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Author:	Feihancassie [ Sat May 24, 2008 7:13 pm ]
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The fourth case: don't remember exactly but they said something like: Is that what you're driving at? Yes, that's what I'm driving at What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving? xD Sometimes Udgey's really stupid..

Author:	Haibara~n [ Mon May 26, 2008 10:48 pm ]
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A lot of 2-3s: It seems that, unlike wine, this witness has NOT gotten more mature with age. D: I don't know why, but I liked that one. It seems as if the series has quite a few wine analogies. XD Pearls showed me an amazing magic trick! She pulled the end of her thumb off! Oh, god. XD You're the man now, doll! ......XDDDDDD Edit: Oh, and I just came across this one in 2-4: It's elementary, my dear! Also, I loved whenever Pearl referred to Gumshoe as the "Man with the Little Beard". XDDDD

Author:	The Turtle Guy [ Fri May 30, 2008 4:57 pm ]
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Einwand wrote: Spoiler: 2-2 :phoenix: This is how Acro managed to kill the Ringmaster! With the force of gravity and Maxmillion Galactica's ample bust! Gigglesnort. That's my favorite line in the whole game. XDXD Nick just can't get the image of Max with with boobs out of his head.

Author:	Rheine [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:23 pm ]
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Hey, i can't believe no one mentioned this! [VERY BADLY PARAPHRASED] Hey, it's Mr. Smith the dentist! That's Wright! I mean..that's wrong! My name's Wright, not Smith! Well, atleast i got, like, 3 letters right?

Author:	MR.X [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:41 am ]
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I like when makes a fresh prince of belair refence something like " In west clownatopea born and raised in thee circus that I spent most of my days."

Author:	Nutrition Facts [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:44 pm ]
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People have probably mentioned these already, but... ^^; Dunno the context, but Not you too, Mia! With the whip...and the pain...and the oww... and Maya brainstorming how to advertise for clients... "Spine tingling legal action! Mind numbing legalese! You'll say 'wow!' ... " and it's funnier out of context, when the Judge says: Shiny... Things? and when Frankarma* says "Flamboozled" XD and also when she says "I'm...An....Idiot..." while banging her fist on the desk XD *cough I call her Frankarma and her father Mankarma. ^^;

Author:	Akuro-Chan [ Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:38 pm ]
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[After Moe stops talking about Pi] Silence fool! You are to respond with the whole truth! No fractions!

Author:	yaoigirl15 [ Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:35 am ]
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when u say that the thief stole the button as a memento : the thief probably took the button as a memento to remind him of his first perfect crime something like that : wright, i want you to keep that button as a memento : as a momento of what? : as a memento of your penalty! ... it's something like that it made me laugh xD NOBODY has mentioned this, it's something like this I wrote a song for her : you wrote a song? it goes like this: i want you to hold me, i want you to touch me, i want you to... the rest is private xDD we ALL know what it means xDD

Author:	Gil [ Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:43 pm ]
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Happiness Punch! wrote: Currently playing case 4 Spoiler: At court, questioning about how did Adrian got the costume, choosing the wrong alternative: :I think it may have been stolen from Mr. Engarde. : S-stolen?! But why would someone do such a thing? : Maybe the thief wanted to interfere wit the post-ceremony stage show. : Hmm... : And so, if he didn't have his costume, then Mr. Engarde would be forced to go naked! Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court! ...Evil Edgey. Spoiler: Cross-examining Shelly de killer, pressing his statement about already revealing his client: ... What is it, Mr. Wright? (If I press him the wrong way, it might raise suspicions on his end...But I have to do something to waste more time...) Umm.. Witness. About requesting a hit... Yes? How much is your fee? ... I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney... Huh? If you would like to talk business, we can do so after the trial... ACK! NONONO! I'm not thinking of hiring -- silence M-M-Mr. Wright!! Y-Yes?! Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!? N-No, your Honor! Why would I do such--- Guilty! MR.PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!! I love the first one. Edgey'd like that, wouldn't he? xD

Author:	Eleanore [ Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:19 pm ]
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Haibara~n wrote: Pearls showed me an amazing magic trick! She pulled the end of her thumb off! Oh, god. XD Haha, I remember that one. I was thinking "silly Maya everyone knows how to do that" Then I proceeded to try to do the trick myself and failing miserably not managing to figure out how to do it at all... I picked up the DS again in shame and sent my sympathies to Maya.

Author:	ObjectionBigot [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:27 am ]
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Spoiler: :oops: The bust is..... whipped underyourhonor'sbench! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??!!? THAT'S A PENALTY!! (45% penalty) ARRRGH!!! WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT DOUBLE?! WELL HERE YA GO! (45% penalty) DOUBLE ARRGH!!!!!

Author:	Feihancassie [ Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:53 pm ]
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2-4: OBJECTION! ... ... ... Audience: .... What was the point of that pregnant pause?!

Author:	Ayanami [ Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:23 pm ]
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Case 2-3 Quote: Phoenix: Hey...it's a picture of Regina. Maya: Well, she is a shining beauty. Phoenix: No objections here. Quote: Regina: When someone dies, they become a star from the heavens later, as they look down upon you from above. That is why night is better than day, as you can see everyone that is gone. As you get the feeling that they are doing great in the sky. Not funny, but sweet. =3

Author:	aquachump [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:51 am ]
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: (Aaargh! That egomaniacal...) : It's not good for your health to be so aggravated. : You won't live very long if you let everything bother you... : (Somehow, that coming from an assassin makes it less than comforting...) - - - - - - - : Look, this guy is guilty. A buck says so. : One dollar...? Sure you're not talking about Pearls' allowance money? : I... I can't bet any more than that... My salary... It's... Poor guy XD

Author:	Nicksfingerpopped [ Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:59 am ]
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FABULOUS! You've stolen one of Maximillion Galaxia's Hearts! Max, what's your real name? Its Billy Bob Johns... ...! ...Ugh... What's wrong Maya? He's really just a country bumpkin... Case two was annoying and funny at the same time.

Author:	Pearl the Barrister [ Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:23 am ]
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Rheine wrote: Hey, i can't believe no one mentioned this! [VERY BADLY PARAPHRASED] Hey, it's Mr. Smith the dentist! That's Wright! I mean..that's wrong! My name's Wright, not Smith! Well, atleast i got, like, 3 letters right? She said, "Mr. Smith, Esquire" I thought. Esq. means lawyer. That was really funny though. Ducks wrote: I only know the german version of JFA, but most of the english quotes are similar to the ones I know from my game. But the part when Phoenix makes his joke in front of Maya and Moe is completely different. Even if his joke in English or French (I saw it somewhere, too) is not as funny as his sarcastic thougts, at least I would laugh about that... a bit. xD.. In the german version, Phoenix says something like: "Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to reach the other side!" Why couldn't the translators come up with something less awful? In English it was "Why am I, Phoenix Wright, a good lawyer? Because I'm WRIGHT all the time!" : ... Haruhi wrote: I can't remember the exact quotes, but I loved it when Phoenix would always ask about Max's three symbols, and everyone in the courtroom would yell "SILK HAT! CLOAK! WHITE ROSES!" I can just see that in that really stupid show, Dora the Explorer... "CLOAK! SILK HAT! WHITE ROSES!" And Max is there too.

Author:	Coffee and Twinkies [ Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:12 am ]
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Darzie P wrote: :maya: Keep The Cafeteria Clean...Or Die!!!! What a quote Mr. Wellington love large bananas!!!! ... ... ... I'll have you know I like strawberries much more than bananas. you would not believe how hard I laughed at that. It sounds so wrong that its funny. that one is now one of my favs. my fav is the first case in JFA when you press Gumshoe on everything in his testimony. And when Feenie asks Shelly how much h gets paid

Author:	Johnny Rotan [ Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:07 pm ]
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Here's the well known 2-2 one, blended together with a lesser known one from 2-2 to make something: had to post it here too

Author:	TheBaronAndEma [ Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:52 am ]
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(to Lotta) Well you ain't the world's number one charmer either, sister.

Author:	DetectiveTomDamron [ Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:20 am ]
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Replaying The Ace Attorney series for a while i finally got to this one again "Those are...bananas?" ISNT THAT THE BASEBALL GLOVE!!!!? oh payne you foolish fool >.> "The Cell Phone Confusion" There is something very important about that card and that is the name on the card. the back of the card. "the name of the card" The name on that card tells people who I am! It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"! ... ... ... ..Did you not know that? NOPE! Sorry that was long

Author:	Aliucon [ Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:07 pm ]
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Mr. Bear wrote: :grey: Such depressing weather we're having. Do you understand how depressed that makes me!? Do you!? It's all that stupid weather girl's fault! "I think our rain will break with a little dry spell", is what she said! I'd bet my life on it! Well, it is the weather... Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $5,000 suit!! Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl... I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter. --- Your Honor, what do you think of the evidence? ...Ms. von Karma. What do you think of the evidence? Witness, what do you think of the evidence? (Lets small bird fly off) Mr. Wright, what do you think of the evidence? Uh... hmm... OWWW! Here's one from me too! (Penalized) MAYA KICK!!! (Ow! Please... no more pain...) --- Pearls, did you walk all the way here? gasp Of course not... I ran! (Oh dear...) Pearly, didn't you take that train? Huh? What's a "tray-in"? (If it takes two hours by train... oh dear, dear...) --- Mr. Lawyer dude, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop intruding on my personal life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a lunch appointment. W-what?! You're in detention! Who are you going to eat with, the security guard!? These here are pure gold. Pearl the Barrister wrote: In English it was "Why am I, Phoenix Wright, a good lawyer? Because I'm WRIGHT all the time!" : ... I can't see how they didn't find that funny. I lol'd with that one.

Author:	Burninator [ Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:06 am ]
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you really should have a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine! haha i love edgy and definitely the best from shoe meow

Author:	76_trombone [ Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:23 pm ]
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grim_tales wrote: Hey, I just thought in AA Case 3: Spoiler: Does "Vasquez" mean something in Spanish or maybe Portuguese like "killer" or "murderer" or whatever? Dee Vasquez's name could have been a clue right off the bat if it did... I think it's meant to sound like Diva

Author:	76_trombone [ Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:05 pm ]
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: you have stolen one of Max galactic'as hearts ..... you have stolen 10 of Max Galactica's hearts :how many hearts does this guy have?

Author:	Quillpaw [ Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:31 pm ]
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Anything out of Moe's mouth, obviously. Especially when he gets whipped. : Mr. Lawyer dude? Who was that...? : Ah, um...No one. It has nothing to do with you, so forget you heard anything! : ...Dude, did you nose just get longer? It's funny once you really know about Matt, because it's a hint that he knows more than he's letting on. Plus it's just giggle-worthy.

Author:	Burninator [ Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:20 am ]
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PHOENIX IS A POOPYHEAD!!

Author:	Freyarule [ Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:26 pm ]
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Here are some of my faves that I can remember: CASE 1 Court is now in session for the trial of Maggey Byrde. The prosecution is ready, Your Honor. ... What is it, Mr. Wright? Um, er...Are you talking to me...? Do you see any other defense attorneys here? - (Nowhere to run...I'm sooo dead!) - (presenting baseball glove as "bananas") Isn't it delicious? Care for a bite? - Come on Nick. We can talk about you being old later. - Could you tell the court what is special about this glove? What's special? Never really thought about it but... it's REALLY yellow... and that's about it. - CASE 4 Don't worry, Mr. Nick. Mystic Maya and I will be your friends against the world! (Ouch… I don't have many friends, do I?) - Mr Engarde, I have one last question for you. Please answer honestly. … Please put the phone away and answer the question yourself. - Shush! I'm talking to my dear Edgey-Wedgey right now! Don't interrupt us, gramps! Yes, madam. No no no, please, by all means interrupt her! Please! - (presenting wrong evidence 1) Well, Mr. Engarde? Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult my friend, OK? ... ... He said I should snort while I give a good laugh. Um... OK, here I go. ... Aha ha ha ha snort! - (presenting wrong evidence 2) Well, Mr. Engarde? Hold on a sec. I'm gonna ask my mom, OK? ... ... She says that I can't be friends with someone like you. - Duuuuuude?! (classic) - You... You...You killed Mr. Corrida! Hahaha. I dare you to say that in court tomorrow. - (phone) ... (Argh! It's that accursed Engarde again...) (phone) ...beep... WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!? Look, don't call me anymore! I mean it! ......You're really mean, pal. - GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!!GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil--guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY! OK, I'm done....pant

Author:	Spiker [ Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:38 pm ]
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Has the old dude made up his mind yet?

Author:	Quillpaw [ Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:30 pm ]
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Anyone who bothered to look up the exact spelling, order, and capitalization of Matt's freakout has my eternal devotion.

Author:	Litral [ Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:40 pm ]
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Quillpaw wrote: Anyone who bothered to look up the exact spelling, order, and capitalization of Matt's freakout has my eternal devotion. Must... win... devotion of Matt fangirl! Noooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo Guiltyyyyyyy!!!!!! !!!!!!!!Guuuuuilty!!! GGG--Guuiiillltyyyy!!! GGGUUUILLLTYYY!!GUILTY!!! GuiLTy!!guIIIltYY!!Guil-- guilty!guilty!GUilTY!GUILTY! So Freyarule was right, actually.

Author:	Quillpaw [ Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:43 pm ]
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worships

Author:	Freyarule [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:44 pm ]
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is worshipped glows with pride Oh, I remember hearing a quote about Matt that I thought was pretty cool, but couldn't find it anywhere. I was replaying case 4 and found it :) But it seems that Engarde is no ordinary man...

Author:	Quillpaw [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:01 pm ]
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That Engarde is one evil, evil man! For once, the hag's on the right track. I just giggled like crazy when I saw that line.

Author:	76_trombone [ Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:27 pm ]
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- great now this case should be in the...... blast radius for disaster. For some reason I found that really funny

Author:	Spiker [ Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:03 pm ]
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Phones rings Ugh! It's that Engarde again! picks up WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!? .................... You're really mean, pal.

Author:	Matilda_de_Fence [ Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:07 am ]
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Was I the only one who was like "are you serious?! Pffft." At what you had to present to Edgeworth at the end? P: (It seems like words aren't enough here. I wonder if there's anything I can give him to express how I feel?) P:presents whip to Edgeworth E: What's this..? Haha, I was like gigglesnort Capcom, you need to stop all the subtext. Oh and during the psyche-lock thing with Matt's secret, Phoenix says something about the stuffed bear. P:Aww, but he says he knows you. How could you forget such a great friend? Matt: What else did the bear tell you?

Author:	Freyarule [ Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:53 pm ]
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Yeah, I lol'd at the whip thing too! I was thinking "hehehehe....kinkeh."

Author:	DigiFaith [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:46 pm ]
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: (Did he just call me "sweetie"?) Also, am I the only one who caught the fact that Phoenix... Spoiler: JFA case 4 ...brought Franziska flowers in the hospital? I don't remember the exact quote, but when you first see her at the clinic, she says something about "those tulips in your hand." Aww, Phoenix. :D

Author:	ammchan [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:55 am ]
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DigiFaith wrote: :nick-sweat:: (Did he just call me "sweetie"?) Also, am I the only one who caught the fact that Phoenix... Spoiler: JFA case 4 ...brought Franziska flowers in the hospital? I don't remember the exact quote, but when you first see her at the clinic, she says something about "those tulips in your hand." Aww, Phoenix. :D ... And what are those tulips doing in your hand, Mr. Phoenix Wright? (Argh! I knew I shouldn't have come here!) ^_^ I liked that part.

Author:	Grancko [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:15 pm ]
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Spoiler: case 4 Matt's Psyche-Lock: : : What's this? : A receipt proving you brought this bear and hid the spy camera in it. : Dude, This only say's that I spent $200,00. This could've been that toothbrush I brought. : A TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR TOOTHBRUSH??

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