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Okay guys listen up

LISTEN UP GUYS

Arianna, you know Arianna? From The Last Specter? You know her father?

It was Hitler.

Arianna's father was Adolf Hitler. And I have PROOF.

1) It is said Hitler escaped Nazi Germany during the Fall of Berlin, instead of shooting himself in his bunker. Most versions indicate that the man died in the Argentinian Patagonia in the 60s or 70s but I'm from Argentina and that is BULLSHIT*. It is obvious he did escape to a place where either (a) the government could help him stay hidden (much like Argentina would have done during the Perón administration) or (b) nobody would know it's him. And in order for someone to not know of Adolf effing Hitler, it must be a quiet, rural town in the outskirts of civilization. Enter Misthallery, where I'm pretty sure they just discovered the steam machine. Who in a town like Misthallery would know of the Third Reich and its fall? NOBODY that's who.

2) Arianna's father was hated by everyone due to his acts. Hitler was hated by everyone due to his acts. Coincidence? I think not.

3) Why else would the people of Misthallery be so freaking cruel when he died? The game says they all hated him because of his greed and the consequences of such greed, but it's OBVIOUS that word got out that this man had come from a faraway place, where he had killed 2% of the world population. Why ELSE would the otherwise-mostly-quite-lovely people of Misthallery say "He deserved it" while the body was still warm, in loud "whispers", IN FRONT OF THE MAN'S GODDAMN DAUGHTER. You are nice people, aren't you? Yes you are. You wouldn't do this with anyone, would you? Of course you wouldn't! Not even bad people would do it! Unless... Yes, that's right, unless the guy WAS HITLER! Am I right? I am right.

4) This is Evan Barde, Arianna's father... AND YES THAT IS INDEED HIS MOUSTACHE.

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5) Arianna. ARIANna. As in, "she of the ARYANS"


There is no room for doubt. Evan Barde, Arianna's father, was Hitler.

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And yes this indeed means Chief Jakes was a hero, and Layton inadvertly redeemed Hitler.

...Was it inadvertly though...?




Also Chelmey's looks are perfectly normal.

*okay so a lot of people actually believe in this and some old celebrities say they have seen him around in the 50s
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DeMat, are... are you drunk?

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Bolt Storm wrote:
DeMat, are... are you drunk?

...Am I drunk?


The only thing you're drunk on is the truth.
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Uhh...

I have... no comment?
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I don't drink. I only bask... IN THE TRUTH

4 irrefutable pieces of evidence, including a moustache nobody else has dared to use since 1939. Those yet unwilling to acknowledge it are most probably fascists.

In fact, it's 100% confirmed you guys are fascists. WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT HUH
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Further proof:

Arianna's father is named Evan Barde-- initials E.B..

Hitler's wife was named Eva Braun-- initials E.B..
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DeMatador wrote:
I don't drink. I only bask... IN THE TRUTH

4 irrefutable pieces of evidence, including a mustache nobody else has dared to use since 1939. Those yet unwilling to acknowledge it are most probably fascists.

In fact, it's 100% confirmed you guys are fascists. WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT HUH

hmm...demators acting funny...clearly i'm drunk...i best go lay down...
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Voodoo Lady wrote:
Further proof:

Arianna's father is named Evan Barde-- initials E.B..

Hitler's wife was named Eva Braun-- initials E.B..


Con-fucking-firmed.
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:objection:

This is all speculation there is no hard proof to back up your theory. :object:
Has playing Ace Attorney games taught you nothing? You need hard evidence to support this theory or you will be penalized. :judge:
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Mimi Wright wrote:
:objection:

This is all speculation there is no hard proof to back up your theory. :object:
Has playing Ace Attorney games taught you nothing? You need hard evidence to support this theory or you will be penalized. :judge:


:objection: HE HAS showed us enough evidence to prove his theory!
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Hahaha what the fuck man? That's probably the best (and only) conspiracy theory I've seen for Professor Layton. I just hope you're alright because this really came out of left field.
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