So, I realized recently that while I created this little bit of fandom way back in July, I haven't yet shared it with the forum community. Using the free time that this cold has given me, and partially in honor of the amazing Leesers (who doodled a relevant picture that I'll never forget, and whose work you can see at the top of the page), I've decided to post it. Hope it doesn't annoy you too much!

"Toaster Face," a parody of Lady Gaga's most infectious "Poker Face"

(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)

It's blacker than the night and hotter than Hades
The perfect blend of coffee never loses speed (he loves it)
Chucking the impossible is how he's gonna start
And when the case is over only truth is on your heart, heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head

Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)

T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)

When the defense has something waiting up its sleeve,
Investigation can be hard when you can't see (the blood there)
It's one of my rules that the turnabout is fun
And when it comes to law you cannot cry until it's done, done

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head

Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)

T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)

I won't tell you he's Diego
What do you know?
'Cause you're smitten with this kitten
I'm not lying, I'm just tellin' he could be a felon
Unlike that prosecutor chick,
He'd rather whip you with a coffee mug
I promise you, promise ya
'Cause he's vengeful for Dahlia

Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)

Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)

T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(He’s drinking all your coffee)

T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)

T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)

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Nice. Even better than the parody I made. Now someone should make a video with this.

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Freakin' sweet and genius.

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That is AWESOME!

We have the next Weird Al Yankovic here. (If anyone knows who he is.)
I tried doing Toaster face and i failed.

Epic win! ~~~ Same with the Lady Gaga Edit!

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This is completly Awsome! I was reading the lysics and was laughing heaps! I actually opened up Itunes and started singing to it...only to attract the attention of my sis....who was singing too!
I love this because I always sing "toaster-face" instead of poker face and now we have lyrics too!

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Good god this is awesome! XD

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OMG as i was reading this Poker face played on the radio FREAKY so i got to try it out
absoltely brill

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That is just... genius. XD I love it.

The pic is hilarious too. XD

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How you got 99.9% of the syllables to work with the original song is just brilliant, trickssi. *bows down*

8D

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Can't stop giggling. Amazing job. XD

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Hilarious,just HILARIOUS!

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;A; Thank you all so much! I wasn't expecting this to be so well-received xD; I worked really hard to make sure the lyrics matched as well as they could. Gotta make it worth it, right? And in a perfect world, I'd sing it and make a music video in cosplay as Mia--maybe she'd be Lady MaGa; "magatama." Alas, real life getting in the way. I'll be sure to share any further parodies with you all, and thanks, truly, for your support!

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XD Clearly this needs to be recorded.

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Quoted for truth.

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Ha...! I love it!

I sang to it while listening to the real one, fits perfectly.

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