Brilliant idea! I just had a dream where I invented such a machine!

Brilliant idea! I just had a dream where I invented such a machine!

No. For some odd reason it can only steal Michael Jackson's dreams. Let me tell you.... they are disturbing.

I had a dream last night that I was going with my mom to an indoor NASCAR race inside the Cheesecake Factory o_0 One of the cheesecakes they had had like.....brown sugar swirls in it and it was called the Redd White cheesecake. It made me go O_o;

AND we saw Richard Wellington there, so I was like OMG. And we like. Made out. In front of my mother. To the point where it was almost softcore pornography, it was great.

We all went to the mall afterwards and brought my cat with us. XD And at some point Welly just stopped right where he was, took my cat from me and went 'THIS IS MY BABY I MUST BREASTFEED IT.' ...and did o_____0;

And Luke bitchslapped me. It was awesome 8D

I had a dream last night that I was going with my mom to an indoor NASCAR race inside the Cheesecake Factory o_0 One of the cheesecakes they had had like.....brown sugar swirls in it and it was called the Redd White cheesecake. It made me go O_o;

AND we saw Richard Wellington there, so I was like OMG. And we like. Made out. In front of my mother. To the point where it was almost softcore pornography, it was great.

We all went to the mall afterwards and brought my cat with us. XD And at some point Welly just stopped right where he was, took my cat from me and went 'THIS IS MY BABY I MUST BREASTFEED IT.' ...and did o_____0;

And Luke bitchslapped me. It was awesome 8D

He bitchslapped you because you and Wellington were making out, I assume? xD

I must know; Did he do something sexy with that scarf of his? I can imagine him doing so. xD

I have had a few actually. Normally it tends to be Edgeworth and Franziska. The two I remember were in the same night.

The next one was rather weird too. But hey, these Are dreams. I was in a Messed up version of school, and as it was poring it down and everyone was waiting to be picked up or for the bus a red car skids up and out gets Miles, Franziska and Gumshoe. Miles walks over with a lacy magenta parasol and comes under the huge porch-way. Fransizka smiles and tells me I'm going to be helping out in they're next big case and I hug both of them, Only to have Gumshoe interrupt saying he was happy for us all and Franziska whipping him yelling 'SCRUFFY! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT INTERRUPTING YOU FOOL!' With half of the school still watching whilst waiting to go. Then comes an Earthquake and Franziska and myself leach onto Miles whispering 'We're here Miles, nothings going to harm you, we won't let them.' in which the earthquake opens up a hole in the ground and down goes Mile's car, and our ride home. After Miles uncurled from his ball, still shaking, Gumshoe sweats and gets ready to interrupt us helping Miles. "Uh, Mr.Edgeworth, your car just kinda... Uh. Yourcarjustfelldowntheearthquakepal!" In which Franziska gets ready to whip Scruffy for interrupting and not speaking clearly but we're all distracted by Gant, who then flew down from the sky with a jetpack, exclaiming 'Hop on Prosecutors! I'll take you where you want to go!' then stared, then laughed manically and then played with his fringe curl and got distracted. As Miles, Franziska and myself climbed on and flew off, leaving Gummyshoe running behind us exclaiming 'Hey! Wait for me pal!'
Then the dream ended due to being forced to wake up. D:

This is the most awesome, best dream ever. Your dream wins the Internet.

There was this scene change and everything was all metallic and lazerish-red. And there was this cup. Saying #1 Prosecutor, in which I then spotted Maya talking to Phoenix saying 'And hes so cool! Hes amazing, Hot and can do ANYTHING!' In which I just asked 'Oh? Who Miles Edgeworth?' And Maya just went all scowley and angry 'NO! MR.GODOT! HES AMAZING! HE RULES THIS TOWN. AND NOW HES GOING TO PUT YOU AWAY FOR LIFE EDGEWORTH!' I just smiled, cringed, laughed and sipped my tea. 'Well one. He stole that Prosecutor Mug from Miles. And Two. Hes a TALKING BLOODY TOASTER!' In then which Phoenix objected me and shattered my monocle, life went all OMFGBLAHSCENECHANGEBRIGHTCOLOURSFLYINGTEATIIME.
And I was sipping tea in Edgeworths office all 'Ah. Life is back to normal.' And then I looked out of the window and everything was metallic and coffee and red and stuff. And the signpost saying 'ALL HAIL THE KING OF PROSECUTORS! GODOT!' In which this time I just fainted.
I really don't remember what happened after that, but I believe there were Pirates involved.

...O_o
Your dreams confuse and amaze me at the same time. I... I just don't have any idea.

...O_o
Your dreams confuse and amaze me at the same time. I... I just don't have any idea.

I had one where I raped Maya... am I demented?

Well, demented in the 'possessed' sense. Gant took over your mind D:

IMMA RAPE YOU AGAI*SHOT*

I only remember some of the one I had last night, but we were in this carnival that was ALOT like my old school and I had this egyptian curse thing and could fly, and we were being hunted by this Witch who now come to think of it looked ALOT like Dahlia... But I was with Phoenix and Edgy who were both REALLY paranoid about people finding out they were gay, so with my Egyptian powers and Edgy's Smexyness we dressed Phoenix up as a girl and then started to find out he was growing breasts... Then I woke up. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP LISTENING TO 'Trials and violations.' on your MP3! Thanks alot Rina-Chan... x3

OH MY GOODNESS... Gant would love to RAEP that dream!

I know! xD It was sad that he didn't appear last night though. ;; I'd be the one raeping Gant. >.>