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Author:  Orange [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:17 pm ]
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Yes, GK quotes are allowed.

Yea, what's the best thing that's come out of his mouth? ... Don't read too deep into that... :yogi:

I actually like that quote about him teaching Phoenix "how to construct a proper sentence" during 2-4. xD

Author:  blinq [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:30 pm ]
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NOOOO I can't remember this quote from 1-5 when he says something to Gant like..
*waits for looby*

Anyway..er..
"What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!"

Author:  Lind [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:35 pm ]
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"Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire amongst the female masses?"

Author:  inu98756 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:55 pm ]
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"I object! That was...objectionable!"

i win. :godot:

Author:  clivo100 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:04 pm ]
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"You really ought to bring a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."

"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck."

"Objection! [...] I was hoping to come up with something while I was objecting. I didn't. [...] Objection!"

Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)

Author:  blinq [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:15 pm ]
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clivo100 wrote:
"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck."


Yeah This is the one I meant xD

Author:  crouton [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:08 pm ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
"Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire amongst the female masses?"


YES. XD

Urgh, I wish I could remember it word-for-word, but the one where he says to Phoenix something about being "saddled with unnecessary feelings." XD

Author:  Deidara1122 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:21 pm ]
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:edgeworth: - Excellent work Wright

Yeah, Mr. Wright oops!

No, by all means interrupt

Author:  Louise [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:24 pm ]
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
*waits for looby*


LOL! Aw someone got there first XD


Oh there's one where you're cross examining Dee and I think she tells Nick not to bang his desk and then Edgey goes;

"*bangs desk* yeah Wright! ... oops!"

Hahaha or sumfin.....

Author:  clivo100 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:54 pm ]
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Ooh, ooh, and, my favourite optional conversation evar has got to be this:

Edgeworth: What is this festive-looking ornament?
Butz: It reminds me of art class in grade school.
Butz: We used to have a lot of fun decorating the classroom with origami. Remember?
Edgeworth: W-Well, I...
Butz: Oh, yeah... You were never any good at it.
Gumshoe: Really?
Butz: Yeah, this guy was so bad, he couldn't even fold a dollar, let alone a crane.
Butz: Everyone tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing.
Gumshoe: Really? I never would have expected that.
Edgeworth: Be quiet already! I'll never forget the shame of that day!
Edgeworth: You want a crane! I can now make a perfect quarter-inch crane without a single flaw!
Butz: ... You know, Edgey...
Butz: Nothing for nothing, but a quarter-inch crane without a single flaw is not easy.
Gumshoe: Yeah, that's quite a feat, Prosecutor Edgeworth!
Edgeworth: (Grr... This is exactly why I hate childhood friends...)

Author:  Lunaria42 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:50 pm ]
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I'll have to go look up the exact quote later, but its during 1-3 when he says that Oldbag "Looked the Steel Samurai Look, but couldn't walk the Steel Samurai walk. She would have limped."

I think that is close enough, but I like accuracy when I quote something. It just made me realize how much of a huge dork Edgeworth really is. He sounds like he was trying to be cool there, but failed massively.

I need to look up that constructing a proper sentence too, I remember that one being funny.

Author:  clivo100 [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:00 pm ]
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Lunaria42 wrote:
I'll have to go look up the exact quote later, but its during 1-3 when he says that Oldbag "Looked the Steel Samurai Look, but couldn't walk the Steel Samurai walk. She would have limped."

I think that is close enough, but I like accuracy when I quote something. It just made me realize how much of a huge dork Edgeworth really is. He sounds like he was trying to be cool there, but failed massively.

I need to look up that constructing a proper sentence too, I remember that one being funny.


Allow me to save you the trouble. :P

"The assistant knew nothing of Mr. Power's injury! She could look the Steel Samurai look with that costume... But she couldn't walk the the Steel Samurai walk! She wouldn't have limped!"

- - - -

"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
[...]
"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."

Author:  blinq [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:10 pm ]
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Oh and there was a quote when Edgey was all 'What a man changes topic with "anyway"'' to Nick xD
I barely remember :yogi:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:42 pm ]
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.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Oh and there was a quote when Edgey was all 'What a man changes topic with "anyway"'' to Nick xD
I barely remember :yogi:


Spoiler: quote courtesy of Xcarvenger
Phoenix:
Um, anyway, I'll just go
ahead and start the cross-
examination...

Edgeworth:
Hmph. Using "anyway" to change
the topic; a convenient escape
for a weak man.


And I agree, that was an awesome quote.

Author:  blinq [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:50 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
.•°٭blinq٭°•. wrote:
Oh and there was a quote when Edgey was all 'What a man changes topic with "anyway"'' to Nick xD
I barely remember :yogi:


Spoiler: quote courtesy of Xcarvenger
Phoenix:
Um, anyway, I'll just go
ahead and start the cross-
examination...

Edgeworth:
Hmph. Using "anyway" to change
the topic; a convenient escape
for a weak man.


And I agree, that was an awesome quote.


Yeah exactly! xD
I'm bad at remembering what they exactly said ;_;

Author:  Bolt Storm [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:59 pm ]
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I've heard one exchange in GK translated sort of like this:

Spoiler: GK-4 (no, really, spoilers for a big returning character)
Edgeworth: Objection!
Judge: Objection denied, Mr. Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: This isn't a trial! I deny your denial!

Author:  Lunaria42 [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:42 am ]
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clivo100 wrote:
Allow me to save you the trouble. :P

"The assistant knew nothing of Mr. Power's injury! She could look the Steel Samurai look with that costume... But she couldn't walk the the Steel Samurai walk! She wouldn't have limped!"

- - - -

"Wright. I thought years of school would have taught you how to construct a sentence. If you can't make a sensible sentence with a subject, then I'll make one for you. Watch. Did you, Ms. Andrews, remove Mr. Engarde's knife from his room?"
[...]
"Subject, verb, object Wright. Did you skip basic grammar? The witness may continue."


Thank you so much for posting those for me. They are even better than I remember.

Adrian in black wrote:
Spoiler: quote courtesy of Xcarvenger
Phoenix:
Um, anyway, I'll just go
ahead and start the cross-
examination...

Edgeworth:
Hmph. Using "anyway" to change
the topic; a convenient escape
for a weak man.


I don't remember that one well, but it is totally awesome too.

Author:  crouton [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:47 am ]
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Lunaria42 wrote:
I don't remember that one well, but it is totally awesome too.


Everything Edgeworth says is awesome. :think:

Author:  clivo100 [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:50 am ]
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I didn't know about this one until I read a game script (just today, in fact), but I love it.

Edgeworth: Your Honor! What do you think of the witness's statement!?
Judge: I don't think there is a problem with it.
Edgeworth: Hmph... You say that with such gusto that I suppose I must agree that is all there is to it.
Judge: ... Don't get smart with me! Get smart with this penalty!
Edgeworth:(It would appear that even I can make mistakes...)

Author:  Jean Descole [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:49 am ]
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Bolt Storm wrote:
I've heard one exchange in GK translated sort of like this:

Spoiler: GK-4 (no, really, spoilers for a big returning character)
Edgeworth: Objection!
Judge: Objection denied, Mr. Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: This isn't a trial! I deny your denial!


LOL. What a dick.

But an awesome dick, mind you.

Author:  crouton [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:05 am ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
LOL. What a dick.

But an awesome dick, mind you.


True that. <3

Author:  MrCheeze [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:24 am ]
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Author:  fatalfeline [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:43 am ]
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Phoenix: *slams desk* And what were you doing during that time...?

Vasquez: Don't hit your desk. It irritates me.

Edgeworth: *slams desk* Yeah! Mr. Wright...!
Oops.


Vasquez: ...

Author:  Orange [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:11 am ]
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clivo100 wrote:
"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck."


YES. That's in, like, my top five probably.
Loved the look on Gant's face after that. xD


clivo100 wrote:
Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)

DAMN. Which game/case was that in? I can't remember~ D:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:40 am ]
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Orange wrote:
clivo100 wrote:
Judge: But what would you have her testify about?
Edgeworth: Indeed! Verily, I say. Ergo! Uh... I want to hear about... what happened... Before she found the body! (or whatever >>)

DAMN. Which game/case was that in? I can't remember~ D:


1-3. When Vasquez is about to get away, and Phoenix's protests in court don't do a thing.

Author:  Johnny Rotan [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:48 am ]
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Allready said but again:

:edgeworth: "What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?"

Author:  Lind [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:15 am ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Bolt Storm wrote:
I've heard one exchange in GK translated sort of like this:

Spoiler: GK-4 (no, really, spoilers for a big returning character)
Edgeworth: Objection!
Judge: Objection denied, Mr. Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: This isn't a trial! I deny your denial!


LOL. What a dick.

But an awesome dick, mind you.

There's a penis joke in there somewhere...

"Is there some kind of kick me sign stuck to the defence's bench?!"

Author:  Finnemore [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:47 am ]
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Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
"Is there some kind of kick me sign stuck to the defence's bench?!"


oh gawd, i lawl'd at thet. anything Edgey says when you get to play as him in 3-5. especially ...

"It's a ... PSYCHO-LOCK!!!!"

:haha:

Edgeworth: Mr. Wright, if you have anything to say please let it be one word or less.
Phoenix: ....
Phoenix: ARRRGGH!
Edgeworth: *trademark Edgeworth bow* I rest my case.

XD

Author:  clivo100 [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:34 pm ]
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Lunaria42 wrote:
Thank you so much for posting those for me. They are even better than I remember.

Totally missed that. You're very welcome. ^_^

Masque*Demasquer wrote:
"It's a ... PSYCHO-LOCK!!!!"

Edgeworth's huge "NOOOOOOOOO!" when loads of psycho-locks appear over Larry after he's only just finished breaking some is pretty funneh.

Author:  Essa_L_M.E [ Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:06 am ]
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The WHHHOOOOOOP! at Gumshoe and Phoenix the the
"I feel foolish"

Cant remember when or exact words :(

Author:  Burninator [ Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:35 am ]
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Essa_L_M.E wrote:
The WHHHOOOOOOP! at Gumshoe and Phoenix the the
"I feel foolish"

Cant remember when or exact words :(


:jazzedgy: WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!
..................................
:edgeworth: ...I...I feel foolish...

Author:  Orange [ Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:41 pm ]
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Spoiler: GK
{???}: Don't move.

{Edgeworth}: ......Who are you?

{???}: ................Keep quiet.

{Edgeworth}: .....Hmph. You're quite a reckless man to commit a murder in a prosecuter's Office.

*Bang!*

{Edgeworth}: .....Are you trying to threaten me?

{???}: ...............

{Edgeworth}: ......Allow me to give you one piece of warning.

{???}: What....?

{Edgeworth}: Don't assume you'll get away with having my office involved in this incident.

{???}: ...............


*fangirls over this piece of dialogue*

Author:  Essa_L_M.E [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:44 am ]
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:edgeworth: Ahh! I would Never have called this Witness if i knew it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!

and..

:edgy:(to oldbag) Ill give you a piece of gum if you testify!
The bill for the gum will be coming to your office Wright.

and basiclayy anything He says to Oldbag....

Author:  inu98756 [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:04 pm ]
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can't believe no one has said this one yet...

"The prosecution is ready...naturally."

Author:  MrCheeze [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:32 pm ]
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Of all the different "the prosecution is ready"-'s in the series, that one's pretty bland.

Author:  inu98756 [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:33 am ]
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MrCheeze wrote:
Of all the different "the prosecution is ready"-'s in the series, that one's pretty bland.

yeah but he said it in 2-4 after he announced he would be the prosecutor after
Spoiler: JFA 2-4
DeKiller shot Franzy
making it epic win, IMO. :godot:

Author:  MrCheeze [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:33 am ]
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Yeah I guess it was made better from the context but I still prefer...

:edgeworth: : "The prosecution has been ready for a while."

:godot: : "What a stupid question."

:karma: "..."

Author:  Essa_L_M.E [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:37 am ]
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Some where in Turnabout Sisters....

:edgeworth: (close up & speed lines) Can you prove it? I THINK NOT!

:phoenix: I CAN PROVE IT!

:edgeworth: WHAAAAAT?

I lol'd at that.

Author:  BlackJack [ Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:19 am ]
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Has anyone noticed that most of these quotes are from 2-4?
:enguard!: Magic of the Matt, baby!

When Edgeworth finally breaks Larry's Psyche-Locks in 3-5, and then they reappear.
:edgeworth: : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And while it's not a quote exactly, Edgey constantly getting shut down by Gant in 1-5 is funny.

Author:  Essa_L_M.E [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:44 am ]
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not exactly what edgey said but about Edgey in 1-4

Maya: But Mr. Edgeworth is a Prosecuting Attorney!
Larry: What? Edgey has a proboscis on his knee?
Maya: No, no--he's a "prosecuting attorney"

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