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You know, all these years, I KNOW you've been smuggling something. SOMETHING, but I don't know what, and it's been bothering me every night. Just between you and me, what is it you've been smuggling? I swear I won't tell anyone.
The guy replied: "Bicycles."I hope that wasn't too offensive
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Doesn't know how to ride a bike D:
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Gold walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few minutes, he starts trouble with the other customers. Annoyed, Silver walks in and shouts, "Au! Get out of the bar!"
Mmm, bacon.
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Gold walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few minutes, he starts trouble with the other customers. Annoyed, Silver walks in and shouts, "Au! Get out of the bar!"
Aha, I think this has just become one of my favorite jokes because I'm a nerd :B
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Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.
One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.
The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.
Two days later the alcholic dies because he gave in and had to drink.
The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at it.
The gay guy looked at him and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both fnck'd"
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how do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
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Gold walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few minutes, he starts trouble with the other customers. Annoyed, Silver walks in and shouts, "Au! Get out of the bar!"
I can't believe how much I was cracking up at that one. My old Chemistry teachers would be proud.
On the subject of smart jokes...
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Holy cow that was funny! XD
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Ac#e to the rescue!!! Avvy be Leeling.
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AW CRAP THAT WAS MEAN!!!!! DX
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Ahaha, that's totally awesome xD
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That had to be one of the best long jokes I ever read.
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"If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn?"
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"If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn?"
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"If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn?"
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That's hardly a joke! So...cruel!!!
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"If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn?"
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AHAHA JEFF DUNHAM FTW!
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Oh, and XFD at that monk joke.
And that's all.
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:D.
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Well, I think they're bear tracks.
Bear tracks?
You're kidding, right? Come on, they're obviously bear tracks!No. Look, they're totally wolf tracks. Yeah, they- what??? No duh, they're wolf tracks! A wolf went through here. I'm surrounded by morons. I still think they're bear tracks. Alright, idiots. Quit fooling around. They're clearly deer tracks. What? You're crazy! Bear tracks! Wolf tracks! Deer tracks! Dummies!And they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Well, I think they're bear tracks. Bear tracks? You're kidding, right? Come on, they're obviously bear tracks!No. Look, they're totally wolf tracks. Yeah, they- what??? No duh, they're wolf tracks! A wolf went through here. I'm surrounded by morons. I still think they're bear tracks. Alright, idiots. Quit fooling around. They're clearly deer tracks. What? You're crazy! Bear tracks! Wolf tracks! Deer tracks! Dummies!And they were still arguing when the train hit them.
That's actually good.
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Two blondes are sitting on a porch at night and talking.
What's closer: the moon, or Florida?
Well that should be obvious. I mean, we can see the moon...
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Why do you call an owl you dry off with after a bath?
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Your management course
Management Lessons
Lesson One
A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow & asked him, "Can I also sit like you & do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson? Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Here endeth your management course.
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Hey, could you tell me if my blinkers are working? Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no....
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Two blondes are sitting on a porch at night and talking.
What's closer: the moon, or Florida? Well that should be obvious. I mean, we can see the moon...Klavier died?
Death Note is awesome.
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Two blondes are sitting on a porch at night and talking.
What's closer: the moon, or Florida? Well that should be obvious. I mean, we can see the moon...Klavier died?
In the one about the tracks.
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One ... no, two! No, four! No, eight ...
and I refuse to tell any lawyer jokes because they're pretty mean xD;
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