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I got a lot of these XD

From "The Ninjas" By Barenaked Ladies

"The ninjas are deadly and silent.
They're also unspeakably violent.
They speak Japanese,
They do whatever they please
And sometimes they vacation in Ireland."
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Yeah, Weird Al has some strange songs.


At the end of "The Blind Prophet" From Homestuck, They say
"Dreams! Don't Die!





Bobby!"

Then it ends.
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It's so disturbing that it's hilarious.
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I'm tryna bathe my ape in your milky way

Katy Perry feat. Kanye - E.T.
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This one is from Brazil.

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I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!

My arms came right after!
Right after!

And my legs still hafta come!
Hafta come!

I don't have a mouth to smile!
Why?
Why?

Because I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!


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...Yeah, weird.
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Ha³ wrote:
This one is from Brazil.

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I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!

My arms came right after!
Right after!

And my legs still hafta come!
Hafta come!

I don't have a mouth to smile!
Why?
Why?

Because I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!


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...Yeah, weird.


What the heck? That's so strange!
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Ha³ wrote:
This one is from Brazil.

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I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!

My arms came right after!
Right after!

And my legs still hafta come!
Hafta come!

I don't have a mouth to smile!
Why?
Why?

Because I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!


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...Yeah, weird.

Oh my God, I need to share that with all my friends, that's hilarious xD
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Here's another one, directly from Brazil, too.

It's a commercial from a fast-food shop, Subway, advertising their new Chicken sandwich.

--//--//--

Chicken,

Nothing more than Chicken!

It has beauty and style...

Smoked with Cream Cheese!

Chicken, chicken!

My deepest wish is to have you!

Chicken, chicken!

Su~bway!


--//--//--


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Polysics has a song called "Pony and lion" and it is super weird. I can't find a really accurate translation, but they sing about how pony and lion are different. Then, here's the kicker, they start singing about coupons. No lie. They say that you can sometimes use more than one and one time and to watch the dates because they can expire.

Then they go back to pony and lion and say "If you have no gas, you can ride them."
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I'm torn between this and this.

Anime can be so weird sometimes.
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When I first heard the song Jack Sparrow by the Lonely Island and Michael Bolton, I didn't know it was supposed to be a comedy song at the time. Although I figured they couldn't be serious. I mean, rapping about picking up girls in a club, and then all of a sudden, "This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow..."
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May I recommand The Scaffold? They had tons of strange lyrics (they did it for comedy). One of my favorites is from Lily The Pink:
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Jennifer Eckles
had terrible freckles
and the boys all called her names,
but she changed with
medicinal compound-
now he joins in all the games.
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Alot of Eminem's early stuff was pretty strange, though some of it was comedy, it was surprising just how far he would go

Quote:
I went to the club drunk with a fake ID,
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!


There's also this other song but I forget who did it, it was basically this really upbeat melody and the guy is singing about suicide.
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I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me

I'm the funky monkey junky
You're a flunky bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter
I'm a pitcher of holy water

"Oh pretty prince of parties where's
the party now?" - I don't know.
"Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go?" - I let it flow.
"Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party?" - No.
"Oh pretty prince of parties where do
you get your clothes?" - They're made
of snow. Pretty party clothes
crocheted of snow.

I'm the mickey Maori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka
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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
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I went to the club drunk with a fake ID,
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!


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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
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I went to the club drunk with a fake ID,
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!



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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:
Alot of Eminem's early stuff was pretty strange, though some of it was comedy, it was surprising just how far he would go

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I went to the club drunk with a fake ID,
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!




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This one truly sounds like it came from a nut job (gotta' love him):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ajMUaP9v4

Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof
Even my teddy bear stays so aloof
Flies that go walking on leashes so long
Even my parakeet wears a sarong
Sometimes I wonder, but mostly I dont
I always say "yes" but usually I wont
Elephants flying way off to the moon
Even my sun dials stuck at high noon


Signs that say "quiet" and yo-yos on strings
Ride on the carousel, grab the brass rings
Aches that I feel on my window pane
Rolled-up umbrellas are out in the rain
Boxes that herald: "Please stand in a line"
Tarzans are riding on the 6:20 vine
Mostly I end up with egg on my face
I cant keep the bulbs lit in my fireplace

Bats in my belfry, polars are bear
Polish the cannon in the town square
Well all take a ride on my new pogo stick
Here comes the night nurse! Cover up, quick!
Thoughts that need thinking like spring has been sprung
Fantasy helps all of us to think young
Everyone knows that penguins go formal
So whos there among us to say who is normal?
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Its common to see songs nowadays combining lyrics that are in a different language such as spanish or french, but you expect them to fit into the context of the song.

There is one English song where the lyrics say
"Sacrebleu! t'as un tete a fair sauter les plaques de egout."
translation:
"Damn it! you got to blow a head plates sewer."

this in no way makes sense and is incredibly weird as it plays no context to the song.
(i am not incorrect as the song came with subtitles and this is exactly what it says.)
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I think some of the lyrics to that new Justin Bieber song are pretty strange...

"Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue"
Really? "Fondue" is the best word you could come up with to rhyme with "you?"

"I could be your Buzz Lightyear"
You could be a plastic toy? How is that sexy or romantic?

"I could make you shine bright like you're lying in the snow... brrr"
Just... What?

Also the sheer amount of times he says "swag" in this song is just ridiculous.

Shoe could probably write a better song. :shoe:
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Hmm...I've never paid that much attention to the lyrics,
but I have one song right now in my mind that has pretty odd lyrics and stuff.
This would beeeeee...

Juliet Jonesin Sydän - Ankkalinna
The live version is the only video available on YouTube, so mind the video.
If you're interested of buying the album the song is at, search 'Juliet Jonesin Sydän - Roistot'
Spoiler: lyrics and my translation
Original language: Finnish

Song name: Ankkalinna

Lyrics:
Aku Ankka, Mikki Hiiri, Hessu Hopo ja Iines...
Paljon mitään, ei voi tehdä, kun kaikki rahat on Roopella.

Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa-
Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa-
Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa vastaan!

Sota syttyi, pian loppui, kaikki seinää vasten ammuttiin.
Roope katsoi, sekä nauroi, vain Hessu Hopo säästettiin.

Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa-
Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa-
Noustaan kapinaan! Roope Ankan rahavaltaa vastaan!




Translated to english:

Song name: Duckburg

Lyrics:
Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Daisy...
Can't do much since Scrooge has all the money.

Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges-
Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges-
Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges plutocracy!

The war began, ended quickly, everybody was shot next to wall.
Scrooge watched and laughed, only Goofy was spared.

Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges-
Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges-
Let's all rebel against uncle Scrooges plutocracy!


Other songs with bit odd lyrics I have in mind would be:
- Turmion Kätilöt - Sika!
- Indica - Pahinta Tänään
- Nirvana - Rape Me

Spoiler: Turmion Kätilöt - Sika!
The 'Sika!' (Pig! [not swine in this case as it refers to a person, like "You PIG!"]) is about...How our body works...To say nicely.
The first part of the lyrics go something like this when translated:

Kasvomme vuotavat verta, ruumis toimii ja rakastelee (x2)
Nyt mikään ei estä vetelemästä alkupisteestä kohtua kohti (x2)

Our faces bleed blood, body functions and makes love! (x2)
Now nothing won't stop to reach the uterus! (x2)

Chorus:
Kipu ei lakkaa! Armoa et saa anelemalla!
Nauti ajosta, hullaannu verestä, kaikissa meissä asuu lihava sika!

The pain won't stop! You won't get mercy by begging!
Enjoy the ride, go crazy of blood, there's a big fat swine inside all of us!

Spoiler: Indica - Pahinta tänään
Personally I think that far too many of Indicas lyrics are quite odd, but then again do the lyrics have to make perfect sense as long as it sounds great?
This oddness is best shown in the 'Pahinta Tänään' song from them IMO.
Take a sample:

Huuhtele vaan, minä olen pesunkestävä, en voi auttaa. Tietenkin saat maalata sun taivaat, riittää lampaita laumaasi.

Flush away, I'm dyed-in-the-wool, can't help you. Of course you can paint your skies, there are enough sheep for your flock.

Joskus on vaan ryömittävä mullan alla suu täynnä likaa, jokainen saa nähdä sateenkaaren kaikki päädyt, pimeimmät taivaat,
rinnalleni en tarvi joukkoasi. Mä pysyn jaloillani, kun kaitsen murheitani.

Sometimes you must crawl under the ground mouth full of dirt, everyone gets to see all the ends of the rainbow, the darkest skies,
I don't need your group next to me. I stand on my own feet, when I shepherd my troubles.

Chorus:
Sillä pahinta tänään on valkea valo, joka silmiini lyö eikä varjoja varo!
Sillä pahinta tänään on valkea valo! Mene pois, mene pois, mene pois, pilaat pimeyteni!

Because the worst thing today is the bright white light, that hits right to my eyes and looks out for no shadows!
Because the worst thing today is the bright white light! Go away, go away, go away, you ruin my darkness!


I don't think the last one, Nirvana - Rape Me, needs a spoiler tag for explanation, dontcha think?




Then of course there are those humor songs like:
- Juha Vainio - Konduktööri Kyrpä-Kalle
- "Friistailoh!"
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For me you'll find it in any Neutral Milk Hotel track - and it's why Jeff Mangum is the best lyricist ever.

Someone Is Waiting
Someone is waiting
To swallow all the halos out of you
As your face blows through my window
Sending pieces flying all around the room
And I love you and I want to
Shoot all the super heroes from your skies
Watch them reeling from your ceiling
As their empty anger falls out from their eyes

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. Jesus Christ that "as your face blows..." line kills me everytime especially with how he sings it

Spoiler: Oh Comely (Lotsa Leers, man.)
The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadium
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings and bend all your notes for me
Soft silly music is meaningful, magical
The movements were beautiful, all in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all over the garden
Was all you were needing when you still believed in me


THAT STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS...yes.
"...!
You dare to insult the courts!?"
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Er....I remember hearing this song a few times while playing Just Dance with la mia famiglia.

I don't know the artist but the song was called Walk Like an Egyption. The random lyrics weirded me out when my cousins and mother would dance along with it. :/
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Tom and Edd
Used to live
In a house
On a Cliff
Till it sank to the bottom of the Ocean!
First they saw a shark (Wow!)
Then they saw a whale (Eee!)
Then they saw a salmon punch a bear! (What the b*&£h?)
Even deeper than Atlantis
Even deeper than Titantic
Even deeper than this existential Squid (What is life?)
Past the Catfish
Past the Hatfish
Past Poseidon in a dress
Till they landed at the bottom of the sea.
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Ha³ wrote:
This one is from Brazil.

---//---//---//---

I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!

My arms came right after!
Right after!

And my legs still hafta come!
Hafta come!

I don't have a mouth to smile!
Why?
Why?

Because I am a Rice Dumpling!
Rice Dumpling!


---//---//---//---


...Yeah, weird.

I've heard that one before. :haha:
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Some of the songs from The World Ends With You OST.
Spoiler: Such as Twister
Brain wave, main wave
Psycho got a high kick
Collect and select
Show me your best

Crystals, blisters
It's all over now
Psycho cane
You're so keen
I need more candy canes

Cold cake, cold break
Freak got a high kick
Mr. Twister
Moist with roistering

Stick it up
Take it up
Step aside and see the world
Effect has defects
Take a bow to the moon (Bow-wow to the moon)

Morning rays, hairspray Queens
Get on their way to their nests, the west
Honest, they once had a dream
Belles of society, in the shells of their unity
Cornet 'n spinet
The sound flows, follows till they're home
Dragged by the power of dreams
That power is yet unknown

What were they singing about, again?
"It's never too late to learn that growing old doesn't have to mean growing up. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind, and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough." -Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuA-GKdUN5c

...This entire song is weird to me.

I first heard part of this song in an amv and found out the song's name was called Videogames and I was like, "What? This soft ballad is called, 'Videogames'?"

And when I heard the song from start to finish I was like, "What the heck is this? :payne: "
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"Pleading the Fifth (A Capella)" By Relient K

"That night at the theater
An impersonator died
Mr. Booth was tried
I just kept the truth inside.
And in the court room
The judge will not catch wind of this
Up there on the stand I'll plead the fifth."

I know it's talking about the Lincoln assassination, but who's this impersonator, and why is this guy pleading silence? What's going on? Maybe I'm just not to sharp in the history department.

Also by the same band...

"Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care"

"I just wasted ten seconds of your life."

The title has nothing to do with the lyrics and it has more words! XD
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Gnobo wrote:
"Pleading the Fifth (A Capella)" By Relient K

"That night at the theater
An impersonator died
Mr. Booth was tried
I just kept the truth inside.
And in the court room
The judge will not catch wind of this
Up there on the stand I'll plead the fifth."


Ace Attorney much? o_O
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R2-D2 and C3PO were havin' cyber sex
But when you throw an Ewok in, it gets a bit complex.
Han Solo may have danced,
But he never got into Princess Leia's pants.
'Cause she was too busy bein' such a talker
And makin' out with her brother Luke Skywalker
GO, Chewie go! *wookie noise* (x2)


"The Star Wars Song" by Steve Poltz
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All these random lyrics were taken from Limp Bizkit's album "Results May Vary" (song numbers follow all quotes):

“No one on this planet / like me to be friends with” (3). "Another day another night inside a lonely world … such a lonely world” (11). "Like the weed I for sheezy” (12) "Be letting ya know / ooh … yeah, feeling kinda horny” (12). "Loneliness can’t be cured from no medicine” (3). "Looks like I’m drinkin’ tonight” (12).

"Hey you / miss I don’t know what the fuck your name is / I’m drawn to you” (1). “Damn you’re so hot!” (1). "I know you bitin,’ bitin’ my steez, baby / but I came, came to please, baby” (8). “I’m on the grind now, baby” (5). “My dog’s barkin’ it up, baby” (8). “Y’all know it’s my time now, baby” (5). “I’ve never needed anything, / anything but you” (10). “Lookin’ to screw on the first night”(4)? “I ain’t fuckin’ playin’ around” (12). “I’m a crazy, crazy man / with a crazy, crazy plan” (2). “No doubt that I’d love to sniff them panties now” (1). "We can do all them nasty things you want to do” (9).

"Ma ma ma move ma move / ba ba ba break you off” (12). "The vibe’s good, [so’se I] go to first base” (9). “To knock out another homerun” (9) “Spontaneous combustion / leaves a taste that’s so disgustin’” (10). "Limpin’ the bizkit” (12). “Won’t ever come back” (3). "You let me down / oh, I guess that you’re not good enough to be with me" (10). “Now I’m left with only me” (16). “Layin’ in the bed [I] made / drinkin’ haterade, think about it” (13).
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"HA! HA! HA!
PHOENIX!! Ah――!!"


From the lyrics for GS5's pursuit theme.
A great man once wrote:
Breakfast? What needs to be broken so fast?


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The entirety of Apollo's voiced theme song *burned*

Also Macarthur Park,
"Someone left the cake out in the rain,
I don't think that I can take it,
'cause it took so long to bake it,
and I'll never have that recipe again! Oh no!"
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Lmao check this one out

Des'Ree's - Life

Mmm, yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah, yeah yeah
Oh life, oh life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news


Also

Daniel Cowman - Regina Spektor

Then heroin boy walked through the door
And he was screaming and everybody was like
What're you screaming as if it's the end of the world
And he was like, well, it is

I was sitting in the corner with my pants down
And I was sure someone next door was blowing up balloons
And they was red and orange

And there was this one lady at the bar and she was trying to buy gin
And this other lady at the bar and she was trying to sell gin
It worked out good for the both of them
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Seven apples on a witch's tree...
...with seven seeds to plant inside of me.
In springtime, I grew a magic song...
...then skipping along, I sang the song to everyone.

I look at the world through apple eyes...
...and cut myself a slice of sunshine pie.
I danced with the peanutbutterflies...
...'til they went and told me to say hello, but wave goodbye.

A thousand sugar stars...
...oh put them in a jar.
And whistle 'round the world...
Oh, whistle 'round the world...
I'm a little wolf inside a girl, you say.
And off I go from June to May...
Oh, whistling 'round the world.
Whistling 'round the world...

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