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A thread for jokes about Ace Attorney- y'know, the ones with punchlines. Make sure to tag spoilers as such.

Here's one I made up.

Spoiler: Dual Destinies Spoilers

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad...

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Scent wrote:

So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad...

I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have.

edgey2000 wrote:

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

Scent wrote:

So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad...

I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have.

edgey2000 wrote:

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

edgey2000 wrote:

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

InfamousStepladder wrote:

edgey2000 wrote:

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

InfamousStepladder wrote:

Scent wrote:

So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad...

I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have.

edgey2000 wrote:

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

To put it in your own words:
I have to admit, I was not expecting anyone to laugh at it, nor even quote it. *snort*

Hey now, I didn't mean it like that. I wouldn't have left that comment if I didn't find it genuinely funny (Though, I admit, I did a pretty poor job trying to vocalize that).
If I offended you in any way, I apologize. That was certainly not my intention.

InfamousStepladder wrote:

lol no I wasn't offended. xD Thought it was fairly obvious with the *snort* xDD

Scent wrote:

InfamousStepladder wrote:

lol no I wasn't offended. xD Thought it was fairly obvious with the *snort* xDD

Damn, am I that bad at reading people? I wasn't sure of how to interpret the *snort*. :knock-knock:

oh here is one

why is phoenixs off

because he dosent have the blob or the spike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I'm the only member on #TeamIDidn'tGetTheBlobAndSpikyJoke

He really needs to come back and explain the joke because I've read it everyday since he posted it trying to get it and I just... I can't!

edgey2000, please put us out of our misery :think-think-think:

Louise wrote:

Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman.

Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke.

Louise wrote:

Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman.

Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke.

Pierre wrote:

Louise wrote:

Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman.

Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke.

Why would you assume he's a woman? Judging from his YouTube channel, he appears to be like...maybe a 13 year old boy.

And as much as I would like an explanation, I predict that it would be something along the lines of "uh uh uh phoenixs blob is spike nd thats why HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

Sounds to me like this joke of his needs a little more... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) EDGE.

...I'm sorry.

I love this thread. Such a good premise, but look what it's become.

Edgey2000's "joke" wouldn't be half so funny if everyone wasn't completely baffled by it.
If there's a real explanation, I never want to know.

...
So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God *removes imaginary shades like the meme*

Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear?

Scent wrote:

...
So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God *removes imaginary shades like the meme*

Hah, possibly! I think the kids whose jokes have been posted on that blog are actually... kid kids, as in <10 years old. Kids have always had dumb senses of humor. Being raised with the internet just means they're stuck with those bad jokes forever.

The blog itself seems like it's probably a mom thing to me, but who can really say?

Quote:

Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear?

... Oh lord.
That was... really good? I think. Or really bad. One of the two.

Coyote wrote:

Scent wrote:

...
So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God *removes imaginary shades like the meme*

Quote:

Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear?

... Oh lord.
That was... really good? I think. Or really bad. One of the two.

Awesome! I was going for bad.

Though it may also depend on how tired you are of that whole schtick.

Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one.

Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones?

Spoiler:

What did Chief Gant say to Edgeworth, who was complaining about the idiocy of the 'King of Prosecutors' award?

"Don't be so on edge, Worthy!"

I shall now lower my head in shame for not coming up with something funnier. Jokes have never been my strong suit.

I didn't come up with this one, I found it on GameFAQs's message boards.

What do Bobby Fulbright and Juniper Woods have in common?

Spoiler:

Author:	MBArceus [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:31 am ]
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A thread for jokes about Ace Attorney- y'know, the ones with punchlines. Make sure to tag spoilers as such. Here's one I made up. Spoiler: Dual Destinies Spoilers How does the Phantom insult people? With UR-1 Mama jokes.

Author:	Scent [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:09 am ]
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MBArceus wrote: A thread for jokes about Ace Attorney- y'know, the ones with punchlines. Make sure to tag spoilers as such. Here's one I made up. Spoiler: Dual Destinies Spoilers How does the Phantom insult people? With UR-1 Mama jokes. Dear mother of God, that was actually a good one and quite unexpected! xDD This is reminding me of the Edgeworth puns fancomic. xDD

Author:	papasbuddy [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:38 pm ]
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oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Author:	SuperToby [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:56 pm ]
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edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... What. I don't.. ...

Author:	dimentiorules [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:46 pm ]
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I have a feeling they're a troll.

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Author:	ReturnofthePhoenix [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:29 pm ]
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... edgey2000 ...

Author:	Scent [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:56 pm ]
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So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad...

Author:	InfamousStepladder [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:20 pm ]
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Scent wrote: So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad... I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have. edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

Author:	Jean Descole [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:58 pm ]
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InfamousStepladder wrote: Scent wrote: So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad... I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have. edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this?? I think he just insulted Phoenix's manjunk. Maybe.

Author:	Scent [ Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:57 pm ]
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InfamousStepladder wrote: Scent wrote: So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad... I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have. edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this?? To put it in your own words: I have to admit, I was not expecting anyone to laugh at it, nor even quote it. snort

Author:	MBArceus [ Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:15 am ]
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InfamousStepladder wrote: edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this??

Author:	Scent [ Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:15 pm ]
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MBArceus wrote: InfamousStepladder wrote: edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this?? Or rather, it's a secret to everybody. badum-tish

Author:	InfamousStepladder [ Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:02 pm ]
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Scent wrote: InfamousStepladder wrote: Scent wrote: So Maya walks into a Freshmart and orders a salad... I have to admit, I laughed harder than I should have. edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...is anyone else getting a tad irritated trying to decipher this?? To put it in your own words: I have to admit, I was not expecting anyone to laugh at it, nor even quote it. snort Hey now, I didn't mean it like that. I wouldn't have left that comment if I didn't find it genuinely funny (Though, I admit, I did a pretty poor job trying to vocalize that). If I offended you in any way, I apologize. That was certainly not my intention.

Author:	Scent [ Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:30 pm ]
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InfamousStepladder wrote: Hey now, I didn't mean it like that. I wouldn't have left that comment if I didn't find it genuinely funny (Though, I admit, I did a pretty poor job trying to vocalize that). If I offended you in any way, I apologize. That was certainly not my intention. lol no I wasn't offended. xD Thought it was fairly obvious with the snort xDD

Author:	Scent [ Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:27 pm ]
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InfamousStepladder wrote: Scent wrote: InfamousStepladder wrote: Hey now, I didn't mean it like that. I wouldn't have left that comment if I didn't find it genuinely funny (Though, I admit, I did a pretty poor job trying to vocalize that). If I offended you in any way, I apologize. That was certainly not my intention. lol no I wasn't offended. xD Thought it was fairly obvious with the snort xDD Damn, am I that bad at reading people? I wasn't sure of how to interpret the snort. Well, you don't snort when you're offended, for once.

Author:	Darth Wiader [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:03 pm ]
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edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...Even Moe is dumbfounded.

Author:	Shizuka [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:08 pm ]
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edgey2000 wrote: oh here is one why is phoenixs off because he dosent have the blob or the spike HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahaa so funny 10/10 mang

Author:	Scent [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:45 pm ]
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I think I'm the only member on #TeamIDidn'tGetTheBlobAndSpikyJoke

Author:	MBArceus [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:05 pm ]
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Scent wrote: I think I'm the only member on #TeamIDidn'tGetTheBlobAndSpikyJoke You've got that wrong. If only Edgey2000 would explain it...

Author:	Shizuka [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:28 pm ]
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I think it's a very crude sex joke. GG.

Author:	Louise [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:12 pm ]
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He really needs to come back and explain the joke because I've read it everyday since he posted it trying to get it and I just... I can't! edgey2000, please put us out of our misery

Author:	Scent [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:41 pm ]
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Oh, might as well start a club with all of us that didn't get it, then. xD

Author:	Pierre [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:59 pm ]
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Louise wrote: He really needs to come back and explain the joke because I've read it everyday since he posted it trying to get it and I just... I can't! edgey2000, please put us out of our misery Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman. Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke.

Author:	tiger_festival [ Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:24 pm ]
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Pierre wrote: Louise wrote: He really needs to come back and explain the joke because I've read it everyday since he posted it trying to get it and I just... I can't! edgey2000, please put us out of our misery Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman. Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke. Maybe the joke is that there is no joke... And Edgey2k is a male. At least, that's what his profile says.

Author:	ReturnofthePhoenix [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:16 am ]
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Pierre wrote: Louise wrote: He really needs to come back and explain the joke because I've read it everyday since he posted it trying to get it and I just... I can't! edgey2000, please put us out of our misery Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman. Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke. Why would you assume he's a woman? Judging from his YouTube channel, he appears to be like...maybe a 13 year old boy. And as much as I would like an explanation, I predict that it would be something along the lines of "uh uh uh phoenixs blob is spike nd thats why HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".

Author:	Pierre [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:48 am ]
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ReturnofthePhoenix wrote: Pierre wrote: Louise wrote: He really needs to come back and explain the joke because I've read it everyday since he posted it trying to get it and I just... I can't! edgey2000, please put us out of our misery Hmm I don't know why but I'm certain Edgey2k is a woman. Though I really hope it's not just a really crude sex joke. Why would you assume he's a woman? Judging from his YouTube channel, he appears to be like...maybe a 13 year old boy. And as much as I would like an explanation, I predict that it would be something along the lines of "uh uh uh phoenixs blob is spike nd thats why HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Hmm strange looking at the youtube I'd guess it's equally likely to be a 13 year old girl, kids be pretty androgynous at that age. Plus assuming the name on the channel is correct it's a female name.

Author:	Rubia Ryu the Royal [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:52 am ]
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Sounds to me like this joke of his needs a little more... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) EDGE. ...I'm sorry.

Author:	Scent [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:00 am ]
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Rubia Silve Ryu wrote: Sounds to me like this joke of his needs a little more... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) EDGE. ...I'm sorry. Yes, better be sorry because I didn't get it.

Author:	Coyote [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:00 am ]
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I love this thread. Such a good premise, but look what it's become. Edgey2000's "joke" wouldn't be half so funny if everyone wasn't completely baffled by it. If there's a real explanation, I never want to know.

Author:	Scent [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:05 am ]
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Coyote wrote: I love this thread. Such a good premise, but look what it's become. Edgey2000's "joke" wouldn't be half so funny if everyone wasn't completely baffled by it. If there's a real explanation, I never want to know. ... So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God removes imaginary shades like the meme

Author:	Jean Descole [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:13 am ]
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okay well let me try Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear? Spoiler: IT'S BECAUSE SHE GOT HER PANTIES IN A TWIST ~~needs Simon desk-slap guffaw smiley~~

Author:	Coyote [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:16 am ]
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Scent wrote: ... So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God removes imaginary shades like the meme Hah, possibly! I think the kids whose jokes have been posted on that blog are actually... kid kids, as in <10 years old. Kids have always had dumb senses of humor. Being raised with the internet just means they're stuck with those bad jokes forever. The blog itself seems like it's probably a mom thing to me, but who can really say? Quote: Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear? ... Oh lord. That was... really good? I think. Or really bad. One of the two.

Author:	Jean Descole [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:29 am ]
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Coyote wrote: Scent wrote: ... So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God removes imaginary shades like the meme Hah, possibly! I think the kids whose jokes have been posted on that blog are actually... kid kids, as in <10 years old. Kids have always had dumb senses of humor. Being raised with the internet just means they're stuck with those bad jokes forever. The blog itself seems like it's probably a mom thing to me, but who can really say? Quote: Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear? ... Oh lord. That was... really good? I think. Or really bad. One of the two. Awesome! I was going for bad. Though it may also depend on how tired you are of that whole schtick. Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one. Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones? Spoiler: He doesn't. What do Edgeworth's privates have to do with Nick getting his badge anyway?

Author:	Pierre [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:53 am ]
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Adrian in black wrote: Coyote wrote: Scent wrote: ... So this is what's trending nowadays with kids? .-. Mother of God removes imaginary shades like the meme Hah, possibly! I think the kids whose jokes have been posted on that blog are actually... kid kids, as in <10 years old. Kids have always had dumb senses of humor. Being raised with the internet just means they're stuck with those bad jokes forever. The blog itself seems like it's probably a mom thing to me, but who can really say? Quote: Did you hear the one about Trucy getting upset when she couldn't make things disappear? ... Oh lord. That was... really good? I think. Or really bad. One of the two. Awesome! I was going for bad. Though it may also depend on how tired you are of that whole schtick. Edit: Okay, here's an even worse one. Phoenix just celebrated his third anniversary of becoming a lawyer. How does he celebrate these huge milestones? Spoiler: He doesn't. What do Edgeworth's privates have to do with Nick getting his badge anyway? I don't get it, I think it's a yaoi joke, but I don't really get it. Also that Bad Kids Jokes site is amazing!