being meguca is suffering
Joined: Sat Jul 30, 2016 12:41 am
There once was a great nerd. The nerd was very nerdy, and his coworker got drugged. One day, he was carrying his coworker to Boarding Lounge 1, when suddenly a sphynx cat appeared! It cackled," My name is Kyrie, and I wish to defecate the world! I will defecate you and your 0 friends!
But the nerd replied," No! I will never let you do that to my world! Die,you Claypollo shipper! But Kyrie attacked him first,and he fell to the ground!
It looked as if the great nerd was about to die,when suddenly an owl appeared! It said," Oh, Kyrie, I will micturate you!" And so it did. The nerd gaped in surprise. " Who are you,oh owl? You amaze me with your neon pink beak! It also surprised me how you kicked Kyrie's butt so much! I also really loved your antisocialness -"
"Now,now", said the owl ,"Enough with the compliments. If you must really know,I am...the Murderous Phantom!" " Whoa,really? I'm your biggest fan!" "O really? Who might you be,then?" "Oh,me? I'm just a nerd . My name is Aoi Daichi! But everybody hates me because I'm too nerdy."
" Ah,I can see why,you suck. Screw you. DIE!