Now, this is the story all about how
His life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he lost his badge from the BAR

By Mia Fey, born and raised
Cleaning the toilet was how he spend most of his days
Cleanin' up maxin' relaxin' all cool
And occasionally winning some cases outsode of his school
When a couple of bros
They were up to no good
Startin forgin' evidence in his neighborhood
He presented one page of diary and Klavier got scared
He said 'You forgin' that evidence and I can prove just dat'

He begged and pleaded with the BAR day after day
But they ripped off his badge and left him with nothin'
Zak gave him a smack and then he gave him his daughter
He put is hat on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Trucy Wright, he's her dad
Having her pay all them bills
Is this what the people of LA living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

Well uh, Zak came back and Kristoph came out
Smacked him on the head, killing her dad
Phoenix ain't trying to get arrested yet.
He just got her!
He called Kristoph with quickness, like lightning disappeared

He whistled for Apollo as he came near
A newb lawyer, bro of Trucy
If anything he could say is that this was his chance
And he thought 'I'm pinning this on you Kristoph!'

He pulled up to the Borscht club about seven or eight
And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Brushel smell ya later'
He looked at his kingdom
And he was finally there
To sit on his throne as the poker prince of Bel Air

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as the stitches look you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is de Killer, Killer night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's de Killer, Killer night
You're fighting for your life inside de Killer, Killer tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is de Killer, Killer night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with stitches between his eyes
Killer, Killer night
You're fighting for your life inside de Killer, Killer tonight

Night creatures calling, the foul start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the assassin this time
(Stitches between his eyes)
This is the end of your life

Hes out to get you, he's closing in on every side
He will possess you unless you change get him a complete acquittal
Now is the time for you and I to be torn apart by kidnapping, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on his face
I'll make you see

That this is de Killer, Killer night
'Cause I can kill you more than any assassin would ever dare try
Killer, Killer night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, Killer here tonight

'Cause this is Killer, Killer night
Girl, I can Kill you more than any assassin would ever dare try
Killer, Killer night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna kill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the city
The wine cellar is close at hand
He crawls in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls hotel

I'm gonna Kill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna Kill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Killer night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand bodies
And grizzly clients from every corner
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of de Killer

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as the stitches look you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is de Killer, Killer night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's de Killer, Killer night
You're fighting for your life inside de Killer, Killer tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is de Killer, Killer night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with stitches between his eyes
Killer, Killer night
You're fighting for your life inside de Killer, Killer tonight

Night creatures calling, the foul start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the assassin this time
(Stitches between his eyes)
This is the end of your life

Hes out to get you, he's closing in on every side
He will possess you unless you change get him a complete acquittal
Now is the time for you and I to be torn apart by kidnapping, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on his face
I'll make you see

That this is de Killer, Killer night
'Cause I can kill you more than any assassin would ever dare try
Killer, Killer night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, Killer here tonight

'Cause this is Killer, Killer night
Girl, I can Kill you more than any assassin would ever dare try
Killer, Killer night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna kill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the city
The wine cellar is close at hand
He crawls in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls hotel

I'm gonna Kill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna Kill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Killer night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand bodies
And grizzly clients from every corner
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of de Killer