Larry: Aww, it's okay! I find that side of your personality cute.
Franziska: Miles Edgeworth! I can see that there really really is something special in the friendship between the two of you.
Edgey: (Ahh! That's not "friendship!")

Damn right it's not.

And the whole "But, the mobiles spin those babies right round, like a record!" thing x3

*kay runs in for the first time*
What does this girl want?
Kay: ...You're scary mister.
...!

Edgeworth: We will know if someone were to wear the coat...Detective Gumshoe.

Shih-na: Phwwh...Wait! Are you trying to ruin my coat!? You don't honestly believe that tub of lard can fit in my coat, do you?

Lablanc: Tell this man to stop stopping me from going!

Edgeworth: Don't sleep while I'm pointing my finger at you!

Kay: That's it! This must be the key for one of those trapdoors!
Edgeworth: That wasn't a trapdoor. You only call it one because you quite literally jumped into it.
Kay: Hey, but isn't that what you're supposed to do when you see one?
Edgeworth: I am not having this conversation with you.

(sorry for the re-phrasing im only doing it from memory)
The bit where Lang walks in for the fisrt time and all the agents are counting. He says something like "None of my cubs is a number! You all have the names your parents gave you. You are all Number 1's!"
Then the next time you see them counting they're like "1" "1" "1" "1"....
Officer: "All 99 #1's are accounted for, so it's most likely everyone is here, Shifu!"
I lol'd so hard at that. Then the bit drectly after that
Lang: Hey, second Number 1 to my left! Here's a birthday present for you.
Officers: blah blah..I didnt know he knew so much about us. blahh blahh
Second #1: Uh sir? It's not my birthday.
Lang: I know that. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "hi" and "Happy Birthday"
Officers: blahh blahhh we love you shifu blahh blahh
Edgey: (I'll leave them to their 'alone time') XDDDD

Oldbag: I'm the Pink Badger right now to the kids. But don't you think I'd be even more lovable if I kept this headpiece off?
Edgeworth: Think of the children!
You're the one who wanted to keep their sweet dreams alive, right?

"Cammy Meele - A vile criminal with a FLOOR!"

Gumshoe: M-Mr. Edgeworth! What is this super-expensive-looking feast of Jurassic proportions?
Edgeworth: It's just the food they serve in First Class
Gumshoe: Wow! I am so jealous, sir! I wanna ride in First Class sometime!
Edgeworth: (Right... When pigs fly and I own my own private jet...)

Franziska: Because my cute little subordinate is going to try his very best, isn't he?

Alba: Heh heh heh heh. I am the master of my fear.

Sheldon: ...I do not have to urinate.
I am the master of my own bladder.
...Drat.

Franziska: All of you Steel Samurai actors are the same. The director has my complete sympathy.

Oldbag: Cheer up! Because I'm about to give you the most wonderful thing!

Edgeworth: ? The most "wonderful thing"...? From you...?

Oldbag: It's so super special that I couldn't give it away to just anyone, you know! Ah, my special present of love to my sweet Edgey-poo... Are you ready!? ... Is this!

Edgeworth: I-It's...!

Kay: .........

Lang: .........

Franziska: .........

Gumshoe: It's... a box of those "Samurai Dogs", right?

Oldbag: Yes! Oh, Edgey-poo! Here, go on and eat one and you'll feel as right as rain!

Edgeworth: .........

Kay: Don't worry! I'll be back! I'll be sure to break the lock on the window and sneak in!

Portsman: We were partners! Like inseparable conjoined twins!

Paraphrasing:
Edgeworth - Can a coupon really inspire people to do such incredible things?
Could that be a reference to the chicken fight from Family Guy?

Yeah, I can see the similarity. Alba probably isn't a master of his own bladder at his age, either.

Oldbag: I didn't "steal" anything, I simply received them for myself!

"The badger I saw was actually the dead body of the victim!

Detective Badd: Today I had to testify in court today... as the Yatagarasu...

Haha I noticed that too. Trust them to put the typos in right where everyone will definately notice them!

Paraphrased Quotes are paraphrased..
Lang: ...humans cant fly...
Edgeworth: Thats bloody obvious!

When presenting things to Calisto Yew during the middle of the investigation...


(Presenting the Prosecutor's Badge)
Edgeworth: It is a shame that we will not be able to face each other. It was to be my first trial, too.
Yew: Oh, was that a declaration of war? How nice it is to be young and carefree.
Yew: And what a nice squeaky clean badge you've got yourself there. I'm jealous!
Edgeworth: I'm sure its gleam will dull over time with experience.
Yew: Phwwh... Are you saying your reputation will also tarnish over time with it?
Edgeworth: Nngh...! That's not what I meant!
Yew: Phwwh! Well, you just can't avoid some things in life.
Edgeworth: (I'll never allow my badge or my reputation to become tarnished...)


(Presenting KG-8 Incident Overview)
Yew: My sister was killed in that incident...
Yew: And the defendant, Manny Coachen, got off scot-free due to a lack of evidence!
Yew: It's so frustrating... The prosecution was a breath away from putting him away.
Edgeworth: (She's not laughing at this particular topic... Although, it's to be expected.)
Yew: ...Phwwwh! I can't believe what a forceful face you're making!
Yew: Ahahahaha! That face is totally killing me!
Edgeworth: (Nngh... Well that moment of seriousness was short-lived...)


(Presenting Det. Gumshoe's Testimony)
Yew: Circumstantial evidence and a motive... It all points to that detective, doesn't it?
Yew: On top of that, even his testimony turned out to be a lie.
Yew: Well, that's what you get when you trust a criminal. They're all just liars in the end.
Edgeworth: (All criminals are liars...? Well, at least we agree on something.)
Edgeworth: But that detective is telling a lie that is nothing but a disservice to himself...
Yew: ...Phwwwh. You're really too naive, Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: Hmph. You don't understand. If I should leave even the smallest mystery unsolved...
Edgeworth: *finger wag* ...I can't really claim to have conducted the perfect investigation.
Yew: Phwwh... "The perfect investigation"...!
Edgeworth: (Speaking of... I fear that why she laughs when she does is a mystery I may never solve.)


(Presenting Knife)
Yew: Mr. Faraday was killed with this knife, correct...?
Yew: I feel bad for him -- being killed by evidence you prepared yourself is just awful.
Edgeworth: Ms. Yew, what do you think about this piece of evidence?
Yew: What do I think? Well, other than the blood, it's a very pretty and ornate knife.
Yew: I'd love to use it as an ornament in my home.
Yew: If it's alright with you, may I have it?
Edgeworth: Wh-What are you talking about!? This is a weapon that was used to kill something with!
Yew: ...Phwwh! Ahahahahahaha! Why so serious!? I think someone needs to loosen up!
Edgeworth: Gnnrk! (There she goes again!)


(Presenting the Handgun)
Yew: Looks like Mr. Rell was killed by the very gun he used to kill the Embassy staff member.
Edgeworth: You speak of the concept of karma, I assume...?
Edgeworth: And that you take your life into your own hands when you commit a crime, correct?
Edgeworth: Hmph... I never thought I'd be dealing with a gun this soon upon becoming a prosecutor.
Yew: Ah, well, for a veteran like me, they're pretty much par for the course.
Yew: To be honest, even if it's just once, I've always wanted to try firing one.
Yew: Hey! Is that thing loaded? Do you think I could give it a try right now?
Edgeworth: D-Don't be ridiculous! This isn't some kind of toy!
Yew: Phwwh! ...Phwwwwh! I was only joking! Duh!
Edgeworth: (Why is it that anything I have to say is a joke to her...?)


Some of these quotes are foreshadowing a bit... Hmm...

When presenting wrong evidence to prove that the stadium shooting was a set up (paraphrased)

Lang: "I give that logic, a ZERO out of ten!"

Edgeworth: ZERO!? That was at least a 6.8!