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My all-time favorites.

Spoiler: Some from GK
"What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?!"

"NGHOOOOOH!"

"I won't rest until I investigate every nook and cranny." (Lol, Good luck, Miles.)

"Why you... why here... why now?!" (I think that's how it goes when he sees Oldhag)

"...I seem to remember this woman from somewhere... yet my instincts are directing me not to engage in conversation with her." (When you talk to Lotta in case 5. Poor Lotta.)

"I believe the proper phrase here is... 'you Fail.'"

And lastly...

"WHOOOOP!.......I feel foolish."


I have a zillion more, but some of them are already up here. xD :edgy:
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I think this is from PW:JFA Case 4 in court when Wendy Oldbag is testifying. It's been a while since I've played it, so forgive me if it's not accurate, and I can't remember what Oldbag has said but:

:edgeworth: ...I think you need some cheese to go with your vintage whine.


LEGENDARY QUOTE!
Honestly, I laugh every time I see it. xD
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Nigh everything that comes out of Edgeworths mouth is awesome. Although one of my all time favourite Edgy quotes:

"I have not objection to the whip."

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Spoiler: 3-5
von Karma: That look in your eyes...
von Karma: You remind me of Phoenix Wright when he is cornered.
Edgeworth: That should come as no surprise.
Edgeworth: (Because right now, I am Phoenix Wright, and I am indeed cornered...!)


One of the best von karma-Edgeworth dialogues ever.

And...

Spoiler: 3-5
Edgeworth: (Her fingerprints are on the murder weapon...!?)
Gumshoe: ...
Gumshoe: What's wrong? You're looking really solemn.
Edgeworth: Is this how it is for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defense lawyer?
Gumshoe: Yeah, I figure it doesn't feel really good.
Edgeworth: ...To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health.


Edgeworth finally figures how is to be a defense attorney.

I think Edgeworth is the all-time best in 3-5. AAI doesn't come close to the epicness of 3-5. I guess that's because Edgy is in court in 3-5, while he's only on the scene in AAI.
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When examining the "iFly Airlines" text on the little dog statue (case 2), this is Edgeworth's comment:

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It says "iFly Airlines".
You know, I've seen it occur a lot recently, and it's been bothering me greatly...
...but why does nobody know how to properly capitalize and space nouns anymore!?


Apple reference :edgy:
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Akiak wrote:
When examining the "iFly Airlines" text on the little dog statue (case 2), this is Edgeworth's comment:

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It says "iFly Airlines".
You know, I've seen it occur a lot recently, and it's been bothering me greatly...
...but why does nobody know how to properly capitalize and space nouns anymore!?


Apple reference :edgy:

Yeah, best thing Edgeworth said in the whole game IMO
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Three from T&T.

This one is epic:

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*Upon hearing that Gumshoe is working near the Hazy Bridge*:

"A good choice. The vast amount of nothing up here must be quite easy to guard."



One of my personal favorites:

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*Upon hearing about the paper-badge incident from Larry*
(...How could this country's judicial system have fallen into such decay!?)



And, of course, the all-time classic:

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(These must be what Wright was talking about... The "Psycholocks"!)


I think the proper phrase here should be: He fails. XD
(But I still adore him.)
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NNGGGOOOOHHHH

and

WHOOOOOOOOOP

Sound effects...ftw! :gant-clap2:
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There was a really funny one he says when you mess up against Shi-Long Fang. He insults Edgeworth's suit and replies with something along the lines of...

"It's a cravat! And it's a fashion statement!"
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Dont know if this was posted

Edgeworth : OBJECTION!

Judge: Yes?

Edgeworth : i was trying to think of something while i objected. i didnt.

Judge: I respect you edgeworth.(Dont remember judges line is excact)

Its also funny cause wright said the same thing like 1 minute before him XD
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In AAI (I don't even play it, but I watching vids on youtube, so I know this), Kay was pretty young, when her father died. And she was so sad and crying. So, final debut:
Edgey: Here, it's for you. *gives her a handkerchief*
Kay: N..nn.. n.. *sneezes in his cravat*
Edgey: NGOOOGH! NOT MY CRAVAT! (or similar else XD )

And also in 3-4: He "attacked" Mia. Pretty hot. :hotti:
And she says: He had a pretty face.. Or somethin' ..

Well, I remember not very good, but..

Mia: *says something about this car with the scratches*
Melissa: NOOOOOOOO!
Miles: OBJECTION! ... Absurd! Even the .. (what was this for a word? o.o), the witness had taken the corpse there!
I mean, his 'Objection' is.. wonderful.



HoboPhoenix wrote:
Dont know if this was posted

Edgeworth : OBJECTION!

Judge: Yes?

Edgeworth : i was trying to think of something while i objected. i didnt.

Judge: I respect you edgeworth.(Dont remember judges line is excact)

Its also funny cause wright said the same thing like 1 minute before him XD



And Edgey says after the judge: OBJECTION! XD
Also, the meaning: He said a second time 'Objection' !
You're right with the judge's line ~ it's similar, when I remember right..
You took my heart, smashed it with your bare feet and you still wonder why I left you?
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hahaha best quotes ever xD :edgy:
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Some just aren't destined to know peace.

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"Identify yourself."

Seriously. Not even flinching in that situation...
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Quote:
It doesn't matter how many underhanded tricks a person uses... The truth will always find a way to make itself known. The only thing we can do is to fight with the knowledge we hold and everything we have. Erasing the paradoxes one by one... It's never easy... We claw and scratch for every inch. But we will always eventually reach that one single truth. This I promise you.


I suppose this one is too obvious to be listed? I'll do it anyway. I adore this quote with all my soul.
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"WOOOOOOOOOOOP"

and

"why do these two woman seem delighted over my pain?"
or something like that I can't remember in exactly
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"Having a place to go — is a home. Having someone to love — is a family. Having both — is a blessing."
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2-4

Noone has mentioned this one

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(talking to Oldbag)
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This one tops my list very easily.

"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
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"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."
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Oh god, there is this from... JFA, I think? It involves Oldbag and underwear. Edgeworth is being humiliated.

Wait, that sounds like every Edgeworth/Oldbag quote ever.
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"Yooooph!....... I feel like a fool."
Sorry if anyone already wrote that. I saw this quote at 1-4. :edgeworth:
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Xray wrote:
Oh god, there is this from... JFA, I think? It involves Oldbag and underwear. Edgeworth is being humiliated.

Wait, that sounds like every Edgeworth/Oldbag quote ever.



are you talking about this one?

"The lady's undershirt Missile found...." *Gets whipped by franziska* Arrngh!"- Edgey

"Why are you getting all excited over holding on to a lady's undergarment!? If you know the owner of said undershirt, then hurry up and return it to her already!" - Franziska

or this one....

"IF you could please take al ook at this brown colored undershirt." - Edgey

"Oh edgey poo what is the meaning of this..?" - Oldbag

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"Why did you steal that from my bags? All you had to do was ask, and i would've gladly given you as many as you'd like!" - Oldbag

"Nnnrghk!" Edgey
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angels_gal wrote:
Xray wrote:
Oh god, there is this from... JFA, I think? It involves Oldbag and underwear. Edgeworth is being humiliated.

Wait, that sounds like every Edgeworth/Oldbag quote ever.



are you talking about this one?

"The lady's undershirt Missile found...." *Gets whipped by franziska* Arrngh!"- Edgey

"Why are you getting all excited over holding on to a lady's undergarment!? If you know the owner of said undershirt, then hurry up and return it to her already!" - Franziska

or this one....

"IF you could please take al ook at this brown colored undershirt." - Edgey

"Oh edgey poo what is the meaning of this..?" - Oldbag

[...]

"Why did you steal that from my bags? All you had to do was ask, and i would've gladly given you as many as you'd like!" - Oldbag

"Nnnrghk!" Edgey

Yes! Both of them!

God, I love Edgeworth and sexual innuendos. And Edgeworth's sexual innuendos. :keiko:
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don't know if this has been posted, but i think this is his best quote in 3-5

Gumshoe: There's a witness that saw the whole thing!
Edgeworth: A witness...?
Gumshoe: Yeah, that Bikini lady.
Edgeworth: "Bikini lady"? Here? On this freezing cold mountain?
Gumshoe: Well, you should talk to her yourself if you want the details, sir.
Edgeworth: (I may have to talk to this "bikini lady"... I mean, "decisive witness" myself...)

Gumshoe: Well, everyone knows that you are quite popular with the ladies, sir... Maybe she's an old girlfriend that you sent to Dumpsville when you were younger.
Edgeworth: D-Detective! Where did you hear such nonsense from!?
Gumshoe: I didn't hear it from anyone. It's just sorta how I imagine you to be... sir.
Edgeworth: (...D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)

Edgeworth: I... My name is... Miles Edgeworth.
Bikini: My my my. A handsome boy such as yourself is always welcome! *sigh* If circumstances weren't so tragic, I might just...
Edgeworth: (Please don't call me "boy".) I'm sorry to trouble you... But I'm looking for a woman in a bikini.
Bikini: Well, you have found her. Now, what can I do for you?
Edgeworth: ... I'm sorry, but I don't see any bikinis...
Bikini: Ha ha ha! If you ask nicely, I might give you a peek, big boy. Wa ha ha ho ho ho!
Gumshoe: Umm... Mr. Edgeworth? This is the head nun, Sister Bikini... She's the witness.
Edgeworth: ... Why didn't you tell me that earlier!? This is exactly why your salary keeps on getting cut!
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