Well, I don't have a web page but I think this would make an awesome topic for people to discuss.

http://chiranjivi.tripod.com/AnimeMP/nmpindex.html

This is a very old web page that I still love after all these years.

So, basically, here's the plan: Following the formula as shown here, we'll create Anime Marriage Prospects Pages for all of our favorite characters in Phoenix Wright. You can do multiple pages for all of the characters and we should have the first or second topic post have links to all the individual characters that are created so people will be able to reference them. Or maybe we'll just let people browse.

Each entry should also have a picture.

Here's the formula.

Name:

Looks:

Smarts:

Personality:

Home Economics:

Combat Skills:

Special Abilities:

Competition:

In-Laws:

Children:

Finances:

Sex:

Overall:

Have fun.

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Characters that have been Done So Far

Male Characters

Phoenix Wright
Godot
Godot II
Dick Gumshoe
Miles Edgeworth
Apollo Justice
Richard Wellington
Wocky Kitaki
Klaiver Gaven
Larry Butz
Zak Graymere
Maximillion Galactica
Maximillion Galactica II
Doctor Grey
Matt Engarde
Jake Marshall

Female Characters

Ema Skye
Maya Fey
Mia Fey
Lana Skye
Maggie Byrde
Dahlia Hawthorne
Lamiroir
Trucy Wright
Angel Starr
Franziska Von Karma
Iris Hawthorne
Adrian Andrews
Dee Vasquez

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Here's an example, even though I'm a guy.



Name: Phoenix Wright

Looks: Phoenix seems to be reasonably handsome according to the surrounding characters, he's merely got weird hair. Phoenix also dresses smartly in a manner befitting a lawyer as blue is definitely his color. As Apollo Justice indicates, Phoenix doesn't seem to the type to go downhill in looks, though he develops a habit of not shaving.

Smarts: Phoenix is one of those above average intelligence individuals who is nowhere near a genius. He's a lawyer, so he managed to graduate law school and there's some indications that he's also a fairly good Detective and could have pursued other careers. Phoenix's real skill is in bluffing and looking at things from odd angles. Don't expect to win many arguments with him.

Personality: Refreshingly sane, Phoenix is more than a little sarcastic but is smart enough to keep it to himself. He's passionately comitted to justice and more than a trifle naive about his client's innocence (though given his record up to a certain case, it's understandable why he believes the LAPD couldn't investigate their way to the bathroom).

Home Economics: Ppffft. Indications are that Phoenix is the kind of guy who lives on take out and restaurant food. This may help explain why exactly he's always short for money even when he's a lawyer. One look at Phoenix's home, though, is easy enough to tell that the entire place will go to Hell if he's allowed to have his way.

Combat Skills: Almost non-existent. He requires Gumshoe to bail him out of any situations that are remotely dangerous.

Special Abilities: Phoenix's ability to get stuff past the courts is pretty much legendary by the end of Trials and Tribulations. His ability to read people is also considerable, even before Trucy. With his Kurain artifact, he's capable of breaking people's Psi-locks as well. Expect any kids you may have to be unable to lie to him.

Competition: Rumors about him and Edgeworth aside, Phoenix will almost certainly attract a lot of young and attractive girls to his side during the course of his cases. This just seems to be an odd quirk he's picked up.

Phoenix's only real confirmed past romantic interest is Iris. Unfortunately, if he ever decides to go back to Iris then you're effectively competing with sweetness on a level of Aeris from Final Fantasy VII. Oddly, Maya would probably be happy for you since they're not really dating now.

In-Laws: Post-disbarment, Trucy. Trucy actively wants a mom for herself and wife for her Dad. Also, you could hardly find a more lovable young girl to take into your household. Unfortunately, you may have to deal with the immediate dislike from Pearl. She is almost family to Phoenix.

Children: Phoenix seems to be an awesome father to Trucy and isn't too old to father new children by the end of Apollo Justice. It is unlikely he'll have any objections to children, though it may be a good idea to get him back his legal license before one goes about having them.

Finances: The biggest issue. Phoenix somehow manages to only barely scrape by even when he's a successful lawyer. While this might be repaying a horde of legal education loans, it's more likely he's just not good with money. When he's disbarred, he's outright poor. A two income household would be preferable.

Sex: Phoenix seems very likely to be perfectly normal in his sexual habits. Given his only probably confirmed experience is likely with Iris, he is probably used to being in control or dealing with someone that he has to be gentle with. Given his enthusiasm for law, its probably he'll show an equal level for his partner.

Overall: Phoenix is not without his flaws, especially in terms of bachelor habits and a fairly bleak economic system. Also, post-disbarment, you'll be taking on another mouth to feed. However, if you are stable economically then you'll find he's probably an awesome husband. Phoenix is also probably the type of guy who goes for relationships over simple dating.

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Lets give it a shot...

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Name: Godot

Looks:
Roguishly handsome with a goatee and Visored features, Godot's endearing smirk as he sips from his white mug can charm many - his fuzzy white hair has a mix of between 'Out of bed' to 'Fashionably messy'. His style is fairly unique, his pinstripe jacket and shirt combo along with his Jet-black trousers gives him an air of Class, and the white Tie - Simply an added touch. The visor on his face has 3 red stripes, which glow in the dark - perfect if you need to look at something in the dark in a hurry.

Smarts:
From the useage of coffee metaphors and puns, to being able to back Phoenix Wright into unexpected dillemma's, Godot's intelligence seems to be on many levels - however, certain events and people may be able to get under his skin more easily, and throw him off. Also, considering the amount of coffee per day he drinks, he's probably hyperactive and suffers from mild sleep deprivation, which can effect him on an on/off basis.

Personality:
He's very much the smooth operator, able to charm the bees from the trees at a whim. He will use deep metaphors based on coffee to make his points - such metaphors are usually either romanticised or over-exhaggerated in order to leave more of an impression. his serious side, however, can be quite the sight to behold.
Ever the romanticist, he is very much loyal to those he loves...and their family.

Home Economics:
Godot's personal life is about a coffee lifestyle - hence, he would have an elaborate Coffee collection and brewhouse in his own home. Expect to be woken up/put to sleep with the intense aroma's of various coffee beans and blends. Godot appears to be fairly able to maintain a fairly respectable appearence, and so it is assumed that his homelife would be the same - much memorabilia for coffee and such would be obviously found in abundance. Naturally, he will also not have Disability aids for those with a sight impairment - his thoughts on the subject would be more to keep his pride than to admit his weakness...

Combat Skills:
In a manner of soeaking, Godot's combat skillis are fairly decent - he has a good throwing arm, and has no issues about discussing a sword fight. I could go on and outline Spoilerish descriptions, but the simple line goes like this:
Godot is Badass.

Special Abilities:
Godot is HINDERED by the fact that he has no special ability as such...instead, he has Special DISabilities in the fact that he is unable to see red on a white background. So, whatever you do, don't let him read Final notice letters, for they have a tendency of being JUST that.

Competition:
Ha, Godot's TRUE competition is in Miles Edgeworth - the hot young prosecutor who has the ladies attentions just as much as Godot does. Other than that, Godot has a very wide appeal, and as such could easily charm many female companions - so do the easiest thing: Engage in polygamy! 8D {I kid! XD}

In-Laws: Not a lot is known of his parentage, so there is a bit of a wildcard on this category!

Children:
Godot seems to understand how to make a kid happy - Pearl Fey even was cheered up when given the last mug of his coffee during the events of Bridge to The Turnabout. He has not been shown to have any real anomosity with children, so we surmise that any plans for them with him would be met with mild agreence. However, remind him that Kids SHOULD not drink coffee until at least 8 years old...and not right from the bottle!

Finances:
Godot's lifestyle of choice is the coffee conissieur - he has craploads of blends, which indicate he has quite the freedom financially to experiment how he wishes. This may mean that his Money situation is good - however, if Coffee is his priority then he clearly needs a woman to kick him into touch and remind him of what real priorities are.

Sex: The overall sexlife found in Godot's life would probably be passionate and hot, like the coffee he adores so very much. He would be very tactile, given his blindness without the visor- caressing and stroking all that his hands could touch. However, all that caffeine may affect his performance in later years...

Overall:
Godot would make for a very intense, and lustful partnership. Despite his blindness and prideful nature, he would be a sensitive and loving husband who would do anything to protect the ones he loves from the evils of the world. when he is settled, his loyalty is unquestionable, and his love would be abundant.
Despite the initial coffee overload, and the occasional arrogent moment, No female would feel unloved under the watchful eyes and loving heart of Godot...

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Nice job with Diego.

Of course, the biggest competition for Diego would be Mia. Then again, her being dead sort of renders that problem moot. However, she does have a tendency to hang around a bit more often than the average deceased love interest.

Bravo!

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Thanks. :P
I have a deep amount of sympathy for the guy, and feel like his is one of the more tragic yet touching stories of the GS Series. Plus, I also get compared to him a hella lot. 8D
I kinda just seem to know how he ticks, somewhat...

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So, are we just assuming that everyone is heterosexual for this thread?

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You can make references to the possibility of bisexuality or homosexuality as a possibility for the characters. The general assumption is that the mate prospects are gender neutral, though. Hence, why I made "Edgeworth has been speculated as a possibility" reference for Phoenix in Competition. I think it should be "winning over Trucy should require a loving and affable partner who will love magic as well as indulge her sense of whimsy" rather than "Trucy must have a male partner who is big and man-like."

All canonical romantic leanings must be included in Competition, however.

In general, I'd like to stick to semi-canon, at the least.

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Name: Ema Skye

Looks: Ema Skye is one of those women that tends to hover just below beautiful but well above average looking. Attractive and cute are definite ways to describe her face and brown hair. It was easy to see as a teenager that she'd turn into something special. She's very nicely proportioned by the time she's a Detective but it'll go away if she doesn't learn to control her snacking habit.

Smarts: Ema is a Science! girl but its been implied she's less of an outright genius and more just very intelligent. So, while she might not be nearly as sharp as she thinks, flattery about her brain may be the best foreplay possible with her.

Personality: Expect her to be the kind of girl that subscribes to Scientiffic Today and drags you off to the Smithsonian or the World's Largest Atom Smasher for vacations. Expect a typical date to be cuddling before CSI comes on (and her to correct the people on the telly when they do something she disagrees with). Ema is sweet and exhuberant but she's also got a grouchy side when things don't go her way. Expect her to need constant reassurance whenever someone comments that she's not good enough to be a Forensics specialist.

Home Economics: Science nut that she is, Ema is probably not particularly interested in traditional homemaking. Send her out shopping and she'll probably return with eighty bags of snacks and some TV dinners. She does strike as a tidy sort but would probably expect her spouse to keep up his end of the housework. Not a good choice for those who want to be a breadwinner and a stay at home wife.

Combat Skills: As a police officer, she's had to pass certain exams including at least passing familarity with a firearm. Given her general clumsiness, its probably just about dumb luck that she managed to pass and it'd be best to keep her from any fighting. This is especially true when one looks at the results of her one attempt to intervene in a fight.

Special Abilities: Ema's best ability is she's familiar with all the sorts of Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew amateur Detective tricks you'll be able to find in amateur Detective stories. Unfortunately, this will be a drain on the wallet. Instead of jewelry, Ema will want a home retinal eye scanner for your anniversary. Don't ever clue her in that science is a trifle more advanced than this or she'll divorce you on the spot.

Competition: Ema crushes on Mister Edgeworth but seems to have developed equal adoring feelings for Phoenix. These seem to be fairly harmless remnants of her life changing experiences in 1-5 and are unlikely to be reciprocated. More problematic may be Prosecutor Klaiver Gaven. Ema seems to have noticed how attractive a man he is and he's certainly a schoolboy tease. However, so far, she's got no real interest in him beyond an attraction. If you begin a relationship, Klaiver will probably drop his flirting and Ema focus entirely on you.

In-Laws: One very protective older sister. Given Lana is a beautiful, statuesque, and pleasant woman; you could do much worse for in-laws. She's unlikely to be as successful as she once was, though, given her past association with crimes and Ema is unlikely to accept anyone her sister doesn't like. Thankfully, after Chief Gant, there's very few men who might get a truly disgusted reaction from her.

Children: Ema is unlikely to want to settle down and start popping out children anytime soon. If she ever gets into CSI or the Discovery channel runs something about teaching children the benefits of science, expect her to broach the subject with you. Ema is a woman who loves family but would probably only want one or two children. Expect Lana to help out, if she doesn't have her own family by this time.

Finances: As a cop, she doesn't make very much and she blows a lot of it on her toys and snacks. You'll probably be routinely begged for cash whenever she finds something she likes. Ema is unlikely to get fired, though, and thus you can look forward to a decent pension for her and your family.

Sex: Ema certainly knows how to use her cuteness to her advantage and will probably swiftly hit on sex as a nice way to win over her boyfriend or husband to her side on arguments. Likewise, she's probably going to treat it with the kind of enthusiasm that many partners will be quite happy about. Given her self-esteem issues, getting her into bed will be not that difficult and she'll need a lot of reassurance whenever there's a bad day at the office. Expect to cancel poker nights with the boys.

Overall: For the reasonably well off professional who doesn't mind a shameless geek for a girlfriend, Ema could not be a better choice.

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Image: click here.


Name: Dick Gumshoe


Looks: Tall and muscular, Gumshoe is built like a brick wall. While not handsome per se, he probably looks quite good when clean and well-dressed. Those who are turned off by natural body hair and smells should probably steer clear of him, though he would probably make a good-faith attempt to work on his hygiene if the right person asked him to.


Smarts: Not always tactful or quick to pick up on things, and his memory is not the best. While he is definitely not "book smart," he is clever with electronics and good with his hands. He is likely to be skilled at fixing things, building things, and coming up with creative solutions to physical problems.


Personality: Friendly, outgoing and usually cheerful despite bad circumstances. He is able to take change in stride without complaining. He is talkative, so he really needs a partner who is a good listener. Gumshoe is also fiercely loyal to his friends and has a good sense of humor. Though he can be tactless, he also seems like his feelings can be easily hurt.


Home Economics: Probably a complete slob. He has to make do on a very small budget and therefore survives on instant noodles and is sometimes unable to pay his electric bill. He would be a good choice for someone who either is fine with doing nearly all of the cooking and housework or someone who is as big of a slob as he is and wouldn't mind the mess.


Combat Skills: Though far from graceful, the man is solid muscle. Despite his goofy nature, he cuts an imposing figure and probably stops many fights before they stop with his looks alone. As a trained police officer, he likely has some firearm and combat skills, though when worse comes to worse he can be clumsy and accident-prone.


Special Abilities: As mentioned above, he is especially skilled with electronics, building things, and his brute strength and positive attitude can be an useful.


Competition: He seems to be very fond of Maggey Byrde, although it is unclear whether these feelings are reciprocated. If they are, one would have little chance of competing with her. Although he doesn't seem interested in Franziska, she might feel she has some sort of claim to him, so one needs to be ready to contend with her whip.


In-Laws: I honestly have no idea.


Children: Gumshoe seems to like children but is not sure how to communicate with them, so he invariably shows them his gun to try to impress them. Aside from that, he would probably be an enthusiastic and doting father once he learns some parenting skills.


Finances: Rock-bottom. He salary gets cut every time he makes a mistake, so he doesn't do so well with cash. However, he doesn't seem wasteful or materialistic, so if he had a steady income he would do fine.


Sex: Due to Gumshoe's height and size, potential partners need to be willing to find creative ways to make this work. He seems like he would be enthusiastic but unskilled and excitable, so one needs to be willing to work through this. He seems like he would love to cuddle, and his huge body and muscles are sure to make anyone feel warm and safe.


Overall: Gumshoe would be a committed and loving partner for a sensitive and caring person. He or she needs to be openminded about looks and not looking for financial security.


Also, he's already my husband, so back off!

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Image: http://www.rpgfan.com/pics/phoenix_wright/art-004.jpg

Name: Maya Fey

Looks: Maya is the embodiment of a grown up child, especially in her face. She gives off a radiance of youth and always has a smile, which is her hallmark. Maya is a girl of many emotions and expressions to match, each as unique as the next. She has a small frame with modest curves; she's not too overbearing or uninteresting.

Smarts: Although she isn't the brightest crayon in the box, Maya's critical thinking and impulse has bore fruitful results, as seen in Turnabout Goodbyes and The Lost Turnabout. Much of this is childish naivete that coincides with her personality.

Personality: Maya's typical hobbies include watching the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess, going to playgrounds and going to burger joints. She is enthralled by things like the circus and celebrities; she sees the good in everything. An average date would consist of a multihour Steel Samurai marathon followed by going out for burgers. Maya is devoted to her profession as a spirit medium and is currently training to be the master of Kurain.

Maya is friendly and outgoing, never judging by looks. She is forgiving of mistakes and loyal. She'll stick it out the end for the person she loves.

Home Economics: Considering that her favorite cuisine is fast food, it can be expected that Maya doesn't have much experience with cooking. She also happens to be the messy type, but knows when to draw the line. On the whole, she'll generally clean when there needs to be cleaning, but expect little else.

Combat Skills: When it comes to basic defense, Maya is quite proficient. If she's attacked, she'll more than likely know what to do to defend herself. However, she knows little else beyond that.

Special Abilities: Maya's distinguishing trait is her occupation as a spirit medium. It's hard to believe at first, but several people can vouch for it being true: Phoenix, Pearl, Godot, Edgeworth. If you have a loved one who has passed away, she'll gladly channel him or her for you. This can be a hindrance, as she must to extensive training which includes meditating under below freezing waterfalls and generally being in cold temperatures. When at Kurain, she'll be a few hours away, which may be of concern if something comes up.

Competition: There are possibilities of her being attracted to Phoenix, but there are no real noticeable differences between romantic attraction or brotherly love.

In-Laws: A deceased older sister who may take over her sister's body and give you, ahem, hell if you decide to pull anything on her younger sibling.

Children: Maya will surely want to settle down and have children so that she can be there for them, as opposed to her own experiences with her mother. An indication of her love for children can be seen with her cousin Pearl, whom she affectionately calls 'Pearly.' Maya dotes on her cousin incessantly, and would likely be the same way with her own children as an overall loving girl.

Finances: With people's dwindling belief in spirit mediums, especially after the publicity of DL-6, you can't expect to get much money from Maya's end of the deal. She's also quite the spender, but won't push things she can't get.

Sex: Maya is seemingly oblivious about things like sex, but underneath it all you can be assured that she knows exactly what she's doing. She'll use sex as a way to get closer to her partner, more love than lust involved.

Overall: If you're interested in a girly teenager who has an endless supply of contagious happiness, or you happen to be interested in the occult, then Maya is the perfect pick.

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Cool work guys!

Remember a couple of maxims for this thread.

1. It's good to comment on each other's work.

2. If you disagree with someone's interpretations, feel free to do your own of an existing character.



Nice job with Dick Gumshoe. I really like how you remembered Dick's questionable ability to impress kids. It's also noteworthy that Dick's managed to save Phoenix at least twice from pretty nasty odds (Yakuza in the Steel Samurai case and Don Tigre in the Restaurant murders). So against all odds, he seems to one of the few genuinely capable fighters in the Phoenix Wright universe.

You encapsulated dumb but lovable.



Another great depiction. Maya's status as the adult teenager is cemented once more. You should probably mention under in-laws Pearly, whom may take a bit to realize that Maya and you are dating than Phoenix. Plus, Morgan Fey who may attempt to kill you (!!) to avoid any more main family kids.

Thankfully, she's in jail and Dahlia is in Hell. You marry the entire Fey line it seems when you marry one.

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Name: Mia Fey

Looks: Whether as a young up and coming lawyer or a mature, sensible, business woman; Mia Fey is gorgeous and well over the outright beautiful line for women. Statuesque and lovely with her brown hair, expect men to walk themselves into things when she walks by. Mia is also aware that she's rather 'buxom' and has no problem showing off these qualities. When left to her own, she prefers wearing smart business suits designed for femininity.

Smarts: Mia is probably around the low genius area and is considered one of the best defense lawyers in the world. This seems to come from Diego and Grossberg's teaching more than natural ability, plus her ability to spot people lying. It's best to just outright resign yourself to losing all arguments with her before you even start.

Personality: Mia is a combination of nurturing and controlling with her instincts towards Phoenix and Maya, at least, bordering on the motherly. Expect Mia to be the kind of woman who drops subtle hints at opportune times when you're down and leaves a list of things you need to do that day. Despite her many positive qualities, this could drive certain personality types utterly insane.

Home Economics: Mia's offices are impeccable and the apartment will probably be the same, though she can probably just hire a cleaning lady if there's a problem. High quality restaurant food will probably be a frequent occurrance for dining with Miss Fey and if she ever bothers to learn to cook, expect it to be extremely well done yet complex cusine.

Combat Skills: Given Redd White killed her, it's probably unlikely Mia has any real combat skills. Post supernatural resurrection, she might invest in judo or karate, to prevent something like that from happening again.

Special Abilities: Mia is a trained Kurain Priestess in addition to being an awesome lawyer. She probably has the ability to channel the dead, even if she never showed it in a courtroom like her sister.

Competition: The biggest issue with Mia Fey is that, she's dead. A relationship with her is going to require it happening while she's still amongst the living, in which case Diego is possible competition (coma or not). However, given the oddity of Phoenix Wright's world, its entirely possible a Kurain Channeling accident could well bring her back to life on a permanent basis. Expect some adjustment issues after something like that before she starts dating again. Likewise, you'll then have to deal with Phoenix and Godot who worship her like Buddah.

In-Laws: As awesome as Mia is, given the fact that any husband will be marrying the Fey clan as a whole when he marries her, its easy to understand why so few relationships succeed amongst the Kurain. Upon Mia's return to the living, Maya will almost certainly become a permanent fixture in your lives and probably Pearl as well (who the word "sheltered" has a picture of beside her in the dictionary). You will also gain an instant enemy in Morgan Fey and Dahlia Hawthorne, people perhaps not yet entirely gone from this world in their ability to inflict pain upon Mia's loved ones.

In any case, when Morgan Fey is finally executed, it'll probably be bad form to sing "Ding dong the witch is dead" in front of Mia.

Children: One of the first real issues, given Mia wants to end her association with all the "Main Line" "Branch Family" nonsense, she's unlikely to want children at the start and will make it clear to any would be suitor. Should Maya finally get herself installed as head of the family, it may be possible she'll start to rethink her position. Given Mia's bizarre ability to manage everything in her life that so many mothers need, expect her to be able to somehow pull it off.

Finances: Another excellent criteria. Mia is one of the few lawyers who actually seems like she makes a decent living. Expect her to have a good portion of settlement money from taking on big corporations and expensive fees from plenty of cases (though also expect some tireless defense for utterly poor schmucks). If restored to life, the Wright and Fey offices will probably prosper once more once she figures out how to get her license back.

Sex: An experienced, gorgeous, and very forward woman who won't be afraid to say what she likes and when she likes it. In all likelihood, probably very sexually active.

Overall: The choice for someone who definitely likes setting their goals high. Mia is smart, gorgeous, rich, and talented with few flaws. She's not a very good choice for people who like a partner with flaws that they can compare themselves with and is probably the best choice for someone whose a high achiever themselves or comfortable with being the Beta in any relationship. Also, you must deal with Mia's lingering issues towards the Kurain family and its totally bizarre rules.

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These are good so far! I find myself laughing at some of the stuff mentioned (because it'd be true ).



Now that i've commented, let me guess who's next....

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I'm a little late here, but I don't think that you can say for sure that Phoenix is irresponsible with money. He ends up defending a lot of people who can't pay much or at all, so despite being famous for the crazy cases he takes, he doesn't make much money.

You know how often he ends up defending Maya. I doubt Matt Engarde paid his bill, Phoenix would have definitely refused to accept payment from Edgeworth or Iris, Larry and Maggey can't afford much. There's only a few times he probably got some cash, such as when he defended Will Powers and Max Galactica.

If more of his clients paid him, I doubt he'd be so broke.

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True, Phoenix just has terminal bad luck with money.

It's also possible he only accepts clients that he believes are innocent.

Personally, I'm fond of the idea that Phoenix has a mountain of student loans to pay off.

:)

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Well, we all saw how that ended up...

I'm working on a few others, I'll try to have them up by tomorrow.

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Cool.

I'd love to know which.

Remember, we can do multiple versions of the same character.

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Name: Miles Edgeworth

Looks: It's been implied by the reactions of Sister Bikini, Wendy Oldbag, and Ema Skye that Miles Edgeworth is an incredibly good looking man. Given Gumshoe's own comments, its quite likely that this isn't limited and everyone agrees that Miles has a strong effect on women. Part of this may be the intensity of his personality that radiates off of him along with his unshakable self-confidence. It's also possible an ascot and a purple outfit aren't nearly the fashion disasters they are in our world.

Smarts: Edgeworth is, in all likelihood, a genuine genius. Commonly believed to be the best Prosecutor in the Phoenix Wright series, he's hampered only by the fact that he doesn't have the 'win at all costs' corruption that characterizes his mentor and sibling. Ironically, this just makes him better at what his job should be. He also seems to be a man of very cultured tastes. Arguing with Edgeworth is actually pointless because he won't dignify anything with a response unless there's evidence.

Personality: Edgeworth is supremely self-confident but a bit of a stick in the mud. Don't expect much in the way of humor or funny stories from him. Edgeworth is all business in the courtroom and he's probably incapable of winding down to any serious degree. Dates might consist of going to the opera, symphony, or other high class entertainment where he doesn't have to do much causal conversation. Not a good choice for partners who like sharing feelings.

Home Economics: Please. Edgeworth has a cook for this sort of thing and a cleaning staff. He expects his tea served at 12 o'clock on the dot and has people who'll do it for him. If you ever leave anything on the ground, expect it to be cleaned up by the time you get back as soon as Edgeworth spots it. He'll probably also wipe down any surfaces you leave a drink on too. On the plus side, the house will be lovely and spotless. Oh and please take off your shoes when you walk around the carpet.

Combat Skills: Edgeworth is likely to never touch another gun as long as he lives. Thus far, he's demonstrated no combat capabilities but its entirely possible he knows something of self-defense given the danger he's occasionally in.

Special Abilities: Whereas Phoenix gets by through bluffing and seeing through lies, Edgeworth is a methodical animal when it comes to evidence and formulating scenarios. Sherlock Holmes and he would get along very nicely in terms of being able to form nearly airtight depictions of what really happened. Likewise, Edgeworth is brilliant at convincing people that whatever he says is true. Edgeworth is a very good orator.

Competition: Phoenix Wright if you subscribe to certain theories about him. In truth, the biggest competition you'll face with Edgeworth is his job. Even when he quits, Edgeworth can't help but be a prosecutor. Any spouse will have to accept that he's going to never call in sick for a date and bring work home, whatever position he takes up afterwards. There's some question that Franziska might also harbor feelings towards him, but they're unlikely to be reciprocated beyond the brotherly.

In-Laws: Manfred Von Karma was his adopted father but is now roasting in the fires of Hell with Dahlia Hawthorne and a few others. The biggest issue is Franziska Von Karma who may have more than brotherly feelings towards him, but certainly is ridiculously overprotective. You know you've won over Edgeworth if he ever prevents her from whipping you. Expect to be charged with 200 unsolved murders by her if you ever break Edgeworth's heart.

Children: Miles needs to get his head straight and his act together before he decides on having children. If he does, it's entirely possible that his walls will melt and he'll develop into a doting father. This will also improve Edgeworth's own disposition as he remembers the life he had with his father before his life went to pot.

Finances: One area that you won't worry on, Edgeworth seems to be quite rich. Given its unlikely Von Karma left him anything and a private jet is beyond the pay grade of most prosecutors, its very likely that Edgeworth and his father probably played the stock market with their extra funds. Whatever the reason, Edgeworth is extremely rich and any partner of his will be set for life.

Sex: It's unlikely Edgeworth is a virgin but its not beyond the realm of possibility given that he's been carrying around the self-loathing hatred that he accidentally killed his father for the better part of ten years, keeping him emotionally isolated and trapped in his own fears. Whatever the case, he'll need an emotional connection before he gets involved with any partner seriously and expect sex to be quite frantic when he finally lets loose all that pent up tension.

Overall: Miles Edgeworth is a good choice for individuals who either want to work hard to establish an emotional connection with a ball of neuroses or the very shallow who like a partner that's pretty and rich but doesn't really want to talk much about anything other than the bare minimum to get the job done.

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I will say that it's questionable whether or not Miles drinks coffee...Seemingly he's more a tea person, as directed in some of AA1. Other than that, yeah - Miles Edgeworth, nailed and exposed for the world to see. Good job!

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Thank you, thank you.

You're right about the tea and I fixed it.



Looking forward to them!

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Name: Lana Skye

Looks: Lana Skye is a straight chestnut haired beauty with a beautiful smile if you can manage to pierce that cold exterior. While not as attractive as Mia, she is definitely one of the upper level beauties of the Phoenix Wright world. She does tend to favor no-frills attire and uniforms that intimidate those around her.

Smarts: Lana Skye is definitely above average intelligence and if Mia is to be believed, probably is a genius of the same rank. Her Detective Skill was routinely commented on in the Phoenix Wright PD, though given what a bunch of Keystone Cops they are, that may not be high praise. One issue that you should watch out for is that Lana Skye's brain shuts down when Ema is concerned. Though takes second place to emotion there.

Personality: The cold, domineering, Ice-Queen that she had the reputation for in the Prosecutor's office is the product of Damon Gant's blackmail. In fact, Lana Skye is apparently a quite cordial and happy woman by nature that probably has no problem enjoying herself. Still, if Edgeworth is any indication, long term scars heal slowly and she may yet revert to type whenever things are down. For some guys, this may be a turn on.

Home Economics: No real information on Lana Skye and home economics. From a purely personal perspective, she's probably extraordinarily tidy while under the influence of Gant but may well revert to stereotypical policewoman habits once freed from her burdens. Expect lots of pictures of Ema and other family memorabilia.

Combat Skills: A police woman and apparently a very dangerous one if the stories about her and Damon Gant are to be believed. She is probably one woman that you'll never have to worry about getting mugged. If she was ever in the military, she also managed to survive service there as well. Pretty but tough about summarizes her.

Special Abilities: Apparently, one of the best Detectives in Los Angeles. She was also the District Attorney for the City with even Edgeworth working beneath her as an Assistant D.A. Unfortunately, we can't tell how much was actual legal skill and how much was the fact that Damon Gant could provide whatever evidence was necessary to get a conviction.

Competition: Depending on how seriously you take her joke, she might have some bisexual tendancies regarding Mia. Apparently, Marshall and she also once carried on a relationship. While he held no small amount of hatred for her while a policeman, the fact is that his own love of family would make rekindling something all too easy. Lana is likely to be intensely loyal to one partner and not the cheating kind, however.

In-Laws: If you marry Lana then you get Ema in the same way that Mia gets Maya. In this case, though, Lana will almost certainly be the one visiting Ema. The two siblings have a lot of catching up to do, especially once Lana's freed from prison. One good thing that will come from this is, if you're not a hobo or against science, Ema will probably try and push you onto her sister in order to help cheer her up.

Children: Given Lana's drastic reaction regarding Ema, it seems she's burying a pretty hefty maternal instinct as a prosecutor. Expect her to want children once freed from Gant's cruelties and she's re-established a reputation for justice. Also, understand that some people are natural Mama Bears and she's likely to smother her child(ren) with over protectiveness and attention.

Finances: A big problem. Lana Skye is almost certainly disbarred, an ex-felon, and unemployed with all of her skills relating to law enforcement. Given the drastic nature of Damon Gant's cruelties, her sentence is probably a light one and Lana probably cooperated to the full extent possible in giving up her former mentor. While it may be unrealistic she might get rehired as a policewoman, she'll certainly try. Also, Lana is the sort of woman that will almost certainly bounce back somehow. Lana may end up a private detective given her natural inclinations. She won't live on charity.

Sex: Lana apparently was not a woman afraid of a healthy sex life before her world went sour. Expect any relationship to almost immediately be accompanied by lots and lots of headboard banging once she's out from prison (and she hadn't exactly been in too good of a position before her arrest either). Jokes about handcuffs are, of course, welcome.

Overall: A tough chick for guys not afraid of strong women. Lana shows her feminine side whenever around those she feels like protecting. Marriage to Lana will have to deal with the spectre of her criminal past but an understanding and forgiving partner will find her a true and devoted wife. Just watch out for cowboys.

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Name: Apollo Justice

Looks: Above average; not really gorgeous, but could be considered handsome. He's concerned with keeping up his own "style": he always wears his favorite color, red, and he carefully spikes his hair everyday.

Smarts: He's not stupid, but he's far from a genius. He generally looks to others for guidance when making decisions.

Personality: He's a very energetic, loud, and passionate young man. He has a strong sense of right and wrong. He's very loyal to those close to him and he'll defend them to the end. However, he's easily angered and flustered. Also, despite his fiery enthusiasm, he's not willing to go to extremes. He dislikes loud music and he's afraid of heights.

Home Economics: Kind of hard to tell. He doesn't seem to be offended by the pigsty that is the Wright Everything Agency, but he's likely picked up good cleaning habits from his time as Kristoph Gavin's apprentice.

Combat Skills: It's unlikely that's he's had any training, but he's very capable of defensding himself. Phoenix Wright can attest that Apollo can deliver quite a punch.

Special Abilities: What makes him special is his acute Perceive ability: he can focus in on a person's nervous twitches and tell whether they are telling the truth or not. In other words... don't even bother trying to lie to Apollo.

Competition: Virtually none. Some rumors may suggest that Klavier Gavin or Vera Misham might be interested in him, but they're unlikely to get in your way.

In-Laws:
Children: Though he's too young to settle down with kids yet, he'd probably be an enthusiastic yet responsible father.

Finances: Not too good right now, being that he's practically fresh out of college and he's only just begun his career as a defense attorney. Also, most defense attorneys aren't paid very much, and Apollo would seem the type to fall into that category.

Sex: Although he'd probably be shy at approaching this kind of thing, he'd be a very fervent partner in bed.

Overall: If you don't mind someone who's loud and emotional and you want to be loved passionately, then Apollo's the guy for you. He's not rich or particularly well established as a lawyer yet, but he's young and full of potential.

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Nice job with Apollo.

I like it.

Good job to point up his Hot Blooded Shounen personality.

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:D
Why thank you!

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Charles: Still One more coffee reference in your Miles, by the way.

Also, Kudos on the Lana Skye! :D

Fatalfeline: Nice, Apollo's written well...! ^^ Good job.

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Name: Maggey Byrde

Looks: Very cute, maybe even beautiful. She's petite with subtle curves. She's often smiling. She's often seen in the uniform of her current job, but on her days off she prefers comfortable, casual clothes.

Smarts: Maggey isn't the brightest bulb and this isn't helped any by her incredibly bad luck. But she stays positive where it counts, and this helps her get through the bleakest of situations.

Personality: Maggey's a very sweet, enthusiastic girl. She tries to stay optimistic, but sometimes her misfortune can catch up to her and she might get moody and depressed. She's also very impulsive and she'll try to help anyone in need, though due to her awful luck, sometimes she does more harm than good.

Home Economics: It's hard to tell. She seems to be the type to keep things relatively clean, however.

Combat Skills: She's had police training, so she probably very capable of defending herself.

Special Abilities: If you can count misfortune as special. XD

Competition: One Dick Gumshoe. He has a huge crush on Maggey and he's very protective of her. So... if you want Maggey, you'll have to get through him first, pal.

In-Laws: No idea.

Children: I think she'd love to have kids. She'd be a wonderful and doting mother. However, she might not be able support kids financially right now...

Finances: Another problem. Policewomen and waitresses don't get paid high salaries... but her oft-mentioned misfortune leads her to always lose her money. A spouse with a well-paying job would be ideal.

Sex: She may not seem like it, but I somehow doubt that she's inexperienced. I don't think you'll find any problems here.

Overall: If you're willing to put up with a spouse with financial problems, some tough competition, and abysmal luck; you'll find a warm, wonderful person in Maggey Byrde, who's willing to open her heart to you. However, keep in mind that she seems to prefer older men.

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Name: Dahlia Hawthorne

Looks: Dahlia's body type is one of those petite yet curvaceous women that many men in the PW world find irresitable (and in this one too). She's capable of seeming innocent or sultry as her needs permit. Dahlia is dark haired by nature, being probably at least partially Japanese on the Kurain side, but dyes her hair red. Dahlia also apparently likes to braid her hair in unusual fashions.

Smarts: Dahlia is a criminal genius, but gets tripped up whenever she gets emotional. Dahlia probably is extraordinarily intelligent on her own but tends to revert to blunt force solutions like poison or sex whenever things don't go her way. Arguing with Dahlia isn't something that will yield immediate bad results. She may cave instantly. Just expect to die or get framed for murder soon afterward.

Personality: Calling Dahlia a sociopath may be actually stretching the definition. Certainly, she's unlikely to have anything chemically wrong with her since her genetic duplicate is perfectly normal. Instead, Dahlia seems to have been raised into an extreme narcissist who overreacts horribly. Dahlia believes she can get anything she wants from men by acting sweet and innocent (with seductive coming later) and it usually works. Being proven wrong is something that causes her temper to flare tremendously and undying hatred to blossom in her heart.

Dahlia needs attention and affection according to Iris and while this is a bit like saying "Yeti have a lot of hair", it's a nice summation of how to handle her.

Home Economics: Oh please. Really. In actuality, Dahlia's home is probably a wonderfully spotless little collection of stuffed animals, lace, and china. She also probably does know how to cook and other traditional female things. Don't expect to have a meal served that will be anything other than your last if you rely on her as a housewife, however.

Combat Skills: Given Maya managed to fight her off for a time, its unlikely that Dahlia is particularly skilled. There's also the simple fact that Dahlia is extremely petite and she doesn't have the calm for any martial arts. Unfortunately, killer instinct is entirely on her side. If poison doesn't work, Dahlia may carry a lady-like gun in her purse or just hit you with her car.

Special Abilities: Dahlia is pretty much sex on legs if the common reaction to the Hawthorne twins is any indication. She's able to manipulate people to a tremendous degree and it's extremely unlikely she'll ever get a traffic ticket. Post-Mortem, Dahlia seems to be a particularly malevolent Poltergeist and her evil is apparently strong enough to overwhelm even a seasoned channeler like Misty Fey. In short, even if you're separated "from death do you part" then Dahlia may not be out of your life for good.

Competition: If you marry Dahlia, it may be good to realize that the institution of marriage won't stop her from sleeping around if she believes it'll get her something. Likewise, the concept of open marriage won't appeal to her as the first girl you start dating is likely to fall out of a window. Dahlia needs to feel like the center of attention in any relationship and one man may not be enough for her. On the plus side, there's no jealous ex's being left behind.

In-Laws: Iris. The biggest worry with her is that almost certainly any partner of Dahlia is going to have to wonder why he or she isn't going after Iris instead.

Children: Nine months of carrying around extra weight to produce a screaming brat that won't be out of your hair until they're 18? Hell no! Adopting may be out of the question too as a offspring might distract attention from Dahlia herself.

Finances: Independently wealthy after robbing her father of $2,000,000. Post-Mortem, she'll have to find some new source of income once she figures out how to return from the dead on a permanent basis. Frankly, given her charm and willingness to do whatever it takes, it's unlikely she'll be poor long. Just realize its her money.

Sex: Almost enough to make up for it. Dahlia may or may not have a large sexual appetite herself but she's almost certainly skilled in giving her partners a mind blowing experience. Sex is a tool for Dahlia and she'll happily engage in whatever kink you desire in order to further her claws into you. Expect sex to be often and incredible until she's gotten whatever she wants from you. If you're lucky, she'll just stop talking to you and not take your calls.

Overall: Dahlia is an ideal choice for the suicidal, those who love living on the edge, those who absolutely must have a crazy red head, and those who understand it will be a short term relationship that will likely end up testifying against her in court. A miracle could occur with a sufficiently loving partner to make Dahlia realize that she doesn't need to commit crimes to be loved but being in HELL hasn't so far dampened her lust for revenge, so its a long shot.

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Really nice job with Maggie!

I agree with you regarding her and Sex. After all, she had at least one lover before the case and didn't seem too troubled by the prospect of getting another (nor is it likely she'd have a problem). The only problem with Gumshoe is Maggie is probably unaware enough that she totally misses he cares and he'd never let on to it.

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Name: Richard Wellington

Looks: Richard isn’t the orthodox looking young man, which may be of interest to some potential partners. He takes great care in his appearance and loves to keep himself in good condition. He’ll never want his partner to see him when he isn’t in top condition, which may or may not be good for home life.

Smarts: While his personality may overshadow it, his intelligence is actually quite high, especially in the vocabulary department. He acts on impulse a little too often, however, and ends up making careless mistakes. When given the time to think, he will usually make a rational decision based on the facts. Richard will never intentionally mislead his partner unless they do something to truly and utterly anger him

Personality: He is truthfully arrogant and self-absorbed, but Richard will mix very well with anybody of his ‘kind’—a blue-blooded partner with an impressionable pedigree. Even if you manage to simply fake this image with enough success to fool him, he’ll probably get along enough with you. If you’re willing to accept his somewhat intimidating degree of narcissism, then you’re in for benefits. He seems to be the kind of young man who’s willing to go to many lengths to impress his partner; anything you want, you will get.

Home Economics: Growing up rich robbed any potential home economics skills from Richard, but you won’t have to worry about that; he has a permanent servant on call at all times, even if he doesn’t really need one.

Combat Skills: Mostly used out of desperation, Richard will do uncharacteristic or ‘lowly’ things if it means saving himself or his partner. He even went through the trouble of hitting Phoenix with a fire extinguisher pretrial. If you’re willing to ignore the moral compromises that come with these impulses, then you’re in safe hands.

Special Abilities: If being rich counts as a special ability, Wellington has plenty of it.

Competition: None. Perhaps Dustin Prince or the Bellboy, just to satisfy a certain Oos…

In-Laws: None that are currently known.

Children: It’s likely that Richard will want children to groom into proverbial miniature selves. He may not exactly be the model father in the child’s life, but you can be assured that Richard will be there for his children.

Finances: Why even bother asking about this category? He’s extremely well off, enough so that his other half will never have to work. Hailing from a well known and successful family, you’ll never have another problem regarding finances again. If you’ve ever wanted a Mustang without sacrificing the rent, then this is your chance.

Sex: There’s no lacking in this department. Richard definitely seems to be the kind of man who has a healthy sex drive.

Overall: Once you get past his narcissism and self-centeredness, Richard can definitely be an interesting person to be with, especially if you’re looking for a rich partner.

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Cool, one of our first "non-traditional" choices.

Got any others planned Witty?

Let's hope Richard gets off his murder rap!

Maggie: NO SIR!

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lol Oos. XDDD

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Name: Wocky Kitaki

Looks: Somewhat handsome; maybe even cute, but he wouldn't like being told this. To keep with his "gangsta" aesthetic, he wears fox or Bad Blue Badger-themed street clothes.

Smarts: In all honesty, Wocky isn't very intelligent. He's throws himself into dangerous situations without thinking and often winds up in trouble because of that.

Personality: Loud, quick-tempered, and always trying to be "bad", Wocky is a textbook gangster punk. He always talks with "gansta" slang and isn't afraid to disrespect authority. However, he's a softie deep inside and if he likes you then this side will probably come out eventually. If he loves you, then he'll do anything to protect you and make you feel special.

Home Economics: As the only son to the Kitaki family and judging from his personality... home economic skills are entirely non-existent and he's probably a slob. I doubt he's ever picked up a pan or a mop in his life. Someone willing to marry him shouldn't mind doing most of the housework.

Combat Skills: He's probably not formally trained, but he's proficient in "street" fighting and knows how to use a gun or weild a shiv. You can count on him to protect you. However, he's reckless and he might get himself hurt.

Special Abilities: Considering he was able to walk around for six months with a bullet lodged next to his heart, he's incredibly lucky.

Competition: Not anyone notable as of now.

In-Laws: His parents, Winfred and Plum Kitaki. Winfred is the head of the Kitaki family syndicate. They'll let Wocky follow his own heart, but it's probably for the better if you get along with them.

Children: Wocky's too young and rowdy to be a good father yet. Once he settles down he'll probably want kids and his parents will encourage it, too. He might not be the most responsible dad, but he'll show his kids how to really have fun. Hopefully, that won't include anything dangerous...

Finances: He's the sole heir to the Kitaki family. There's a lot of money there. Also, the Kitaki famly has been cleaning up their act, so most of the money coming in will be "clean". If you marry Wocky you'll pretty much be set for life.

Sex: Wocky's inexperienced, but he'll be an eager and enthusiastic partner and he'll be willing to try out anything. You'll have to learn how to calm him down if he gets too eager.

Overall: Wocky's an obnoxious gangsta wannabe and a slob, but he's rich. And if he falls for you, you won't find anyone more dedicated to you. He'll make you happy no matter what, and hopefully you'll be willing to do the same.

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Awwwwww I like Wocky.

Cute job.

I may do Klaiver next.

I wonder who else we need to cover.

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Yeah, I figured that we needed to stray from the traditional characters if we really wanted to get anywhere. xD I'm probably going to do Viola next, as I'm going to alternate between girl-boy-girl-boy. (or woman-man, to sound a little more mature. xP)



I had to do a favor for my idol. 8D~~ And nice job with Wocky! An honest look at how he'd act in a relationship.

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Yes, but you forgot the most important part of his description.

You forgot to mention in Home Economics: Remember, Mister Wellington likes Large Bananas.

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I thought that would go under the sex section. :C

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Name: Lamiroir

Looks: Lamiroir is a gorgeous woman, especially for her age. She's statuesque and modestly curvy. She has long, thick brown hair and her veil and cloak are to make her look "mysterious" when she'd performing as Lamiroir.

Smarts: Lamiroir is fairly intelligent, but she's more of an emotional person than a logical thinker. Most of her smarts come from the wisdom she has gained through life experiences.

Personality: Lamiroir is a very kind and modest woman worthy of respect. She's considerate and is protective of the ones she loves.

Home Economics: Hard to say. With her celebrity status, most of the cleaning is done for her, but she probably tries to help where she can.

Combat Skills: Probably none at all.

Special Abilities: She's an amazing singer.

Competition: None, but some rumors involving Phoenix Wright or Klavier Gavin may have been flying around.

In-Laws: She loves Machi Tobaye like a son, and since he's an orphan and cannot return to his home country, he will most likely stay with Lamiroir.

Children: Lamiroir is a great mother and although she's getting old, it's possible that she could have another one.

Finances: No worries here. She's gained quite a fortune from her international success as the "Siren of the Ballad".

Sex: Lamiroir is very experienced and sex will be incredible.

Overall: Lamiroir is open for remarriage. She's perfect for someone looking for an older, "motherly" love. On top of that, she's rich and she's a wonderful and understanding person.

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Nice job.

It'd be good to have a little more on her and some speculation as to her personal qualities but she is a very mysterious character.

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Name: Klaiver Gavin

Looks: Klaiver Gavin is a gorgeous blonde hunk that seems to be pretty much the ideal pretty boy for those who look for looks alone. As Ema pointed out, he's quite "glimmerous." Klaiver seems quite aware of his looks effect on others and happily exploits them. He's also quite tanned, which may imply he either goes to a tanning booth or loves Los Angeles' beaches.

Smarts: Klaiver isn't apparently the prodigy that Franzisca is but appears to be quite the same sort of thoroughbred that Edgeworth was once touted as. Ironically, he's probably the 2nd best prosecutor in the series because his ethical stance on finding the truth is enough that he makes far less mistakes. He's apparently in the Low to Mid Genius range of intelligence. Ironically, you may win a lot of arguments with him because he won't care about anything unrelated to music or law for the most part.

Personality: Incredibly laid back, unless provoked about his few sensitive areas. Klaiver Gavin seems to take everything but his job(s) in stride. Life with Klaiver will probably be extremely easy going until something goes wrong with either his case or music, in which case you might get an earful for days on end about it. Artists are funny like that.

Home Economics: Bizarrely, the Gavinners mess of a dressing room doesn't seem to be Klaiver's fault. Instead, he keeps a tastefully decorated penthouse over Los Angeles. It's not spotless but its quite clean and it seems that he is a somewhat tidy person, probably cleaning up a week at a time since there are objects laying about. In other words, a surprisingly normal human being regarding cleaning. Given he lives alone, he probably eats out or does a limited amount of shopping. Juggling two careers almost certainly doesn't leave him much time for cooking.

Combat Skills: Unlikely, though he might have some skill from hanging around so many cops and picking up some of their habits. Given his looks, its probable that he hasn't been in too many fights in his youth.

Special Abilities: Klaiver seems to have an incredibly good pitch and the ability to pick up even slight deviations in music. It's unlikely he'll enjoy local concerts unless they're technically perfect. His skill as a prosecutor is somewhat neglible from what we've seen but only in the Courtroom. Ironically, Klaiver's method of prosecution resembles Phoenix Wrights in that he apparently does actual legwork (which only Franzsica is known to do). This gives him a lot more access to evidence that others might lack and probably guarantees most cases. He's also willing to let the Defense do his work for him as well.

Competition: About 10,000 screaming young women. Klaiver's band is apparently huge and its unlikely that he doesn't have an extensive number of women that want to sleep with him. It's telling, however, that his flirts with Ema Skye (a fellow law enforcement official). In other words, he seems to be more interested in women that are unimpressed with his status as a rock god. Getting close to him will be difficult, though. Klaiver's romanticism is easily attracted though. He went to another nation just to talk with Lamiroir.

In-Laws: Klaiver's brother Kristoph. Kristoph is a cold blooded sociopath in the same manner of Manfred Von Karma and one wonders if it was a genetic quirk that drove him loony toons or if he was just that arrogant. Kristoph is almost certainly headed to the noose after all of his crimes and is unlikely to be a major factor in your life.

Children: Klaiver is currently juggling two careers at this point. Approaching the issue of children now might get a warm response but the fact is that it would probably leave precious time for him to actually be a father. Klaiver must either choose his music or the life of a prosecutor if you ever want him to have kids before he's much older. This may be too much for him. Of course, given how effortless Klaiver makes things look, its possible he's just good at time management and could somehow be all three.



Finances: The Gavinners seem to be still popular after seven years, which proves they're not just a one hit wonder. This is probably due to Klaiver's genuine devotion to his music. They may be finished, however, thanks to the indictment of a member for murder (or it could push their sales through the roof). It's quite likely that Klaiver is a multi-millionaire and is unlikely to have wasted the money on frivolity (though he may own a ridiculous number of expensive guitars). Thus, money isn't really a problem and he's unlikely to be fired from his job as a Prosecutor.

Sex: Klaiver seems to live a surprisingly clean life for a rock star, which may have something to do with the fact that he's an attorney surrounded by cops. Nevertheless, its unlikely this applies to sex and he's probably no end of experience with many willing partners. Klaiver may need to be taken down a peg or two for a truly intimate sexual experience given his lifestyle probably precludes much in the way of relationships. However, he'll definitely be above average.

Overall: A decent guy with hordes of cash, brains, and looks. The only problem is that his lifestyle will subject any relationship to constant scrutiny. If the idea of being on VH1's "Where are they now" in ten years, doesn't bother you, then Klaiver might be an excellent choice. Also expect to be randomly hit with Snackoos whenever you pass the Detective department.

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Name: Larry Butz

Looks: He seems to be of average appearance. He insists on flipping up his hair with what looks like enough gel to constitute a fire hazard, and usually has a patch of fuzz on his chin, sort of the same thing boys do when they first start to grow facial hair. He usually wears casual fashions. He may have an inflated perception of his own appearance given the number of models that date him; recall that he blinds himself to the realization that most of them are using him, not genuinely interested.

Smarts: Damn-near non existent. Larry dropped out of high school, and it is unknown whether or not he ever got a GED. He has no street smarts to supplement his utter lack of book-smarts. He is one of those common people without much common sense. He tends to work random menial odd-jobs. He maintains a childish naivete where people are concerned, and seldom sees past the surface unless he has blatantly seen otherwise (recall he and Phoenix were the only people who knew Edgeworth had a good side). He remains oblivious to the fact that most women are using him. He is not a good choice for somebody looking for intellectual stimulation of any type.

Personality: Larry is laid-back, easy-going, and very much lives in the 'now'. For better and worse, he does not concern himself much with the future, or even tomorrow. He finds it difficult to take anything seriously, which may get on a lover's nerves when she wants to take things 'to the next level'. He is, however, kind, friendly, accepting, and fiercely loyal. He blinds himself to the faults of women he is attracted to, which means he can place you on a pedestal and treat you like a princess in that sense. In the end, he's a simply boy who just wants to have fun.

Home Economics: Nobody would be surprised if his house was a public health hazard. When was the last time the garbage was taken out? Is that mold spilling over in the fridge? He probably subscribes to the 'sniff test' to see which clothes he should wear, and thinks Febreeze constitutes 'laundry day'.

Combat Skills: Unknown. He probably thinks he is much more of a badass than he actually is. He may run his mouth and get himself into situations he can't get out of.

Special Abilities: Larry is the definitive Joe Blow. There is nothing distinctive about him beyond his aptitude for painting, which, even then, is not fantastic.

Competition: You may find his eyes wandering to every beautiful woman that passes you by. He may grow bored in any long-term relationship and go looking for newer experiences, but his loyal tendencies may override that if he's found the Right Gal.

In-Laws: Little is known about his family.

Children: At this age, Larry is likely to run for the hills if you tell him a bundle of joy is on the way. He can't handle the commitment required to nail a job down for more than two weeks. As he gets older, he may become a good, though absent-minded and overly-permissive, father. He would doubtless love his children at any age, regardless of whether or not he is mature enough to stick around and take care of them.

Finances: PFFFFF. Yeah, no. Minimum wage at best.

Sex: It's difficult to guess with Larry. He could either be an utterly-inept minuteman (you know what I mean), or a very adept lover given the many girlfriends he's had. In either case, he would be quite enthusiastic, loving, and probably a surprising cuddler.

Overall: Larry Butz is not a challenge for the faint of heart. He needs a partner willing to put up with his laziness, irresponsibility, and sometimes downright stupidity. For anybody up to the challenge, however, he would prove a loyal and loving boyfriend with whom there was never a dull moment, and the fun never stops.

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