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Author:  iloveedgeworth [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]

:notes: look a ladder!
:phoenix: Um... That's a step ladder.
:notes: What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
:phoenix: S-scientific huh?
:notes: Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
:phoenix: ( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)



and also in apollo justice
:kyouya: While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death.
:minuki: Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder!
:odoroki: Trucy, it's the same thing.
:kyouya: For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead.
:minuki: I still say it's a step ladder!
Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom

Author:  Steel Turnabout [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:52 pm ]
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iloveedgeworth wrote:
:notes: look a ladder!
:phoenix: Um... That's a step ladder.
:notes: What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
:phoenix: S-scientific huh?
:notes: Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
:phoenix: ( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)



and also in apollo justice
:kyouya: While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death.
:minuki: Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder!
:odoroki: Trucy, it's the same thing.
:kyouya: For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead.
:minuki: I still say it's a step ladder!
Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom

Y-You do know that this is for JFA?

Author:  iloveedgeworth [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:02 pm ]
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It made me lol when phoenix is talking to morgan and she says he is not a good lawyer.
:phoenix: "so first a girl that runs away then a woman who says i'm not good at my job, when did i become the poster boy for how not to make a first impression"
:pealshock: :morgan: :think-pw:

Author:  iloveedgeworth [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:04 pm ]
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
iloveedgeworth wrote:
:notes: look a ladder!
:phoenix: Um... That's a step ladder.
:notes: What's the difference? In scientific terms, please.
:phoenix: S-scientific huh?
:notes: Look at the basic nature of things, Mr. Wright.
:phoenix: ( This is all seems so horribly familiar somehow...)



and also in apollo justice
:kyouya: While the victim was on top of the ladder, the defendant shoved the ladder, causing the victim to fall and hit his head, thus the cause of death.
:minuki: Objection! That's a step ladder! Not a ladder!
:odoroki: Trucy, it's the same thing.
:kyouya: For once, I agree with you, Herr Forehead.
:minuki: I still say it's a step ladder!
Judge: Order! We are NOT having this ladder step ladder debate in my courtroom

Y-You do know that this is for JFA?


AWWWW, i found it funny. sorry if i posted it on the wrong thing or anything
:phoenix:

Author:  iloveedgeworth [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:38 pm ]
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:grey think:Such depressing weather we're having. Do you understand how depressed that makes me!? Do you!? It's all that stupid weather girl's fault! "I think our rain will break with a little dry spell today", is what she said! I'd bet my life on it!
:phoenix: Well, it is the weather...
:grey think:Yes, but that's why I didn't bother to bring an umbrella today. That stupid weather girl! She's going to hear from my $1'500 suit!!
:phoenix: Um... about your case. Unless you want to sue the weather girl...
:grey think: I'm sorry. I thought that before we got down to business we could have a little friendly chatter

and also the next day it goes something like this
:phoenix: Well, nice weather we're having today
:grey think: I don't beleive it! That stupid weathergirl said it will rain cats and dogs today.
:phoenix: (it's only the weather)

Author:  Crys [ Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:19 am ]
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I don't remember exactly how they go but whenever Frannie goes into her "FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS WHO ARE FOOLHARDY ENOUGH TO FOOLISHLY TRY TO FOOL OTHER FOOLS!" rants, I just crack up XD

Author:  iloveedgeworth [ Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:49 pm ]
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i can't rember in which game or case but in one...
:phoenix: (says something stupid)
:udgy: and for that you can have a penalty
:phoenix: ...
:franny: (says something cool)
:udgy: and you can have another penalty while you're there too

sorry if i can't remember the exact words. it goes something like this i think
feel free to correct me if youfind the right words :) :phoenix:

Author:  FishyTLF [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:12 am ]
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:eh?: I'm running every red light, pal!

Author:  Ziska Von Hawthorne [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:13 pm ]
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:oldbag:: Shush! I'm talking to my dear Edgey-Wedgey right now! Don't interrupt us, gramps!
:udgy:: Yes, madam.
:edgeworth: : No no no, please, by all means interrupt her! Please!

Spoiler: 2-4
Phoenix: Um... Witness. About requesting a hit...
De killer: Yes?
Phoenix: How much is your fee...?
De killer: ... I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney...
Phoenix: Huh?
De killer: If you would like to talk business, we can do so after the trial...
Phoenix: Ack! NONONO! I'm not thinking of hiring...
Judge: M-M-Mr. Wright!!
Phoenix: Y-Yes!?
Judge: Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!?
Phoenix: Whaaaat!? Why would you think something like that, Your Hon...
Judge: Guilty! MR. PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!!
Edgeworth: ...Witness. Let's continue...

Author:  aliceaceattorney [ Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:04 pm ]
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*The one in Justice For All, Ini Miney's testimony - pointing out something (I'm not sure XC :acro: )

:phoenix: : (First off, my name's not Mr.Smith and second, I'm an only child)

--Broke me up the way it came out XD--

Next when examining some stuff in The big top
Maya asks you what kind of clues we're looking for

:phoenix: : A bloody chainsaw for instance....

ROFL :redd:

And


When Money steals Nick's badge:

:phoenix: : Well, the rich ape just stole my attorney's badge. Mind if I get that back?]


--

:udgy: :What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving? XD


---
:phoenix: :(The judge is glaring straight at Mia)

:mia: :*angry* He's glaring at you, smart guy!



And helluva losta moar! I just luv the JFA season XD :franny:

Author:  NinjaMonkey [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:07 am ]
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Here are some of my favourites:

2-2

:phoenix: (First a girl that runs away, and now an old lady who says I stink at doing my job... When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?)

:hotti: Mind if I borrow this for a while...? For... "private research" purposes...

:hotti: Oooh... This is, this is... A superb example of a woman...

:phoenix: (Nice, tag-teamed in Stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1)

:think-pw: (Looks like the pipe's about to burst... Guess I should help it along...)

2-3

:cards: Ab-so-lute-ly FABULOUS!
:phoenix: Absolutely cringe inducing.

:moe: Top of the morning to ya, guv'ner.

:moe: The early bird gets the worm. But then again, worms lack higher brain function.

:ka-whip: Foolish fool who never tires of his foolish ways...

:no-no: : Do you spend your entire life dreaming up new ways to be a fool?

2-4

:object: You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!!

:edgeworth: This wastefulness is such a familiar feeling by now that it's almost... comforting.

:phoenix: (Words cannot describe how screwed I am...)

:edgeworth: If I could receive large rolls of cash by simply bringing people things on trays... Then why on Earth would I stand around here prosecuting!?
:phoenix: (He's got a point... I don't even get paid, let alone rolls of cash for all my hard work.)

:radio: To the gentleman who spoke just now... Excuse me, but would you care to die?

Author:  forgottenpoem [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:25 pm ]
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Hope we didn't have these yet:

Let me lay it all out for you... The pay sucks... The clown sucks... And my partner has his hand up my pants.
~Trilo Quist in Turnabout Big Top

And I can't recall the exact phrasing, but:

Not you too, Mia...with the whip...and the pain..and the oooooowww-
~Phoenix at some point in the second(?) case

Author:  angels_gal [ Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:44 am ]
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Reunion, and Turnabout Quotes:

Spoiler:
Mia: Don't just stand there "hmm"-ing to yourself!
Phoenix: Not you too, Mia! With the whip… And the pain… And the oww…

Phoenix: Don’t tell me you walked all the way here.
Pearl: Of course not! I ran.


Turnabout Big Top Quotes:

Spoiler:
Phoenix: (About the bust/statue) It's um... um...
Judge: What is it? Why did you stop suddenly?
Phoenix: (Speaking Slowly)Well, I'm not sure if I should really say this because the bust is... *Whip!* (Speaking much faster) UNDER YOUR HONOUR'S BENCH!
Franziska: You really had to think about whether you should say tha-
Judge GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!? THAT IS A PENALTY!!
Phoenix: Arrrgh!
Judge: What's that? WANT ANOTHER ONE? HERE YOU GO!!
Phoenix: Double Arrrgh! (I had a bad feeling that would happen.)

Maya: Ah, a ladder.
Phoenix: It's just a stepladder.
Maya: What's the difference? They do the same thing, right? I think you should stick to the basic facts of the matter
Phoenix: Oh... Uh... Ok. (It's not even worth arguing with her on this one.)


Farewell, My Turnabout Quotes:

Spoiler:
(Upon learning that one of his witnesses was actually Wendy Oldbag) I saw the report with her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet... it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?) - Miles Edgeworth inner monologue.

"You really should come with a supply of swiss cheese to match your vintage whine." - Miles Edgeworth

Pearls: (While discussing visiting von Karma in the hospital) Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!

Author:  Peircelus [ Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:52 am ]
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ive made a drinking game out of how many times franziska says fool
:b33r:
was drunk by the end of investigations

Author:  nameihavetochoose [ Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:40 am ]
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:think-pw: (the judge is looking right at Mia...)
:peal-mia: He's looking at you, smart guy!

Author:  Hunter [ Tue May 07, 2013 10:19 pm ]
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I laughed when Phoenix has in 2-2 to show a proof at a moment I forgot and he think about Franziska "Excuuuuuse-me princess !", sweating bullets. :nick-sweat:

Edit : I recalled another thing pretty amusing. When we go to Engarde's mansion, Dekiller is here, dressed up like a groom. And he says that he's named JOHN DOE ! Like the famous killer of Fincher movie "Seven". Classic.

Author:  Damarus [ Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:30 pm ]
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Here's mine. Not sure if it was on Case 3 or Case 4.

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Author:  Mary Faraday [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:16 pm ]
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Damarus wrote:
Here's mine. Not sure if it was on Case 3 or Case 4.

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Oh godness. Dirty mind rules again and honestly, I tried to avoid that--

Author:  Wooden Chair [ Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:57 am ]
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This is one of the lines I like:
:knock-knock: (referring to :pearl:) Aww, she's, like, tooootally cute!
Is she, like, your daughter?

:ack: W-What!? NO!
(To self): How old do you think I am!?
Wait did Ini predict the future because :trucy:?

Author:  Detective Gustav [ Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:03 pm ]
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:nick-sweat:"Why am I, Phoenix Wright, such a great lawyer? Because I am "Wright" all the time!"

Author:  godot_in_court [ Fri Dec 02, 2016 7:27 am ]
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Justice for All was the first one I played, so I definitely have a soft spot for it. Maybe I now have a good reason to praise it. Looking over all these great quotes, maybe Justice for All is the funniest of the (eight) games?

I saw someone here compliment Franzy's "fool" lines, and yeah, they got me every time too.

And I'd gladly give my vote to the Investigations games for the weakest humor (and I'd blame it on Edgey, sorry pal.)

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