That's one of my rules.
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Gant '08
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Elementary my dear-and of course some subtext
Maybe you should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!
E-EXCUSE ME?!I'm basically still playing through case 4, I just finished CEing powers
Daian gets what he wants.
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And pearl telling him of was priceless.
*insert something witty here*
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- My client...Matt Engarde is...*Franziska comes in*
- Franziska von Karma!Ok, in it's proper context it isn't as funny but I found it amusing when I was replaying 2-4.
Just remember to leave the courtroom drama for the video games!It's when you choose "Ben doesn't exercise enough" when you find out about him chasing Money for the engagement ring, IIRC.
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(Very poorly paraphrased, seeing as I'm almost done Case 4, and I don't want to start over just to check it over.)
One sec, let me consult my lawyer. (phone animation)
(phone rings)
TOUGH LOVE
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PAIN*later*
MORE PAIN
No Maya, that is SPARDA.
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Your defeat will be known to the world! I think she may be overestimating a simple win by a smidge.----
Haha, I'm surprised you could pick up on it! (Anyone could, You couldn't hide that look of victory with ten paper bags on your head..)
Sig by me :D
I think, therefore I am The Thinker
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(Very poorly paraphrased, seeing as I'm almost done Case 4, and I don't want to start over just to check it over.)
One sec, let me consult my lawyer. (phone animation) (phone rings) This is a very important matter! Please! You must tell me! What is this secret!? Hmm... Well... Hold on a sec. I'm gonna consult my lawyer, OK?* Picture of phone appears *
...........
...*beep*...
-Hello? This is Phoenix Wright. Oh, hey Mr. Lawyer dude.
Comfy and easy to wear.
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Nick: ...And the world becomes a little bit crueler.
Franziska: There are only two things that hold any power in a courtroom! The first is evidence! The second is, of course, my whip.
Judge: Don't forget about my gavel!
Phoenix: Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me.
Pearl: This plant looks really thirsty!
Nick: I've already watered it..
Pearl: Mr. Watering Can, where are you...?
Nick: I hope Charley can survive typhoon Pearls...
...and sometime later when Gumshoe's at your office, he'll say something like "Where are you, Mr. Watering Can?" too. It's brilliant.
This isn't funny at all, but made me laugh all the same...
It made me laugh because they tried so hard to make it swear-word-free.
More later, when I remember them! :D
No Maya, that is SPARDA.
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Sig by me :D
*insert something witty here*
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(To Edgey) - Just say "it's important" and agree with me for a change.
TOUGH LOVE
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RATATATATATATATATATATATA
I love Oldbag so much. I just about die laughing everytime she goes on her tangents that I can only read half of (like her knocking some kid off a bridge X3).
Built For The Kill
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...
And the thread holding reality together suddenly snaps.
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
TOUGH LOVE
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...
And the thread holding reality together suddenly snaps.
But she's hilarious with her spazz attacks! XD
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I shall now return your precious item..I don't know why that's so funny...
Give me a Not Guilty or I'll eat you!!!
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Case 2, Day 3 Investigation
Present Franziska von Karma to Pearl
I can't let her get away with bullying Mystic Maya like that! I'm gonna to cast a curse on her! C-Can spirit mediums really do that...? Actually... no, I guess not. Grr... I have to find something I can do, then...
(When they're mad, the women of the Fey family could give Medusa a run for her money...)---
Sometime in the first day... Case 2
(present... something to Morgan before the murder, I think)
*forgot Morgan's angry lines*
[Uhh... Yes ma'am! Sorry... (She's a Fey alright! Just as weird as the rest!)
( ^ Equals Three parody ^ I am not in any way affiliated with RWJ )
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The Law 'Shark'
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{Some dialogue passes before this section....but here's the general funny.}
P: No, No - He cracked Ben over the head with the bottle and THAT made it smash!!!
M: Hmm, There's only one way to test my theory - I've got a bottle...Come here, Nick!
P: OW - What...The HECK? You just hit me over the head with a plastic bottle!!!
{ Or something along those lines. :P }
Oh, and honourable mentions to the Narahodo 'Drop-in' when Maya's talking about what Wright's 'Exotic' name should be...XDD
~Beware of the Shark - He'll bite!~
Give me a Not Guilty or I'll eat you!!!
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It looks like every year the Ringmaster made donations to charity... To the Robot Clown research center... ... You're kidding right? What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery! ((<<< I love this line))
( ^ Equals Three parody ^ I am not in any way affiliated with RWJ )
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"Too Awesome to Die"
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When you find Trilo
This...Is...
(ME) SPAAAAARTAAAAAA! Sorry. I had to.
Lady Luckless
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She goes and has herself a big 'ole accident! Smash! Crunch! Instantly transforming her car into the accordian model!
Idol of Polar Bears
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... What's the matter? You've been acting strange for a while now. Max... He's just some country bumpkin... So? Why does that matter? He's still a famous magician right? I guess. But his real name is... Billy Bob Johns. (Yikes! The guy's got three first names! I guess that is pretty odd.) Oh well! If a big star can do it, then you should pretend to be exotic too, Nick! "A big star..."? Max Galactic is a pretty big name! Anyways, what do you think about Naruhodo A. Wrighto? N-N-Na... *cough* Umm... What's the "A" stand for? The "A" stands for "Attorney". I'll think about it...I guess we all know where Gant's "Wrighto" came from, now.
von Karma stole Alucard's wardrobe!
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Subject, verb, object wright. Did you skip basic grammar?Ah, I loved that one. "Here, let me form a sentence for you..."
At any rate, this situation keeps getting weirder all the time. What will you do now?
action>Begin to Chicken Dance
von Karma stole Alucard's wardrobe!
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Ah! It's the wicked witch of the witness stand! I'll give you piece of gum if you promise to testify.
At any rate, this situation keeps getting weirder all the time. What will you do now?
action>Begin to Chicken Dance
Built For The Kill
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"Wright, I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date."
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
Look at the location
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That's Morgan Fey. Did she just bow to the picture?!
Angel Starr=LOVE
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(Words cannot describe how screwed I am.)I lol'd at that. It's not that funny, but it was something I thought I'D say. :P Phoenix and I are so much alike in our obnoxious personalities.
Arutica: Attorney at NYAAH
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(to Nick and Maya): "I'll leave you two to your alone time"
?!
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Phoenix: As if the glasses under his body weren't enough, the victim even wrote your name clear as day on the ground!
Maggey: But I already told you, the glasses aren't mine!
Phoenix: And how do you explain his dying message?
Maggey: ...
Maggey: It's a conspiracy!
Edgeworth: Be quiet and listen... Your Honor.
Judge: Ballif, I don't care who it is! Smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must!
Maya: OK! For great justice!
Oldbag: Anyway, Engarde will never get me to say "touché"!
Phoenix: (This is serious business.)
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- It's nice to see you're in such good "spirits" today, Ms. Fey! - (On the 'banana' in 2-1) Doesn't it look delicous? Care for a bite?
Smile like you mean it
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: "Oh wait...I need to consult myself. Hang on" *annoying phone animation ensues*
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ABSOLUTELY CRINGE INDUCING (Without thinking, I just blurted out "Objection!"... And I yelled it at the top of my lungs, finger outstretched, ready to take on my opponent! What a rush!)
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Built For The Kill
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"You... MORON!"Strange how she didn't use the usual "fool" in that one. :|
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
the last hope of a doomed race
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:Nick, look, theres Money! And he's holding something shiny!Money: oohoohoohaahaahaah!
its Reginas special costume! We have to get it back.
: Right! now its time to take on this monkey, attorney style! And if you choose: Oohoohaahaa!:
oohoohoohaahaahaah!(scratch, scratch!)Its funny.
Or what about:
what do you know about this person? (shows Franziska's picture)
Oh, wow! She's beautiful! She has that stern look on her face, like shes a queen or something! she carried around whip... and she hit me with it... alot. Oh, wow! I am sooooooooo jealous! Did you cry? Er... maybe(Did I? I cant remember.)
a world of hate, of war, of cannbalism, and of unsurmountable odds...
Coming soon to a theater near you...
the numbers are against us , my friends...
NUMBERS WAR parts 1-9( rated R)
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This business card tells people who I am. It even told me that I'm Phoenix Wright!
Did you not know that before? Nope!
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Where she got the money is beyond me.
Also in case 2 when Franziska has Phoenix "testify" about the channeling chamber if you press Lotta.
hotter and more bitter than
Hell itself... That is coffee.
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No no, you see this is something completely different!THIS IS MY TOP SECRET LIST OF GROCERIES TO BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
And, when you present ini her picture:
Um... This face... Like, I think I've seen it somewhere before... What!? ... Y-You're jokng, right? Ha ha, like, of course I am, silly! (Oh, thank goodness...)
Built For The Kill
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"If you cooperate, I'll give you a piece of chewing-gum."Bribery always works.
I do not tolerate bullies. Good day.
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*cut to Franziska smiling triumphantly*
Phoenix: "...blast radius of disaster."
Objectional
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