One hell of a butler's Master
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:23 pm
I think Surfers use "Dude" rather than "Man".
Let's see if I can make one for every single character in the smiley section!
I graduated from Law School with top grades!
I, Miles Edgeworth, age 27, am giving away all my Steel Samurai collectibles!
You are absolutely right, Mr Wright. Your Objection is sustained!
My lunch for the next week is salad without dressing.
Fairytale romances? Blegh!
All my evidence is legitimate.
I threw my whip away.
F*** coffee, I'm only drinking water now.
I totally am a murderer. Swear to it.
Why yes, I am
lovers with Mr Grossberg.
Yeah, I shot that Edgeworth guy. He kept breathing my air!
I love rainbows.
Hello, little boy. Would you like some candy
Off with the poncho, man, I'm going eastern style now!
The weather prediction was spot on!
I bathe daily.
Matt and Juan are gentlemen, I wish I
was engaged to Juan...
F*** my brother, he can rot for all I care.
*scooby doo burp*
Yes, my hair is dyed.
I love flat-chests!
Go rot, Trucy.
I don't want a new mom.
I never should've given that affidavit.
Law and Band, side by side? Screw this, I'll become a hairdresser!
God bless you!
Hi. Yeah, I can talk.
I won a case against Mr Justice!
I'm sticking with my job.
Cowboy painting? What cowboy painting?
I love it when von Karma uses dirty tricks to win cases.
From now on, I'll grow some balls!
My neckerchief is made of low-grade cotton.
I'm cheating on my wife.
I respect women and don't give them nicknames.
Screw finding the truth, I want money!
I'm the luckiest person alive!
Yes, I cheat at poker and in court.
Y'all listen up. My new accent is gonna be from BA-stun!
I'll order the Foie Gras and Caviar platter.
I'm cutting my hair.
I am not inspired by Portal.
I love kittens. ^^
Yeah, okay, I screwed up on purpose.
I dropped the borscht.
You get the rights, Valant.
Pal Meraktis was the better doctor.
I'll give up journalism!
I am legitimately gay.
Yes it's really thiiiiis big.
So long Little Thief!
I solemnly swear to tell nothing but the truth.
Maya, I am your mother...!
Another shot for Pokémon XXX!
I never wanted to save Ema.
Emergency-Schmergency, you wait 7 hours for the next doctor!
I use a hairbrush.
Excuse me, could I borrow a cup of sugar?
I sleep with the light on.
I believe in spiritual stuff.
I am openly speaking about my feelings. I no longer am afraid of going outside!
Screw curtesy, man, you're outta here.
Pink Princess FTW!
I am deeply sorry for what I did to Celeste...
I can shoot a 45 caliber just fine.
Oh Mr Wright, you are so wonderfully charming!
Proper grammar and pronounciation is the key to a successful conversation.
I believe you, Mr White.
I ran that guy down on purpose. It was all planned!
My breasts are fake.
F*** you, Dahlia. Teen Angel my ass!
My dad died? That's so saaaad~
Café Teary Eye? God, even I find that terrible.
Criminals? So hot
I quit smoking.
I f***ing love you, Will!
Dahlia was an amazing girlfriend.
I'm deaf without my earpiece...
I am not
compensating for something!
Women's underpants? No interest...
I don't blame Zak for taking Thalassa from me.
Memory loss? No, I totally lied about that.
I don't even know how to program a VCR.
Matt deserved that Hero of Heroes award.
The flight time was perfectly accurate.
I just love lying on the couch, drinking beer and eating chips.
Hope I got everyone...