Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:41 pm

Wooster

Deputy of Self-Esteem

Gender: Male

Location: Connecticut

Rank: Admin

Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:36 pm

Posts: 3380

Man, these ad offers are getting weirder and weirder. After the last suggestion for Phoenix riding a Segway. We got an email today from someone offering to sell us the domain Defense Lawyers Brooklyn dot you-know-what. (I'm not going to give them the benefit of a free link) for $350. So what could an Ace Attorney Fansite do with such a domain?

Why the only practical thing I can think of is SUPER MARIO vs ACE ATTORNEY!*

Mario's in trouble! Bowser's lawyers have issued a warrant for Mario's arrest. The charge? Unlawful trespassing and breaking and entering. Never mind the international disaster of unlawfully crossing the Mushroom Kingdom Border. In what may be Phoenix's strangest case yet, he must uncover the truth while cross examining turtles and royalty. Can Phoenix turnabout this most cracked crossover ever conceived?

Maaaaaan. I'm having waaaaaaay too much fun with these emails. Honestly, they're not normally this interesting. Looks like we're on a roll here.

* (For our younger fans, in the 90's it was cannon that Mario was an Italian Plumber from Brooklyn. Hence the connection.)

Bump - bump - bump - bump - bump - bump - bump

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:48 pm

Sixth Pegasus

Spoon tastes like fork

Gender: Male

Location: Netherlands

Rank: Desk Jockey

Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:50 am

Posts: 91

Well, a legitimate lawyer would've helped a lot in Super Mario Sunshine :yuusaku:

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:44 pm

Neon Lemmy Koopa

Yo Dawg!

Gender: Male

Location: Houston, Texas

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:57 am

Posts: 1219

Mario is the defendant, Bowser is the prosecutor, Toadsworth is judge, and Phoenix is the attorney all like "And here I thought my life couldn't get any weirder...."

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:51 pm

Pierre

The watcher in CR's shadow.

Gender: Male

Location: Scotland

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:30 pm

Posts: 6609

And Maya is arrested for cannibalism for eating Toads stating "But they look like food!"

Made by Chesu+Zombee

You thought you could be safe in your courts, with your laws and attorneys to protect you. In this world only I am law, my word is fact, my power is absolute.

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:25 am

Mr. Bear Jew

Hibernating

Gender: Male

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:37 pm

Posts: 4162

Wooster wrote:

Man, these ad offers are getting weirder and weirder. After the last suggestion for Phoenix riding a Segway. We got an email today from someone offering to sell us the domain Defense Lawyers Brooklyn dot you-know-what. (I'm not going to give them the benefit of a free link) for $350. So what could an Ace Attorney Fansite do with such a domain?

Why the only practical thing I can think of is SUPER MARIO vs ACE ATTORNEY!*

Mario's in trouble! Bowser's lawyers have issued a warrant for Mario's arrest. The charge? Unlawful trespassing and breaking and entering. Never mind the international disaster of unlawfully crossing the Mushroom Kingdom Border. In what may be Phoenix's strangest case yet, he must uncover the truth while cross examining turtles and royalty. Can Phoenix turnabout this most cracked crossover ever conceived?

Maaaaaan. I'm having waaaaaaay too much fun with these emails. Honestly, they're not normally this interesting. Looks like we're on a roll here.

* (For our younger fans, in the 90's it was cannon that Mario was an Italian Plumber from Brooklyn. Hence the connection.)

If I still had the creativity in me, I'd definitely try fleshing this out into a fan fic. But alas, all I can say is...

FUND IT!

Yahtzee wrote:

You might say I'm reading too much into these things, but you have to admit it's definitely true that liking Resident Evil 5 makes you a racist.

Re: Super Mario vs Ace Attorney

Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:51 am

dullahan1

Bada bing.

Gender: Male

Location: IN SPACE!

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:06 pm

Posts: 5369

This would all make complete sense in a drug induced coma... caused by shrooms of course.