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Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:14 am ]
Post subject:  You know you play too much Phoenix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
NO APOLLO JUSTICE TALK!!!

You know you play too much Phoenix Wright when...


...you've gotten detention multiple times for standing up and yelling "OBJECTION!!!" every time your teacher says something you disagree with.
Author:  kristophlover967 [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you bring your whip to work, start adressing everyone as 'foolish fools' and think that you're teh awsumnest person in the office. And if you screw up any important document, you'd throw it out and write a new one until it was absolutely perfect. :ka-whip:
Author:  WhiteElephant [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you start arguing with your teacher about contradictions.
Chem Teacher: Okay now for the home-
Me: OBJECTION! You said there would be no homework for the weekend at the VERY BEGINNING OF THIS CLASS! EXPLAIN YOURSELF -desk slam-
Chem Teacher:...-takes off seven points from the class participation points for the day-
Me:...Bitch ]:

Also if you try to drink 17 cups of black coffee (which is a serious health risk to do every single day) then you are not only playing too much PW but you should probably go to the hospital before a seizure kicks in.
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...when you think the person who brings a whip to work, adresses everyone as 'foolish fools' and believes that they're teh awsumnest person in the office IS the awsumnest person in the office.
Author:  Neh-ku [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Doesn't this seem like a game?
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...when you have a Steel Samurai ringtone.

and people recognize it.
Author:  Emiga [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you start imitating the characters motions. *scratches chin* Not like I do that or anything...
What? I DON'T! *deskslam* I SAID I DON'T! *Zoom-in and speed lines* AND I CAN PROVE IT DAMMIT!
Author:  Mantis15 [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
-When you make a topic like this

-When you shout "OBJECTION!" for no reason what so ever.
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...when you post in a thread like this.(Yeah, I went there.) :godot:
Author:  Zeon Twilight [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Oh my my, I'm always a walking book of these things

-When you look in a mirror, Point and utter "Objection" Just to see how you would look doing it

-When you start using the Words Testimony, contradiction, objection, Evidence, Cross examination, and witness far more than any normal person should.

-When think to yourself "I could totally make Steel Samurai in Soul Calibur 3 or any other game with a Create a character mode

-When you do.

-When suddenly, you find yourself thinking, "Damn, I hope I don't get framed for some off the wall entirely too well set up crime today." And start paying attention to your alibi's

-When you get an Edgeworth haircut (I swear I had it before I was playing the games...honest.)

-When you design yourself in sprite form as an Attorney

-When you think that the power of Phoenix Wright's Objection could Exorcise Col. Stinkmeaner from Tom the Lawyer in that one episode of the boondocks (Only like...three people will know what I'm talking about here)

-When you want to avoid Jury duty if for no other reason than you have the feeling you would spot a contradiction and be unable to resist Shouting objection and questioning the witness yourself

-When you eat instant Noodles for a month in homage to Gumshoe

-When you pick up something, in your mind, you see it going into the "court record" and you picture the other contents of your pockets as items in little grey boxes

-When you hand someone something, you say "TAKE THAT!" also, when you give someone something, you think of it as "Present"

-When you Are both happy, and Torn apart that you're on 3-5

I think that's enough from me for now...
Author:  Oos [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
- You go to the store and squee because they have BIG BOXES OF STRAWBERRIES and Richard Wellington LOVES strawberries. (GUILTYGUILTYGUILTY)

- For the same reason, you hog ALL the chocolate-covered strawberries at your sister's Mary Kay debut party. (GUILTY.)

- Your initial reaction to seeing a police officer is "OMG DUSTIN." or "OMG MEEKINS." ("OMG MAGGEY." if it's female!) (GUILTY.)

- You think that the security guards at Anime Boston are Dustin Prince cosplayers. (GUILTY. OHGOD SO GUILTY. XDDDD I wanted to push one, then I was like '....waaaaaaaaaaait, security.')
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...when you go around pretending to be a police officer using a cardboard badge, thinking, Well, it worked for Tiger!

...when you become a lawyer solely because of your love for the game, only to be surprised when you get kicked out of the courtroom for whipping somebody.

...when you think that's how the legal system actually works.

...when you become deathly afraid of all redheads.

...when you call up a psychic and ask if they can channel Mia Fey.
Author:  miche1987 [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...when you use your RL Facebook account to RP with a bunch of PW characters. *raises hand*

...when you excitedly explain PW cases to a 5-year old kid. *raises hand*

...when that same 5-year old kid knows enough about the case to figure out who did it. *raises hand*

...when one of your best dreams is being part of an epic court battle set to one of the Cornered themes *raises hand*
Author:  seka [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...when you get really REALLY overwhelmed at school, and you :scratch: yourself because you have no clue what the hell else to do.
Then your friend comes up to you and says 'you looked like Engarde'
...yeah, I totally did that. It was like a year or two ago. :meekins: Not my proudest moment.

...when you get your mom to play PW: AA and joke about April May's boobs.

...yeah, I did that one too. :gant:
Author:  IceMagnet [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...When you turn in my homework, you say, "Take That!"

...You say Zvarri when you're happy

...You Take Coldkiller X
Author:  Edison Trust Fund [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
IceMagnet wrote:
...When you turn in my homework, you say, "Take That!"

I do that sometimes when I'm serving drinks.

Oh, and in before the inevitable "You make a topic like this".
Author:  yoshi927 [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...You do Edgeworth's "Happy" pose every time you do something smart. Be it winning a game of chess, or finishing a quadratic equations problem, etc.
Author:  Mitzy [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...You do the Edgeworth finger wag just before you ultimately own someone wth your logic.

...You mimic the Matt Engarde hairstyle...just to have the hairflip delineate between you being nice and you being the human incarnate of satan.
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
elviscoolie wrote:
Oh, and in before the inevitable "You make a topic like this".


Hate to break it to you, but:

Mantis15 wrote:
-When you make a topic like this


^^;
Author:  DahliaXKristoph [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Shit, I can agree with TheSteelSamurai, Miche1987, AND IceMagnet.

Hmm...

-When you can read all of these and laugh because you do all of them

-When your dog's name is Phoenix (Legit. He's a black puggle and its name is Phoenix. I AM A VON KARMA).

-When you download the soundtracks and one of them is on your "Top 25 Most Played" songs on iTunes ("Pressing Point-Cornered," from AJ).

-When you realize that the only reason you want to become a prosecutor is so that you can whip people and kick ass

-When you're more in love with someone from Phoenix Wright-*Cough* Kristoph Gavin *Cough*-than your boyfriend, and said boyfriend starts to get pissed

-When you join this site

-When you have a wall of Phoenix Wright pictures on your wall

-When you cry at the end of 3-5 AND 4-1 because they were so traumatic

-When all your friends get sick of hearing about your latest obsession with the Gavin brothers
Author:  NinjaMonkey [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you argue with someone about whether it's ladder or a step-ladder. :edgy:
Author:  babyjosef17 [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you ask your girlfriend to cut her hair short, dye her hair blue, and call you a "Foolish Fool" instead of darling. :franny:
Author:  天才_ [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
....

when you call the fifth Harry Potter book Harry Potter and the Order of the 'Nick'
Author:  Steel Samurai [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you read Yu-Gi-Oh! and always when someone points shouting, "Objection" comes to your mind.
Author:  Salutation Here [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When, having been to a comedy show, you keep the ticket, thinking 'one man's sentimental item is another man's alibi'. Yep, I did this. Though I would have kept the ticket anyway.

When you swear blind that one of your friends did the Kristoph Gavin head shake today. (Again, guilty).

When you do Klavier's wall slam. I did this against a door while waiting in line and this girl stared at me.
Author:  Pandan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When you dream of what it would be like to be a part of a PW case, and when you come up with your own. (I like to daydream)

When you put Nick or anyone else as a background picture on your cellphone. (My friends are confused)

When you write a review of the play "Waiting for Godot" you think the text looks lonely and draw a picture of Godot to accompany it. (I don't know what my teatcher thinks about it yet)

When you name your kids after PW characters.
(...what? Not all of them... But when I get a son, I will name him Phoenix. It's a nice name.)
Author:  TaurusChick12 [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When instead of day-dreaming about a boy like normal teenage girls do, you instead day-dream about :phoenix: / :maya: or any other pairing. (GUILTY)

When you loudly whisper, "Oh, Edgey-Poo..." in a public place and people look at you weirdly. (GUILTY)

When you contemplate becoming a Defense Lawyer, but then realizing you can't purpousley lose if your client is guilty. (GUILTY)

You can't watch Court TV anymore without screaming "OBJECTION!". (GUILTY)
Author:  Zeon Twilight [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Pandan wrote:
When you name your kids after PW characters.
(...what? Not all of them... But when I get a son, I will name him Phoenix. It's a nice name.)



Heh, not a bad idea, Not a lot of Maya's out there...


Anyway.

-when you catch yourself thinking about the characters more than you really should be.

-When you wright...Well, there we go, when you Write "Wright" When you meant to Write "Write"

-When you have to go, because your lunch break has ended and you still have a ton more ideas...
Author:  SELECT [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Zeon Twilight wrote:
-When you wright...Well, there we go, when you Write "Wright" When you meant to Write "Write"

Guilty.

Stupid Creative Wrighting class. >_<;
.....
...*face/palm*.

You know when you play too much Phoenix Wright when...

- you get your hair cut exactly like Edgeworth's. (Guilty)

- you go to an anime convention and buy nothing except Phoenix Wright doujinshis. (Guilty)

- you randomly tell people that you have a passionate heart burning magenta. (Guilty)

- elevators now scare you. (Guilty)

- someone randomly says "Nick" you go "OMG!! WHERE?!" and look around wildly. (Guilty)

Eh... I'll think of more later. :D
Author:  Pandan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
I have just declared myself guilty to this:

You read a math problem: Anna makes a cup of coffee (Awwww :godot: ) and let it cool (OMG he would kill her!)
Author:  Zeon Twilight [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
SELECT wrote:
- you get your hair cut exactly like Edgeworth's. (Guilty)



Please tell me how to get the lift part, because I can't get the little stick up part before it comes over my face...It's still a little short yet so it can grow into it, but I wish to know.



Errr...right.


-When your DS screen has poke marks right where you poke to advance the convo.

-When you forsake all other things to play the last case in any of the games (Guilty)

- when as doing menial Tasks such as sorting files, when you discover something that helps you sort something that was hard to find, you hear the little chime that happens in the games and you imagine Speed lines passing by your head (Guilty)

-When you've developed a whip fetish because of :franny:

-When you obsessively check the threads in which you've posted on Court records to see what people have to say


I'll hold off on it for now ^_^
Author:  Komachi [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
When your friends can see Objection! and Take That! in your blog dairy from time to time.Image
Author:  Zeon Twilight [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
-When you regularly use Objection, take that, and hold it in MSN conversations (And day to day life)

-When you hear the "Cornered" Music start to play in your head when your boss/teacher confronts you about something

-When you start to consciously look for "Contradictions" In what people say to you. (Not a bad idea, but still)
Author:  Sheepshifter [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
I am guilty of everything on this list.

You know you play too much Phoenix Wright when...

-You view all your teacher's lectures in segments, and scream 'hold it!' in your mind when asking a question

-You and a friend greet each other with phrases like '3-4! Baby!' and 'Trucy > Maya!'

-You keep trying to imitate Phoenix's hairdo

-You write out an entire case for the new Phoenix Wright game

-You start speaking like Spark Brushell. Example: "Ace Attorney addict speaks like AA character. End quote."
Author:  Oos [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
- You want to go on vacation SO BAD just so you can stay at a hotel and hope the Bellboy shows up. (GUILTY!)

- You freak out when you see hotel bellboys, either because of Shelly De Killer or the Bellboy from GS1. (GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYY but it's in a ppositive way. REALLY.)
Author:  Ayasato-chan [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
God, Except for the Edgeworth hair-cut

I'M GUILTY FOR EVERYTHING!!!!

:guilty:


-- When you address your teacher as "Your Honor" (Guilty)

-- When you say "OBJECTION!" to your friends and family members for no apparent reason ( or for the sake of objecting) (Guilty)

-- When you have all 173 songs (Not including SFX) on your I-Pod, MP3, etc. (Guilty)
Author:  Sheepshifter [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Zeon Twilight wrote:
-When you hear the "Cornered" Music start to play in your head when your boss/teacher confronts you about something


That happened to me once, but it was when I had almost solved a tough word problem.
Author:  IceMagnet [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
...You start saying spells... 30,000 times! (special course, T&T).

...You scream And turn colors in Black & White when you scream like a maniac.

...When you take a closer look at the T&T cover and realize what Phoenix is touching with his finger... :beef:
Author:  Mayday [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
I haven't yet figured out a cure for my need to scream objection when debating other games with my friends.
Author:  TheSteelSamurai [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You know you play too much Pheonix Wright when...*SPOILERS*
Please remember, folks, no "Apollo Justice"-related stuff.
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