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Author: | Bad Player [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:51 am ] |
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While Ace Attorney is now a massive media franchise with tons of games, merchandise, an anime, stage plays, manga, operas, a movie, escape games, novels, and, best of all, pachinko machines, it all started with a quirky little adventure game for the Gameboy Advance in 2001 whose original form would never leave Japan. The DS re-release eventually came to the West, and with its clever writing, intriguing mysteries, quirky characters, and awesome music developed a small but committed cult following that has developed into the large fanbase today. Unfortunately, the so-called "Ace Attorney" games of today are nothing like the witty, well-crafted origin of the franchise. And this degradation of the series can be traced to one man: Takeshi Yamazaki. He is the reason we have these bizarre games with 18 year old defense attorney psychologists and trials based on spirit channeling. He is the reason the series strayed from its path of normal legal dramas, like 13 year old prosecutors and parrots as witnesses. He is the reason the franchise has become the unrecognizable abomination it is today. People who know me probably already know of my dissatisfaction with Yamazaki's first main series game. I tried to give him another chance, but that too simply didn't hold up. Consequently, the rest of the staff* and I have decided to return this site to its roots, and devote it to the games that we fell in love with, rather than the series as a whole. From now on we will be "Takumi-Records," a fansite dedicated to games made by the genius who has brought us amazing adventures involving quirky lawyers, stylish ghost detectives, and time-traveling dinosaurs, Shu Takumi. Only. We will no longer tolerate any discussion or mention of Yamazaki or the games he created... not that he made any games, of course. After all, Apollo Justice was the last main series Ace Attorney game made, and the only games since then have been PLvAA and DGS. *: One member of the staff, Gerkuman, refused to denounce Yamazaki and pledge unending loyalty to Takumi. He has since been dealt with. |
Author: | KirbySage18 [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:57 am ] |
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Author: | KirbySage18 [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:57 am ] |
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Sorry for double post, but what did you do with his goddamn name? |
Author: | iKiwed [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:13 am ] |
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I agree, i like this choice, and i'm going to support you with that forever. |
Author: | Reglare [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:30 am ] |
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You dare taint the great, prolific, flawless Takumi's image by using his name without reference to his work on a Gakkou no Kowai Uwasa: Hanako-san ga Kita!! videogame adaptation and the ever flawless Resident Evil 2?!!!! You posers better apologize for this mockery towards the great, prolific, flawless Takumi because you can never love him the way I do!!! |
Author: | Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:56 am ] |
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Arf. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:08 am ] |
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Thank goodness,because Yamazaki s terrible. His games were so bad I got three fevers in a row after playing them. Ever since I've hidden them in a rocket and now they're in space because the rocket exploded because of their toxicity. Takumi is love; Takumi is life. Edit: ok I know that you all are a lil confused so here's some help so u can understand I totally said this word for word btw. Anyway I wrote: Apollo trilogy? I don't feel the same way myself. When AJ was made,Takumi left,putting the future of the main series into question. DD was made,but only six years later by the same guy who did AAI,Yamazaki. After DD,he wasn't even on board with making SoJ. He was only convinced barely. So really,it never was planned to be a trilogy. As for Edgeworth,the games didn't sell well overseas,so I doubt they'll be made anytime soon. So yea Takumi is good and Yamazaki is literally Satan |
Author: | SuperAj3 [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:25 am ] |
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"A-A-I"(without the hyphens) IS REPLACED WITH "The cancelled Ema spin-off" LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD XD Test:(Quote this) Takumi didn't write AAI or GS7 |
Author: | Slammer [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:23 am ] |
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KirbySage18 wrote: T-akumi is not as good as Takeshi. ALL HAIL TAKESHI! REBEL! A DRAGON NEVER YIELDS! Who is this "Takeshi" you're talking about anyway? I don't recall Takeshi Kitano being involved in the development of an Ace Attorney game. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:18 am ] |
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Yea he's a terrible Takumi anyway get out Takeshi Or did you mean....Yamazaki?! HOW DARE YOU |
Author: | Planetbox [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:16 pm ] |
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Takumi shot my cat in the head once. Do I still have to support him? |
Author: | MBr [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:39 pm ] |
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All hail Lord Takumi UPDATE: Takumi has just announced the long awaited sequel to Ghost Trick. The working title is Spectral Shenanigans. |
Author: | Ana R. [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:51 pm ] |
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Excellent decision, my Good Player! Please, keep- ey hold it .........listen mate. Spoiler: yes you |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:55 pm ] |
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I want to see a Takumi and Yamazaki game now. Dual Destinies 3 featuring Athena Cykes, Simon Blackquill and Rayfa Padma Khura'in, with sepcial guest Nahyuta and Dhurke Sahdmadhi. Would be great to bring back the mechanics from AAI and AAI2. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:59 pm ] |
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What about Simon Blackquill? It's not a DD game without him. And Takumi. |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:05 pm ] |
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Just imagine someone here who's actually named Simon see their name get forcefully changed, must suck to be him. |
Author: | linkenski [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:06 pm ] |
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This caught my Twitter feed. I'm honored that my legacy has been made. My words have finally been heard, my instincts have been entrusted by more people than myself. ...However, today I had a humble realization. The credit should not have went to the one and only infallible Takumi-san only. He deserves praise for sure but the TRUE genius of Ace Attorney must be Conan Doyle who wrote the original Sherlock Holmes series. In the first place Ace Attorney have veered far away from its original territory which came from him. I must sadly announce I'm no longer a fan of Shu Takumi as of today as I realized he is not actually that original because his ideas primarily came from these beloved novels and not his genius brain. Therefore You-know-who is forgiven because all he has ever done for the series have tried to recapture something that is actually original and not a Sherlock Holmes fanfiction. I think in time we should consider dubbing the board "Doyle-records" in honor to the history of literature. |
Author: | Slammer [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:17 pm ] |
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ArrowLawn wrote: Spoiler: yes you Spoiler: |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:39 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Dual Destinies Spoiler: Spirit of Justice |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:44 pm ] |
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Slammer wrote: ArrowLawn wrote: Spoiler: yes you Spoiler: Not alone there pal. Moe is the best. Though my favourite is Cornered. linkenski wrote: This caught my Twitter feed. I'm honored that my legacy has been made. My words have finally been heard, my instincts have been entrusted by more people than myself. ...However, today I had a humble realization. The credit should not have went to the one and only infallible Takumi-san only. He deserves praise for sure but the TRUE genius of Ace Attorney must be Conan Doyle who wrote the original Sherlock Holmes series. In the first place Ace Attorney have veered far away from its original territory which came from him. I must sadly announce I'm no longer a fan of Shu The Great and Infallible Takumi as of today as I realized he is not actually that original because his ideas primarily came from these beloved novels and not his genius brain. Therefore You-know-who is forgiven because all he has ever done for the series have tried to recapture something that is actually original and not a Sherlock Holmes fanfiction. I think in time we should consider dubbing the board "Doyle-records" in honor to the history of literature. Gasp! A naysayer! Get out Bolting Shaman wrote: Spoiler: Dino Crisis That, and I still think Error: character not found is a decent villain and that Error: character not found is a jerk Error:post not found as it was contradictory to Takumi 's logic |
Author: | Slammer [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:56 pm ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: Not alone there pal. Moe is the best. Though my favourite is Cornered. Bolting Shaman wrote: That, and I still think Error: character not found is a decent villain and that Error: character not found is a jerk *sigh* Must wait 'till tomorrow to know what you guys are talking about. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:59 pm ] |
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What I said wasn't autocorrected by CR though. It's an AA subreddit gag from way back,when all the users kept saying their favourite music was Cornered. Soon it became a meme. |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:10 pm ] |
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I'm also gonna have to spoiler tag that post by then. I didn't do it now because the thing doesn't come through when I spoiler tag it. |
Author: | Apollon [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:23 pm ] |
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Finally we can move past Yamazaki. I hate him and everything he has done to my irrational pick for favorite character, Apollo, like giving him CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. BURN HIM, BURN HIM! |
Author: | Mister Gruel [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:25 pm ] |
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its about time |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:34 pm ] |
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Apollon wrote: Finally we can move past He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. I hate him and everything he has done to my irrational pick for favorite character, Apollo, like giving him CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. BURN HIM, BURN HIM! Totally, Spoiler: SoJ |
Author: | Reglare [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:00 pm ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: Totally, Spoiler: DC2 Spoiler: |
Author: | Rehncohro [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:04 pm ] |
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Oh good. We're finally getting rid of the trash. :P |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:18 pm ] |
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Reglare wrote: Southern Corn wrote: Totally, Spoiler: DC2 Spoiler: Let's finish off Athena as well Spoiler: |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:20 pm ] |
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What about Blackquill Spoiler: |
Author: | Bolt Storm [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:20 pm ] |
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important site update: we've finally updated the case descriptions to get them up to date |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:02 pm ] |
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orla needs some love |
Author: | Slammer [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:33 pm ] |
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Welp, I just found out there are case summaries from the culprit POV. Better late than never. |
Author: | Bay [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:42 pm ] |
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(Pops in after a couple months to see what's going on) Well, this is a nice treat hah. And did someone mentioned Sherlock Holmes? Spoiler: gif incase |
Author: | Reglare [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:03 pm ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: Spoiler: Spoiler: |
Author: | Mister Gruel [ Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:07 pm ] |
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Dollarluigi wrote: Oh good. We're finally getting rid of the trash. :P |
Author: | Student678 [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:40 am ] |
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Hahaha! This is an April Fool's day prank, isn't it. Real shame it's now the 2nd of April in my timezone... |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:52 am ] |
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Reglare wrote: Southern Corn wrote: Spoiler: Spoiler: Spoiler: SoJ |
Author: | Reglare [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:30 am ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: Spoiler: SoJ Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:50 am ] |
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Reglare wrote: Southern Corn wrote: Spoiler: SoJ Spoiler: Hell yea Spoiler: |
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