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As with the other two topics like this, keep spoilers limited to this game. This is a parody topic, to joke about how you know you've played to much Ace Attorney Investigations. As an example, I'll start.


You know you play too much AAI when...


...you start randomly giving out coupons to everyone you talk to.
...you try and convince people you're a bigger Steel Samurai fan than Edgeworth(which you're not).
...you yell "Hold It!" whenever anyone tries to leave the room(bonus points if they're leaving to go the bathroom).
:agent-Smith: "You just wish you could talk in Webdings."

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When you shout Eureka in the middle of a test.

When you chew on the necklace hanging around your neck.

When you really want to try Swiss Rolls.
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When you start telling people what "Lang Zi says".
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When you start doing this :think: all the time and people laugh because you look like an idiot.

When you feel like you really wanna take a vacation to Babahl.

When you suddenly become curious about who Lady Gaga is...
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They took some honey, from a tree...

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You continuously quote "You fail." in all your arguments; if you didn't do so before.

You start falling asleep at work, and try and flirt with the boss to get out of trouble.

You expect your friends to hand you a scroll when you snap your fingers.
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...you start inspecting all keys you come across in hopes they convert into knives.
:agent-Smith: "You just wish you could talk in Webdings."

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Real men are gray-haired in their 20s.

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You throw your coat open at sporadic intervals because your chest is that awesome! :tennis:
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You hear a balloon pop and think it's a gunshot
You never want to know who's under a costume
You give a murder a deadly weapon that can convert into a key
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When you start talking to a ring pops about your sad love life

When you write to the disney (c) about how they should change magic kingdom into blue badger land.

When you now have a new developed fear of old people

When every time you make a mistake you make a sound like aroooo or nnngoooo

Instead of telling chuck Norris jokes you tell Tyrel Badd jokes
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ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING

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Yaragorm wrote:
When you really want to try Swiss Rolls.

I have, and let me tell you: they're lovely.

When you think anything and everything is evidence (Seriously, Gumshoe's paycheck as evidence? Potted flowers? SAMURAI DOGS?!?)

When you forget about dollars and start talking in cents.

When you try to get square hair.

When you stalk Cody Hackins and ask him to show you the Steel Samurai Sushi Slash (Remember his "Path to Glory" album?).
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The Potatoe's NOT a lie!! *cheers*

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When you start laughing hysterically at every serious person you meet.
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

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GigaHand wrote:
When you think anything and everything is evidence (Seriously, Gumshoe's paycheck as evidence? Potted flowers? SAMURAI DOGS?!?)


it's not so weird if you think about the Organizer as an actual notebook where he writes random stuff down...
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When you have an Alba television (like me), and the logo always puts you in mind of Quercus Alba.
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When you start writing your own proverb on a scroll

When you start carrying a mirror everywhere you go to check if there are anyone suspicious behind you

When every time you pick up your cellphone you think you can recreate a crime scene with it

When you try to deduce something when you look at an object

When the thing that scares you the most in a haunted house now is a blue badger whacking your head with a sword

When you really believe that the first class of a commercial airplane has a bar and a grand piano in it

When you start to call China the republic of Zheng Fa

When you use the blue badger theme as your ringtone

When you suddenly have the urge to burn your ink just to see if the flame will be of different color

When you add a three legged raven symbol on your business card
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What the Devil is going on here?

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-When you think that finding dead bodies everywhere you go is completly normal and no-one should be at all disturbed by it.
-When you start cros-examining everyone you meet and claim it's a rebuttal.
-When you go into a trance then screem Eureka and shout something intelligent.
-When you carry an organizer everywhere you go and keep peoples profiles and other evidence stuff in it.
now I think about it isnt that a bit stalkerish? I mean, Phoenix with his court record I can understand but carrying around peoples profiles in you're organizer?
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ALL GLORY TO... SOMETHING

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Yaragorm wrote:
GigaHand wrote:
When you think anything and everything is evidence (Seriously, Gumshoe's paycheck as evidence? Potted flowers? SAMURAI DOGS?!?)


it's not so weird if you think about the Organizer as an actual notebook where he writes random stuff down...

Yeah, but the cactus in case 4 went to the logic bin! It was just as likely to be evidence as a swiss roll.

YKYPTMAAI when you get into an argument about what should and shouldn't be evidence.

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funcuee wrote:
When you really believe that the first class of a commercial airplane has a bar and a grand piano in it

IIRC, the Airbus A380 has a bar in the economy class.
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- when you inspect the scene outside the window when going to the restroom.
- when you try to cut your hair if you're nervous.
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when you go to a flower store to see if they sell passionflowers...
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When you drank all the stock of your favorite tea at home while playing it.
Seriously, I was drinking it one cup after another. Edgeworth has some really weird influence on me. xD
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Consider this puzzle solved.

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When you are incredibly afraid of... badgers.
When you say "Eureka" every time you figure something out.
When you keep going "phwwh" uncontrollably every three seconds.
When you believe that if you get something wrong, you will lose "truth" and scream "NNNNGGGGHHHOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!" every time this happens.
When you are afraid to go on a plane because you think you will be accused of murder.
When you use "Logic mode" IRL.
When you carry around a coat and spin around whenever you put it on.
When you think pinky swears are an efficient way to ensure someone will not tamper with a crime scene.
When you give your girlfriend a ring pop as an engagement ring.
When you reach for a mirror as if you were pulling out a gun.
When you rub your hands together uncontrollably.
When you join interpol so that you can meet Shi-Long Lang.
When you get "extraterritorial" mixed up with "extraterrestrial".
.Storm Parakaitz wrote:
When you start telling people what "Lang Zi says".

Yes, yes, you win. No one can come up with a better one.
Say, that reminds me of a puzzle! Have you ever heard this one, Luke?
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When you giggle everytime someone says "Rebuttal" and not just because it has the word butt in it...
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When you start to cut people off by shouting out Not so fast! instead of Imma let you finish
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- When you find "connections" between two things to find information.
- When you have the sudden craving for Swiss Rolls.
- When you start to imagine the Little Thief when trying to remember something.
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When you want to grow a white oak in your garden (Latin name: Quercus Alba).
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Cardiovore wrote:
When you have an Alba television (like me), and the logo always puts you in mind of Quercus Alba.


Pfft! Where I live, we have Alba trash removal service! :redd:
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Whenever your subordinates do headcounts, you command them to count"#1, #1, #1,#1 ......" all the way.

You start to give birthday present to your subordinate's younger brother's wife's younger brother.

You gather two of your friends to become the "Yatagarasu".

You start to wear a medallion and flip your jacket incessantly.

You design your own suitcases,only to find out it couldnt sell and have to buy them to put on a facade of sales.

You start to make witty but sacrastic remarks, verbally or as monologue.
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TheSteelSamurai wrote:
...you start inspecting all keys you come across in hopes they convert into knives.
My brother has something like that....

    -When you have staring contests with yourself in the mirror.
    -You refuse to stop drinking from the water fountain because the water is so delicious.
    -That you think popping bubbles have the same force as a punch.
    -you keep walking into your office and expect to see a dead body.
    -you wonder what gold medals taste like, since someone obviously finds them delicious.
    -You decide that miniature scales are a perfectly acceptable style of earrings.
    -You want a piano that can play itself and dispense grape juice.
    -When you think a plane having it's own shop isn't unusual.
    -When you decide that it's more fashionable to wear your pins inside your pocket.

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When your playing a warm up game in drama class witch you have to shout freeze, you shout out :objection: by mistake. for witch I am :guilty:
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me: I'm board
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me: oh haha
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...when you suggest using a knife to unlock a safe.
...when you start referring to yourself as a theif of various things.
:agent-Smith: "You just wish you could talk in Webdings."

Come play Ghost Trick Mafia!
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Arrives in a flurry of giraffe bins

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...When you actually figure out how to [i]pronounce[/i "NNNNGGHOOOOOH". (I've tried. It's hard.)
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When you want to cut down the white oak in your backyard ( latin name: Quercus Alba)
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YKYPTMAAI when...
-When carrying around a riding crop and pointing at things with it seems normal.
-If you weren't a tea snob before, you are one now! And you specifically make a point to have a victory cup of tea when you finally finished case #5!
-Wearing a bullet-hole riddled old trenchcoat is a sign that someone is awesome.
-Sucking on a lollypop does not in fact make you less of a badass.
-You're afraid of going anywhere remotely close to an embassy.
-Lang's sunglasses. You want them. Even if you think they look a little silly.
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When you're taking a test in your LOGIC CLASS and imagine Edgeworth helping you~ :D
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funcuee wrote:
When you use the blue badger theme as your ringtone


Damnit, does a phone's wakeup-tone count? :D;;

And as for my contribution:
When you realize it's three hours before you have to wake up and you're still sitting here, wishing you'd look as good as Cammy falling asleep at work tomorrow.
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- When you want to paint your suitcase yellow and pink.
- When you quote Zheng Li every other sentance.
-You begin to yell "Not So Fast!" at people while they're talking.
-You glued some plastic to your sunglasses to make them like Lang's.
-You laugh at everything serious.
-You wish your coat had bullet holes so you could be awesome like Badd.
- You call Tyrell Badd "Detective Baddass".
-You like lollipops.
-You steal the "truth".
-You made a Yatagarasu card and sent it to various important government places.
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You break out into a kung fu pose when somebody proves you wrong. (Bonus points if you go "Aiyaaa!" while doing it)
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GigaHand wrote:
When you think anything and everything is evidence (Seriously, Gumshoe's paycheck as evidence? Potted flowers? SAMURAI DOGS?!?)

Thus, Edgey has also become a Kleptomaniac Hero. XDD

Swiss rolls exist?! :O


  • you can actually put fires, wounds, and fountain spouts in an organizer.
  • you suddenly wanna buy a fountain pen.
  • you imagine all buttons must now be pink.
  • you call a riding crop a "whip" several times.
  • you suddenly start saying "personage" a lot.
    I sense this word isn't used correctly in the game. I believe the proper phrase to use here is, "You fail. The item was found on your person," not "personage."
  • you begin use the previous item's second sentence to express your thoughts
    Though I've always been doing this...

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When overlooked suspicious nooks and crannies don't give you rest.

When you start preventing old people with a bent spine from leaving the room.

When you overuse the "wriggling piece of plywood" line.

When you actually google search for the babahlese embassy website.

When someone makes a sexual joke involving "three legs" and you don't get it because you think of the Yatagarasu.
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- When you feel the need to be inexplicably sleepy. And blow bubbles.
- When you check your chimney to see if Larry was coming.
- You're now afraid of the Pink Princess.
- You use your garding stakes as crossbow arrows.
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...When your pretty sure the republic of Zheng Fa is IN China.
...When you feel the need to make enough counterfeit bills to ruin an entire country's economy.
...When you start pointing at people like Lang. *NOT SO FAST!*
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