1. The Preliminary Election against Phoenix
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Thu May 03, 2007 6:35 am
I believe Demon Gant will be civil on this topic maybe saying how it was an 'honor' running against Phoenix Wright etc, etc.
However the people have spoken and the more 'experienced' man won out and that perhaps Phoenix should try running again in seven years or so.
( ha, ha, yeah, I suck
)2. Criminal Records
We know that Gant has a criminal record but let's face it what politician doesn't these days? Hell President Bush, has Dope possession charge against him(I believe) and there are other high government personal that do too if someone wants to cite other examples.(You have to kick Phoenix when he's down after all.)
To be fair let's not mention any criminal charges that Phoenix may have on his record in GS4 as I believe that Capcom will not
want to spoil such a large plot twist before the game is actually released next year. However, feel free to bring up that Phoenix tends to let certain things 'slid' in his past cases the big point I'm mentioning about is the last case in Justice for All.
"Your not so "clean" yourself Wrighto, what about that time you almost got that murder, Matt Engard, off the hook?"
("Shit! I was hoping that he forgot all about that!")3. Cabinet Members
Vice President:Von Karma-This is were I disagree with you Phoenix will most certainly cry foul here I can see it now...
"Isn't it true that the two of you worked together in the past and that Karma's perfect win record was the result of that partnership? If you fabricated evidence in the SL-9 case then who's to say that you didn't help your buddy, Von Karma, do the same? In fact, there is the strong possibility that defendants in some of the cases that Von Karma handled were innocent!"
"Wrighto, do you, in fact, have evidence, that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt
that I gave Von Karma false evidence?
"Ummm.... no, not really." (Damn! I didn't think he would call me on it!)
"Besides all evidence is handled by the Chief Prosecutor, Lana Skye, who I remind you all is currently in jail for murdering Bruce Goodman and for submitting false evidence in the SL-9 case two years ago.
"But..But.. You and Lana Skye were both the chief investigators for the SL-9 case!! There was no way you COULD NOT have known that the evidence submitted was fake!"
"Unfortunately, Mr. Wright has a point, what do you have to say about this, Demon Gant."
"Your Honor, may I remind you of my current location during the interrogation of Joe Drake."
"... Oh, that's right!" ("Why do I got a REALLLLY bad feeling about this!")
"You went downstairs to look for Joe Drake while he took the elevator up to your office, you didn't arrive at the crime scene until after the murder of Neil Marshell was committed!"
" Unfortunately, Wrighto's memory seems to be slipping in his old age." ("Hey! I'm only 24!")
"In any case, on the close advice of a personal friend (aka
) I have decided to take former president nominee, Godot, as my Vice President. I believe this will satisfy the nay sayers, Mr. Wright."
"They should really call you "Mr. Wrong" now, after all, you proven to be it 99% of the time!"
"Any further objections, on this subject, Mr. Wrong?"
" No, your honor." (Except that my life is now currently circling the fifth level of Hell.)
Devasque: Secretary of Health - I see her talents in the PR of Godot's team her talents are wasted in this sector maybe she could be Secretary of State?"
Redd White: Treasurer - No problem with this after all he is CEO of the biggest black mail corporation Blue Corp after all.
Godot: Education - Now that Mr. Godot is Vice President it's time to find a more qualified person to fill this position and I nominate Mr. Von Karma. Not only has he trained Mr. Miles Edgeworth as a prosecutor which he's a genius in naturally thanks to his mentor Karma. His daughter too, blossomed under his fine teachings and she his heir to the fine Von Karma name by the way! Nothing short of perfection is expected from these two fine young people!
With Von Karma under it's helm America will take back it's rightful place as the ranking leader in Science, Medicine and *gasp!*
dare I say it!? Lawyers too!
"A new age is dawning and with Von Karma we can't go wrong!"TM
"Slackers, look out! There's a new teacher in town!"
"By law, I'm required to punish the foolish, fools, of this foolish country's education system, which is you fools, of course!" 4. Gant's outlook on the competition
"What can we say about about Mr. Mike Haggar? well he is certainly a snappy dresser! his mother must choose his outfits for him every day!
"Mikey, dear, please put on this nice pink leotard and pose for a few photos...hmmm....yesss!"
"I'M A PRETTY GIRL, I'M A PRETTY GIRL!!!"
" MY EYES THEY BURN!!"
"Mr. Mike Haggar has graduated at the top ten of his class.
"NO! 2+2 DOES NOT equal Fish!"
"I HATE you! What happen to my old Teacher?"
"Under my new rule she was "given the ax" if you know what I mean."
"Is that when Mommy gives..."
"Mr. Mike Haggar! You have a long way to go if you wish to pass third grade!"
" It a miracle that he passed second in case you were wondering."
"If Harvard doesn't accept me after hearing this
story then nothing will!"
"So there you have it, proof positive that brawn does not
equal brains and that having your mother as your fashion dictator is the worst possible decision that you can make in your life..."
"Living Proof here people!"
"A vote for me is a vote for the future of America and after all if I'm not President of the United States..."
"He'll F@@@ing kill you?"
"No, it means that someone worse
then President Bush will be elected."
"Is that even possible pal?" ("Mia, move over, I'll be joining you soon!")
Yes, my rant is rather silly, but I hope you consider my nomination.