How Apollo met Athena. I feel bad for the guard though...
Oh, and Blackquill leaving the court.

Apollo: The funny farm just called, they want their 'genius' back

The first time Simon attacks Phoenix and cuts off that strand of his hair only for it to grow back while Phoenix makes that ridiculous surprised face

Hugh: Geniuses make mistakes too. I just made mine 7 years in a row.

I loved it when Athena called Apollo impy and nice then phoenix thought "did you hurt your wrist with that backhand?". And then the moment when Phoenix says about Juniper talking about Apollo. " The way she is talking about ihm you would think Apollo is some kind of ancient god". Also the line in case 2 then when the audience at the court house said about mayor tenma "I heard he went to blood drive, and instead of making a donation he tried to make a withdrawal"

"Activate the emergency tin can telephone!"

When Means (Colgate Zeus as I call him) was dribbling his globe like a basketball. I wish someone could make his final form a mascot for a school basketball team called the Trojans. Hence, his Trojan-esque mohawk.

Came across a few gems so far - this isn't really JUST bad-evidence dialogue, but also funny moments from during the trials. I've abbreviated character names to two letters to save my tender typing fingers:

At: By using this just right, the body could've been moved without the mat!
J: Really? I would love to hear how that would be possible.
At: Yeah, I'd love to hear how, too!
J: That would be your job, in case you've forgotten…
At: Oh, right!

At: Maybe it's not the victim's blood. Did the police check to see from whom the blood on the pottery came from?
Bl: Shame on you, Cykes-dono. Have a little more respect for the constabulary. *whistles Fulbright's attention*
(Fulbright takes the stand, and shrinks in shame)
Bl: …Fool Bright.

J: Hmm…I have a question I was hoping the defense and prosecution might help answer. Is it just me or does the witness's testimony make no sense at all.
At: No, it's not just you, Your Honor. All I got from listening to that was a headache.
J: Well, I'm relieved it's not just me. …And the prosecution?
Bl: Your Baldness, summon an ambulance this instant. The witness is stark, raving mad.
J: Hmm…Yes, I think that would be for the best. Now, let's pretend that never happened and move on to my verdict.

At: Well, this is against my better judgment, but I'd like to conduct a short therapy session.
J: Your better judgment? I'm a judge, and it's far beyond mine, yet I find it hard to say no. Prosecutor Blackquill, I trust you have no objections? …Um, Prosecutor Blackquill?
(Blackquill is not there)
Bailiff: The prosecutor said, "Rubbish! We will be out on a stroll!" then left with Detective Fulbright.

At: The speech was given from a hidden location. It explains why the witness didn't see anyone!
Bl: Fine. Let us entertain your notion. How would it affect this trial?
At: Why does everything have to be about the trial! There's more to life than winning!
J: If the defense is not interested in the trial, she can go practice law in the hall.

At: They ran out of time, so the speech was given later!
Bl: Stop right there. Everyone in that room heard the speech that preceded the mock trial.
At: But it was given later. They couldn't have heard it before it was given. The only explanation is everyone there only thought they'd heard the speech!
J: Ms. Cykes…I don't only think I'll give you a penalty. I believe I actually will.

At: Prof Means was trying to interrupt the mock trial. That must be the answer!
J: Hmm…Then let me ask this. Why would the professor want to interrupt the mock trial?
At: I object, your honor! I object to how you always ask people questions like that! You should try thinking for yourself once in a while!
J: Oh! I just had a thought! It involves a penalty for a certain smart-alecky defense attorney.

At: Apollo, tie me up into a new pose! …Wait, you're not into this kind of thing, are you?
Ap: What? No! Besides, it was your idea!

At: Tie both of my hands in an "Objection!" pose!
Ap: You sure? What about the spiky hair on the back of the head?
At: Ooh, I know! The boss is right there! Go pull some out and you can glue it on!
Ap: Okay, I'm on it!
Ph: OBJECTION!
Ph: Ouch! Ouch!!! What do you think you're doing, Apollo!!!
Ap: S-Sorry, Athena. I…I couldn't do it!
At: Tsk, don't be such a wimp!

At: How about tying my hands behind my back?
Ap: You sure? What about the spiky hair on the back of the head?
At: I don't have this massively long hair for nothing! Just use some superglue to bond it into place!
Bq: SILENCE! Fool! You shall ruin your hair.

At: Let's examine the spear for prints! That'll settle this whole mess!
J: Hmm? And just what do you hope to prove? And whose prints are you hoping to find?
At: Prof. Mea--
J: Well, of course you'd find Prof. Means' prints! It is his spear, after all.
At: Okay, then the vic--
Pr: The victim's prints would be there, too. I had her do repair work on it a number of times.
At: …Your Honor. A penalty, please.
J: Hmm…Well, at least your sense of justice is still intact.

T: Athena, don't you think the Wright Anything Agency has about run its course?
At: Wh-What do you mean?
T: Isn't it obvious? It's time for the Wright Anything Academy! And you, Athena, will be the head of the Psychology Department.
At: Oh... What other departments will we have?
T: Well, I'll be the head of the Magic Department...and we'll have a Chords of Steel Department and a Bluffing Department!
At: (But then who will be head of the Toilet Cleaning Department?)

The bit where both the Judge and Blackquill say that Robin Newman is the epitome of manliness... right before Robin outs herself as a girl.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxghncc6kX0

Starbuck suddenly flying away (and getting stuck in the ceiling!), Blackquill interrupting Starbuck's hyper pumped speech with "Balderdash." and when even the judge joined in on the countdown.

Basically everything that Means does after the change. "Everyone fails except me!" on the board and Blackquill being a troll during registration as well as him throwing chalk at people.

Means: Athena Cykes!
Cykes: Huh? Oh... Here!
Means: Apollo Justice!
Justice: I'm fine! I mean, here!
Means: No! State your presence and no other information! *Throws chalk at Apollo*
Means: Your Honour!
Udgey: Here!
Means: See! That's what we're after
Means: Simon Blackwill
Simon: *Stroking Taka*
Means: SI MON BLACK QUILL! Are you present, yes or no!
Simon: *Back to means in silence*
Mean: Insolent person! Get out!
Simon: "Get out? Sure, why not?" *leaves*
Not accurate, but w/e

Athena: Hey…! Anyone in the art room?!
Fulbright: Oh, it’s you people! Ha ha ha! In justice we trust!
Athena: Ah, it’s Detective Fulbright! …In justice we trust!
Klavier: Is that some kind of a greeting between you two?
Athena: Detective Fulbright! Can you lower that banner from there?!
Fulbright: Of course! Just leave it to me!
[He lowers the banner.]
Fulbright: How’s that?! *huff * *puff* Whew!
Athena: Thanks, Detective! In justice we trust!
Fulbright: Ha ha ha! Always glad to help! In justice we trust!
Klavier: So, is that some kind of greeting between you two or not?

Apollo: Um, so this is my attorney’s badge.
Fulbright: No, no! Present it with more confidence and conviction! Like this… In justice we trust!
Apollo: Okay, um, how’s this… Apollo Justice, attorney at law! H-Here comes Justice!
Fulbright: That was amazing! But you know what they say, practice makes perfect. Let’s see you do it ten more times!
Apollo: Okay, I’ll try my best!
Athena: Um, Apollo? What are you doing?
Apollo: (Ack! How’d he talk me into this?!)

Judge: Objection! Objection! I object to Detective Fulbright’s definition of justice!

Apollo: Jinxie, you wouldn't happen to be--
Fulbright (comes out of nowhere): In justice we trust!
Apollo: Yikes!
Jinxie: Eek! A ghost¹! (slaps charm on his forehead)
Fulbright: Argh!

¹A not so rare comment in the AA series, but possible foreshadowing? ghost = phantom

However, I'm not sure this first one was supposed to be funny.

When he's on the stand and he's being accused of being the phantom, he goes, "I wasn't a champion of justice! .......I was just a pawn of evil."

I don't know why, but I laughed at that. I feel ashamed now.

It was also hilarious when he told the defense to "Wake up and smell the justice!"

When Phulbright tries to fake emotions and gets it all wrong, like "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! :D, no, I mean... THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! D:<" and "HAHAHAHAHAHA" *waves with a handkerchief and weeps*

Starbuck flying away with the parachute, Cosmos... thing going berserk, Phantom throwing out his... thing (No innuendo intended. That spy-thing that can be shot up in the ceiling and has a string on it...)