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Guaranteed to get you sloshed within minutes of gameplay!

(sorry if there's anything else like this on the boards, this is just off of a banter between a friend and I and he desperately wanted it posted...for better or worse...I'm so sorry...)

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1. drink every time Franziska whips someone
2. drink every time you groan at a bad pun
3. drink everytime an old character is randomly namedropped
4. drink everytime "THE KILLER WAS ACTUALLY LEFT HANDED"
5. drink everytime someone's name is written in blood
6. drink everytime someones name was written in blood WITH THEIR LEFT HAND
7. drink when the wound was instaneous
8. drink every time someone really should have been thrown out of court for perjury by now
9. drink whenever someone pulls a random object out of nowhere
10. drink whenever the blue badger shows up
11. drink when the blue badger inaverdently caused a death
12. drink when you think the blue badger was an accomplice
Spoiler: AAI 13.
13. waterfall when the blue badger IS ACTUALLY THE MURDERER

14. drink whenever Oldbag makes you want to gouge out your eyes and cry.
15. drink everytime Edgeworth incorrectly uses the word "personage"
16. drink everytime there's a "RUNNING GAG!”
17. drink everytime they abandon the running gag in the next game for good reason
18. drink everytime someone talks about a stepladder
19. drink everytime some random saturday morning cartoon show is mentioned
20. drink every time someone's forehead or hair is made fun of
21. drink every time Mia's tits jiggle
22. drink whenever franziska insults someone
23. drink whenever franziska loses a case
24. drink whenever Gant looks like he's about to rape someone HINT: This is whenever he is on screen
25. Drink every time a von karma uses the word "perfection" (this involves bratworth)
26. DRINK EVERY TIME A KEY CARD IS INVOLVED
27. drink anytime you can call the murderer the second you see them.
28. drink any time Godot drinks
29. drink anytime Godot makes a stupid coffee pun
Spoiler: AAI
30. drink anytime Lang refers back to Lang Zi

31. drink anytime Jean Armstrong makes you feel uncomfortable
32. drink every time maggey bird salutes
33. drink every time Maggey Byrde has bad luck
34. drink every time Gumshoe's pay gets docked
35. drink anytime that Phoenix is physically harmed during a case
36. an extra drink if it's from him doing something nonsensical like running across a burning bridge
37. drink every time you think “I wonder what would happen if I presented my attourney’s badge”
38. drink everytime you present the badge and nothing that exciting happens, making you feel stupid.
39. drink everytime someone claims to know nothing about some evidence WHICH THEY TOTALLY KNOW ABOUT
40. drink everytime someone "conveniently" forgets something for the sake of another testimony to tear apart and no one bats an eye
41. drink everytime the judge is swayed by a smooth talking prosecutor or witness regardless of the fact your evidence is far more sound
42. drink everytime the crowd starts murmuring
43. drink everytime payne's hairstyle changes
44. drink if your process of deduction was so powerful it actually caused physical harm to your opponent
45. drink everytime someone unknown yells OBJECTION or HOLD IT and the screen dramatically flashes to each pictured character's gasping expression before letting you know what's actually going on.
46. drink everytime someone mentions "grape juice"
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...No "drink whenever someone objects"? I'd think that would be the fastest way.
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47. Drink every time your character goes "HOLD IT!" and the witness says "I was just going to get to that part, stop interrupting me."
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Spoiler: Huh?
I don't quite get the logic of this thread? Do you drink to a trope and/or common happening in the game? Or stuff that piss you off?

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Drink everytime the judge bites his tongue. (See AAI case 4)

Drink everytime Franziska says "fool".
"Like a gem, polished to a gleam through trials... and errors. It is this fruit we receive, and pass on, and face in our time. And it is always changing, growing. Nurturing it is our task as human beings."

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Karmi - I think it's mostly just to tropes and repeated things. PW as we all know is rife with those.
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Drink every time there's a flash.

Good luck with that.
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Drink everytime a woman with large breasts turns out to be eeee-vil.
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Drink every time Morgan Fey sips her tea.
Drink every time Ini says the word "like".
Drink every time someone says "Zvarri".
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Drink everytime Gant has his rapeface on
Die of alcohol poisoning
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Drink whenever Edgeworth can't get a witness to say his or her name and occupation smoothly.
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Drink everytime you get a penalty.
Drink everytime Godot says "Ha!"
Drink everytime Larry has a new girlfriend.
Drink everytime Gumshoe says something he shouldn't.
Drink everytime the prosecution asks for evidence, even though you've just explained everything.
Waterfall if they give you one chance to do it.
Drink everytime someone mentions a nook or a cranny.
Drink everytime Godot mentions a rule of his.
You can quote me on that!
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Drink every time someone says 'panties' in AJ
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AAI Case 5
Drink every time someone yells "HOLD IT!" and stops the culprit from leaving.
Spoiler:
It was a bit ridiculous how the last one came from the nameless forensics guy...

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Katana wrote:
AAI Case 5
Drink every time someone yells "HOLD IT!" and stops the culprit from leaving.
Spoiler:
It was a bit ridiculous how the last one came from the nameless forensics guy...


aha, good one.

AAI Case 5

Spoiler:
Drink everytime a certain character POWERS UP/POWERS DOWN

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...Hopefully someday... xD

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Take a shot everytime when Pheenie sneezes loudly.

Or

Drink three bottles straight when you actually lose the case.
If you somehow manage to do that; then you deserve that enermous hangover you're gonna get...
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Drink every time you press A/ Tap the touch screen :3

*SLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!*
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

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Anyone who played this game would die of alcohol poisoning...

Drink if you thought the same thing.
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MercuryKitten wrote:
8. drink every time someone really should have been thrown out of court for perjury by now


So basically, drink whenever a witness is called to the stand? :3

Drink every time Phoenix needs Mia to come back and tell him to do something really obvious that he should have figured out on his own. (like flipping over a piece of paper)
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-Drink whenever Maya mentions burgers.
-And an extra one if she mentions food other than burgers!
-Drink every time Pearl talks about Phoenix and Maya being eachother's 'special someone'
-Drink every time Franziska calls Phoenix by his full name.
Spoiler: Really mild 3-5 and AAI
-This also applies when she's addressing Edgeworth in a similar fashion
-Drink every time Oldbag goes off on a high-speed rant about whippersnappers and how things were when she was young.
-Waterfall every time Franziska tries to whip someone and it is either blocked or dodged.
-Drink every time somebody gets Phoenix's name wrong, whether by accident or as deliberate insult.
-Drink every time Gant starts clapping or mentions swimming.
Spoiler: AAI case 4
-Drink every time Edgeworth pokes fun at Franziska's height.
-And another when she whips him for it.

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12 shots...this time, I've got 12 shots.

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Full of win! Definitely trying this when I'm done school :P
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Drink whenever someone claims to know nothing about someone when you show them a profile, 2 drinks if said person in profile is IN THE ROOM.
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Drink everytime Gumshoe adopts the sad face :( (In sympathy T.T )
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*pant* *pant* *sigh* Finally found this thread.

Take a drink for every Big "WHAT?" and every Big "NO!" you find.
Take a drink every time Ini says "like".
Take a drink if the case could not have been solved without Larry's stupid actions.
Take a drink if some sort of Blackmail is involved.
Take a drink if Apollo mentions his chords of steel.
Take a drink when a character with big boobs makes their first appearance.
Take a drink if someone uses Parrot Exposition.
Spoiler: Hint
Keep your cross examinations short if you want to survive.

Take a drink if the judge is about to declare a verdict, and someone stops him at the last second.
Take a drink if you feel that a character needs a hug (not because they’re cute, but due to angst.)
Spoiler: AAI-2
Take a drink every time you feel the urge to kill Zinc LeBlanc II rising.

Take a drink when Moe the Clown tells an unfunny joke.
Take a drink if someone does something that would normally be unacceptable in a real court of law.
Take a drink if someone mentions that you have to "turn things around".
Take a drink if you get penalized.
Take two drinks if it isn’t the judge who penalized you.
Spoiler:
Finish the rest of the bottle if Phoenix trying to talk his way out of a penalty made someone cry.

By the way, if you're under the drinking age in your region, you're welcome to use grape juice as a substitute. :hobohodo:
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Drink everytime Edgeworth does something attractive!
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Drink every time Lauren Paups makes you want to hug her.
Take a gulp every time Edgeworth updates the Autopsy Report(you'll be pretty drunk by the end)
Drink every time Atmey says Zvarri(you'll be drunk on the floor)
Drink every time Gumshoe's pay gets docked.
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Drink everytime the cornered theme comes up
Drink everytime that the expression "think outside the box"/"think crazy" comes up
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Drink any time Phoenix says "I am a lawyer". He says it quite a few times in JFA.
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* Drink every time Klavier fiddles with his hair
* Drink every time a character does something illogical

I did the latter and was drunk after one and half cases....

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Drink if someone mentions the touch screen.
Drink if Phoenix has a bad feeling about this.
Drink every time the word "poor" is used.
Spoiler: Hint
Oldbag uses the word "poor" in the first game more times than Ansem, Seeker of Darkness uses the word "Darkness" in the first Kingdom Hearts game.

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-Take a sip everytime :jake: does.
-The victim appears to have written the killers name in their own blood.
-Phoenix thinks "(Edgeworth...)"
-Tigre roars.
-Someone says "[statement] ...However!"
-Gumshoe's salary gets cut.
-You press a statement and all that happens is that Phoenix goes "Are you sure...?"

-This happens:

-*OBJECTION!*
*slams desk*
-[Witness's name]...!

-This happens:

-*OBJECTION!*/*HOLD IT!*
[shocked Judge]
[shocked Phoenix]
[schocked/smirking/indifferent prosecutor]
[the identity of the one who shouted is revealed]

-Pearl slaps Phoenix.
-Maya talks about food or eating.
-Trucy talks about panties.
-Trucy goes "Apollo!" before saying something to him.
-Kay refers to stealth or being a Great thief.
-And two drinks for every stepladder joke.
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[Whip the cream!]

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I'll drink to forget about Trucy's panties.
Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "I"! Give me a "P" and an "E"! What's that spell?! Pipe!
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MercuryKitten wrote:
28. drink any time Godot drinks


One of these days I'll so have a drink-off with Godot. He'll drink coffee... I'll drink grape juice.
Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "I"! Give me a "P" and an "E"! What's that spell?! Pipe!
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Drink, laugh and shake your head every time the grape juice is referred to.

Oh, I'm so up for this. Playing Ace attorney drunk must be confusing and entertaining and plain awesome.
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GoingforMiles wrote:
Drink, laugh and shake your head every time the grape juice is referred to.

Oh, I'm so up for this. Playing Ace attorney drunk must be confusing and entertaining and plain awesome.


Oui!
Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "I"! Give me a "P" and an "E"! What's that spell?! Pipe!
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How could I forget? Drink everytime someone goes "Whaaaaaat?!" Or make it two, for all I care. Get pissed.

And in AJ: everytime Trucy screams "Eeeek!", and in the third case, everytime you have to watch the "Guitar's serenade"-video or hear someone explain how the events of the day
Spoiler:
fits with the lyrics of the song.

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Take a drink every time that a flashback occurs, two if the original event happened less than 10 minutes ago.

Detective Luke Atmey wrote:
Take a gulp every time Edgeworth updates the Autopsy Report(you'll be pretty drunk by the end)


That only happens once, though, in 1-2.
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I say it would be better if you only take a drink the first time each cliché pops up in a certain case. If you didn't do that, you'd be dead before you reached the first midpoint.
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GoingforMiles wrote:
How could I forget? Drink everytime someone goes "Whaaaaaat?!" Or make it two, for all I care. Get pissed.


If one were to have two gulps at every "Whaaaaaat!?" one wouldn't be pissed, but dead by liver failure.
Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "I"! Give me a "P" and an "E"! What's that spell?! Pipe!
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Bah. Chickens. However! it depends on what you choose to drink. Drink grape juice and you'll be fine! Drink every time :odoroki: says fine. Die of lever failure.
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