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EvianBubble wrote:
Phoenix: *slam desk* ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk.
I didn't.
Judge: ...
You have my sympathies.
[...]
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor ...
I didn't.
Judge: I see ... Very well.
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: Your Honor!
I request that the witness testify again!
Vasquez: You are the prosecutor, are you not?
Why are you badgering me? I'm your witness!
[...]
Judge: What exactly did you want her to testify about?
Edgeworth: Mmmph! Well, yes, um ...
...
Indeed! Verily, I say ... Ergo!

Edgeworth rules :edgy:


With idiots like these I feel sorry for Ugdey when he deals with such moments of incompetence.
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Edgie's quotes are above average, but the award goes to Godot for awesome quotes. Miles just isn't poetic enough.

His snarkyness can have some awesome moments though ^^ That's one of his redeeming features for me :) I love it when he's sarcastic / angry ^^
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I think my absolute favourite is in 3-5,
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when you look at the guard in the detention centre and he makes note of the fact that the guard is glaring at him.


And then he comes out with this little gem: "If someone glares at you, it's only polite to return the favor," is what I was taught."
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From the new TGS trailer:

Kay - Well, we could paint "HELP" in really giant letters!

Edgeworth - And who, pray tell, would see these giant letters? We're inside a building.

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:holdit:
Ohhhh how many I have. And photographic evidence to boot.
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The best thing he said was that speech he made on how important it is to find the truth even when it's painful, but damned if I can remember it word for word.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
...I feel foolish.
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ShayminFTW wrote:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
...I feel foolish.

HELL YEAH!
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
ShayminFTW wrote:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
...I feel foolish.

HELL YEAH!


That one was truly the best! :edgy:
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ShayminFTW wrote:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
...I feel foolish.

I did love his frown when he said that....


From 1:5, towards the end after incorrectly connecting the bloody dots on the weird jar:
Phoenix: What so you think!? I came up with this message!
Judge: Hmmm... Yes... I feel like I'm teaching handwriting to a student who is all thumbs.
Edgeworth: I think you should make him write out "I won't do it again" 100 times.

Although this just may be a favourite of mine as I get to imagine a "stern teacher" Edgeworth... :edgeworth:
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Phoenix: ...
Hey! Edgeworth! Come back!

Edgeworth: What are you doing here!?

Maya: Nick, I don't think he's in a very good mood.

Phoenix: Well, he is in detention.
Were you in a good mood when you were in here?

Edgeworth: So, you've come to laugh at the fallen attorney?
Then laugh, laugh!
Well? Why aren't you laughing?

Maya: Nick... Should we be laughing?

Phoenix: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad... or burst into tears.

-->Edgeworth says pretty much the same thing in 3-5. :D

:edgeworth: Then laugh, laugh! Well? Why aren't you laughing?

:phoenix: (And I was ready to hug it out with him) *something or the other, can't remember*
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Reiji wrote:
Phoenix: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad... or burst into tears.


I remember wanting them to laugh at him so we could see Edgey burst into tears XD
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^ me too. xD

Edgeworth's emo moments is what I totally love and hate at the same time about him. xD
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loobywright wrote:
Reiji wrote:
Phoenix: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad... or burst into tears.


I remember wanting them to laugh at him so we could see Edgey burst into tears XD


Ahaha, that'd be awesome. ;D
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"No no, Your Honor, please, by all means interrupt her."
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I loved the parts where he never is able to get the witnesses to tell their name and occupation.
I forget the words, but it was funny. :edgy:
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ooooh! OOOOH! I have some!!

Edgeworth: "Please state your full name."
White: "You wish to know the title of my personage?"
Edgeworth: "Er... your name?"
White: Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?"
Edgeworth: "Name!"
Phoenix: "(These two are great together...)"
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Edgeworth: "Will the witness declare her name?"
Oldbag: "... Hmm? My, aren't you a handsome fellow! I'm afraid I'm a bit flustered!"
Edgeworth: "Y-your name, please!"
Oldbag: "Oh, dearie! No need for you to be embarrassed! Just call me 'grandma.'"
Edgeworth: "YOUR NAME, PLEASE!"
Phoenix: "(Seems Edgeworth has a bit of trouble getting his witnesses to say their names...)"
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Edgeworth: "O-objection! I... object to the witness's talkativeness."
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Edgeworth: "Name. Profession. NOW."
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Edgeworth: "Although we enjoyed Mr. Wright's dramatic performance,
one question remains... What's your point!?"
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Edgeworth: "What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?"
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Edgeworth: "But... the Head Detective of Criminal Affairs thought up this
hideous beast."
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Edgeworth: The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty.
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"i read the report but i had no idea it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!!"
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Pfft, yeah.

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ToasterFaceGodot wrote:
Edgeworth: The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty.


Where is that one from? :3 Awesome.

Spoiler: GK demo quote, which I hope they keep <3
(Did I just say "contradiction"? He must be rubbing off on me. I'm starting to sound like him...But I have my own methods and I will conduct this investigation my way.)
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I don't know if this is the exact quote, but it goes something like this:

Edgeworth:... it seems like I have no choice... You see your honor, the witness suffers from an... illness
Adrain:... no! plase don't! if you do, I'll...
Edgeworth: What? Choose death? (Slams Desk) I COULD CARE LESS!!!
Adrain & Phoenix: WHHHATTT?
Edgeworth: WItness! If you don't talk, I will!
Adrain: ...fine...I'll testify...
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Rarikou wrote:
I don't know if this is the exact quote, but it goes something like this:

Edgeworth:... it seems like I have no choice... You see your honor, the witness suffers from an... illness
Adrain:... no! plase don't! if you do, I'll...
Edgeworth: What? Choose death? (Slams Desk) I COULD CARE LESS!!!
Adrain & Phoenix: WHHHATTT?
Edgeworth: WItness! If you don't talk, I will!
Adrain: ...fine...I'll testify...


XD

Something like that.
Spoiler: dialogue straight from the game because it is made of epic
Edgeworth: Such a shame...
Adrian: ...!
Edgeworth: I had hoped things wouldn't come to this, however...
Judge: Wh-What is it, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: Ms. Andrews. Since you absolutely refuse to testify... It falls upon my shoulders to disclose this to the court.
Adrian: ...S...Stop...
Judge: M-Mr. Edgeworth!?
Edgeworth: This witness... How should I put this... She has an illness.
Adrian: What!?
Edgeworth: And because of this illness, she has tried to commit suicide in the past.
Adrian: S-Stop... Please stop...!
Edgeworth: No matter how much you want to hide it, it's no use. I have the evidence right here.
Adrian: Ah! Th-That's...!
Phoenix: (That's the second part of the suicide report; the attempted suicide report!)
Edgeworth: What will you do now, witness? You know what I am about to do, don't you? I will now reveal to the court, the true nature of the pitiful woman known as Adrian Andrews!
Phoenix: (The secret of her co-dependant[sic] nature... Having other people know about it scares her more than anything else in the world...)
Adrian: Please! Please STOP! I beg you!! If people find out... If people find out... I... I'll...
Edgeworth: If you're going to say you would "choose death," that is of no concern to me.
Adrian: ...!
Phoenix: (Edgeworth... How can you be so cold...!?)
Edgeworth: However, before you die... I will pull the truth from your breathing lips! ... No matter what I have to do.
Adrian: ...
Edgeworth: So, will you tell the court yourself, or shall I!? Either is fine with me.
Adrian: ... ... ...I... I'll talk. But please... Help me...
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Rarikou wrote:
I don't know if this is the exact quote, but it goes something like this:

Edgeworth:... it seems like I have no choice... You see your honor, the witness suffers from an... illness
Adrain:... no! plase don't! if you do, I'll...
Edgeworth: What? Choose death? (Slams Desk) I COULD CARE LESS!!!
Adrain & Phoenix: WHHHATTT?
Edgeworth: WItness! If you don't talk, I will!
Adrain: ...fine...I'll testify...


I need to go back and find the real quote of that. Because it, like, literally made me gasp out loud. I loved it.
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Well, good luck!
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Spoiler: T&T case5
Edgeworth: How long was your bath, if you don't mind me asking?
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Bikini: I bet your next question is "Where exactly did you wash?"...
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*whip*
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Edgeworth: Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defence's bench!?

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I actually like the continuation of the 'you've come to laugh at me' scene:

Phoenix: Nah. It's a trick. Laugh and he'll get mad… or burst into tears. Edgeworth. We don't have so much free time we can spend it coming down here to laugh at you.
Edgeworth: … Yes you do.
Phoenix: (Actually, he's right.)

Oh Edgeworth, your such an ass. C:


Also, not really him speaking, but about Edgeworth:

Phoenix: How is Edgeworth doing, anyway?
Gumshoe: Edgeworth is out of control! He was in the waiting room and he crushed this paper cup with hot, hot coffee in it.
Phoenix: Whoa...
Gumshoe: Talk about burns, pal!
Maya: Wow! The fury of Edgeworth!
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"Ah hah! This must be the Physco-locks that Wright said about"
Heh! Physco-locks, does Edgey have partial hearing?
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From GK-1:

"I believe the proper phrase here is, 'you fail.'"

:gant:

And this one too!

Spoiler: GK-1
"You fail as a prosecutor, Mr. Portsman..."
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Oh snap! I do not hear such a truth...?!

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"...Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?"

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GK-1

"From this we can Deduce....that....err and therefore!"

"Detective Gumshoe will have instant noodles for dinner!"

"Wow sir that's Amazing how did you get all that?"

Paraphrased but you get the comedic idea.
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Timid... sigh...

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Case 2:
Edgey: ... certain lawyer I know...

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Personally, I'm still loving "Whoooooooooop! Gumshoooooooooooe!".
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Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.

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Spoiler: gk1-5 minor
"You fail"
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Not edgy's quote but

:phoenix: How is Edgeworth
:sadshoe: He's really depressed. Seriously, I saw him staring out the window sipping tea glumly
X-Glasses, What were they thinking?
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hmmm...

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My favorite ones are from GK
Spoiler: GK case3
(The pink badger took off her hood, showing herself as Oldbag.
Edgey:( Why HER. Why HERE. Why NOOOOOOOOWW!!)
(as he shows no interest in talking to her)
Kay: Isn't there a chance that she's the witness?
Edgey:( I sure hope not, ut I don't think fate will treat me that good.)


And...
Spoiler: later, in case 5...
(The pink princess took of her hood, showing herself as Oldbag)
Edgey: H-How could this happen two days in a rooooooooooooooooow?!


I call that priceless.
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I love this one:

This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour"

:edgy: Perfect Prosecutor rules! He thinks, therefore he is. :edgeworth:
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OBJECTION! That was... objectionable!
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Spoiler: GK2
While standing outside the flight attendants' room:

Edgeworth: (The room is giving off the scent of women's perfume.)
Edgeworth: (One would think that perfume would "smell great," however, to me it simply "smells"...)
Edgeworth: (Not that I have any interest in what lies behind this door...)


...Subtle.
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Boeing Bomb wrote:
From GK-1:

"I believe the proper phrase here is, 'you fail.'"



XD That one was so full of WIN. I burst out laughing, and my little brother ran upstairs to see what I was laughing about. I think Edgeworth wins cookies for today.
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