [ Thu May 21, 2015 10:40 am ]
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AJtheprogrammer wrote:
Spent too much hours making sprites and forgot to sleep.

That's happened one night before. But I'm still alive and kickin'! :karma:

Also, you found a notebook on the ground, wrote your name in it and then died 40 seconds later. :viola:
Death Note, anyone?

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