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Author:  Going for Miles [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:02 pm ]
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The reason Edgeworth returned in 2-4 after having "chosen death" was because one night he looked out and saw Gregory in the sky:

:gregory: Miles.
:wacky-edgy: Father?
:gregory: Miles, you have forgotten me.
:wacky-edgy: No. How could I?
:gregory: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Miles. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Law.
:wacky-edgy: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
:gregory: Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true Attorney. Remember who you are. Remember... Remember...
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:16 pm ]
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You are so damn silly. :grey: (I'm laughing at the Miles-smiley...)
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:22 pm ]
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The cult lives on, I see. Yes, there's no doubt an image of his father appearing in the clouds is the sole reason Edgeworth likes to talk to clouds.
Author:  Going for Miles [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:24 pm ]
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Wa That's my charm :sillytrucy:

Rubia Of course it does. And of course it is! :edgey:
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:25 pm ]
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Yes, Miles... Of course it is... :sahwit:

And the cult will never die... I assume... always somewhere in the back of our heads.
Author:  dimentiorules [ Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:02 pm ]
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Going for Miles wrote:
The reason Edgeworth returned in 2-4 after having "chosen death" was because one night he looked out and saw Gregory in the sky:

:gregory: Miles.
:wacky-edgy: Father?
:gregory: Miles, you have forgotten me.
:wacky-edgy: No. How could I?
:gregory: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Miles. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Law.
:wacky-edgy: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be.
:gregory: Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true Attorney. Remember who you are. Remember... Remember...

So Gregory is Mufasa?
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:04 pm ]
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Or perhaps Mufasa is Gregory?
Author:  Going for Miles [ Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:13 am ]
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Or they are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends?
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:14 am ]
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Enn huuup!? *Graham Chapman-voice*

Edit: Ehrm. Might as well write something constructive. The reason Simon is cracking weird jokes as well as laughing hard at them is because of his insomnia - he's so bloody tired that he's almost constantly in that state where the weirdest of things are funny.
Author:  Cesar Zero [ Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:01 pm ]
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The whole AA series' real message is that sweets are evil.

Spoiler: GK2
After all,IS-7 is what led to the whole mess that started the story of the first trilogy.And what was the killer's motive in that case...?
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:31 pm ]
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That finger-based iaijutsu strike is merely Simon chafing and chafing his shackles on some hard, semi-sharp surface. Because his shackles aren't sturdy at all - Bobby just wanted a reason to give him jolts. "Hm. These will break... and then I can give him jolts. Funny, funny!" And then he throws the splinters at people (or well, feathers, hair and masks) to be a little shit. Simon, that is. Not Bobby. Bobby is above throwing splinters. Seriously, one can't even have a man like Simon in furnished rooms, throwing sharp splinters of some weak metal everywhere.
Author:  Silverbelle [ Tue Apr 21, 2015 12:27 pm ]
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I'm just gonna put this out there...
Spoiler: 3-2 & GK case 5
These two laugh the same way, arms wide spread and clasping fingers. Both are breakdowns.
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...they must be related :3
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:50 pm ]
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Them together in a room: hystery ensues!

And I wonder how the heck she can look attractive with that... expression on her face... But I think she does.
Author:  Silverbelle [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:33 am ]
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WaitingforGodot wrote:
Them together in a room: hystery ensues!

And I wonder how the heck she can look attractive with that... expression on her face... But I think she does.

Maybe it's just me but I feel like 99% of the time insanity/craziness makes characters look 33%+ more awesome/attractive.
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:55 am ]
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Well, I do have to agree with you there, as a matter of fact. :kristoph:
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:47 pm ]
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Daryan uses buckets and buckets of superglue on his hair. He has learned to shape it just as quickly as his breakdown-headbanging not to get stuck with his hands. Or he just shapes it beforehand and dips it in a bucket.
Author:  Going for Miles [ Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:44 am ]
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I think he's got some sort of shape made out of foam that he covers with hair. Like those donuts people use for topknots, just... phallos-shaped. It'd keep him from getting all too front-heavy, at least.
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:59 am ]
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I don't want to know where you can get those.
Author:  Going for Miles [ Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:04 am ]
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I was about to google, but on second thought, let's not. (Okay, if they would exist they would surely be advertised as "phallos-shaped")
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:27 pm ]
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Juust talked about Godot's coffee intake in another thread and: the poison Dahlia gave him turned most of his blood into coffee. A very special poison indeed. That makes him a bit of a vampire, but he's often suffering from anemia, so it's fine. After all, if all his fluids started to turn into 80% coffee, he must lose a lot of his blood on a daily basis... Now this makes even less sense. So all his fluids are coffee-blood since he suffers from anemia from sweating and such and... Now I'm just confusing myself.
Author:  dimentiorules [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:54 pm ]
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Going for Miles wrote:
I think he's got some sort of shape made out of foam that he covers with hair. Like those donuts people use for topknots, just... phallos-shaped. It'd keep him from getting all too front-heavy, at least.

That made me think of my own crack theory! Morgan Fey has an anti gravity device embedded in her hair. What else would prevent it from just flopping downward? Hair doesn't just... float like that.
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:56 pm ]
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Perhaps it's a wig made of some really strong material and she's actually bald!
Author:  Going for Miles [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:57 pm ]
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Perhaps everyone's bald!!
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 5:58 pm ]
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Headcanon accepted. But not the judge, though. He's covering his hair with skin-coloured latex.
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:25 pm ]
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Payne wishes he had skin-colored latex to cover his hair spots.
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:26 pm ]
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Ah, yes, yes! The poor man!
Author:  tiger_festival [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:20 am ]
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I was looking through my old folder when I found this. I think this was taken from Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword. Probably.
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:10 am ]
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Are you suggesting the Fey clan used to battle and defeat a mighty dragon before they settled down to become spirit mediums?
Author:  shippersdreamer [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:12 am ]
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
Are you suggesting the Fey clan used to battle and defeat a mighty dragon before they settled down to become spirit mediums?


Maybe that's why the Men of the Fey Clan aren't spiritually gifted.
They were to busy dragon fighting?
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:21 am ]
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So who's the lucky guy who finally killed...

Oh, wait. Ami Fey WAS the one who started the Kurain Channeling technique.

Clearly, the only one who could defeat the dragon was a woman, and from henceforth, the dragon blessed all the women of the Fey clan with super powers.

Makes sense.
Author:  shippersdreamer [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:25 am ]
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
So who's the lucky guy who finally killed...

Oh, wait. Ami Fey WAS the one who started the Kurain Channeling technique.

Clearly, the only one who could defeat the dragon was a woman, and from henceforth, the dragon blessed all the women of the Fey clan with super powers.

Makes sense.



Well I mean I assume Ami Fey had a husband, gotta start somewhere right?
But yes your theory does make sense.
Author:  Silverbelle [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:47 am ]
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sumguy28 wrote:
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I was looking through my old folder when I found this. I think this was taken from Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword. Probably.

Well, Phoenix's Japanese name "Ryuuichi" hints at dragon right? Maybe Phoenix is harnessing the soul of his long lost dragon relative. :basil:
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:55 am ]
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No, I really did not want to go there. The idea that Ryu is actually stuck in a gem Nick so absent-mindedly leaves in his pocket everywhere he goes is a very, very sad fate to face.

...Then again, it does explain why it has truth-detection powers and all.
Author:  shippersdreamer [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:01 am ]
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
No, I really did not want to go there. The idea that Ryu is actually stuck in a gem Nick so absent-mindedly leaves in his pocket everywhere he goes is a very, very sad fate to face.

...Then again, it does explain why it has truth-detection powers and all.


Didn't Phoenix get his magatama stolen my Armstrong?
Talk about mortifying experience for poor Ryu.
Author:  Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:04 am ]
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"Great Grandpa! I'm here to save you!"

"What did you just say, Nick?"

"Nothing."
Author:  shippersdreamer [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:23 am ]
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Rubia Ryu the Royal wrote:
"Great Grandpa! I'm here to save you!"

"What did you just say, Nick?"

"Nothing."


"Just gotta clean that oil off you Grandpa, and we'll be all set.."
Author:  milaza [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:14 am ]
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Ok well anyway I was just thinking about this as a shower thought and- what if the reason Maggey can't tell the difference in faces is because she's actually into moe? Like, the type of manga style where faces aren't really defined, but rely on accessories/hairstyle instead (like Phoenix's spiky hair and his badge). Maybe Maggey is trying to become a more seinen artist in her spare time?

idk
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:11 pm ]
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As Dahlia slipped the poison in Diego's mug, she thought to herself; "Go die, Diego."
Author:  dimentiorules [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:19 pm ]
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WaitingforGodot wrote:
As Dahlia slipped the poison in Diego's mug, she thought to herself; "Go die, Diego."

Is that a Go, Diego, Go reference? What a weird thing to reference.

Anyways, to go along with the magatama discussion, maybe Phoenix is a manekete! (A dragon that can take on a human form from the Fire Emblem series) And since manaketes tend to have much longer lifespans then humans, Ryunosuke from DGS and Phoenix are actually the same person!
Author:  WaitingforGodot [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:29 pm ]
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Haha, nah; I don't even know what that is, haha. It was just a bad pun that works in theory and not in practice, that is, it gets wrong if one says it out loud since the pronounciation is different. As in: Die-go. Go-die.
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