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You found a genie. He tells you that he will grant one wish for you. There's a problem, though: he's old and hard of hearing. What you say is not necessarily what he will hear.

So this game is sort of a mix between "misread what the above poster said" and "corrupt a wish." You make a wish. The user who posts after you then "mishears" that wish. For example, suppose someone types "I wish for world peace."

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Someone wrote:
I wish for purple geese.
A flock of purple geese lands near you and follows you around wherever you go.

I wish to fall in love with someone who loves me back.

And then someone else would "mishear" my wish, describe the results, and post a wish of their own.

I'll start us off. I wish for other users to play this game.
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You wish for other boozers to lay the mages? Alright then,several alcoholics throughout the world shall give birth to wizards through eggs.

I wish to be a thin and healthy man.
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You are now a tin and stealthy van.

I wish for a purple rose
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Burp will rise? Fine. Whenever you burp,the burp bubbles will rise to your mouth,causing you to burp again.

I wish I could urinate
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You wish you were in eight?

OK from now on you will be split into 8 separate copies of yourself all 1/8 your size.

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.
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You shall eat all the sausages in the world. Every time someone makes a sausage it will warp to you

I wish for Gyakuten Kenji 2 to be localized
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You wish for lactose intolerant people to be located? Sure,you'll now know each and every lactose intolerant person's current location.

I wish I could play UNO with more people.
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I think Mother Scorn (Miss T.) wrote:
I wish I could see "Juno" with four eagles.

The eagles' talons damage the furniture they perch on and they leave a mess of feathers and fecal matter for you to clean up after they leave. At least they were quiet during the movie, though.

I wish I was healthier.
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You want to be heavier?

Fine you now weigh 1000kg.

I want free food.
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You want leaf food?

Fine. From now on,all you'll be able to eat iAds leaves. You didn't specify the type,so I'll say poison ivy. Enjoy!

I wish 2 minutes were longer.
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I think Buzzard Porn (Bessie) wrote:
I wish Tuvans were stronger.

All Tuvans now have superhuman strength. The Russian Armed Forces step up their recruitment campaigns in Tuva as a result.

I wish for my Switch to be here.
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Generally Loogy wrote:
I wish for witches to be here.


Sure. Your home is now populated with witches. Though they might want to kill you. Still,your wish,not mine,Boogie.

I wish to eat food good.
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Butthurt Norm wrote:
I wish to beat good mood.


Eh...is it just me? You look a little bit familiar, sonny.

Regardless, your wish has been granted. You have beaten your good mood and will now be grumpy for the rest of your life.

...Huh?

I wish I wasn't so grumpy all of a sudden.
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Northern Horn wrote:
I wish I wasn't so lucky all of a sudden.


Done, you now have incredibly bad luck and need to be careful doing the most basic tasks.

I wish that a new Ace Attorney game is announced soon.
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Cesar Zero wrote:
I wish that a new Ace Attorney game is announced soon.


Done. A new Zero Escape gets announced. It turns out to be pretty mediocre.

I wish for a life-sized solid gold statue of Bad Player.
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You get it but in the style of PLvsAA-3 someone casts a spell on BP and turns him into gold instead.

I wish I wasn’t such a meme.
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Southern Corn wrote:
You get it but in the style of PLvsAA-3 someone casts a spell on BP and turns him into gold instead.


(pssst, this is not the "corrupt a wish" thread, we are supposed to "mishear" wishes in this one instead of granting a twisted version of the actual wish.)

Cornern Sorn wrote:
I wish I wasn’t such a me.


Granted, you are now some random prisoner living in poor conditions instead.

I wish I could see the early airing of the Adventure Time finale.
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Cesar Zero wrote:

I wish I could see the early airing of the Adventure Time finale.


You want to have an early adventure time? Granted. At 5 am every morning, you will be transported to one of the top 100 most dangerous locations on earth.

I wish for a bar of chocolate.
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You wish for a bar late char? I dunno what that is, so I’ll just give you a burned down bar. Enjoy!

I wish for DGS2 to be localised.
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You want DGS 2 to be scrutinized? Very well, here's 1000 one star Amazon reviews.

I wish for SC to get married.
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SCone wrote:
You want DGS 2 to be scrutinized? Very well, here's 1000 one star Amazon reviews.

I wish for SC to get married.


By SC, you mean yourself, right SCone? Sure, you're married.

I wish I could whistle.
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Further Scorn wrote:
I wish a cold pistol.


Granted. You now have a really cold pistol in your hand.

I wish I could function on 2 hours of sleep.
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Brutus One wrote:
I wish I could relation on 2 hours of sleep.


Relation? Two hours of sleep? Sure, you now have a girlfriend to accompany you whenever you go to bed. Have fun!

I wish Oldbag would just die.
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Oi, I’m not that old. For that, I will turn you 40.

I wish for Pokèmon to be real.
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You wish pocket moms to be real? Sure, really small women and their even smaller children are now a thing.

I wish Infinity Train was coming out sooner.
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An infinitely long train? Sure, now the railway station is ruined!

I wish I could just sleep.
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You wish you could blast sheep? What did sheep ever do to you?

I wish I knew what to do with my life.
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You wish you knew what to do with your wife? Sure, you now have infinite ideas for activities to do with your wife.

I wish I had a pineapple pizza.
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You wish for a pain in the ass? Here you go, an all pineapple pizza.

I wish for an eidetic memory.
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You wish to have an idiotic memory? Done, now you have a memory of eating Margherita pizza and actually enjoying it.

I wish my internet was faster.
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Your international pastor was fired? Well, he's now rehired! Congrats!

I wish for garlic bread.
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You wish 4 garlic bred? k, 4 random garlic bulbs have beautiful children now.

I wish Remember11 was remade and localized.
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You wish you could remember 11 again? Sure, you remember it now.

I wish for grass.
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Oh, you wish for sass, do ya? Well you can't just wish for sass, ya punk. That shit's gotta be earned.

I wish for a world without mosquitoes.
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Your toes must wanna quit? Sure, I'll chop 'em off your feet then!

I wish you were married.
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You wish I was carried? Okay, carry me up these stairs will you.

I wish for a magic wand.
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You wish to be in a magical band? Granted, you're now the head singer of the Gavinners.

I wish I could be a star.
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Sweet, I can get close to Klavier now.

You want to be czar?

Okay, but they're all dead now so...
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I wish Lone had wished for something.
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You wish you had a lone wish? Sure, but it's kind of useless now.

I wish I wished for something.
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