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Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Corrupt a Wish

Surprised this isn't here. It's such a staple forum game.

All you have to do here is take the wish of the person above you and corrupt it. And then add on your own wish at the end.

Example:

Northern Grain (NG)- I wish I could be an elephant.

Athena4Cykes- On the condition you will be hunted to death at the tender age of 11. And I wish I was 13 again.

PennyMario- But you'll be bullied extra hard in high school. And I wish my hands weren't so sticky.

Misty Mustard- But your tongue will be sticky instead. And I wish my SNG exams were easier.

And so on and so forth.

So I'll start.

I wish I could have a McVeggie with extra cheese and veg sauce.

Corrupt this wish wisely. :godot:

Author:  KirbySage18 [ Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Southern Corn (SC) wrote:

I wish I could have a McVeggie with extra cheese and veg sauce.

Corrupt this wish wisely. :godot:


But your McVeggie will be rotten when you pull it out of the box. And I wish cats became the dominant race. :shoe:

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But they'll be infected with a disease and they'll die without any descendants.

I wish I could get adequate sleep.

Author:  Mitaschimitté [ Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
Misty Mustard-

Love it how you tried to botch my username. XD

However, you'll have a 1/10 chance of having a nightmare, and 1/30 chance of not feeling sleepy at all.

I wish I knew how to make wishes, questions and answers in general. :athena:

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You will,but they'll all be taken as proof of you being a pedophile and you'll be arrested for it.

I wish I had ordered less pizza.

Author:  Mitaschimitté [ Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Southern Corn (SC) wrote:
You will,but they'll all be taken as proof of you being a pedophile and you'll be arrested for it.

Um, I don't think that's... realistically possible.

Except you'll start having cravings for other food items.

I wish that I had two kinds of pens: A Pineapple Pen and an Apple Pen.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Since when was this game supposed to be realistic? ;)

But their ink is actually just watermelon juice and it looks like you wrote in blood and you'll be arrested for wasting good blood.

I wish pests didn't exist.

Author:  General Luigi [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Unfortunately, what creatures qualify as "pests" is a matter of perspective, so every species perceived as a pest by even one individual is wiped out. As it just so happens, there's at least one individual who perceives humans as pests, so...

I wish to never again be tired when working.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You will,but you'll have to drink sixty cups of coffee to feel better, so at night the caffeine hits hard.

I wish my patience was everlasting

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You will, but you will have to listen to whatever that flying rainbow cat song is for infinity and have no chance to do anything else.

I wish to replay VLR again with no memories of the last playthrough.
Edit: Finally noticed the Athena4Cykes thing :pearly:

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Nyan cat is my deity,so check ur privilege

You will,but the ending will be changed to Danganrompa's ending to confuse you

I wish it didn't take you so long to notice Athena4Cykes.

Author:  Dollarluigi [ Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But he's most likely not gonna actually become quicker at noticing stuff. I wish you'd make more "realistic" wishes. :P

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But then those wishes will be basically pointless. Like,'I wish that Americans protest over their new president.'


I wish you'd say something about PennyMario,your twin brother.

Author:  Dollarluigi [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You wish to say something about someone who doesn't exist?

Also, I wish my friends would actually stay a part of my life.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Yes they would,but they would be abusive towards you.


I wish I had a purpose in life.

Author:  General Luigi [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Your purpose is to be mocked.

I wish I could eat as many sweets as I want without it being bad for my health.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You could,but they would taste like spinach to make it healthy.

I wish I wouldn't have a dry throats before getting a cold.

Author:  sumguy28 [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:19 pm ]
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Granted. Instead you get a dry throat after getting a cold. Permanently.

I wish I had my self-esteem back.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:24 pm ]
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You would,but then you would lose it again permanently.


I wish I didn't put too much ketchup

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But you would put too much mustard instead.

I wish I could know why so many people hate Zero Time Dilemma yet, all the reviews are great. (And I can't check until I finish 999 and that game because of spoilers :sadshoe:)

Author:  Dollarluigi [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Because you can never truly understand how people think or feel, you'll never truly know.

I wish I had food right now.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:54 am ]
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You would,but it'd be a pie filled with anthrax.

I wish I had some sleep

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:15 am ]
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You would but each dream would consist of you being chased by a huge worm in a cornfield while books are thrown at you.

I wish everyone at my school would not have the flu and cold by tomorrow and become less irritable.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

They would,but then you would get it instead and be moody.


I wish I didn't have so much work today.

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You wouldn't but then Court Records would crash and stay offline until you get more work.

I wish it would be the weekend already.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:59 am ]
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(Thankfully,I have books to read.)

But then your homework would double.

I wish that Batman was good.

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:03 am ]
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He would be but then your real life hero would become evil.

I wish Star Wars 8 could be released already.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

BUt it would be complete [explicit].

I wish carbon didn't have a valency of four so that carbon compounds wouldn't exist.

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

It wouldn't but water wouldn't have a valency of 2.

I wish I could actually preorder a Nintendo Switch.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You could but then it would be broken.

I wish I didn't have so much time on my hands.

Author:  Dollarluigi [ Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Nah, you get too much time and nothing to do at all.

I wish I had more good free VNs to waste my time with.

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But then you'd forget what a VN is once you reach that point.

I wish I could figure out how to stick to my project for good.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You could,but literally. As in,you'll get superglued to your project for good.


I wish I had more caramel.

Author:  Apollo4Justice [ Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But then you'd pronounce it "car-mel" instead.

I wish VLR didn't feel so short the second playthrough.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

Instead it would go on for a century.


I wish it didn't smell so funny here.

Author:  Lone [ Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:30 pm ]
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But it smells funny everywhere else now.

I wish to break through ignorant people

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You will,but also break your hand in the process


I wish I could be warmer

Author:  Dollarluigi [ Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

But if you get too warm, you'll burn up.

I wish I had Danganronpa 2.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon May 01, 2017 3:47 am ]
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But halfway through the game it becomes Mario for no reason


I wish I would have no more itches

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Mon May 01, 2017 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt a Wish

You won't receive itches, but at the cost of removing all your skin receptors.

I wish I have an invisible third hand.

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