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We are now Takumi-Records!! [April Fools]Topic%20Title
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While Ace Attorney is now a massive media franchise with tons of games, merchandise, an anime, stage plays, manga, operas, a movie, escape games, novels, and, best of all, pachinko machines, it all started with a quirky little adventure game for the Gameboy Advance in 2001 whose original form would never leave Japan. The DS re-release eventually came to the West, and with its clever writing, intriguing mysteries, quirky characters, and awesome music developed a small but committed cult following that has developed into the large fanbase today.

Unfortunately, the so-called "Ace Attorney" games of today are nothing like the witty, well-crafted origin of the franchise. And this degradation of the series can be traced to one man: Takeshi Yamazaki. He is the reason we have these bizarre games with 18 year old defense attorney psychologists and trials based on spirit channeling. He is the reason the series strayed from its path of normal legal dramas, like 13 year old prosecutors and parrots as witnesses. He is the reason the franchise has become the unrecognizable abomination it is today.

People who know me probably already know of my dissatisfaction with Yamazaki's first main series game. I tried to give him another chance, but that too simply didn't hold up. Consequently, the rest of the staff* and I have decided to return this site to its roots, and devote it to the games that we fell in love with, rather than the series as a whole. From now on we will be "Takumi-Records," a fansite dedicated to games made by the genius who has brought us amazing adventures involving quirky lawyers, stylish ghost detectives, and time-traveling dinosaurs, Shu Takumi. Only. We will no longer tolerate any discussion or mention of Yamazaki or the games he created... not that he made any games, of course. After all, Apollo Justice was the last main series Ace Attorney game made, and the only games since then have been PLvAA and DGS.

*: One member of the staff, Gerkuman, refused to denounce Yamazaki and pledge unending loyalty to Takumi. He has since been dealt with.
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Die painfully and slowly. T-akumi is not as good as Takeshi. ALL HAIL TAKESHI! REBEL! A DRAGON NEVER YIELDS!

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Sorry for double post, but what did you do with his goddamn name?
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I agree, i like this choice, and i'm going to support you with that forever.
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You dare taint the great, prolific, flawless Takumi's image by using his name without reference to his work on a Gakkou no Kowai Uwasa: Hanako-san ga Kita!! videogame adaptation and the ever flawless Resident Evil 2?!!!!

You posers better apologize for this mockery towards the great, prolific, flawless Takumi because you can never love him the way I do!!!
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Thank goodness,because Yamazaki s terrible. His games were so bad I got three fevers in a row after playing them. Ever since I've hidden them in a rocket and now they're in space because the rocket exploded because of their toxicity.

Takumi is love; Takumi is life.

Edit: ok I know that you all are a lil confused so here's some help so u can understand
I totally said this word for word btw. Anyway I wrote:
Apollo trilogy? I don't feel the same way myself. When AJ was made,Takumi left,putting the future of the main series into question. DD was made,but only six years later by the same guy who did AAI,Yamazaki. After DD,he wasn't even on board with making SoJ. He was only convinced barely. So really,it never was planned to be a trilogy.

As for Edgeworth,the games didn't sell well overseas,so I doubt they'll be made anytime soon.


So yea Takumi is good and Yamazaki is literally Satan
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"A-A-I"(without the hyphens) IS REPLACED WITH "The cancelled Ema spin-off" LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD XD

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KirbySage18 wrote:
T-akumi is not as good as Takeshi. ALL HAIL TAKESHI! REBEL! A DRAGON NEVER YIELDS!


Who is this "Takeshi" you're talking about anyway? I don't recall Takeshi Kitano being involved in the development of an Ace Attorney game.
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Yea he's a terrible Takumi anyway get out Takeshi

Or did you mean....Yamazaki?! HOW DARE YOU
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Takumi shot my cat in the head once. Do I still have to support him?
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All hail Lord Takumi

UPDATE: Takumi has just announced the long awaited sequel to Ghost Trick. The working title is Spectral Shenanigans.
"Apollo, you have, like, three different backstories. Who even are you?!"
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Excellent decision, my Good Player! Please, keep-
ey hold it
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.........listen mate.
Spoiler: yes you
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(also hi spyro yeah i see you too)

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I want to see a Takumi and Yamazaki game now. Dual Destinies 3 featuring Athena Cykes, Simon Blackquill and Rayfa Padma Khura'in, with sepcial guest Nahyuta and Dhurke Sahdmadhi. Would be great to bring back the mechanics from AAI and AAI2.
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What about Simon Blackquill? It's not a DD game without him. And Takumi.
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Just imagine someone here who's actually named Simon see their name get forcefully changed, must suck to be him.
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This caught my Twitter feed.

I'm honored that my legacy has been made. My words have finally been heard, my instincts have been entrusted by more people than myself.

...However, today I had a humble realization. The credit should not have went to the one and only infallible Takumi-san only. He deserves praise for sure but the TRUE genius of Ace Attorney must be Conan Doyle who wrote the original Sherlock Holmes series. In the first place Ace Attorney have veered far away from its original territory which came from him.

I must sadly announce I'm no longer a fan of Shu Takumi as of today as I realized he is not actually that original because his ideas primarily came from these beloved novels and not his genius brain. Therefore You-know-who is forgiven because all he has ever done for the series have tried to recapture something that is actually original and not a Sherlock Holmes fanfiction.

I think in time we should consider dubbing the board "Doyle-records" in honor to the history of literature.
Takumi vs Yamazaki andMissile.
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ArrowLawn wrote:
Spoiler: yes you
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Spoiler:
Wise words. Also, I may be one of the few people who find every villain in the series at least acceptable, even the less important ones (say, a filler-case villain).

(but then again, I'm the guy who is capable of liking Moe as a character, so why am I even talking...)

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Spoiler: Dual Destinies
Bobby Fulbright: I'm the muthafukin Phantom!!

Spoiler: Spirit of Justice
That, and I still think Ga'ran is a decent villain and that Amara is a jerk

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Slammer wrote:
ArrowLawn wrote:
Spoiler: yes you
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Spoiler:
Wise words. Also, I may be one of the few people who find every villain in the series at least acceptable, even the less important ones (say, a filler-case villain).

(but then again, I'm the guy who is capable of liking Moe as a character, so why am I even talking...)

Not alone there pal. Moe is the best. Though my favourite is Cornered.

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This caught my Twitter feed.

I'm honored that my legacy has been made. My words have finally been heard, my instincts have been entrusted by more people than myself.

...However, today I had a humble realization. The credit should not have went to the one and only infallible Takumi-san only. He deserves praise for sure but the TRUE genius of Ace Attorney must be Conan Doyle who wrote the original Sherlock Holmes series. In the first place Ace Attorney have veered far away from its original territory which came from him.

I must sadly announce I'm no longer a fan of Shu The Great and Infallible Takumi as of today as I realized he is not actually that original because his ideas primarily came from these beloved novels and not his genius brain. Therefore You-know-who is forgiven because all he has ever done for the series have tried to recapture something that is actually original and not a Sherlock Holmes fanfiction.

I think in time we should consider dubbing the board "Doyle-records" in honor to the history of literature.


Gasp! A naysayer! Get out of our safe space

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Spoiler: Dino Crisis
Bobby Fulbright: I'm the muthafukin T-Rex!!

That, and I still think Error: character not found is a decent villain and that Error: character not found is a jerk


Error:post not found as it was contradictory to Takumi 's logic
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Southern Corn wrote:
Not alone there pal. Moe is the best. Though my favourite is Cornered.


Bolting Shaman wrote:
That, and I still think Error: character not found is a decent villain and that Error: character not found is a jerk


*sigh*

Must wait 'till tomorrow to know what you guys are talking about.
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What I said wasn't autocorrected by CR though. It's an AA subreddit gag from way back,when all the users kept saying their favourite music was Cornered. Soon it became a meme. :-P
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I'm also gonna have to spoiler tag that post by then. I didn't do it now because the thing doesn't come through when I spoiler tag it.
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Finally we can move past Yamazaki. I hate him and everything he has done to my irrational pick for favorite character, Apollo, like giving him CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. BURN HIM, BURN HIM!
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its about time
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Apollon wrote:
Finally we can move past He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. I hate him and everything he has done to my irrational pick for favorite character, Apollo, like giving him CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. BURN HIM, BURN HIM!

Totally,
Spoiler: SoJ
"btw guys Polly's from Khura'in even though that doesn't fit in with what we know bout him k BAI"

I don't even know if I'm being joking anymore

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Southern Corn wrote:
Totally,
Spoiler: DC2
"btw guys Polly's from Khura'in even though that doesn't fit in with what we know bout him k BAI"

I don't even know if I'm being joking anymore

Spoiler:
"Phoenix becomes a hobo, throws away most of the things he learned from Mia and his friends are nowhere near him. His ancestor was also a lawyer who personally knew the idiotic Sherlock Holmes"

Sometimes I feel like facepalming
I'm just not sure on whose face to push my hand on.
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Oh good. We're finally getting rid of the trash. :P
"Sometimes, I wish time would just slow down, but more than anything, I just don’t want to lose anything else in my life." - Me, 2017

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Reglare wrote:
Southern Corn wrote:
Totally,
Spoiler: DC2
"btw guys Polly's from Khura'in even though that doesn't fit in with what we know bout him k BAI"

I don't even know if I'm being joking anymore

Spoiler:
"Phoenix becomes a hobo, throws away most of the things he learned from Mia and his friends are nowhere near him. His ancestor was also a lawyer who personally knew the idiotic Sherlock Holmes"

Let's finish off Athena as well
Spoiler:
"Hi guys I'm an 18 year old lawyer who got her badge early and everyone loves me except the baddies. I also have an extremely TRAGIC BACKSTORY. FFEL FOR ME

FEEL FO-"

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What about Blackquill
Spoiler:
"Hurr am lots of edge, I dont have to do anything and peps love meh
Wright-donomatsu what are you doing with that swo

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Welp, I just found out there are case summaries from the culprit POV. Better late than never.
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(Pops in after a couple months to see what's going on)

Well, this is a nice treat hah. And did someone mentioned Sherlock Holmes?

Spoiler: gif incase
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He approves of it. And Elementary owns all.

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Southern Corn wrote:
Spoiler:
"Hi guys I'm an 18 year old lawyer who got her badge early and everyone loves me except the baddies. I also have an extremely TRAGIC BACKSTORY. FFEL FOR ME

FEEL FO-"

Spoiler:
"I'm a prosecutor who got her badge when I was 13. You love me because I call people fools, whip them and turn out to be a crybaby at the end, waaahhhh"

"I'm a prosecutor who got his badge when I was 17. I've got the most worthless rival connection in the series since my rival didn't even know that I was the one who tarnished his idol's reputation but people are guaranteed to like me because I'm good-looking and play air guitar"

Sometimes I feel like facepalming
I'm just not sure on whose face to push my hand on.
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Dollarluigi wrote:
Oh good. We're finally getting rid of the trash. :P

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Hahaha! This is an April Fool's day prank, isn't it.

Real shame it's now the 2nd of April in my timezone...
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Reglare wrote:
Southern Corn wrote:
Spoiler:
"Hi guys I'm an 18 year old lawyer who got her badge early and everyone loves me except the baddies. I also have an extremely TRAGIC BACKSTORY. FFEL FOR ME

FEEL FO-"

Spoiler:
"I'm a prosecutor who got her badge when I was 13. You love me because I call people fools, whip them and turn out to be a crybaby at the end, waaahhhh"

"I'm a prosecutor who got his badge when I was 17. I've got the most worthless rival connection in the series since my rival didn't even know that I was the one who tarnished his idol's reputation but people are guaranteed to like me because I'm good-looking and play air guitar"

Spoiler: SoJ
"I'm a douchebag,but I guess I'm redeemed because it was a facade all along lol go to hell damn you beads satorha let it go and move on"

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Southern Corn wrote:
Spoiler: SoJ
"I'm a douchebag,but I guess I'm redeemed because it was a facade all along lol go to hell damn you beads satorha let it go and move on"

Spoiler:
"I'm a douchebag who tried to kill the circus master's daughter but killed the circus master instead, but I guess you're supposed to feel bad because it wasn't intended lol the guy who tells the lady in the next case he doesn't care if she kills herself says to take it easy on me"

Sometimes I feel like facepalming
I'm just not sure on whose face to push my hand on.
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Reglare wrote:
Southern Corn wrote:
Spoiler: SoJ
"I'm a douchebag,but I guess I'm redeemed because it was a facade all along lol go to hell damn you beads satorha let it go and move on"

Spoiler:
"I'm a douchebag who tried to kill the circus master's daughter but killed the circus master instead, but I guess you're supposed to feel bad because it wasn't intended lol the guy who tells the lady in the next case he doesn't care if she kills herself says to take it easy on me"

Hell yea
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"I'm the only son of a millionaire who clearly has enough money to give me and is willing to give it to me but I won't ask him and instead stage my kidnapping because I can't repay the loan somehow with the help of my dumb girlfriend and my butler who's my girlfriend's dad I know this but I won't tell her though lol also I'm a whiny brat who only killed in self defence technically so I guess you're supposed to feel bad for me LOL"

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